Episode 1 ...... What a big greeting gift!
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"Wave~~" A super-large bubble could no longer withstand the air poured in, and it was "miserable" and fell apart......!
Feng Kan sat in the driver's seat of the iron skin, because out of love for Cocoli and awe of Ainius's iron-fisted methods, he did not hold a cigar as usual, but had to chew bubble gum in his mouth, and manipulated "Shazabi" with PSP in his hand to rampage in "A. Bawa Ku" (Voice of the Mystery: ...... Drive 0093's New Jean's most elite mech and ravage the Federation of 0079?!...... It's bad enough!), leisurely and self-satisfied!(Sorry for the friends who don't understand!This has to be explained, the author is suspected of cheating the number of words, or please Baidu the two terms "Shazabi" and "A.Bawa Ku"!)
It's been three days since they left the Divine Tomb Forest! In the past three days, walking on the strange rocky mountain road, only all kinds of strange-looking demonic beasts occasionally appeared in the field of vision, and they didn't even meet a single person! I heard Smanda say that there is still about half a day's way to get out of the mountains, and then they can meet inhabited towns......
Due to unplanned reasons, Eagle Feather is now in charge of the "Playing Bug Society", which makes the old otaku feel very relieved! In addition, Snake and Wolverine, two military experts! Feng Kan believes that even if this world has mastered nuclear weapons technology, it is impossible to pose a threat to his old nest! He just needs to enjoy the journey in a relaxed and happy way now......
The iron sheet has a good anti-shock system, and on the rugged and winding mountain road, the person sitting in the car will only feel a little bump up and down! This surprises Smanda! This road has never been passed by a horse-drawn carriage, and no one can stand the bumps along the way! This road is also called "Bone Shaking Road"! If you ride in a car, you can shake your bones apart! Only a few smuggling caravans risk their lives to bypass the Tomb Forest from here to transport certain specialties of St. Austin to the Human Kingdom, such as handicrafts made by elves or weapons and armor forged by dwarves! I heard that these things will sell for sky-high prices in the auction houses of the Human Kingdom! But at most, they are limited to horse teams! Vehicles cannot pass here! This is one of the reasons why the Human Kingdom would rather attack from the other side of the Great Bar Mountains than take advantage of this shortcut! All kinds of baggage vehicles can't get through here at all! Not to mention the army! Moreover, this mountain road is narrow and treacherous, there is no hidden terrain, and the only orcs who can live in this environment live in the mountains! They are all nationals of St. Osten! If there is an army that passes through GuΓ², they will be discovered before they leave the mountains! Not much, as long as there is an army of five or six hundred people stationed at the mountain pass, or even more ruthlessly, if one or two guide warlocks or magicians unleash a few high-powered guide spells or magic to destroy the mountain, it will all be destroyed............
It's incredible that an iron sheet can drive on this road like this!
(If this technique can be mastered by St. Austin............ The old earl has some brilliant ideas in his heart, and he is even more determined to win over the old otaku!
The Black King was jogging briskly at the front of the team with small broken steps, and he would never allow any other horse to walk in front of him! Domineering fellow! The five Xiaoqiang, like the young people of the Silver Eagle Guard, each chose a war horse and surrounded the iron sheet in the center! Sandro stared at the Black King with envious eyes as they walked, and they didn't dare to have any thoughts about the Black King! The Black King's spiritual horse was not something that ordinary people could control, they looked at the saddle on the Black King! This is the only set of Takahashi saddles in the world!The two ends of this saddle turn from flat to high, limiting the rider's forward and backward sliding tendency, providing longitudinal stability...... And Sandro now only has a flat saddle, and the legs must be clamped tightly so that their bodies will not slide in the direction of the horse......
(If this kind of thing can be popularized by the cavalry...... Sandro couldn't help but start crooked, too............
"Poof~~" A banana peel was thrown out of the tin car! Anisha was carrying her Fang Tian Painting Halberd and trying to destroy the pile of fruit in front of her!
Anisha thought the space in the car was too small, so she volunteered to squeeze in with the pile of luggage!
The Topkik pickup truck is a two-row off-road truck, and the front and rear seats in the compartment can accommodate five passengers, and if you squeeze it, it is not a problem to sit six or seven people! Now except for Feng Kan sitting in the driver's seat and Smanda sitting in the passenger seat, the wide space in the back row is the world of Cocori, the beast-eared little Lori princess and Ainius, Cocolee is holding a copycat version of Pikachu Pippi in one hand, and a plate-shaped lollipop in the other hand and looking out of the car window curiously!
"Pipsqueak!" They're done with their lollipops, would you like to get another one for them?" said Cocolee with a smile as she placed her bare lollipop on the tray in front of her.
"Pippi~~"
Hearing the movement behind him, Feng Kan couldn't help but be happy, he had seen that kind of lollipop, flattened, colorful on the surface, the size of the mouth of a sea bowl! This little princess is too edible! Are all little lolitas not resistant to lollipops? Up to now, this little lolita's weight has not increased, and her body shape has not been out of shape, which is really a miracle!
"I really don't know where Pippi should go to get .................." Feng Kan glanced at the rearview mirror curiously, but in the next second, the smiling face froze! The Buddha who sold cakes! What did he see? He saw Pippi, a copycat version of Pikachu, tugging at his soft little belly, and actually opened a hole, reached into his chubby little hand and pulled out a lollipop bigger than his head!
