2. Flying immortals outside the sky

"This is really Amitabha, Amitabha!" the impotent immortal sighed, and a heavy worry flashed in his wise eyes, which had some compassion: "Squeak, squeak, squeak!"

This is Namsan Mountain.

On one side of the hill, under an old tree, in the middle of a field.

A white-skinned red heart on the left hand, a red-skinned yellow heart on the right hand, and the two sweet potatoes are still sweeter than the red hearts.

But Huang Xin'er's comparison.

It's better than a carrot.

Of course, the incompetent Daxian does not eat carrots, the incompetent Daxian is not a rabbit, and the incompetent Daxian only eats sweet potatoes.

I don't eat potatoes either.

Yes, in this one-acre three-point cereal vegetable garden, there are not only sweet potatoes, but also carrots and potatoes, mixed together, and there are famous hybrids, which can be proved by the incompetent immortals of the farmers. It must be made here that the reason why a gatekeeper who is bigger than the sky has become a farmer who digs in the soil is completely incompetent and voluntary, and he voluntarily obeyed the organizational arrangement and took the initiative to undertake this glorious and arduous mission.

To be a man, to be pragmatic, pragmatic and low-key, is the principle of being an incompetent immortal.

And the reason why hybrids don't choose a single variety is not for hybridization, sweet potatoes are sweet potatoes, potatoes are potatoes, carrots are carrots, and this incompetent Daxian does not want to make any changes for it. The reason why we need to grow some potatoes and carrots in the precious fields where the space is limited is because the potatoes can be stewed with beef, and stew a large pot of beef as much as the sea, and it tastes very delicious.

But there was no beef.

So there will be carrots. Carrots can attract wild rabbits. Rabbit meat can also be stewed with potatoes.

But there were no hares. The rabbits in Nanshan don't seem to like carrots. From this point of view, the incompetent immortal is a mistake, the potatoes have no beef, the radish is planted with rabbits and does not eat, and the greatest sorrow in life is nothing more than this. Say it's not hard, how can it not be hard! This poor mountain and bad water are icy and snowy, and life is so difficult, if it weren't for the incompetent Daxian who kept some of them privately during the harvest season. At this time, there is no need to dig: "Click! click!"

Look at this ground, frozen as hard as stone, it's really hateful: "Click!"

Incompetently holding a hoe, struggling to hoe four times in a row!

Then he sat on the ridge and panted, obviously unable to do anything: "Poor, pitiful, miserable people!"

This poor, miserable man refers to the fool Wuzen, the Wuzen brother has returned.

Of course, incompetence is here to dig sweet potatoes for Wuzen, and everyone knows the relationship between incompetence and Wuzen brother, and it is also unacceptable for Wuzen to become a dead fool. Incompetent, even crying and waking up at night. Mind you, it's dead fools. The six relatives don't recognize Baima'er and don't understand that kind, and the Wuzen senior brother doesn't even know the incompetent junior brother, and fully explains the difference between a living fool and a dead fool with his own practical actions: "Hateful, hateful, stupid as a pig!"

This hateful, stupid pig refers to Lingxiu, and at the same time Lingxiu is back.

He made a mistake, a mistake bigger than the sky, so he was punished by the uncle of Dinghai Master, and now he has been beaten to death. If there is no incompetent immortal to stop it. Uncle Dinghai was angry, he was furious, he was crazy, and he almost killed himself! The scene at that time can be imagined, in fact, the incompetent Daxian was also affected, and he was almost beaten to death with a stick, if it weren't for the old nun: "Peony, peony, this, uh, hey!"

An old nun with long hair, a little nun with short hair, the two nuns are still smaller and more fun in comparison. There is only one explanation, retribution! The incompetent Daxian sighed, the incompetent Daxian drooled, and the incompetent Daxian had mixed feelings in his heart, and he was speechless every day, and the hoe was hard and hard, and he wanted to fly to the sky, and the red dust was in love, so although he seemed to be a free and free idle cloud and wild crane on the surface, he was also very entangled in his heart.

A person, the greater the ability, the heavier the responsibility, and the incompetent Daxian has a deep understanding of this.

For example, fighting.

If it was incompetent, the people of Xiliang Kingdom would have been defeated long ago, whether it was swallowing it in one bite or collapsing to death, it would be easy for the incompetent immortals, and it would be no problem at all. A person can do as much as he has the ability, and he can't force himself. And you have to have spare strength, for example, you can't dig sweet potatoes, obviously you still have the spare strength, but you just don't dig it, why is this? Why can't you not go, let everyone in the world cry and shout and kneel on the ground and beg for incompetence and won't go, why? Why is this? In fact, the reason is very simple, Brother Wuzen, you won't understand, as an immortal, you can't interfere too much in the affairs of the world, otherwise, you will be punished by God!

I heard that a certain living Buddha went and beat people half to death, you see-

At this thought, there is no epiphany.

"Huba Cilen - I miss you - Huba Cilen - I love you - " The affectionate call was blown out by the whistling north wind far away, and a trace of fine snow chips was mixed in between, like an impotent thought: "Huba Cilen - you come quickly - Huba Cilen - I am incompetent - " If you want to ask who is the favorite in the heart of the incompetent, it must be undoubtedly the Huba Cilen, in fact, the incompetent woke up in the middle of the night mostly for the sake of the Huba Cilen: "Ah! Haha! Come on, come on, come on!"

Incompetence does not know.

But I saw a thing running like flying in the distance, and it was dazzling among the icebergs and snow valleys, from far to near, from far to near.

Stopped.

"Huh?" The thing was too fast, and it didn't react: "No, no, it's not right!"

It's the black tiger.

The incompetent immortal was well-informed, and his first reaction at that time was a black cat, the second reaction was a big black cat, and the third reaction was: "Ahhh

The black tiger glanced at it and nodded.

Didn't speak.

Incompetence is not that you don't want to run, your incompetent legs and feet have been numb, soft, melted, tick-tock: "Woo――――――"

Even if there are no tigers in Nanshan, tigers can eat people, and they know that they are incompetent.

The incompetence was so frightened that he peed, and for a while, the fart was rolling and the urine flowed: "Poof, prolap, protrude!"

As soon as the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths fart magic came out, the black tiger immediately retreated, and his heart was also very depressed: "Wow!"

Incompetence begins to dream.

"Huh, huh, huh?" But seeing the snow with his palms, but seeing the claws plowing the ground, the hard soil fell apart like tofu, and soon potatoes, sweet potatoes and carrots appeared one after another, it was completely easy, and it took no effort to get it: "Buddha bless! Thank God! It turns out that this tiger is a vegetarian and does not eat meat!"

A fat gray vole, as fat as a kitten: "Squeak!"

Squeak, dead.

The black tiger held the dead vole in its mouth, quietly looking impotent, as if it wanted to give him the fat vole to eat.

Incompetence is still dreaming.

"Gollum! Gollum!" He didn't know that his life was hanging by a thread at this time, the black tiger's stomach was empty and hungry, and this vole was not enough for the black tiger to stuff his teeth: "Woo lur! Woo lu!" The black tiger never eats people, because there is a living Buddha, but the living Buddha is dead, at least the black tiger thinks so: "Pounce!" The dead mouse fell to the ground, the black tiger shot out, no matter how fat the mouse was as delicious as this white and fat living person, the black tiger finally no longer hesitated: "Woo!"

"Ahh

This is also a loss of incompetence, and the great life of the great blessing is great: "Duh!"

Of course, the Living Buddha is not dead. (To be continued......)