"Hmm! What does this lewd thief mean, this immortal knows it, kill him!"

"Very well, remember, your identity is my son!"

"I'm you!

"Go, boy. ”

"Yes!

This is a glorious and arduous task, so the incompetent immortal also made a major sacrifice and became a son to Hu Ziyan Sadness: "Smack!"

The two of them high-fived to signify the start of the action: "Oooo

"Help-help--" The incompetents ran upstairs first, crying and shouting, rolling and crawling: "Second master! Second uncle!

Everyone upstairs was shocked!

said that it was everyone, a total of eleven people, among which eight big men in Tsing Yi were eating and drinking from themselves, a beautiful woman and a handsome boy sitting opposite each other by the window, the wine and food were all together, and the fat shopkeeper was standing aside and waiting. Of course, the fat shopkeeper is the fat shopkeeper, and the eight ruffians are also the defeated generals under him, and they are incompetent helpers and good people, Hu Ziyan said. There is also a scar-faced Yan hero, who is still lying on the ground, but the big head is lying there facing down, and there is no stick in his hand-

Not at all surprising!

"Second uncle, second uncle!" Unable to cry and shout, he ran to the fat shopkeeper quickly, crying until he was out of breath, and his face was full of snot and tears: "My father is crazy! My father is crazy! He slashed me with a knife, cut me, ah-"

"It's you who cut it! Kill you little bastard!" Then a drunken man rushed up, his cloak was full of wine, and he held a kitchen knife in his hand: "Don't stop me! Don't stop me!"

No one stopped him.

"Plop!" I have to say that the incompetent immortal has very good acting skills, and he falls to the ground as soon as the soles of his feet slip. happened to fall at the feet of the fat shopkeeper: "Second uncle, I'm San'er, save me, save me-"

Incompetence is not a three-child. The second uncle is not the same: "Stop! Stop! Something—"

"Whew!" San'er's father pounced on the past and picked up the kitchen knife and cut it down, obviously the six relatives didn't recognize it: "You little bastard, Lao Tzu-"

"Daddy!" both of them exclaimed at the same time, and the fat shopkeeper and his body pounced: "You cut! you cut! you want to cut-"

"Ah!" The knife has been cut off, and before he can stop it, a human tragedy is staged: "Brush!"

"Dang!" sparks burst out!

"Bastard thing!" At this critical moment, the heroine stepped out: "This hero is here." How can I allow you to be arrogant!"

"Ouch hey!" The bastard thing was stunned for a moment, and the knife was flying out of his hand! The eight onlookers looked at each other in unison: "It's done!

The second uncle and the third son lay down in one place: "Evil, evil, dead, dead, crushed!

The noble son was indifferent.

The woman, dressed in white and purple, with a willow leaf short knife, was born with apricot eyes and peach cheeks, which is called a beauty, and her name is large Xu Sanxian: "Bang!"

The knife was returned to its sheath, and it was crisp and neat: "Poor! poor!

At that moment, the moth frowned slightly, sighed and slowly sat down: "A cloud of smoke and rain is Ren Pingsheng, and the spring breeze blows and wakes up——"

"Slightly cold. "The woman sang the poem. Childe and said: "Slightly cold." ”

"Ahem!" the woman coughed and stared back. Turning his gaze: "This benevolent brother, don't be impulsive, if you have something to say." ”

"Say, say, say?" The benevolent brother was already stunned, stunned!

"You are his father, but?" This woman, the woman who touched the ass of Prince Geshu of Beihu Kingdom in Longfeng Town, hates lewd thieves and perverts the most in her life, and the rest of her evil deeds can be forgiven: "He is your son, but?"

"Yes!" But the brother was a drunkard and a scoundrel, and the abomination was worse than that of a thief and a pervert: "You are fucking, but?"

"Whew-" The chivalrous woman sank her face and suppressed her anger: "Okay, let you go this time, don't ...... next time"

"Tut-tut, it's so fragrant!" The chivalrous girl was very fragrant, and the drunken ghost was heartbroken: "Beauty, mother, alas! This is for your family Zhu Baye, Yao-"

So he stepped forward, salivated his face, and kissed him: "Smack!"

Of course, this was the first slap in the face, and the noble son shot: "Xian'er, don't be angry, it's not worth it." ”

The sound is soft, languid, slightly magnetic, without a hint of pyrotechnics.

But when I saw people sitting upright, their arms didn't seem to move, and the white clothes and white robes were spotless, it was the best son of the turbid world!

As he spoke, he slowly took out a snow-white handkerchief and gently wiped the slender and clean, well-maintained hand: "It's not worth it." ”

Life is like a blow, stained with all kinds of filth!

This blow knocked San'er and his father three feet away, and blood was already spraying wildly in mid-air: "Ah――――――――――――――――"

Fell to the ground with a thud, and was silent for a moment.

There was a dead silence for a while.

Whether it's a real Yan Daxia or a fake Yan Daxia, one died on the first floor, the other died on the second floor, and they all died!

Incompetence is stupid.

The crowd froze.

This Yan tragedy song, not Bi Yan's tragedy song, the original said good San'er and his father are not this one at all: "Dad! Dad! Dad, Dad, ――――――――――――――――――――"

This is also incompetence, incompetence is the first to react, incompetence cried loudly and pounced: "Dad, Dad, you don't want to die, don't die!"

"Dead, dead, dead, dead...... the fat shopkeeper's eyes kept on his feet, and he was about to stand up, and then collapsed to the ground softly: "Oh my God, my God, God!"

The fat shopkeeper fainted.

In just a moment and a half, two lives occurred, and the fat shopkeeper couldn't hold on any longer.

The eight looked at each other and exchanged glances.

"Dad, Dad, wake up, wake up, wake up-" Incompetence is completely confused, this is all messed up, and Incompetence doesn't know how to play it again: "Open your eyes, open your eyes and look at San'er, San'er doesn't want you to die, don't want you to die!"

"Smack!" Fortunately, or normal reaction: "Yu Murong!

When the woman took the case, she was already furious: "He is vulgar and obscene, and he is also a human life, look at it! Look at the good things you have done!"

As he spoke, there were tears in his eyes, and he wanted to drip: "Brush!"

The knife is out of the sheath, and there is a mixture of love and hate: "Let's go, pull out your sword, only blame the fairy for having eyes and no beads, and I saw you wrong!"

Childe's eyes are like a star, Childe has a sword hanging from his waist, Childe shook his head and smiled: "The whole world is turbid, I am alone, the world is drunk, I am sober, Xian'er, he is drunk." ”

It's drunk, breathing, heavy alcohol.

It is sleeping, there is breathing, steady breathing.

One face covered with blood, one looking for teeth all over the ground, one lying there, and one lying there, this is the consequence of pretending to be Yan Daxia: "Yu Murong!"

Xian'er breathed a sigh of relief, and the eight of them looked at each other in shock: "Murong Gongzi!"

"Second master, second master!" San'er did not forget that there was another second master, and today's incompetent immortal's performance was extremely perfect: "Wake up, wake up, wake up!

Murong Gongzi?

Just kidding, obviously not! Incompetent knows, his name is Jade-Faced Fox!(To be continued......)