(Epigraph: The story in this chapter may seem absurd because it is a minor event that will not even be recorded in history.) However, similar "big events" in history have occurred many times, and they are even earth-shattering and vigorous. These events have been scolded by countless people, and they have also been beautified and deified by countless people. You can think of this text as absurd literature. )

Wind Gentleman: "It was the same when Shang Yun flew into the sky two years ago. He was in a trance for a long time, like he had lost his soul. It seems that your temperament is much stronger than that false monk. ...... Ishino: You just said that the more than 200 words of the Heart Sutra are very concise, but in fact, the mantra of 'sit and forget' is even more concise, do you remember?"

"Remember—'Fallen limbs, degraded wisdom, detached from form, and knowledge are the same as Chase, which is called sitting and forgetting.' I think it's more convenient for me to teach me the five aggregates of emptiness meditation in detail in the Heart Sutra. ”

Feng Junzi: "I asked you to study Buddhism because I borrowed from other people's realms and perceptions, but there is no need to bring it along with your worldview. The method and realm may be the same, but the worldview is different. If the five aggregates of emptiness are not more convenient, I will not ask you to learn it. Now that you know it, go and cultivate. ”

"I'm still a little worried, I'm afraid—"

Feng Junzi: "Are you afraid that you will sit down for decades like Fahai? No, as long as you don't want to." It won't be impossible to get out. If you only want to sit for an hour when you enter the sitting, you will sit for an hour when you leave the sitting. As for the last time you sat for three days, it was an accident that you had never reached the realm of real people. ”

"You can guarantee that I won't have an accident this time?"

Feng Junzi's eyes rolled for a long time, thought about it, and said: "Emptiness does not mean sitting and forgetting, if you want to return from the empty realm to sitting and forgetting, you have to have some other mental methods." So be it. I will teach you the method of vacuuming the urn in the Tao. (Xu Gongzi's note: The method of transporting the urn is supplemented in the later text.) )

......

The Wind Gentleman taught me the Tao Fa, and it seemed that he could have whatever he wanted. I said that I was afraid that I would have an accident when I practiced the Five Aggregates of Empty Meditation, and he said that it was okay, but looking at his expression, he seemed to be a little worried, so he casually taught me the kung fu of "vacuum urn". It's not that I don't believe him, but this kid is sometimes too subtle and mysterious to make people feel incredible, and I really have to be careful.

Not to mention how I practice the Five Aggregates of Emptiness Meditation. After Zezhong's death, Director Gu's side stopped for a while, and after another month, he came to trouble me again. The last time I overheard him talking to Sawachu, he once said that there was a task that I completed with Sawachu. Now Sawachu is dead. He still assigned me the task and transferred someone from out of town to cooperate with me.

On that day, I received a notice from Director Gu asking me to meet up with another member of the Special Operations Group in the green snow tea room and assign him a task. I knew the content of the task, but he didn't tell me how to connect and who the other party was. I also find it weird. But when I got to the green snow tea, I smiled, and there really wasn't a need for another connection between me and him.

It was a weekend. In the morning, I came to the green snow tea room, and there were not many guests today, but there was one person who was already sitting there drinking tea. This is a childish teenager, such a teenager sitting in the green snow tea and drinking such expensive tea makes me a little surprised. However, when we saw him, we all laughed, and it turned out that he was Xiao Zhengrong, the youngest in the dormitory in the small training camp. This time, Director Gu did not send any strange people, but transferred a real martial arts master.

"Tiny. It's been a long time. ”

"Haha, I received a notice to come and cooperate with you, I listened to it, don't mention how happy. ”

"How's this time going?"

"Stone, I'm a soldier now!"

"You're in the army too?"

"I was admitted to the Coastal Naval Academy, China's West Point Military Academy. ”

"Damn, so you're a college student, congratulations. ”

"Let's talk about it slowly, let's quickly assign this mission. ”

"Yes, yes, I was almost so happy that I forgot that you came with me to the back......"

