CH.62 The Disaster of the Old Otaku!
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His Majesty the King and the Queen hid in the lounge and kissed me, me, you, and me, but the old otaku was already on the side and wanted to jump off the building......
"Why are you dressed like this, what do you look like in tatters!"
Mrs. Lesmanton, who was in charge of the ceremonial guidance, lifted the sharply-rimmed crystal glasses, and the shiny reflection of the lenses immediately obscured her stern gaze......
Mrs. Lesmanton is a middle-aged woman in her fifties, but her regular routine and careful maintenance make her look as if she is not yet forty years old! The face is very thin, a pair of crystal glasses with an acute angle and gold wire frame and a sharp chin give people a mean feeling, the facial features on the face are evenly distributed, just like her behavior is generally decent, the long brown hair that is combed is meticulously coiled into a high bun at the back of the head, and she is wearing a simple sky blue dress, although she is not ugly but not beautiful on the whole, but the strange thing is that although she is old, she has a very special thing that attracts the attention of others~~ How to say it...... Well~~ Not pretty, but beautiful!
Every gesture is so dignified and elegant, but it does not seem to be artificial, and the mature and capable and full of intellectual and feminine charm that naturally exudes in every move will attract all the attention of others at the first time, so that people can't help but ignore her other aspects of beauty and ugliness, and concentrate on appreciating this intoxicating demeanor......
It's not pretty, but it's beautiful......!
"This ...... That's not okay either?"
Feng Kan looked at his outfit with a sad face, he actually liked Kenjiro's outfit - the sleeveless tight-fitting denim suit perfectly showed the heroic and wild, rough and fierce temperament, and it was also very clean and neat, it was much better than the previous set of leather jackets full of upside-down nails......
“...... I've said it many times! Formal attire! You have to wear formal attire! You have to show yourself in front of the people of the whole royal capital now, not to beg for food on the side of the street! Look at you! What do you look like? Image! You must pay attention to the image ......" The middle-aged woman chattered and lectured the old otaku.
(...... TMD, Lao Tzu has a hairy image!It's not a beauty pageant!)
“...... I don't care what you used to be like at home, or what kind of weird tastes you have! Now that Your Majesty has entrusted me with this task, then I must be responsible for your appearance! Come on! Go and change into the formal suit next to him for him!" Mrs. Lesmanton had an iron-faced and selfless face, and simply instructed the girls under her command to clean up the old otaku......
"Don't, don't mind, don't mind, I'll ...... myself."
A pair of pink, fair, soft and boneless little hands touched his body, if ordinary people encountered this treatment, they would probably be happy to be addicted to it and take the opportunity to rub a little oil, but Feng Kan is now blushing and almost crying!
Don't look at the old otaku who usually looks obsessed and flowery, shouting all day long to set up a maid team, dreaming of the depraved life of the wine pond meat forest, if you see a beautiful little girl who can make him "cute", he jumps and chases after people** Later, even Ainius's indiscriminate bombardment can't stop him from moving forward, but he will actually only do something like this, if the girl he is chasing suddenly turns her head and wides, clothes, unties, belt, throw, arms, send, hug, then it must be him! No matter how he uses cynicism to cover himself, he is still a traditional Chinese man in his bones! When they were with their childhood sweethearts on Earth, they also pulled their hands at most, hugged their waists, and just kissed each other when they broke the sky!
- The last innocent old virgin of the late twentieth century...... (=_=)
In other words, can an innocent virgin apply for the protection of cherished endangered animals?
............
The closed door quietly opened a crack, and a freckled face thief sneaked in......
"Puff ......"
When Sandro saw the scene inside, he couldn't help but laugh.
Feng Kan was wearing the traditional dress of the Kingdom of St. Austin, but how did he look like a peasant who had been facing the loess all his life and had his back to the sky, and suddenly changed into a set of Armani! Who said that people rely on clothes and Buddhas rely on gold? Wearing a yellow robe, it is not like the prince said that he is the same as the prince said! He is a peasant entrepreneur who went to the city to receive the award......
The traditional dress of the Kingdom of St. Austin is tightly cuffed and trousers, but the sleeves and trousers are very wide, especially the trousers, which the old otaku wears become standard bloomers......
If any nobleman of the Kingdom of St. Austin wore such a dress, it would definitely have an indescribable chic and elegant, gorgeous and concise and capable!
But Feng Kan's figure is a standard bear-backed bee waist inverted triangle body shape, and it's okay to wear a smart tight-fitting outfit, but now if you add a baotou to this outfit, it will be a - Aladdin Lantern God!
“...... Awkward, isn't it?"
Mrs. Lesmanton frowned, crossed her arms and looked the guy in front of her up and down suspiciously, how awkward she looked, she really couldn't think of what kind of reason could make a delicate and gorgeous court dress wear a nonsensical joyful effect.
"Awkward!"
Ainius answered her question very honestly.
"It's the first time I've seen someone wear a court dress like a Meldon comedian! I can't imagine that someone would be so unfit to wear a court dress! General Rodman sometimes wears it, but it's not so ......."
Mrs. Lethmanton could no longer find the right adjective.
"I said no, I said no, I said no, I said no, I said no......"
Tragedy~~ The old otaku has already squatted in the corner of the wall to draw circles in a black line that is 500% more gorgeous than usual......
“...... I don't care! Wear whatever you like!"
Stubborn as Mrs. Lesmanton finally covered her head and painfully gave up the unrealistic delusion of dressing up the old otaku as Prince Charming, as long as she didn't dress as Aladdin's lamp god, then everything would be fine!
“...... Really?"
“...... Don't dress up like a beggar!"
The old otaku was depressed with Kenjiro's outfit - how did this become a beggar's outfit?
“...... Don't dress like a thug!"
Seeing that Feng Kan's gaze had drifted to the punk heavy metal-style leather jacket next to him, Mrs. Lethmanton immediately pinched off his thoughts!(...... The voice of the mystery that I haven't seen for a long time: ............ What kind of taste is this?)
“...... Isn't there a costume in your collection that is more suitable for this occasion?"
Ainius snapped up and reminded.
"Which one?"
Feng Kan asked dejectedly, he wore a borrowed suit to his cousin's wedding, and the security guard at the door of the hotel interrogated him for half an hour until a relative came out to prove it, and then let him in - he was wearing that black suit, which was simply a ......
After that, he refused to wear formal clothes to show his face in front of people! No matter how formal the occasion, he always appeared in sportswear......
"It's the set that is placed in the third piece from the left in the wardrobe......"
"The set? I remember not ......."
"It's okay, I've already revised it!"
Hearing the words of the beast-eared maid, the old otaku's eyes suddenly lit up......
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PS: I don't know how.,It's been very difficult to focus on the two eyes lately.,Seeing everything is ghosted.,It's going to become very blurry.,Take off your glasses and become stricter.,Erma thinks about whether it's time to go to the hospital to see.......
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