Chapter 171: Saliva Girl
The next morning, in the early hours of the morning.
Feng Erniang immediately struck the broken gong, called the sleeping Zhengxiang Ye Qingyi and the others, and commanded in the unique tone of the proprietress: "Take care of the food and stay, I, Feng Erniang, have already been regarded as benevolent and righteous, it depends on your appearance today." The ugly old lady said it first, and if she didn't like the work, or if she didn't like it, she would get out of the way immediately. The cripple went to fetch water, the eldest went to make noodles, the second went to chop wood, and the third was ready to burn the fire, immediately, immediately!"
Feng Erniang is really a bit professional-level when she trains people, Ye Qing thought of the boss lady in Zhou Xingxing's kung fu, so she almost had a cigarette in her mouth, and she must teach the boss to smoke another day.
Ye Qing is now in the Dan period, and sleep has long become a dispensable thing, I heard that I asked myself to go to the noodle room, and there was no nonsense, and I went directly with a little girl in a noodle restaurant.
That little sister is seventeen or eighteen years old, and at first glance she is a quirky master, looking at Ye Qing's lazy appearance, she immediately taught a lesson: "Working in our Erniang noodle restaurant, you have to be quick with your hands and feet, the boss lady is an anxious child, and when she sees you grinding foreign workers, she will scold." But our boss lady has a good heart, you see that people like you are all covered with food first, now is an extraordinary period, the beast tide, you have to cherish it!"
Ye Qing was speechless for a while, but he didn't expect such a bright girl to be a talker. Ye Qing deliberately teased her and said, "Little sister, you are usually doing this kind of work!"
The girl glared and said: "Less set almost, call me saliva sister, or call the master, this master will be promoted to assistant chef in three days, and he will be promoted today." It's a pity that I still have to teach you such an apprentice, I know that I know no, I can't learn if I want you for three days. Of course, this master can only teach you for half a day at most, and the master leads you into the door, and the cultivation is personal, understand?"
Ye Qing nodded and said, "Understood, trouble Sister Mouth, my name is Bloodstone, you can call me Brother Stone in the future." Or call me Big Brother Bloodstone!"
The saliva girl pouted and said, "You know a fart! Stone, remember, do our business." Don't let the blood word appear in the name, you know it's very unappetizing, you are the cheapest apprentice in the store, don't call yourself what kind of brother you are, it's likely to make people laugh off the big tooth you know?"
Ye Qing had no choice but to nod again and said, "Got it." Master Water. Can you start teaching me how to make noodles?"
The saliva sister pouted again: "You have to listen well, my saliva sister is very busy, and she is about to be promoted, and she doesn't have much time to teach you, maybe she will only teach you once, and then the master will take two days off, isn't this a promotion, I always have to buy a few decent clothes and jewelry, right?"
Ye Qing is too lazy to deal with the saliva girl anymore. This guy is still a narcissist, isn't he just going to be a chef's assistant? I don't know, I thought she was promoted to be a chef!
Ye Qing saw that the saliva girl was already a cultivator of the thirteenth layer of Qi cultivation at a young age, and was very curious about what system she was, or what constellation she was, if He Qianlian was here, she would definitely gossip and ask her what constellation she was.
However, what Ye Qing never expected was that Ye Qing still greatly underestimated the level of the saliva sister's words, if the words are also graded, the saliva sister is definitely a god, the saliva sister saw that Ye Qing didn't speak, and began to pull Ye Qing's shirt again: "Wait for a short shirt to know no, do our business, from speech and demeanor to dress, we have to show a neatness, a gray cloth caftan like you, people still think you are a scholar, don't make jokes, my saliva sister can't afford to lose that person!"
Ye Qing had no choice but to roll up his sleeves and work with the saliva girl, Ye Qing felt like a waste or an idiot, this Nizi's saliva kung fu would kill her!
Although the saliva sister is a talker, but the kung fu under her hands is really neat, there are no weak soldiers under the strong generals, so Feng Erniang will not collect waste, she can leave the saliva sister and give her a promotion, it seems that this saliva girl should have two hits.