Director Gu's mission this time is a bit strange, and it can be said that it is even more laughable than the last mission. He sent me and Xiao Xiao to catch a man. It's still a villager who goes to the Jinbaowei area to catch it. As for why this person was arrested, the cause and effect may make people stunned. Because this person gathered in the village, he didn't make any trouble, but claimed to be the emperor, and also chose several village girls as concubines. The law enforcement agencies arrested him several times and didn't succeed! It is presumed that this is a man with extraordinary abilities.

Speaking of which, some people may not understand how such a ridiculous thing can happen in modern civilized society? In fact, this kind of thing has happened more than once. In remote villages, some people call themselves emperors, and they are the emperors of villages and villages. As far as I know, it is only after the founding of the People's Republic of China that similar things have happened in all parts of the country. You can say that you are ignorant and backward, or you can say that you are ignorant and simple. This person's surname is Bai, the name of Bai Zhongliu, and the name is not earthy, it is said that his father picked two words in the sentence of the ** poem "to the middle stream to hit the water", and gave him the name. But he is an out-and-out peasant, and his education level is high school, and he cannot be regarded as illiterate after graduating from primary school.

This Bai Zhongliu lived until he was thirty years old, and he was unknown and ordinary in the mountain village, but he suddenly changed from more than a year ago. He became a character similar to Shenhan, and suddenly he was different. According to country legends, this man has infinite manpower, and he comes and goes like the wind, and it is even said that he can call the wind and rain and drive the clouds. In short, he looks amazing, he knows almost everything, including what the uncle and aunt said on the kang three days ago, whose little daughter-in-law is wearing what color pants today, whose boy is sick for a few days, and so on.

At the beginning, Bai Zhongliu also told fortunes to people, and looked at the sick and spent two small money. Gradually, however, things changed. Because he is truly amazing now, and the villagers worship him more and more. I don't know which tendon in my head is not for him, but he actually thinks that he is the natural saint mentioned in the book. Within the scope of his education and academic cultivation, he believed that a natural saint was the Son of Heaven and wanted to be an emperor. What is an emperor? A man who speaks counts is a person who has three palaces and six courts.

So he claimed to be the true son of heaven and went down to earth. also sealed the second girl of the aunt's house next door as "Zhenggong Niangniang". I didn't expect it to be big next door. The aunt's family was quite happy, and the two girls also asked the "Son of Heaven" to make her a cousin of her own family as the "East Palace Niangniang". When ignorance meets ignorance, weeds grow in the desolation, and when worship and faith are used by those who are called gods in the world, there will be an absurd scene in the world. It is located in the middle of nowhere, and it is also a remote area that is rarely under the jurisdiction of the government, and if you don't pay attention to it, this white middle stream is really tossed. The local villagers all believed in him as a god-like being, worshipped him, and sought after him.

This man also has a bit of naïve political wisdom. When I became an "emperor", I thought of power and control. The members of the village committee actually listened to his "command" and redivided the responsible fields in the whole village, and carried out the reform of property distribution in accordance with the will of the "emperor." Even more ridiculous. He made the director of the village committee, the official title of "prime minister", and the daughter of the village director also became his "Xigong Niangniang". The entire mountain village became an independent kingdom of Bai Zhongliu. Perhaps the villagers can't be blamed entirely for their ignorance, they have never seen a real god, and when Bai Zhongliu performs miracles, it is natural to worship him as a god.

Local law enforcement learned of the incident. was also taken aback, and his first reaction was to send two policemen to arrest this person back, and first convict him of bigamy or something. I didn't expect people to be able to catch it at all. Before the police could reach the place, they were blocked by the villagers who rushed to hear the news. Later, several arrest operations were unsuccessful, which aroused the great attention of the relevant departments, and felt that this was not a simple farce. Later, a team of special police officers was mobilized to go deep into the mountain village. It is said that the villagers have no way to fight against the troops, but this person is indeed not ordinary.

According to the armed policemen on the mission, there was no way to arrest this person at all! This person was indeed so powerful that he could even overturn a jeep with one hand, and he did come and go like the wind, and the roof of a house several people high passed by as soon as he lifted his legs. It's too late to raise a gun and aim. Some people have also seen him walk on the water like the wind and jump over the wide Shuiyang River in a few steps. In a mountain village, there is almost no certainty of victory for the armed police to fight with such a person. After the situation escalated, the police department used snipers and snipers without success.

