After Ma Yuan took two training clothes to Qiu Peng, he said a little hesitantly: "Qiu Peng, I have something I want to ask you?"

Qiu Peng liked it very much after getting the black and white training uniforms, nodded and said, "Ma Yuan, don't be polite to me, everyone will be a club in the future." Just say anything. “

"How did you cultivate?"

Qiu Peng looked at Ma Yuan suspiciously, but didn't react for a while.

Ma Yuan thought that he had asked about other people's taboos, yes, how could the other party's cultivation secret method tell him? If everyone knew, then what advantage did he have at all, Ma Yuan thought with gloomy eyes. "It's inconvenient to say, don't say it, I'm just curious, by the way, don't take it to heart. ”

"No, I'm just wondering, hasn't the teacher taught basic internal skills? Why does Senior Ma Yuan have to ask me?"

Ma Yuan smiled bitterly: "It turns out that you don't have a shortcut." Looks like I'm hopeless. ”

Qiu Peng stopped talking. Considering that if you sue the other party and go to the 6th floor after studying all night, I don't know what the other party's expression is.

"Today, the president is bleeding, so I actually invite everyone to come to the hotel in all directions. It is said that a table of dishes there costs two yellow uā stones. It's a luxury. Ma Yuan said with emotion.

Qiu Peng thought very depressedly after hearing this: He only has five yellow uā stones in his whole body, and he can only eat two tables of dishes, and he originally listened to the price of the food in Jiang Ūnli's canteen The value of five yellow uā stones per person is very high, but now it seems that it is not enough to invite everyone to eat, fortunately, I didn't rush to treat just now, otherwise I would have made a foreign appearance again.

Before going back, Qiu Peng asked Ma Yuan that there were many moves left by the predecessors in the martial arts club, and these moves were ordinary loose moves, and there was no complete set of moves. So before Qiu Peng left, he took the basic book in the martial arts club and came back to study.

After saying goodbye to Ma Yuan, Qiu Peng went back to the dormitory, because there was no class in the afternoon.

When he came back, the fat man had already arrived at the dormitory. The fat man's two eyes, which were already very iǎ, narrowed even more at this time, and he snickered obscenely in front of the computer monitor. Qiu Peng coughed. The fat man hurriedly turned his head.

"Pengzi. What kind of club did you enter? ”

Listening to the fat man's question, Pengzi suddenly thought that half of the club's time in the future would be, and he always thought that it was only NV children who learned - dance. It's occupied.,A burst of irritability in my heart for no reason.,Long sigh.。 Feel sorry for yourself.

The fat man comforted in the tone of a passer-by: "It's okay, I can't enter the club I want to enter, everyone has encountered this kind of thing." Just like me. ”

"You?"

The fat man nodded: "Yes, the two clubs I wanted to enter the most were the information club, and the other was not the minus féi club." ”

"Which one is that?"

"Dance club!! you must know that 99% of the NV members in it are beautiful NV, and this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that our school's school Uā - Wu Xianni is the president. If you think about it, the probability of this long-term affair happening is very high. The fat man looked up at the sky with a longing expression, and saliva kept overflowing from the corners of his mouth.

"You're so obscene, no wonder you can't get in. ”

"What's the matter, it's clear that Wu Xiaouā is afraid that he has been in contact with me for a long time, and he can't help falling in love with me, so he didn't let me live. The fat man said comfortingly.

"By the way, Pengzi, which two clubs did you enter?" The fat man was afraid that Pengzi would make fun of himself in this regard, so he immediately changed the topic and said.

"Oh, one is a dance club, and the other is a martial arts club. Qiu Peng said casually.

"Oh, dancing and martial arts. The fat man nodded, his eyes suddenly widened, and he looked at Qiu Peng in amazement: "What ??? dance martial arts?"

Qiu Peng looked at the fat man suspiciously: "Yes, is there something wrong?"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure. Qiu Peng looked at the fat man blankly.

"Oh my God, these two clubs with the highest entry requirements have actually been handled by you, the dance club is easy to explain, you look like you have a white face, it's strange that they don't let you in, but how did you get into the martial arts club!! "The fat man glared at Qiu Peng. "Don't tell me, your current basic internal strength is 8 layers, and the ghosts don't believe it!"

"I don't know about this?" Qiu Peng thought that he had just broken through the first layer to the fat man last night, and today he told him that he had entered the martial arts club with the lowest threshold and the eighth layer, and he was said to be a fat man, so he wouldn't believe it. Qiu Peng didn't find a convincing reason for a long time.

