"Pengzi!~~ You're a celebrity now!Have you thought of your winning speech in the league at night?" In the last row of the fourth-year classroom of the Seven Injuries Academy, the fat man asked Qiu Peng at the same table.

Since the end of the competition between the Seven Injuries and Jiang Zao Academy, after the replay of the video screen during the jury and the competition, it has been decided that this game is won by Qiu Peng, which means that the Seven Injuries Academy has won the championship in advance, but several games in the other three colleges have not yet ended, so the closing ceremony will be held after the other three colleges are finished, that is, in the evening of the same day.

At this time, the classes of the Seven Injuries Academy had already begun to hold classes as usual. However, it is obvious that the whole class did not recover from the enthusiasm in the final at this time, once the tutor on the teaching platform turned his head to write the key points of the lecture on the blackboard, everyone turned their heads very tacitly to look at Qiu Peng, who had just been majestic in the ring, and listened so carefully in class. But what disappointed them was that Qiu Peng was absent-mindedly farting and chatting with the fat man, so he didn't have any heart to listen to the lecture.

The young instructor also seemed to notice the anomaly under the podium, "Fatty, please stand up and answer a question." The young mentor asked in a silent voice at the source of the disaster. This young tutor seems to have a good relationship with the fat man, otherwise he would not call the fat man affectionately, after all, as a mentor, you have to take care of the self-esteem of each student. Only after getting acquainted with each other will it be natural to call the fat man.

The fat man stepped on the ground with both feet, quickly stood up straight, his eyes were like electricity, and he looked at the teacher on the podium, and his posture was different from when he answered other teachers in the past. I only heard him reply angrily: "You Da! This young tutor's surname is You, and the fat man often affectionately calls him Youda, so it can be said that this tutor who teaches the history of the rivers and lakes is his favorite teacher.

"Excuse me, among all the professions in the feudal and social martial arts and the modern society, which profession do you hate the most?" Teacher You stared at the fat man without blinking, not knowing if he was afraid of being reminded by other students, secretly thinking that if the other party hesitated at all, he would punish him immediately!

The fat tiger was shocked, his momentum was like a rainbow, and his mouth replied like a hanging river: "The landlord and the bathroom owner!"

A hint of surprise flashed in Teacher You's eyes: "Why?"

"The most hateful thing about the martial arts who take the road of feudalism, construction, and righteousness is the landlords! Think about it, the peasants and uncles who have worked hard for a year and the harvest that they have harvested with stars and moons have finally been exploited by those landlords who have come to stretch out their hands and eat to open their mouths. When I think of this, I feel sad!" The fat man snorted and sobbed, rendering the atmosphere.

A hint of approval flashed in the teacher's eyes, expressing his agreement with the fat man's analysis. So I looked forward to the fat man even more.

Although today's martial arts are taking the road of socialism, socialism, and righteousness, there are also many sad professions that make people feel satisfied. The fat man's eyes were blurred, and his tone was sad: "And the most hateful of them is the boss who opened the bathroom!!!"

The eyes of the whole class, including Instructor You, were focused on the fat man whose tone changed to generosity. "Think about it, everyone! The sisters in the bathroom and the prostitutes and the guests have been fighting naked all day! Sometimes they have to encounter wheel battles, and sometimes they have to face the whims of the customers, what can they do!! what can they do!! can they retreat? Can they? No! They can't! They can only move forward, go forward!" The fat man waved his hands, like a thousand troops and horses without hesitation. "All they have to do is flatter their eyes and sprinkle hot water. In order to collect the last bullet of the customer, they keep moving, because they know that only fast movement can satisfy the customer, so that they can willingly surrender the gun and bullet. "You say!!Are they great???! Are they greater?

"However, the evil bathhouse owner! is so shameless and plain to take away half of the income of the iǎ sisters! D, isn't it just to provide a battlefield??? you have to charge for providing a battlefield??? I cǎo! Is there a reason for this? I think that in the world, the Gu army and the Gng army fought a civil war! The common people provided the battlefield, how could they not charge !!!?"

The fat man's jīang's remarks made everyone crash on the spot, and the breadth of knowledge and the depth of the jīng god realm were incomprehensible to ordinary people. Of course, as a senior tutor of history, iǎYou naturally nodded frequently when he listened, and finally let the fat man sit down with praise. And said that he had time to have a good discussion with the fat man, and even felt that listening to your words was better than reading a book for ten years.

Qiu Peng gave the fat man a thumbs up.