The upper limit of the ordinary sniper distance is 800 meters, not to mention that it is difficult to get close to this hidden distance, and the relevant departments do not want to kill him in front of the crowd, and want to quietly wound and catch this person. As a result, the sniper could not find this opportunity, and the man's senses were very keen, and every time the sniper was nearby, he knew that he never appeared in the angle of fire. The distance of 800 meters that he came and went like the wind was almost a blink of an eye. He once appeared in front of a sniper out of nowhere, twisting the barrel of his gun with his hands, and although it didn't hurt anyone, it was terrible enough.

Director Gu gave me the task of secretly arresting this white middle stream without alarming the local people as much as possible. There is also a directive in the mission that makes me cold, that is, if there is really no way to catch the dead alive, it is okay! In short, this mission has two requirements: First, it is necessary to hide and try not to let other people in the mountain village appear. The second is to get rid of this person, whether he lives or dies, and cannot let him continue to stay in that mountain village to make trouble. There was no police pick up on this mission, and Xiaoxiao and I were asked to pretend to be two teenagers who were relatives, and lurked in that mountain village to find an opportunity to start.

When I first saw this Bai Zhongliu's information, I almost thought that he was a master in the cultivation world. Later, when I thought about it, I felt that it was not right, if it was really a cultivator, the cultivation world would not sit idly by, because this person had violated too many precepts, and the righteous gate in Wucheng would not be able to tolerate him first. But no one in the cultivation world interfered in this matter at all, which showed that he was not a cultivator. Could it be that he is a martial arts master? I asked Xiaoxiao: "Is there anyone who practices martial arts who can walk on the water with the legendary light skill of climbing Ping and crossing the water?"

Xiaoxiao: "If it's a few zhang wide water surface, I can take advantage of the momentum in the air to lift my breath, and I can also click two or three times to copy it...... How wide is the Shuiyang River?"

"That section of the river was two or three hundred meters wide. ”

Xiaoxiao shook his head: "There is no such martial arts, at least not at all within the scope of my knowledge." ”

"It seems that this person has natural abilities, so we must be careful. I'm afraid the two of us will be a little bit more difficult to deal with him. ”

......

The village where Bai Zhongliu lived was called Xiaobai Village. Xiaobai Village is not small at all, and in terms of administrative units, Xiaobai Village includes not only one village, but seven or eight natural villages not far from each other. Its location is relatively special, close to Jinbaowei, but not in Jinbaowei area, but in a triangular hilly area between Qingyi River, Shuiyang River and Jinbaowei, and it is also the confluence of Qingyi River and Shuiyang River. The land is relatively barren, and the low-lying areas are often flooded. Xiaobai Village is a barren mountain and a torrent by water, and compared with the Jinbaowei across the embankment, the semi-mountainous area here is much poorer and more backward.

The terrain here is complex, with ravines and rolling hills. I need to push this white middle stream into a quiet place. The best place to start is on a hill overgrown with trees at the confluence of the two rivers, where there is a temple of Erlang. Xiao Xiao and I split up, Xiao Xiao ambushed in the shadows, ready for a surprise attack, and I was responsible for luring Bai Zhongliu over. Because Bai Zhongliu's degree is very fast, with my divine method, I may not be able to outrun him, if I let him cross the river and walk away, it will be difficult to catch him again.

I've heard that Shiro's senses are very keen, and I can even sense the position of the sniper, so I brought one thing with me, which is the Locking Spirit Ring that can be "invisible". The Ring of Locking Spirit is useless to ordinary people, but it can escape the spiritual search of masters. I didn't wear it myself, but gave it to Xiaoxiao, and I told Xiaoxiao that wearing this ring would be useful, as long as it was hidden, Bai Zhongliu would not be able to appear. Xiaoxiao had always been very obedient and took the ring to wear it almost without asking anything—I was in charge of this operation.