"Could it be that they found out about you breaking through the first layer in one day?" the fat man found a reason to convince himself.

"Yes, yes, they let me into the club after they found out. Qiu Peng nodded a few times, secretly relieved in his heart. It seems that the sentence is true, and if you tell a lie, you must cover it up with a hundred lies. Even if it's just a white lie.

"Then you have to pay attention to it, don't look at their president, Lin Yue has always had a modest smile on his face, in fact, this kind of person is the darkest in his bones. The fat man said sternly, "They want to use superficial kindness to disguise the darkness and obscenity in their hearts." He let you in, it must be under the guise of studying the white mouse, Pengzi, don't be blinded by him. ”

Qiu Peng nodded with a wry smile, indicating that he knew.

"Oops, I almost forgot about the big thing. The fat man yelled and quickly rushed to the display, "It's okay, it's not online yet." After saying that, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Pengzi, discuss things with you." The fat man squinted his two eyes and said to Qiu Peng with a grin.

"Can I understand your current expression as your superficial kindness, is it a cover for the filth in your heart?"

"You are a fast learner, this also depends on who the other party is, such as a naturally kind child like me, you don't have to doubt it at all. The fat man said with an oath.

The fat man saw Qiu Peng's suspicion on his face: "Don't worry, after this matter is done, I will invite you to the canteen for a big meal." The fat man patted the iōng breast and said.

"In the evening, President Lin invited everyone to come to Bafang for dinner, so you are not attractive to me. Qiu Peng joked.

"Wow! It's a luxury. Take me with you. The fat man said enviously.

"I want to too, but unfortunately only members of our club are eligible. Qiu Peng said regretfully.

"Pack some for me in the evening and bring some back for supper. ”

"What did you just say I should help you?" Qiu Peng saw that the fat man was getting farther and farther away.

"Oh, I just had another chat with Mengqi, and she said she was going to video with me, buddy! ”

"I want me to help you with this, if she asks you to meet her in the future, won't it be debunked sooner or later?" Qiu Peng said suspiciously.

The fat man said bitterly: "I don't want to, but I can't help but think about him, although I know that there is no result with her, but I still can't help but think about what I used to talk to her on the Internet, and now I have to pretend to be you, otherwise I don't even have the right to talk to her." You don't know," the fat man said, choking up a little.

What else can Qiu Peng say? He can only cry out, ask what is the situation in the world, and give advice to live and die. "Fat brother, I promise you this time, but if she wants to meet you in the future, you will block her immediately and don't contact her again. Qiu Peng advised.

"Don't worry, my requirements are not high, as long as I can chat with her online every day. "She, she's online!Pengzi, come on! and video with her!" the fat man said suddenly.

"I'll turn off the voice, and you'll tell her the headset is broken later. ”

"Why?" Qiu Peng was a little míuò.

"Stupid. If the voice is on, I can't teach you how to speak, and won't she know that there is someone next to you when I speak?"

"Oh. All right. ”

"I know how to type. ”

"Yes. ”

"Then turn on the video. Wait for her to accept. ”

(Considering that there is too much nonsense, I gorgeously ignore the fat man's retelling, and directly for the dialogue between the two)

Mengqi: Wow!

Humble the promise: a must.

Mengqi: Not modest at all.

Humble Promise: Humility is not a good quality these days.

Mengqi: What is considered a good quality?

Humble Promise: Self-Knowledge.

Mengqi: Hehe, you think you're handsome?

Humble the promise: is what you think.

Mengqi:

Humble Promise: Don't You Have a Boyfriend Again?

Mengqi: I will not give any notice to the complete manual of anti-wolf on the Internet.

Humble promise: Buddhism clouds: emptiness is è, è is emptiness. The wolf has no è, how can the wolf come?

Mengqi: I don't want to be a nun, so I don't study the Buddha.

Humble the promise: If the Buddhist scriptures are not in line, why be afraid of wolves.

Mengqi: Afraid, do you need a reason?

Humble your promise: Of course, if you fall into the red dust, you are not purified. Why so many concerns.

Mengqi: I suddenly found out that you are very poor

Humble Promise: Can I understand that you are praising me?

Mengqi: Hehe, yes. I just had a fight with my mentor.

Humble promise: Ah! This is really a sad thing! The wind outside is really strong, let me warm your cold heart, very warm and lng, right?

Mengqi: Thank you for your warmth, but I seem to be getting colder - I'm sorry, I'm too cold after listening to your words, my fingers don't obey, and I brand "disgusting" into "warm".

