Chapter 479: Solo Joy and Crowd Happiness
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Suddenly, there was no sound, so quiet that you could hear a needle drop on the ground. This unusual quietness made the people outside the bathhouse all amazed, and they thought that Xu Xian, the chief instructor, had a rush with this group of second-class goods! But no one thought that this group of people was just sitting in the bathhouse in a daze, with a 'ghost-like' look on their faces, their eyes widened, but they were not agitated, their expressions were sluggish and pale.
No one knew what happened to them, only Xu Xian knew how much effort he had spent on this thing...... That was a waste of half a day's time to eat barbecue and drink beer! Of course, not to mention the jade in the array, he didn't buy that thing.
As early as in his purchase list of the items he needed, there was a stock of this thing. Although the purchaser was very puzzled by this, Xu Xian said, "You can ask the chief clearly", and the other party did not have any temper. It's not that they didn't ask, but the instructions they got from the long time were: approve!
The company commander looked at him with one eye open and one eye closed, so what could they say?
Although it is different from the visual phantom array, this kind of effect is a spiritual phantom array. In fact, it is also a kind of phantom array, but it is more troublesome than the visual phantom array. But after all, this phantom array is not aimed at some phantom array that is responsible for the emotions corresponding to everyone's hearts. So, it's a little less difficult.
With Xu Xian's current strength, it is naturally not difficult to deploy this formation to deal with these ordinary people with even worse strength.
At this time, everyone was fighting with the grass mud horses, but those grass mud horses were not tame animals, but demonized grass mud horses. In addition to the grass mud horse, there are various other monsters...... However, it is a pity that as soon as these guys appeared in the phantom array, they were swept away by a group of grass and mud horses, and they all turned into 'meat mud'. Except for Zhu Rong who escaped, everyone sacrificed once.
That feeling of death, it's very real. It's just that they want to scream but can't, because it's just their spirit. In other words, what Xu Xian is ravaging now is their spirit, not **. Their ** is being restored by those medicinal decoctions.
No one thought that Xu Xian would smile so evilly. He was actually planning to torture them in this way. I have to say that Xu Xian won, and the pain and despair of 'death' taught them a good lesson. The vast majority of them are soldiers, and they are also special combat personnel. He has carried out many dangerous missions and faced death. But real death. But I have never experienced it, at most it is just a brush with death.
Now when they are really facing death, that 'peculiar' feeling makes them have indescribable feelings.
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Three hours passed, Xu Xian closed the formation, and everyone finally came back to their senses. But the people who came back to their senses jumped up one by one, rushed towards the sink next to them, and then lay on the sink and vomited wildly. This is true for men and women, special combat personnel or not!
"Okay! let's go rest when you're done throwing up!" Xu Xian said with a smile that was indescribably weird on his face, and then turned to leave.
It's just that his weird smile scared the people who had been ravaged just now into another wordy, thinking: Isn't this perverted instructor thinking of some perverted trick to ravage them!
"I really didn't expect that I would vomit!" Yang Hai, who had always been proud, vomited weakly, leaned on the side, panting and muttering to himself.
Wang Ming, who always liked to raise the bar with him, rolled his eyes and said, "This is completely different from killing people and seeing blood! Who has ever seen their brains spill out, then the next moment they are intact, and then their intestines come out...... The most disgusting thing is that the intestines are flowing out and not dead! I go! I really don't know how that perverted guy got these things. I thought I was cruel when I used to kill people!"
"Don't talk about it, I guess we will have to go through a lot of this kind of thing in the future, and we will definitely be disgusted to death! I'm all dead and numb now! Have you counted how many times you've died just now? I've died at least a hundred times!"
"Who would be so bored to count the number of times they have died! I can't remember anyway, at least hundreds of times, I'll go! That guy is a pervert!"
"I've had it at least a hundred times, and I thought I was going to be numb, but I didn't expect to vomit now. It's all your fault, you're throwing up so disgusting!"
"Your sister, if you can't do it yourself, you can't do it, and you still pretend to be a big clove of garlic!" this is Yao Fatzi scolding.
"Your sister, who was provoking him just now?" Xia Hou scolded weakly: "That guy is not human, how can he play the formation so terrifyingly!"
"What formation? Do you know what's going on?" many people looked at him.
Liu Ming gasped and said, "This should be a phantom array, but this seems to be much more clever than an ordinary phantom array, could it be that the perverted instructor is also a person like us?"
"Hey, I said you two, who are you?"
"Xuanmen! Have you ever heard of it?" Ma Qianxing said with a smile, but looking at his pale face, he was not lightly frightened.
This is true for men, and even more so for women. Except for Liu Hai, the other six people are all people who are used to seeing life and death, but when they encounter that scene, they are still scared and disgusted. Now he is sitting on the ground weakly, limp, unable to lift his strength.
"What is Xuanmen???
As a result, several sons and daughters of the Xuanmen family rolled their eyes, what kind of door is Xuanmen?