The saliva girl poured all the bags of flour into a large basin, and then shouted at the top of her voice: "Water, who is that, by the way, Tao Cripple, bring the water quickly!"
As a big master in the late Yuan Infant period, it is a waste of talent to pick a water. I saw the senior of the gluttonous iron limping over with two buckets of water.
The saliva girl snorted coldly and said: "Why don't you use the flat burden over there? I see that you are not too young, it is time for a master to teach you well, is it not possible to use the flat burden? If you don't use it, you have to say, this work of carrying water is a long-term and stable job, you should cherish the opportunity of this work, and ask the old man for advice, you will open my eyes wide!"
The senior of the gluttonous iron was stunned by what this teenage girl said, and she was really right by her, the senior of the gluttonous iron was indeed because he couldn't use a flat pole, so he carried water with both hands. Think about how a big master in the late Yuan infant period could use a flat pole in the late Yuan Dynasty.
However, something that impressed Ye Qing and the Taotie seniors appeared, the saliva girl was really not the master who only talked about not practicing, after teaching the Taotie seniors, she took the flat burden neatly, hung the two buckets of water on the flat burden, and took small steps to demonstrate the skills of picking up the flat burden in this small kitchen.
Originally, looking at the graceful figure of the saliva girl, holding the flat shoulder and shaking rhythmically, it was also a pleasing thing to the eye, but people are saliva girls, if the mouth is closed and does not speak, then it is not a saliva girl.
No matter how the saliva girl walks, those big watery eyes have never left the gluttony, I am afraid that he will deliberately not listen to the treacherous and slippery.
The saliva girl also used her afterglow to glance at Ye Qing's face, of course, her mouth will also chatter, in order to let everyone know how much the saliva sister said in the short time of this demonstration of carrying water, we don't have to care about how Tao Tie and Ye Qing answered, mainly look at the amazing speech of the saliva sister.
The saliva girl has talked so much, but she hasn't digressed yet, it has always revolved around the topic of how to use the flat tan, Ye Qing never thought that a simple use of the flat bar, the other saliva's sister can have such a broad and profound research.
The saliva girl first outlined the leader, and said: "If you want to be able to afford the flat shoulder, one is to have thick shoulders, and the other is to master the balance, the key is this balance!"
When it comes to shoulders, she pats her shoulders vigorously, except for a pair of her proud breasts that are shaking, and the two buckets of water don't move at all. This trick knocked the mountain and shook the tiger, and directly demonstrated the balance in the back.
The saliva girl pointed to the two buckets again, and said: "The front is closer to the person, the bucket behind is far away, the front is stabilized by the hand, the hand is not stable, the person who is not allowed to drink in the future, the hands of people who often drink alcohol are easy to tremble." The posture is to hang down with one hand and press the front arm with one hand. Otherwise, the latter will have to hit the heel!"
Tao Tie really likes to drink, and I don't know how this girl is right, anyway, the senior of Tao Tie is speechless, people are right, in order to pick the water well, you have to quit drinking!
Seeing that the gluttonous iron did listen, the saliva girl began to diverge and say: "Whether in the city or in the countryside, most people who have carried water with a flat pole have a common feeling, that is, to carry water with a flat pole, you can't take too big steps, but take small steps. This is only done to prevent the frequency of walking that is just equal to the natural frequency of the flat shoulder and the phenomenon of resonance from occurring, so that the water in the bucket does not spill. ”
"There is a fairly civilized rule in the army: all troops marching across the bridge are not allowed to walk in unison or in step on the bridge, but must walk in step, mainly to prevent the bridge from resonating and causing the bridge to collapse. This is by no means alarmist. On a distant asteroid called Earth, in 1906, when the Russian army was passing a bridge near Guò Petersburg, the bridge broke due to the resonance of the bridge, causing very large casualties. Therefore, this bloody lesson must be remembered in our Divine Weeping Continent!"
Rely on it, rely on it, and it actually hit the earth, which makes Ye Qing, who is an earthling, embarrassed! (To be continued......)