β...... What is this?......" The old otaku's scream startled everyone!, but he didn't care about anything else, turned around and grabbed the copycat version of Pikachu, reaching out and flipping it over the fleshy little belly......
β...... Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket?"
"Pippi~~Pip~Pip~~" Pippi screamed miserably, his short hands and feet were extremely cute, waving in an attempt to break free from the old otaku's claws, but even if it was a powerful creature produced by Eagle Feather, how could it resist Lao Feng's brute force strengthened by his body?
"ε―~~"
"Big brother is a big villain!Let go of Pippi!" Coco Li didn't want to! Picked up the tray of material in front of him and smashed it down on the old otaku's head!One, two, three......
"Oops...... Ah...... Oops............" Under the attack of the little princess with beast ears, Feng Kan wailed miserably and had to obediently let go of Pippi.
"Pi~~Pi~~~" As soon as Pippi got out of the old otaku's control, he threw himself into Cocori's arms with tears in his eyes! Like an underground party member who had finally found the organization after a lot of hardships......
"Big brother is the most annoying! Bullying Pipsqueak...... Pipsqueak, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Sister Cocory will help you fight the big bad!" the little princess glared at the old otaku viciously, and softly comforted the shivering copycat version of Pikachu.
"Where did I bully him?" Feng Kan rubbed his head with a sneer, "...... I'm just ......"
"Master, what's wrong?" a baby's face suddenly hung down from the front window!
"I warn you little thing! Don't climb on my head!" Ironhide was indignant at Anisia for using the roof of his car as a passageway!
"Who do you call it, little thing? You iron braincase! When did you see me crawl on your head? Isn't your head in your belly?"
"What did you say?"
"That's enough!" Feng Kan couldn't stand it anymore, "Anisha, it's okay here, you go back quickly!, or I'll confiscate all your fruits...... No matter how rude you are, I'll tell Eagle Feather to give you another 'etiquette lesson'!"
β...... Yes!master!(Ys!astrs!)......"As soon as he heard this, two fellows with equally fiery tempers wilted at the same time!, so they had to stop dying......
β...... Can't stand these guys...... Head ~ Pain ~ ah ~ ~ ~ ~ " The old otaku held his head and groaned, and he didn't know if it was a mismatch, and the two guys turned their faces several times like needles to wheat mangs along the way!
"Puff~~" Seeing the old otaku looking like a wolf, Ke Keli couldn't collapse anymore, and her little face bloomed like a spring breeze flower.
"Master, Pipsqueak has always had this ability, but you just didn't pay attention!" Ainius explained to the old otaku in a casual manner!
"Oh~~?"
"Pippi can pass guΓ² in a pocket-like organ in the abdomen, and fix an area in the subspace for storing things, because it is fixed in the subspace, so the environment can be changed at will, and it is very stable, and if conditions permit, it can also accommodate thousands of people in the self-sufficient production and life ......"
β...... How does it sound familiar to me?............ No, it's not ......."
β...... Yes, Dr. Washiha said that the principle is the same as the Royal Tree of Tree Thunder!"
β...... Eagle Feather, this guy!" Feng Kan poked out of the car window, stretched out his middle finger in the direction of the Divine Tomb Forest, and made a lewd gesture fierce......ly!" Such a convenient thing didn't even tell me beforehand!"
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"Ah~~~ sneeze............ It must be Akan who is speaking ill of me again!" Washle, who was sitting in front of the test bench, rubbed his nose and looked around.
"Excuse me~~ Doctor, are you still okay?" Snake lay obediently on the hospital bed, covered with patches and wires used to collect the number of jΓΉs......
"Don't worry~~~" Eagle Feather said with a grin, "Don't worry, I will remove all the dark diseases on your body, and I can also restore your right eye~~~~ Be patient!"
β...... I have to remind you that I've been in this state for eighteen hours!"
"So what?"
"..................," Snake lifted slightly in embarrassment, "...... Can I go to the toilet?"
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In the midst of the fighting, the group has already faintly seen the mountain pass!
"Puff~~~"
At this moment, the black king, who was walking at the front of the procession, suddenly stopped, his front hooves trampled on the ground repeatedly in irritability, and his big chestnut eyes looked vigilantly at the mountains on both sides............
The Divine Five Xiaoqiang spread out very tacitly, directing the horses to stick tightly to the front and back of the iron sheet............
The Silver Eagle Guards also automatically split into groups of three and formed a position further on the periphery......
"Hehehe......" Feng Kan showed a treacherous smile, "...... We didn't expect someone to welcome us so soon!"
"Boom~~~"
Before the words fell, a huge mountain rock suddenly rolled down from the hillside on one side, and the falling momentum was faintly mixed with the sound of wind and thunder, and rolled straight towards the front of the team......
"Knock~~~~" With a loud muffled sound, a puff of smoke and dust rose in front of the team, and the ground shook with it!
"I'm ~~~~~ damn it!" the old otaku laughed even happier! ".................. What a greeting gift!"
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It's miserable today! The computer is broken! It took more than 200 yuan to finally get it done............
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