"Xuanmen is the sect or family where the Jianghu Warlock belongs!" Xia Hou glanced at everyone. Said: "Some Jianghu warlocks know these formations, like Liu Ming's family. There is a lot of research on the formation, but no matter how powerful the master is, the formation can't be so powerful!"
Then everyone looked at Liu Ming, Liu Ming waved his hand, and said: "Don't look at me, since I was a child, I have never seen such a phantom array! In the phantom array I know, there is no phantom array that can be resurrected after death." Other words. In those phantom arrays that I know, if you die, it means that you are also dead in reality! It will definitely not be like now, you are dead in the phantom array, but there is nothing wrong with the body outside! In fact, many phantom arrays have no attack power, they just scare people to death. We've got it done. You can be resurrected even if you die!"
"It's miserable here! You can't die if you want to! Have any of you ever thought about suicide before?"
"Suicide hair! There is no chance at all, and I was trampled to death by countless grass and mud without understanding what was going on at the beginning! I think that our perverted instructor deliberately made this kind of divine beast like the grass mud horse. Otherwise, there are so many fierce beasts in the world, why do you choose this kind of divine beast?"
"Okay, let's not talk about it. Let's go and rest! Be mentally prepared for the perverted tricks of tomorrow's perverted instructor!"
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In Antarctica, Xu Xian put away the moonlight treasure pot, poured the moonlight inside into a jade bottle, and then placed the treasure pot back again.
After doing a good qiē. Xu Xian returned to Yanjing's house and ran to the baby's room to see the two little ones who were sleeping soundly. Looking at the two little guys lying in the crib with small mouths, the smile on Xu Xian's face spread silently. After looking at it for a while, he took out the jade bottle containing Yuehua, poured out two drops, and turned into a piece of moonlight and sprinkled it on the two little guys' bodies, and then as they breathed, Yuehua turned into moonlight was inhaled by them.
After seeing them sleeping more soundly, Xu Xian chuckled and withdrew.
"Why haven't you slept yet? It's almost twelve o'clock. ”
Xu Xian returned to his bedroom and saw that the two women were still lying on the bed watching TV, so he asked.
"I sleep too much during the day, I can't sleep at night!" Mu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, moved her body out, let Xu Xian who came over lie in the middle, and then hugged one of his arms, "Listen to Long Aya, many people have been scolding you recently!"
Xu Xian blinked, and finally chuckled, "They still want to sue me for illegally abusing others!"
"You won't really use training as an excuse to abuse people, right?" Zhao Feixue on the other side pressed the remote control boredly and asked with a chuckle.
"Am I that kind of person?" Xu Xian pursed his lips and smiled at the end, "But then again, it's actually quite cool to abuse those guys." And the important thing is that if you abuse them, not only will they not get angry, but they will also think of you in their hearts, even if they keep calling me perverted. ”
"Perverted, what's wrong with you?" Zhao Feixue couldn't help but ask.
"Is it perverted to make people jump into the sea from a height of 100 meters? Is it perverted to train them to death and live like a lost dog? Is it perverted to set up a formation and make them die and live, live and die, and never die, but keep repeating the torture?"
"Tsk, you're really perverted! If it were me, you would be crazy!" Mu Xiaoxiao's body trembled slightly, and he said.
Xu Xian caressed her fragrant shoulder with his hand and sighed: "Actually, this kind of thing is generally untouchable in our peaceful society. But if you go to the world of cultivators, then this is simply a pediatric, and if you don't adapt to such a living environment, how can you live. Xu Xian remembered the Phantom Immortal Realm, in the Phantom Immortal Realm, it was not uncommon for that kind of thing to fight and kill at every turn.
"But they don't need to go to the cultivation world!" Zhao Feixue's brows frowned slightly and said.
Xu Xian nodded and said: "Having said that, no matter what kind of world, in the dark corners that we can't see, there are always things that are crueler than we imagined...... If they encounter this kind of thing and they don't adapt to it, then wouldn't I, the leader, be ashamed?"
"Isn't this just a face-saving thing?" Mu Xiaoxiao blinked and smiled.
Xu Xian shook his head and said, "Although it's a little, it's more, it's about being responsible for their lives." At the same time, it is also responsible for our country and our people. Think about it. If some moths are allowed to run into this powerful organization, then it will be good for the country. Is it fair to the people of this country? That's when the real trouble is! It's better to clean up the portal now than to clean it up then. Those idiots, all of whom don't even have the courage to face death, still want them to be loyal to this country in the face of rote threats? No kidding. ”
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, don't bring your work home!" Zhao Feixue saw Xu Xian and began to complain again. I couldn't help but stop it.
In Zhao Feixue's view, Xu Xian is like a contradictory angry young man at this time, obviously he has a lot of feelings for this country, but he is unhappy with this country, probably because of his deep love, and he is responsible! But if someone else talks about this country, they will immediately blow up their wings and bombard those who accuse this country like a hen guarding a calf.
