XXXVIII. I am a prawline

"You say, I didn't see it for a while, so you ran out to look for flowers and ask willows, see one and love another, you call it liking the new and hating the old, that, well, yes!

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"Are you worthy of me? Have you ever thought about it? If I do something bad, bad, you can say clearly, how can you, how can you be like this, behind my back, stealing people?"

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"You're still protecting her! You're still protecting her! You're still grabbing my dagger, you're pushing me! You're too much for you! Good! Good, wooden head, just wait for you, I'll clean you up later!"

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"And you, Ah Tang, you said you, you didn't learn well at a young age, and you actually ran here early in the morning to seduce others, you, you call not abiding by women's ways, don't you know how to keep women's ways?"

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"Yes, I know, little girl, just in love, I want to get married, I know all this, but, but the wooden head, that's my father-in-law, mine!

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"Are you going to fight with me? Are you going to fight with me......? Okay, it's all women, don't say I'm bullying you, I can give you a chance, listen up, let's let him make it clear today, you!

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"Which one do you want? Which one do you want? Is it me, or, Ah Tang!"

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"Look at you, look at you! No one, no ghost, one unlucky, eyes as red as a rabbit! You say that you are such a big person, you don't know how to take care of yourself, you say. You sayβ€”"

Long Jiaojiao. It's distressing. No matter how wrong he is, he is also Long Jiaojiao's wooden head: "You person, tell me what is good about you? Look, it's frozen now, you deserve to be punished!"

It is said that Daoist Fang was caught and raped, and Ah Tang was by the well. He was wearing only one pair of pants.

Ah Tang is better, Ah Tang is still wearing underwear.

The two of them, both standing, with low eyebrows and eyes, one left and one right, were scolded by Long Jiaojiao pointing at their noses, and then, Long Jiaojiao took off her little padded jacket, which was sewn by her aunt and was dedicated to the sick number. The small padded jacket with white flowers and red background was put on for Daoist Fang: "Don't move!"

"Stretch out your arms!"

"Lower!"

"Stupid!"

"You're a man. Really, it's not love to hate, it's not ......"

Fang Yin is quite tall, with wide shoulders and long arms, and it is really laborious to put this small padded jacket on him: "Ah Tang! Come and help!"

Ah Tang, go over and help.

Ah Tang was a little envious, Ah Tang was a little jealous, but Ah Tang was more moved: "Brother Fang Yin, just talk to the little princess, I'm not ......"

"Brother Fang Yin?" This time, Long Jiaojiao heard clearly: "What did you say? Brother Fang Yin?"

"Yes, Brother Fang Yin. Ah Tang tugged a cotton sleeve, and said aggrievedly: "Little princess, listen to me, what happened just now is a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding?" Now, Long Jiaojiao understands everything: "I'll just say! It turns out that the two of you have known each other for a long time, and you have known each other for a long time, and that ...... has long been."

"A long time ago, there was a leg. Naturally, Fang Yin had already known that she had secretly hidden behind the stones, gritting her teeth and looking crazy, Fang Yin had already seen it: "There is a leg, do you understand a leg?"

"One leg?" Just this little idiot, Fang Yin always couldn't help but want to tease her: "What is it, there is one, legs?"

The third party stepped in, of course, there was a leg, it turned out that the two of them were old loves, and Long Jiaojiao was just a new love: "Little princess, don't listen to Brother Fang Yin, Brother Fang Yin loves to joke the most, let me tell you-"

Ah Tang, recruited, all recruited.

Because, little princess, it's so pitiful, so stupid that it's so cute!

Ah Tang's original name was Cui Zhao.

After that, he entered the palace and was famous as a marshmallow.

In other words, Ah Tang is not a woman at all, just like Brother Fang Yin, he is also a eunuch.

Of course, the two eunuchs became brothers with different surnames.

Therefore, Ah Tang saw that he was cold, and like a little princess, she took off her clothes and gave him to wear.

That's how it happened.

