"Yin and yang, yin and yang are born together, life is form, the dead are qi, the souls of the nine shadows are in their true form, and the Taishang Daojun is as anxious as the law. Get it all out of here!" "At three o'clock in the morning, I finally returned to the parking place, drove non-stop to the nearest cemetery, pinched the trick, chanted a spell, and performed the soul search technique.

As the mantra was recited, a dark ghost under the pressure of black appeared in a daze. Since they are all people who have died in recent times, their souls are very weak.

"The avenue leads to the sky, the qi resists the yin chain, the soul is locked, and the three levels are sealed, and the Taishang Daojun is as anxious as the law!" I was furious and performed the method of soul restraint. This soul restraint spell does not belong to any above board spell, the principle is to control the soul itself divine consciousness for oneself driven by the Dao method, strictly speaking, it belongs to a kind of qi resentment trick, after the cast has a great backlash against the person who casts the spell. It was this spell that the Ling Feng Dao people cast on Yuan Kui and the others in the mausoleum back then.

"Thirty-five miles to the east, Lan Qi points the way, go!" I pointed to the place where I had been beaten before and waved my hand decisively.

The yin wind suddenly rose, and more than a dozen wisps of water yin spirits rose up in response to the order and turned into the wind and traveled quickly. I desperately exuded my aura to guide the path, and for a moment I only felt dizzy and light, and my aura was not continuous, and I gritted my teeth and even called out my own natal vitality. If such a shameful humiliation is not reported, what face will there be in the world. I'm going to show you this 'sectarian demon' today!

Finally guiding the Yin Soul to the designated direction, I withdrew the True Yuan Aura, dismissed the other four genera of Soul Qi, controlled the top-heavy body and returned to the car with difficulty, found a few cans of HN and poured them down, lit a cigarette and inhaled a few puffs, started the car, and tried to open the eyes of the beaten almost invisible, and drove towards the police station where I had been humiliated.

It's a pity that I don't have the kind of heavenly cultivation like the Wind Dao people or the Ling Feng Dao people, otherwise I would have relieved my qi even if I had all the other four soul qi detained, forget it, these dozen wisps of water yin souls are enough for them.

When I parked the car in front of the police station, there was already a lot of noise inside. The wind is gusting, the ghosts are heavy, due to the thick yin qi, the fluorescent lamps that were originally as bright as day have now turned dark green, and several people on duty have been frightened out of the office and stood outside the hall, dialing their mobile phones in a panic.

I deliberately opened the car door and walked out, leaning against the door and smoking a cigarette leisurely. Soon the guys saw me and turned around and pointed at me. I looked at them with a sneer. I'd rather be a real villain than a hypocrite. I just want you to know that I did it, and I will report it now, so that I can relieve my anger!

Isn't your principle of law enforcement "emphasizing evidence and ignoring confessions"? I want to see if you can catch a few ghosts for you to be witnesses this time.

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"Hey, bring me a pack of milk, and give me a loaf of bread. I waved at the women who were passing by pushing the breakfast cart.

"Hey, don't run" Hearing my call, the aunt who got up early in the morning quickened her pace.

I quickly chased after it and took out the money, "What are you running, it's not that I don't give money." "I took the milk and bread in my hand.

"Little brother, how dare you still be here, this place is haunted. Have you been beaten by a ghost?" the aunt looked frightened.

"Hehe, who said that it was haunted? I didn't beat it by a ghost, it was beaten by a person. When the bread came to his mouth, he found that his mouth was swollen and could not be opened.

"I had a half-night trouble last night, and everyone in the neighborhood heard the ghost crying, look at the wind, oh, look......" The aunt exclaimed, turned around and pushed the breakfast cart and ran.

As soon as I turned around, a female ghost in her thirties with heavy makeup and bright makeup actually appeared, and she was making a gesture at the group of people's guards standing at the door, and she exclaimed in fright.

"Okay!" I screamed, wrapped the bread, took a few sips of milk, and returned to the car to stand and watch the play.

"God, you've been so good to me. "I watched the raindrops fall on the back of my hands, and I was happy. As the so-called one yang suppresses all evils, after the sun rises, any ghosts and demons must be hidden and dodged, this time it's raining, it will definitely not come out of the sun, and then make a fuss.

"Why did you get out?" I jerked back, and the big-bellied cop who had beaten me the hardest last night was standing behind me.