Although Xu Xian is not strict, he is quite verbose in this regard. I always like to take the opportunity to ridicule, take the opportunity to be sarcastic, and then say a lot of nonsense. Naturally, it's nonsense, otherwise, his words are in front of those leaders. It's still a bit weighty. But why do those leaders turn a blind eye to his complaints!
The fundamental reason is that this product is nonsense. It's what idealists call something that doesn't matter. So, if he likes to complain, he goes with him.
"Okay, okay!
Turn off the TV, turn off the lamp, and the room goes dark. Xu Xian's hand gently circled their backs and gently caressed their waists, feeling the beating of life coming from their bulging abdomen, the corners of his lips raised slightly, this is the continuation of his own life!
As a result, when Xu Xian was in a fugue, two bursts of pain came from his waist, and the voices of two women came from his ears, "Don't touch it!"
Xu Xian was dumbfounded, and now that he didn't know when, his big hand actually held their snow peak.
"Wife, I haven't had that for a long time!
"Who cares what you do, what do you want, you go to that count!"
"Pervert, you, you actually want us to ...... with you," Mu Xiaoxiao spatted and said.
"Miss Earl, isn't there a little girl from Luoshui there!
"Is it convenient for us to have a big belly?" Zhao Feixue pouted.
"Forget it, I'll secretly ask Miss Earl out!"
"Don't go! Everyone is asleep!" Mu Xiaoxiao hugged Xu Xian's arm tightly, with this humanoid pillow, how could he give up casually.
"Then you have to solve my problem!" Xu Xian took the hands of the two and put them under him...... Then there was another pain in their waists, because both of them had touched each other's hands, so they naturally knew what Xu Xian, the bastard, had done to them.
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"Tuk Tuk ......"
In the morning, there was a knock on the door and Fei Qiu'e's voice, "Feixue, Xiaoxiao, get up and eat!"
Hearing Fei Qiu'e's voice, Zhao Feixue and Mu Xiaoxiao woke up, somewhat apologetically, and actually asked their mother-in-law to wake them up for dinner. But when they saw the two embracing each other naked, both of them couldn't help but have a flush on their faces, and then quickly let go of each other, and then turned away.
But just as they turned around, the two of them appeared, and they were wearing nothing. Only then did they remember that Xu Xian had absurdly stripped off their pajamas last night. Thinking of the absurd affair between them and Xu Xian last night, the two were a little embarrassed and didn't dare to look at each other.
They never thought that they would have rejected Xu Xian's ridiculous mention together, but in the end, they actually ...... was actually succeeded by that guy.
Thinking that the two of them finally hugged each other and sucked each other's snow peaks last night, they couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. At the same time, he was secretly scolding in his heart: How is it possible? How is this possible? I must be crazy! I blame Xu Xian's guy for actually teasing them to do such a ridiculous thing!
But thinking of the scenes where the two of them waited for him together, they felt an inexplicable sense of excitement. Thinking about it, the two of them began to increase their heartbeats, their bodies went soft, and then their lower bodies began to get wet again. "Ahem, let's ......" Mu Xiaoxiao hugged the quilt and looked at Zhao Feixue embarrassedly.
Zhao Feixue also coughed lightly, and finally forced herself to calm down: "Hmm! Let's get up first! I actually asked my mother-in-law to call us, I hope we won't be told!"
Seeing that Zhao Feixue had diverted his attention, Mu Xiaoxiao breathed a sigh of relief slightly, and felt a little funny in his heart, he was obviously rejecting him, but he actually ......
"Hey, you look good today!"
When the two of them packed up and went out, Fei Qiu'e couldn't help but smile when she saw the red light on the two of them: "It seems that it is better to let you sleep lazy in the future!"
"Mother-in-law, you can't get used to Feixue's girl, if you let him sleep lazy, she can sleep for a day!"
This voice belongs to Zhao's mother, she moved to Yanjing to live, and the place where she lives is in the apartment next to her. Usually when I have nothing to do, I accompany Fei Qiu'e and Zhao Feixue at home with Mrs. Guo, and then tease the two little guys. Mr. Guo went downstairs to the community to participate in the activities of the elderly.
And Luoshui Little Lori was taken by Miss Earl Avril to go crazy, anyway, Miss Earl was there, and Xu Xian was not too worried.
The two girls couldn't help blushing a little when these two elders said this, and their complexions were good, it was moistened! But when I thought of that...... The two of them looked at each other, then turned away. Zhao Feixue changed the topic very smartly, "Mom, where is Ah Xian?"
"He's going out early, saying that he has some important task today, and he doesn't know what the hell he's doing, so he's not at home all day!"
"Man! After all, you still have to focus on your career. Zhao's mother excused her son-in-law.
They didn't expect that Xu Xian's early departure was not related to any important task, but because they didn't want to be complained about by the two wives.
As for the tasks, there are still them. And it's a very important task!