Long Jiaojiao was stunned.

Some believed, not very convinced, on the question of a man becoming a man who was not a man and then becoming a woman and then becoming a man who was not a woman and not a man, Long Jiaojiao was completely trapped: "Why?

There is no reason, facts speak louder than words, Ah Tang took off his obscene pants and pointed calmly: "Look!"

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"Okay, I believe you!" Long Jiaojiao, still a little unconvinced, and remained skeptical: "You are a eunuch, then, why, why do you want to pretend to be a palace maid?"

Long Jiaojiao is not stupid, the simplest question, Ah Tang is difficult to answer: "This ......"

"Because, when you enter the palace, the eunuch has to kick and beat people, whip and whip, pigs and dogs are not as good, as cattle and horses, they don't eat, don't drink, strip off their clothes...... "Fortunately, there is a Fang Taoist, no one is worse than Fang Taoist!"

Yes, thinking of what happened to Xiao Fangzi and the inhuman torture he received, Long Jiaojiao finally understood: "In this way, too, women, you always have to take special care, so you, the eunuch, pretend to be a palace maid, in order not to bully others, right?"

"Heyβ€”"

"Ah Tang, you are so pitiful!"

"Wooden head, you are more pitiful than Ah Tang!"

"Well, what happened just now was that I was wrong, it was a, a misunderstanding!"

"By the way, and you, Xiao Fangzi, Fang Yin! Wooden head, Fang Yin, is that your original name?"

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This padded jacket, Fang Yin couldn't wear it no matter what, he could only put it into one arm, and had to put it on his body, barely covering his back.

What to do?

Now, the misunderstanding has been cleared up, the hearts are closer, and the three of them are good friends: "Ah Tang, what should I do?"

Ah Tang was thinking.

That's it, Ah Tang knows that he can't freeze him, and Ah Tang is thinking about another thing-

Left and right renegade, simply turn against the water, it is better to confess completely!

"Brother Fang Yin, your underwear is also wet, why don't you take it off?" That's right, the current Ah Tang is a stain witness Ah Tang: "Brother Fang Yin, the little princess has shown you a light, and the marshmallow has also shown you a light, why don't you give us two too-"

"Yes, take off the light, look at the light!" Marshmallow, unlike Long Jiaojiao, is very difficult to deal with: "Okay, very good! Ah Tang is right, this is very fair!"

"Sugar, don't do this. Fortunately, Daoist Fang has a limit: "Don't talk nonsense, I'll be shy." ”

Don't make a fool of yourself, I'll turn my face!

Ah Tang understood this sentence, and it seemed that Brother Fang Yin didn't want to expose it yet: "Will you be shy?

Ah Tang Xin Dao!

"Okay, okay, that's it!" At the critical moment, you have to look at Long Jiaojiao: "Today, the weather is very good, Ah Tang, let's go play together!"

Yes, the wooden head is shy, all blushing, and I have to cook for him, and I have to find clothes for him to wear, so I just say that if I take it off, what's so nice about it?

If you want to see it, you have to watch it alone.

No one else is allowed to look at it!

"Let's go eat first!" Long Jiaojiao gave an order: "I'll cook today and give you food!"

"Good friends, hand in hand, hand in hand, walk together~~" At any time, anywhere, Long Jiaojiao will maintain her wooden head, and it is useless for anyone to be jealous and red: "One on the left, one on the right, one on the sugar, a small square~~"

Three people, hand in hand, went to eat.

If you ask Jiaojiao's heart, just at this time, the location is enough to see-

Fang Daoist - Long Jiaojiao - Marshmallow

So, Marshmallow is trying to match the two of them, because Marshmallow, like everybody hereβ€”

All love Long Jiaojiao, this, idiot little princess.

Idiot!

Two goods!

Everyone looks out, and they pretend to be pretending!

I obviously like it in my heart, but I don't admit it!

There is only one idiot, and that is Brother Fang Yin!

Marshmallow Heart!(To be continued......)