Chapter 196: Stupid Girl
"How are we leaving?" Lin Zhuowen asked Zhu'er a question that he was most concerned with, there seemed to be no entrance or exit here, and there were three big black birds waiting for him outside the circle.
"General Wu Hong said that there is a teleportation array here that can go straight to the nether, but I haven't found it for a long time, and then you appeared, is that teleportation array outside?" Zhu'er said and patted her head: "I didn't know that these walls of light could be passed through!"
The Nether? It's a strange statement, but it's so high that it's almost to the sky, and it's not wrong to say that the land is the Nether.
There seems to be a teleportation array in the ruins of the palace outside, but it is full of cracks, can it still be used?
As for whether this wall of light can be passed through, don't you think to try it after staying here for so long? I can't see that you are so gorgeous on the outside, and so stupid in your bones......
"Wait, do you want to die?" Lin Zhuowen grabbed the bead that was about to get into the wall of light with black lines on his head, okay, it seems that this stupid girl is more stupid than he imagined......
"......" Even if he played a mosaic, Lin Zhuowen could imagine Zhu'er's bulging cheeks.
Lin Zhuowen was too lazy to explain, and wanted to do an experiment directly to show her, so he looked around the ground, but found that perhaps because of the protection of the magic circle, the stones on the ground did not have any traces of weathering and fragmentation, and he couldn't even find a small pebble, and the flowers and trees naturally couldn't appear on the rocky ground where there were no gaps, and in the end he could only pull some fabric from himself. I didn't want to stretch out my hand but get out of the air, Lin Zhuowen was shocked to realize that he had been smooth and slippery until now, and his clothes had been torn clean by the storm in the unsuccessful suicide in the storm area, and he had no chance to change it until now, and he still had the face to make mosaics for others.
Lin Zhuowen's old face was hot, and he immediately took out his clothes and hurriedly changed them, and at the same time vomited blood in his heart, this bead is also a color embryo, and his face is not red and his heart is not beating for a long time. Don't give a word of caution yet. I still thought she was simple, but sure enough, no one in the immortal cultivation world was simple, and thinking of what she said earlier about feeling close to the smell on her body, I couldn't help but feel angry in my heart. Could it be that I, as a man, also have a body fragrance.
It took more than a dozen "Yushu Linfeng" to clean himself up in a row. Another water mirror was performed. I tied up my scattered hair with a headband in front of the water mirror, and I straightened my clothes, and I felt that I finally had a human appearance. Lin Zhuowen smiled with satisfaction, and praised himself in his heart: I'm so fucking handsome!
Zhu'er looked at Lin Zhuowen motionless, as if she was stunned by Lin Zhuowen's series of actions, and Lin Zhuowen couldn't help but feel even more proud in his heart: Even such a superb beauty is handsome by me, how handsome I have to be!
“...... Where did you get this dress?" Zhu'er held back a sentence for a long time, almost making Lin Zhuowen, who was trying to play cool pose, flash his waist, it turned out that this stupid woman was surprised by this.
"I've got a storage bag. Lin Zhuowen took out a storage bag from behind him without a trace, no matter what, he couldn't expose the secrets of his new world, this little girl hadn't seen her back until now, this statement should be able to deceive the stupid girl.
"This is the storage bag? It's the first time I've seen it! How should I use it?" Zhu'er said excitedly, Lin Zhuowen could imagine the golden light in her eyes.
Otherwise, how could this girl have cultivated to such a level of cultivation, and she has never even seen a storage bag.
"Then I'll give it to you, it's perfect for you girls, and the color goes well with your clothes. "Lin Zhuowen is not a stingy person, and in the face of such a girl with advanced cultivation, he should be regarded as a stammer, others want to stammer, and they don't have this opportunity, so they found a light green embroidered storage bag from the space and handed it to Zhu'er, there are still a lot of such storage bags in his space, Lin Zhuowen has been in the immortal cultivation world for a long time, and there are many immortal cultivators who have been killed, and the resulting storage bag will be thrown into the nascent world as garbage by him after it is emptied: "As for the usage, it is also very simple......
Lin Zhuowen briefly explained to Zhu'er the use of the storage bag, Zhu'er's cultivation was there, and she immediately fiddled with it excitedly, wanting to find something to put it in and try it, but she had nothing to do, so she had to take off her clothes and put them in.
Watching Zhu'er take off her coat one by one, revealing jade-like skin, lotus arms and pink neck, slender legs, and slender jade feet, Lin Zhuowen only felt that his throat was dry, and he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva unconsciously, his nose was hot, and he could have a nosebleed at any time.
"Wait!" Lin Zhuowen finally stopped Zhu'er before she wanted to take off her intimate clothes, some beautiful things should be left in her imagination, he didn't want to put a mosaic on this body again, compared to the face, this body is also perfect as a work of art.
"Girls should know what shame is, what is reserved......" Lin Zhuowen tried hard to popularize some common sense to stupid girls, and was depressed in her heart, shouldn't these be what her parents should do? After a dry and incomprehensible explanation, Lin Zhuowen concluded: "In short, girls can't show their bodies to others casually, unless that person is your Taoist companion. ”
"Oh, so that's it!" Zhu'er realized, and then asked, "Then what is a Taoist couple?"
Lin Zhuowen almost hit his head and died, you don't even know what a Taoist couple is, and pretend to understand.
"The Taoist is ...... Two immortal cultivators became husband and wife. Lin Zhuowen reluctantly continued to explain.
"What is a couple?"
"Husband and wife are ...... A man and a woman live together forever. ”
"Oh! I see!" Zhu'er nodded, as if she finally understood, and then suddenly remembered something and exclaimed: "Oh! I have been living with the old man, are we Taoist couples?"
"Uh...... It's not the same. Lin Zhuowen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, although he didn't know who the old man in this stupid girl's mouth was, but he thought it should be her parent, but the more this question was explained, the more troublesome it became, Lin Zhuowen simply cut through the mess and said: "Forget it, anyway, your body can't be shown to others, if anyone looks at your body in the future, you can just kill him." ”
Lin Zhuowen really wanted to add a sentence "except for me", but his cheeks were not thick enough after all, although he was an otaku, he was a game otaku, not a lewd house, there is an essential difference between the two, one is mainly to play games, and the other is mainly to play himself. (To be continued......)