The fat man's chin was raised against Qiu Peng: "You are better at fighting than me, but on top of the actual arguments, I am several levels better than you." ”

Qiu Peng thought so, took out an ultra-thin brand new mobile phone from his pocket, and shook it at the fat man: "It's okay, I just recorded it, I'll go back and study it later." ”

The fat man snatched the mobile phone from Qiu Peng's hand, and said with envy: "Wow~~~ The new orange 5 launched by the virtual company has not yet been promoted on the market!! this is a limited edition! It's worth an average family's expenses for ten years. Why did your VP rewards get out so early?"

Qiu Peng shrugged his shoulders and said: "I don't know very well, when I left Houmén, an official of a virtual company came to me, and I didn't pay attention to it at the time, I didn't expect that this mobile phone is so valuable!"

"It's not just precious! Basically, there is no price, you have so much money, no status, no mén road, you can't buy it!" said the fat man with emotion.

"I heard that this mobile phone has a lot of functions, but the virtual company has not been announced until now, so has the staff explained it to you?" asked Qiu Peng suspiciously.

"Well, no, he gave it to me, encouraged me and left, and didn't say anything to me. ”

After the fat man waved his mobile phone, he was suddenly surprised: "Hey~~~~~ this mobile phone also gives a mobile phone card! The fat man looked at the card in his phone and said.

"I didn't pay attention to it, and I didn't look at it carefully when I got it. Qiu Peng explained.

"Speaking of mobile phones, I think of something with the despicable and shameless Zhao Zhigao. ”

The fat man flipped through his mobile phone and said: "It was last summer, when there were two evening self-study sessions every night, one of which was the evening self-study, it was Zhao Zhigao's turn to sit in front of the podium to supervise our self-study, and after one evening self-study, I don't know what happened, then Zhao Zhigao forgot some books and mobile phones on the podium."

I took advantage of the fact that everyone was not paying attention, and took the phone in my hand. Then I flipped through the phone book of this old ghost, and sure enough, in his mobile phone, I found that in addition to the wife labeled, there was also a mobile phone number with the genus name iǎ cute. ”

"I pinched my fingers, and it seems that one of the senior NV students had an affair with this ghost in order to stay in school as a tutor after graduation. ”

So, on an idea, I changed the number to mine. Then it was put back on the podium as it was. ”

The fat man tilted slightly, and continued: "Then in the second self-study class, I used my own mobile phone to send him a text message. Do you know what it is?"

Qiu Peng thought about it, but he still couldn't guess what the fat man would say, very honest Yaoyaotou.

"I knew you wouldn't guess. The fat man said proudly: "I sent: My husband, I'm pregnant, what should I do?" Qiu Peng heard this, and immediately laughed on the desk.

The ghost was dumbfounded, looked at his phone in a daze, and after a while, he slowly took out a cigarette, and then walked out of the classroom and lit it. Ha ha. The fat man burst out laughing.

"Then if that old man and that NV are combined, won't it make you violent?" Qiu Peng asked suddenly.

The fat man's eyes darkened, "That's right, later, although I threw away my mobile phone number, the ghost still knew the name of the head of the household when he heard the number charged to me in the business of the virtual company." ”

"I used the ID card of a guy in the cafeteria, and the old ghost checked it on the school intranet, and came out, and Shunto found me, and then I formed a bond with him. The fat man sighed with emotion.

"Later, I also fixed him. The fat man then laughed.

"Still neat?" Qiu Peng looked at the fat man with some incredulity.

"Haha, life is not extinguished, the whole person is not stopped, especially my enemies, this is my principle. ”

"Then it was simple, after I found out the guy's buckle number, I deliberately applied for a number, named your father before he died, and then added him as a friend, so his buckle often appeared on such prompts. The fat man cleared his throat. Then he said: "Your father added you as a friend before he died, your father invited you to open a space before he died, and your father invited you to play in the parking space before he died, and the most exciting thing is that your father left you a message before he died!! hahaha." The fat man laughed again, and Qiu Peng also looked at his buddy who was having fun in his suffering, speechless for a while.

"Didn't you find out this time?" Qiu Peng asked tentatively.

"Check a fart, it was originally a special application number, how did he check? He only suffered a loss and vomited in his stomach. But. The fat man said, "He must have noticed that it was me, and that day he stared at me with a strange expression for the whole class, so that I had to pretend to listen to the class." It's right to think about it. Only a wise and martial student like me could come up with this method, and I think the old ghost thinks so too. The fat man said narcissistically.

"Dididi~~~~~~~~~~" The mobile phone suddenly rang, and Qiu Peng and the fat man both looked at the orange brand mobile phone in the fat man's hand.

"Did you give your phone number to someone else?" asked the fat man tentatively.

"Pick it up, I don't even know what this number is!" Qiu Peng looked at the mobile phone that suddenly called, and was depressed for a while. Who called him? How did he know his number? Qiu Peng and the fat man both thought in a daze.

(This chapter is purely hilarious, you can skip it if you have any complaints.) Hee hee)

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