"I ......" I was just about to answer, when suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I turned around and ran.

"Stop!" Unsurprisingly, the pot-bellied cop caught up with me, and I ran to the back door to deliberately slow down and let him catch me.

"I'll let you run, follow me back!" the big belly twisted my hand and escorted me through the back door to the police station.

"Why is the lamp broken?Xiao Wu, why is the lamp so colorful?" said Big Belly and pushed open the door of the duty room, "Who are you?...... Oops, the hell. "When the girl with heavy makeup saw someone coming in, she turned her head straight and turned a hundred and eighty degrees, and the frightened brother sent me away, turned around and ran!

"Now that you're in, don't go. I sneered and said in my heart, as soon as I stretched out my hand, a wisp of true qi covered his Sanyang righteousness, and the female ghost saw that there was an opportunity, and she possessed him without saying a word.

The so-called three yang righteousness refers to the three yang lamps of the human body, one on the forehead and one on the left and right shoulders. It is an innate weapon to ward off evil spirits. If you walk alone in a dark place or in the wilderness and suddenly feel a numbness in your scalp or a chill in your back, it is that the human body subconsciously feels that there is a yin object peeping at you, the best way is to take off your shirt and expose your shoulders, and then try not to let your hair cover your forehead, step by step how you should go, don't run, as soon as you run, you will be chaotic, and don't look back, and your anger will disperse when you turn around. By the way, I would like to add that if it is a woman, it is better not to take off your clothes, that would be more dangerous.

"Why aren't you afraid of me?" the female ghost controlled the benevolent brother to speak to me, and her voice was very good, but it was extremely strange to say it in the mouth of such a big man.

"You should be afraid of me!" I felt my aura reach out of my body and grabbed her ghost throat.

"You brought us here?" said the ghost's face was horrified.

I nodded, retracted my true anger, and looked left and right, grandma's, why did you recruit a group of women's army over.

There are a total of sixteen water yin souls, only three or four of them are male souls, and the others are all female ghosts, and several of them are dressed up with bells and whistles that do not look like women from good families.

I shook my head, drove away the messy thoughts in my head, summoned a few ghosts wandering in front of me, and explained a few words. , and then gave a few extra words to the female ghost attached to the big belly.

"Understood?" I asked, uneasy.

"Package your satisfaction. "The big belly possessed by the female ghost actually showed an ambiguous smile at me, and I got goosebumps all over my body when I laughed.

"Help, the police are beating people~~~~" I threw myself in front of the window and screamed pretendedly.

The big belly that was taken by the female ghost was behind me with a baton and pretended to beat me.

The policemen standing outside instantly blew up, shouting to stop the big belly from blatantly beating me, now my problem has already been figured out, and they must have no good fruit to eat when the matter is big. It's too evil in the police station, and no one dares to come in.

"Are you beating someone or **?" I turned my head and scolded at the female ghost. This guy is holding a baton and screaming, holding it high and putting it down, it doesn't feel like a beating, but it has a bit of the taste of massage ** between couples.

The big belly looked at me with an innocent face, and suddenly gritted his teeth and stroked a stick!

"Oh, I'm CNM, you want my life?" I screamed, turned around and grabbed my baton and hit my big belly.

When the police outside the window saw me snatching the baton, they finally got anxious and rushed in.

"Great" I was happy in my heart, and the two fingers of the aura extinguished the three yang qi of the two who beat me last night, and the two male ghosts who had been ordered to wait next to them immediately gave them a ghost.

"Xiao Wu, why are you beating me...... Xiao Xie, are you crazy...... Oh, where's my glasses......" The two turned against each other, and in an instant, the already frightened crowd turned around and ran out again.

The male ghost controlled the bodies of the surnamed Xie and the surnamed Wu, punched everyone out, looked left and right, one approached and grabbed the mop that mopped the floor, and the other walked a few steps and picked up the broom that swept the yard, and stood at the left and right doors with a fierce momentum, shouting.

"Qin Shubao is here, who dares to come over!"

"Wei Chi Jingde is here, who is presumptuous!"

Of course, only I know in my heart that these two are not really door gods, at best, they are just door ghosts, and the lines of the two of them are all explained by me in advance, despite this, I can't help but laugh when I see the serious appearance of the two.