The aura of the whole body was as close as possible to the center of Xiaobai Village. Lying on a small hillside, I saw the person Bai Zhongliu from the telescope. I hadn't met him, but I knew at a glance that he must be in vain. There was a group of people gathered on the threshing floor, and everyone was surrounded by stars and moons, and everyone was standing, and only this person was sitting. He sat on an old-fashioned carved chair with a yellow silk smock embroidered crookedly with a four-legged snake – the dragon robe.

Bai Zhongliu's surname is white, but his skin is not white at all, slightly black and rough, which is a typical image of a peasant in the mountains. But I think it's strange that the aura around this person fluctuates, and there is something that doesn't belong to his temperament. Look at him again, there is a layer of yin qi between his eyebrows.

Seeing his demeanor, I suddenly understood that he was not a cultivator, his supernatural power was the legendary "demon power", and he may have been possessed by a demon. Damn, what am I doing with a telescope, I should be able to see better than a telescope. Since this is the case, it is better for me not to travel rashly.

What these people are talking about is nothing more than some broken things, as if they are asking the "emperor" how to deal with them? Looking at the scene, it looks like a leader holding a meeting, and it looks like a group of ministers going to court, in short, it is a bit of a no-nonsense. It was getting dark, and there were light bulbs on the threshing floor, and some people were singing and dancing, so it turned out that the emperor wanted to watch a play. Xiaoxiao and I have been patiently waiting for this group of people to leave. Tossing and turning until about ten o'clock in the evening, the gang was finally ready to disperse, and everyone began to go home. At this time, I made a gesture to Xiaoxiao, and Xiaoxiao was very nimble and went into the night and touched the village.

The small task is to attract the attention of the villagers without revealing themselves. We came up with a very helpless solution – set fire to the house. As for whose house was burned, let the local government compensate after the matter is over. Bai Zhongliu did not enter the village in a small way, and when he got up from his chair, he happened to hear the exclamations of the villagers: "Oh no, the village committee is on fire! ”

Xiaoxiao really knows how to choose a place. A fire burned to the village council. Bai Zhongliu really had the style of "emperor" and immediately ordered the people around him to put out the fire, but he himself did not go to the fire with the support of two women, one on the left and one on the right, and it seemed that he was going to "return to the palace". At this time, he broke away from the crowd, although it was not far away. But the houses in the village blocked the view of others, and the fire in the village committee also attracted everyone's attention. This is my chance to make a move.

I rushed into the village in the darkness as fast as I could, and my magic was only a phantom when I ran with all my might. The villagers were busy putting out the fire, and no one saw me rushing into the village on the other side. I went straight behind Bai Zhongliu, but the target was not him, but the two women beside him. Bai Zhongliu's sense was really keen, and he turned around before I got closer, but I stretched out my hands and slashed at the back of the necks of the two women, and they fainted before they could make a sound. That's when I bowed my head. ran into him with the kung fu of the "wall breaker". If it hits, it will knock him out of the village.

Unexpectedly, I crashed into the air, passed through a dirt wall, and crashed into the courtyard of a house. Looking back, he saw that Bai Zhongliu had jumped onto the courtyard wall. He shouted to me, "Who?"

I didn't speak, I took out the Qiqi style on my waist and shot him in the calf. This time, Xiaoxiao and I are both equipped with equipment, and each of us has a domestic whispering pistol. This gun is based on the 77 type pistol, and its gun sound is not loud, and the sound does not come out like a gun. It's like breaking a glass. I knew the shot missed, because when I pulled the trigger, he had jumped into the air and lunged at me, as fast as a falcon.

I don't care about anything else. Without even jumping, he ran directly through the courtyard wall on the other side. Now I hope that he will chase me all the way out of the village, and if he doesn't chase me and call someone, all this design will be in vain. He really chased after him and kept chasing him out of the village. It was what I wanted, but I couldn't be happy, because he was chasing so hard! Just a few steps behind me, my degree was already at the limit, and I couldn't shake him off, and he didn't even have time to turn back. This is a relatively silent person, who chased all the way and didn't say a word.