Humble promise: If you feel cold because of practicing the Cold Ice Palm, let me use the Fire Divine Skill to help you ward off the cold, right?

Mengqi: Thank you, I'm afraid I won't be able to withstand your skills, and I'll go crazy.

Humble the promise: Trust me, yes.

Mengqi: Thank you, I'm wearing a thick pair now, I don't need it.

Humble the promise: What are you wearing now?

Mengqi: It's new clothes, you guess. (The fat man tried his best to look at the display screen with his eyes, but he couldn't see what the other party was wearing, he could only see the other party's head)

Humble up the promise: nice ù and coat?

Mengqi: No, I'll give you another chance.

Humble promise: Oh!

Mengqi: You're so bad!

Humble the promise: Don't be angry, I know you're wearing a beautiful winter dress.

Mengqi: Hmph! You're so bad! I know you still say that.

Humble the promise: Men are not bad, NV people are not loved.

Mengqi: You're not just bad, you're also a bit perverted.

Humble the promise: don't become bad in silence, be perverted in silence. Laughing rookies don't laugh at scoundrels. Crushes must be seen.

Mengqi: Spare you this scoundrel, what kind of shoes do I wear?

Humble promise: casual shoes with skirts, very stylish.

Mengqi: Wrong, wrong!

Humble promise: leather shoes in skirts, very elegant.

Mengqi: Wrong, wrong!

Humble promise: barefoot in a skirt, very unusual.

Mengqi: Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! It's wearing slippers, fool.

Humble the promise: amorous is stupid, ruthless is cool, infatuation is stupid. Ruthlessness is to know how to be sophisticated. I'm stupid, but I hope you're not cool and don't understand the world.

Mengqi: I'm vomiting.

Humble the promise: Meimei, seeing you so cute, promote you to my iǎ sister.

, Mengqi: Poor no one loves, big brother.

Humble promise: iǎ sister, what are you doing?

Mengqi: Student.

Humble Promises: Kindergarten?

Mengqi: The kindergarten aunt is pretty much the same.

Humble promise: If you are qualified or not, why does the frog jump higher than the tree?

Mengqi: Trees don't jump

Humble the promise: the stone to the head or the banana to the head, which hurts the most.

Mengqi: My head hurts the most.

Humble Promise: Congratulations, now upgraded to my online wife.

Mengqi: Isn't it good to maintain the status quo?

Humble promise: I think it will be better to surpass the present.

Mengqi: Okay

Humble promise: wife, please pair the couplet: Nantong Prefecture, North Tong Prefecture, North and South Tongzhou Tong North and South.

Mengqi: Answer 1: East pawnshop, West pawnshop, East and West pawnshop as things. Answer 2: Male students, NV students, male NV students student male NV.

Humble promise: My wife is so smart, she is really "a strict husband and a clever man".

Mengqi: Husband, I was wrong, it should be a "clever fù companion clumsy husband" You asked so much, I also asked you: those who go home after work are poor ghosts, those who go home at 9 o'clock are drunkards, those who go home at 11 o'clock are è ghosts, those who go home at 2 o'clock are gamblers, and what is the one who doesn't go home?

Humble the promise: it's the NV ghost who doesn't go home,

Mengqi: That's right, there are also male ghosts, so the answer is "wild ghosts"!

Humble promise: Oh, speaking of ghosts, are you scared now? If you're afraid, let me lend you a shoulder.

Mengqi: Thank you, it's windy outside, and the house is warm, I don't want to go out, and I'm afraid that you will suffer from the cold.

Humble promise: the wind sees the grass, the fire sees the sincerity, give me a chance, I will take out my heart and lungs.

Mengqi: Hehe, in order to have one more lonely ghost in the world, you give me your mobile phone number, and see you at the old Jianghu restaurant at 10 o'clock next Sunday morning.

Humble promise: good drops, the old rivers and lakes under the mountain, the wind and snow will not disperse. Mobile phone 138,,。 ，。

Mengqi: Received, see you or leave, I'm going to go down, 886

Humble the promise: 88

The fat man jumped up excitedly and hugged Qiu Peng: "Haha, it's a success!!"

Qiu Peng said expressionlessly: "When the time comes, you go." ”

"Eh, this still has to be our Brother Peng, Brother Peng is a top two. ”

"We'll talk about it then. ”

"Brother, go ahead. The fat man hugged Qiu Peng's arm and said coquettishly.

"Well, it's almost time, I'm going to eat, you can play by yourself." ”

(To be continued, please visit wèn for the latest chapter.)