"Do you have a cigarette?" I said to my big belly, possessed by a female ghost. Suddenly, the smoke made me throw it in the car.

"Don't smoke, look outside" The big belly that was on the top of the body snorted outward.

I looked out, and there was another police car outside, and a few policemen opened the trunk with all their hands and feet, and actually grabbed two big roosters from inside. Presumably, he wanted to use the rooster's crowing to drive away ghosts. I don't know from which chicken farm I got these two hormone-boosting goods, and I won't even leave when I release them, let alone call them.

"Haha, even the rooster has been caught, and I guess I'll have to get black dog blood after a while. I turned around and smiled at my big belly.

"Xiaodao chief, just stop in moderation, the catastrophe is coming, and you still haven't woken up?" said to me with a big belly with his hands folded.

Something is wrong, I hurriedly pinched the trick and looked, only to see that the ghost that was originally attached to the big-bellied policeman had long since disappeared, and was replaced by a peaceful and dazzling Buddha aura.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"There was nothing in the first place, where to stir up dust. The old man's heavenly soul wandered here, and occasionally saw the clouds covering the sun, and the heavens cursed bystanding, and he couldn't bear to see the assets of the small road chief pearl and jade destroyed by the heavens, so he specially took this skin to come to persuade him!"

"Damnation?" "If I wasn't afraid of this thing at all, I would be lying to myself.

"The little Taoist master is good at using the secret method of the master, and he is perverse, driving the yin soul to haunt and intrude on the land of righteousness. It has been realized by God, and if it is not stopped, I am afraid that the catastrophe will not be far away. The big-bellied policeman folded his hands and looked compassionate.

"This is the place of righteousness?" I asked, pointing to my swollen face, my mother probably wouldn't recognize me.

"Small flaws do not hide the jade, great achievements can be made up, and the military and public security generations are the pillars of social stability and the foundation of national stability. The place where he lives is naturally a place of righteousness, blessed by the heavens!"

"I'm also a soldier, why don't you talk to these policemen about me like this?" I asked angrily.

"Although the little Taoist is temporarily in the barracks, he is actually a cultivator, so why should he be more angry than the people of the world? It's better to be open-minded and smile. ”

"Why don't I beat you up and ask you to laugh?"

"It's not impossible, in the past, there was a Buddha who cut meat and fed eagles, and the old man was also willing to follow the great virtue, but the old man's own skin was not here, otherwise he would have made a small wish. ”

"Don't think you can scare me by making a little Buddha light, you are a ghost without a physical body, let me see your true face!" I was so angry that I couldn't listen to any words of persuasion at all, so I shouted angrily and cast a soul-searching method, and grabbed the soul qi of the big-bellied policeman with my right hand.

"Amitabha!" Accompanied by the chanting of the Sanskrit Buddha name, the five fingers of the big-bellied policeman's right hand moved, pinching out the Dharma seal of the Buddha, and a pure yang qi firmly protected the natal soul of the big-bellied policeman, making my blow useless.

Borrowing the method of using different pinching methods of fingers to mobilize the qi of heaven and earth, Buddhism is called Dharma seal, and the right hand is cast. The Taoist is called the Dharma, and the left hand is cast, although the name is different, but the effect is actually the same.

"At that time, the ten directions of the immeasurable world, it cannot be said that all the Buddhas, and the great Bodhisattva Mahasattva, will come to the assembly. Praise Shakyamuni Buddha, can be in the five turbid evil worlds, now can not be ......" The big-bellied policeman actually sat cross-legged on the ground and recited the scriptures after casting the Dharma seal to stop my formula, and with his not high-minded recitation, a peaceful aura invisibly dispelled the ghost that I had worked so hard to summon.

I looked out the window, and the clouds had cleared, and the eastern sky had whitened.

"Who the hell are you?" The hard-working ghost ran away, and this revenge could not be avenged, staring at the big belly sitting cross-legged on the ground, I asked angrily.

"Xiaodao Chief, you and I are old acquaintances, but unfortunately you are now chaotic, and the purple spirit has not returned to ,......."

"Don't tell me anything, tell me who you are, I must repay you well for such a 'great favor'" Looking at the big belly that had begun to shake on the ground, I asked eagerly, the shaking of the body is a sign of the soul leaving the body.

"Amitabha, the path is so good, that's it, that's it, the old Jiuhua Mountain Minghui ......"