Jumping through the ditch and jumping through the wilderness, there were two black shadows in the night, one in front and one behind, as fast as the wind. As I ran, I saw a hill in front of me, and the eaves of the Erlang Temple were exposed in the mountain forest. There was a flashlight in the woods, and the light flickered, and it was a little code for me. I rolled forward on the ground, rolled into a shallow ditch, and suddenly stood up in the bushes, raised my hand, and fired three shots. The little marksmanship was fast and accurate, and it was all his legs, but this white middle-class figure was too fast, and only one of the three shots was hit.

I almost saw the bullet hit the outside of his left thigh, but to my surprise, the bullet didn't go in. The bullet cut a hole in his pants, leaving a burning scorch mark on his skin that bounced off the side. Pistol bullets are limited, especially the guns we use now, and the power of the bullet has decreased a lot after the micro-acoustic treatment. The distance from which the small shot was about thirty meters away from him, this kind of gun, my golden dragon lock jade pillar can also block the bullet. But I never thought that this white Zhongliu's talisman kung fu would be so good!

Xiao Xiao didn't have time to fire the fourth shot, because Bai Zhonghui's eyes were in front of him, and the splitter knocked down his gun. Then he reached out and grabbed Xiaoxiao. Although Xiao Xiao was surprised, his reaction was not slow, he shrank down, took a side step, went around his back, and reached out to cut his weakness. The white middle stream reacted so quickly that he had already half-turned around and waved his arm to block the small hand knife. The two of them touched their arms in the air, and they saw Bai Zhongliu's hand fly out as soon as he raised his hand. I was startled and relieved to see the little fluttering landing and stand firmly. This is the method of unloading the force by force, and although the power of the white middle stream is small, it is not injured.

At this time, I also stood up and sandwiched Bai Zhongliu between the left and the right with Xiaoxiao. Bai Zhongliu finally spoke: "Who are you who are so bold and dare to plot against me? Do you know who I am? I am the emperor, and I am the true son of heaven." ......”

I didn't have time to listen to his nonsense, and it was time to reveal my identity, so I said in a deep voice: "Bai Zhongliu, we are special operations personnel sent by the police. You are suspected of bigamy, gathering crowds to propagate feudal superstitions, and destroying rural grassroots organizations. We are going to take you back for interrogation, please cooperate!"

Bai Zhongliu was stunned for a moment, and then replied with a sneer: "Did I break the law? The people here are willing to let me be the emperor, and I didn't force them...... Everyone said that since I came out to be the emperor, I feel happier than before, and our place is much more peaceful than before—is it reasonable for you to arrest me?"

I'm afraid what Bai Zhongliu said is also true. From the information I have seen, he really did not force anyone, including several of his harem maids, to be voluntary. But this doesn't work, he's breaking the law! I haven't opened my mouth to speak a little: "The surname Bai has a supernatural power, so you should also know how to use supernatural powers to restrict and not use supernatural powers to interfere with worldly life, no matter whether your intentions are good or evil. ”

Xiao Xiao is not a cultivator, but he didn't expect him to say something similar to the precepts of a cultivator. That's when I remembered. The little sister is also born with yin eyes, and his grandfather also knows how to practice, but he himself is a person who practices martial arts. Bai Zhongliu heard the small words, and his voice changed—the accent I heard him just now was a local dialect of the villagers, but now it became a very strange one. With a voice like flowing water: "I have supernatural powers, it is my own supernatural powers, and it has nothing to do with you how he uses them." I didn't do anything bad, I just did everything this person wanted to do. If an ordinary person has the ability. I'm afraid he has a lot of things he wants to do, and this ability can be supernatural or something else, I think you meddling people are ridiculous. ”

This voice is no longer the voice of the white stream. If my guess is correct, it should be the voice of the monster attached to Bai Zhongliu's body. I took a deep breath and shouted, "I don't care what you are, and I don't care what magical abilities you have, you can't use them indiscriminately. It's like the world, people, money, and power. Can the powerful fool the people, and can the powerful bully the weak?...... I came here today and just wanted to take Bai Zhongliu away, and now that you are here, I want to get rid of you!"

