Chapter XVI: The Drunken Majesty
"How's that okay? Don't let the news get out. Otherwise......"
Nezha Ling shivered brightly, thought for a while, quickly transformed his hands like flowers, and made a series of handprints, sealing the entire mansion, so that the information in the mansion could not be transmitted outside the mansion at all.
In fact, how did Nezha know that Zhang Youren was just an earth mortal with the name of the Jade Emperor on his back, just a life soul of the Jade Emperor, and because of the conspiracy, his cultivation was lost, and now the immortal body is leaking and has become a **mortal fetus.
If it was in the past, let alone a few cups of elixir and jade dew, even if all the wine stored in the Great God's Mansion of the Haihui was emptied, it would not be drunk to the dignified Emperor of Heaven, but unfortunately, with Zhang Youren's mortal body, how could he withstand the power of this immortal brew.
Not to mention that Nezha didn't notice this, even Zhang Youren himself didn't think about it.
A cup of immortal brew in his stomach, Zhang Youren felt that the surging immortal yuan power poured directly into his body, if he was an ordinary mortal, he might be able to become an immortal at any time under this cup of immortal brew, and he would go straight to several realms and become a human being. However, Zhang Youren is now an immortal body with a leak, and all the immortal yuan power swirls around in his body, and it passes through the five orifices and seven holes, and disappears without a trace.
However, although the immortal power is gone, the alcohol is stored in the body.
The liquor that can make Nezha praise good, you can imagine how much impact it will have when it hits Zhang Youren's soul, which is not much stronger than a mortal.
It is precisely because of this that Zhang Youren began to float because of a glass of wine, and his tongue was wide for some reason.
The wine is strong and intimidating, and the rice is rising!
Although Zhang Youren is not an instigator, he is definitely not a real hero when he enters the heavenly court.
After crossing over, he looked forward and backward, for fear that someone would be the soul of the crossing, and after being reminded of the remnant soul of the Jade Emperor in the Haotian Mirror, he was even more worried, afraid that someone would show that he was no longer a leakless immortal body, so he was eager to build an immortal foundation. How did he know that things backfired, he couldn't find treasures, and his future was bleak, which made him more and more depressed.
In this way, he gets drunk faster, and as soon as he loses his stomach, he loses the ability to think independently.
After drinking, Zhang Youren recovered his habits, he burped, stood up with a red face, walked towards Nezha, and in his puzzled eyes, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a slightly mysterious tone:
"Nezha, do you know who I am?"
"Your Majesty is so strange today. Nezha muttered in his heart, but his mouth did not stop,
took over Zhang Youren's topic, and naturally replied: "Your Majesty...... The boss is the most of the gods who crisscross the three realms, Shi Si Wan clan, and the supreme god of Haotian Jinque. ”
"The best of the gods, the best of all kinds. ”
A chuckle appeared at the corner of Zhang Youren's mouth, and the smile became bigger and bigger, more and more presumptuous.
"Hahahahaha...... What a gods, what a Three Realms!"
"But," Zhang Youren's voice paused, and his tone gradually became stronger, "However, Lao Tzu is just an ordinary man, Lao Tzu doesn't want to be the first of the Three Realms, and he doesn't want to be the Jade Emperor, he just wants to live clearly and easily, and live! Do you understand?"
"Alive!"
The most basic principle of survival of a human being, the most basic ** that an ordinary mortal should also be guaranteed. Here, for Zhang Youren, it has become an unattainable achievement.
"Alive!"
In the face of the current situation, this is an incomparably heavy word for a soul who has crossed the earth!
Zhang Youren's mood at this time was like getting a hustle and bustle, and he fell into a short silence.
"Your Majesty...... Top dog. ”
Nezha didn't know how to answer.
Console?
As the Supreme of the Three Realms, Zhang Youren does not need it.
Encourage?
As Nezha, in the face of Zhang Youren, he didn't dare.
In this way, the two of them were strangely cold, hearing each other's heavy breathing, with a fragrance of elixir and jade dew overflowing in the breath of the fairy.
In addition to the leak, Zhang Youren felt a little better.
A breeze blew, and the slightly damp cold made Zhang Youren shiver.
"I'll go, and this Nima will be drunk. ”
He shook his head and tried to control himself, for fear that he would lose his temper and say things that he shouldn't say and do things he shouldn't do. However, immortal brewing is not as good as mortal spirits, and the mellow meaning of its meaning cannot be restored in a moment and a half, so if he wants to disperse some of the wine, he will not be able to do it.
"By the way, in some Xianxia novels, cultivators often operate exercises, and as long as they are guided by spiritual power, they can force out the urge to drink. ”
Zhang Youren can't manage so much at this time, he rushed to the doctor when he was sick, completely ignoring that he didn't have any skills at all, and ran the "Jade Emperor Sutra" impressively, trying to force out the drunken intention that messed with his mind.
Who knows, this forced force to force a big problem.
The drunken intent did not force back half a point, and his operation technique actually made his already scarred immortal body have a slight sense.
"What's going on?"
Stimulated by this, Zhang Youren's drunkenness gradually disappeared.
"Can't you find it all over the world, the treasures of heaven and earth related to your own physique are on Nezha?"
Zhang Youren concentrated his mind and sensed carefully.
"Yes, that's right!
He smelled the faint fragrance in the air, and felt a slight revival of the immortal body, and the smell of wine showed signs of dissipating, making his brain more sober. What's more, since Zhang Youren crossed over, he saw other immortals in this time and space filled with fairy spirits, as light as a feather, floating out of the dust, while he himself was always struggling, like a huge mountain behind him, very tired. He also knew that this was the negative impact of the ** mortal womb after the Jade Emperor's death. Because of Haotian Mirror's reminder, he didn't dare to tell others, and he held it in his heart all day long, which was extremely uncomfortable. However, just now, when the wisp of fragrance wafted by, this immortal body that made him a little vigilant instantly had a sense of lightness.
Glad!
Couldn't be happier!
This may be the chance, exclusive to Zhang Youren's own fate!
Zhang Youren's eyes lit up, and he looked at Nezha intently, looking at him carefully from top to bottom.
"Nezha, what treasures do you have?"
"Treasures? no, I don't have any other treasures except for the Qiankun Circle, the Chaotian Aya, the Fire Spear, and the Hot Wheels. ”
Nezha couldn't keep up with Zhang Youren's thinking, why was he still shouting for being alive in the last sentence, and he began to ask about the treasure again in a trance. If it weren't for Nezha's knowledge that the Heavenly Court Treasury was very rich, he would have been a little skeptical that this Jade Emperor would want to forcibly expropriate his unique treasures.
"No treasures?"
Zhang Youren lowered his eyebrows and whispered. He sniffed.
"Well, the lotus fragrance ......"
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