The strange voice suddenly burst out with a shrill and ugly laughter: "You are human beings, why don't you talk about these truths when you hunt and kill all beings in the world?" It's a little little who turns and pounces on the other side. I shouted, "Little one, be careful that he's not human!" and then I saw two figures scuffling together.

The degree of white flow is very fast, which is a strange fluctuation. The small absolute degree can't catch up with Bai Zhongliu, but he has a long-term trained dexterity and agility, and his body is also elusive when he spreads left and right. I heard that Bai Zhongliu's power is infinitesimal and small, obviously he does not have this kind of power, but he is a master of the internal boxing method, and the method of unloading force is very clever, and he can get his clothes and fly a person. However, Xiaoxiao had no way to knock Bai Zhongliu out, only to spin and entangle around Bai Zhongliu's feet as if they were not touching the ground. I have listened to a novel, his grandfather taught him, the most important set of kung fu is gossip, you are the palm, is the great master of martial arts Dong Haichuan, the descendant of the great master of martial arts, today I see him unfolded, I know that it is really powerful.

I raised my whispering pistol and lowered it again, for the two men were like two phantoms, spinning and shuttling together at a rapid pace, and there was no way to aim. It's not a way for Xiaoxiao to go on with him like this, if you don't pay attention, you may suffer from the other party, after all, you are not an ordinary person. But I was in a hurry, and I couldn't intervene, I knew that it would be good to bring the Qingying Mirror, and with the Qingying Mirror in hand, I directly accepted this monster. It's a pity that I didn't want to reveal too many secrets when I was on a mission, so I didn't bring a magic weapon with me.

At this time, I heard a small shout: "Ishino, you entangle him, he's too fast!"

The small shout reminded me that I want to use my characteristics, isn't my characteristic that I am not afraid of being beaten? I should rush up and resist hard, and it is best to find a way to hold this white middle stream than to compete with the kung fu of the body, who is stronger, and who is small. Thinking of this, I threw down my gun and rushed over, and I couldn't tell who was who, but Xiao Xiao could tell who was who. The small side step slid behind me, and I stretched out my arms and hugged Bai Zhongliu in front of me.

However, I didn't hug Bai Zhongliu, waved my hand and pushed, our arms touched together, as if scraped by a locomotive, I turned in a big circle on the spot, and my wrist bone hurt! I only heard a bang, and the small figure swirled in the air, and its head was shaken out, and the white middle stream also rolled on the ground and stood up. Seeing the opportunity, I pounced on it with my hands outstretched, like a shrew. Bai Zhongliu obviously doesn't know martial arts, so he reached out and grabbed me, and I flipped my wrist and used the "lock inch" in the hand of the 36th way snake catcher, and the five fingers were like hooks on his wrists.

His wrist felt very strange, cold and slippery, I was like grabbing a fish that had just been fished out of the water, and I couldn't lock him! At this moment, Xiao Xiao had already pounced again, locking his other hand in exactly the same way as me. The two of us locked his arms together to try to control his upper body. He let out a "huh" and then shouted and waved his arms to break free. He threw us straight into the air, and I flew far away, my teeth and claws falling to the ground, and I smashed a brick on the ground.

Xiao Xiao didn't fly out, he kept clasping Bai Zhongliu's arm, fluttering like a flag, and landed on the other side of his body. Then I heard a gunshot. It turned out that Xiaoxiao picked up a gun on the ground when he was shocked out just now, and now he grabbed Bai Zhongliu's arm and shot him in the shoulder. This shot can't be dodged, and it's extremely close!

The bullet still seemed to be bounced out of his shoulder, but it brought a bloody light, and this man was not invulnerable! However, his small movements were much more agile than mine, and he flipped in the air, tiptoeing on the trunk of the tree, and leaping up to the treetops.

Bai Zhongliu seemed to be enraged, and with a lunge forward, he kicked the bucket-sized tree with a single kick. At this moment, he heard a "pop", and half a brick flew in the air and hit his back. As a last resort, I finally resorted to the method of "Imperial Object", manipulating a piece of rubble to hit him one after another, and this force was much heavier than ordinary blows.