Chapter 60: I read a lot, so I won't lie to you
The old house of the Su family.
Captain Wang Xiaoxin, who led the team, said: "This is the case, Captain Su, in the future, the five of us will be mainly responsible for the security work of the Weihai Research Institute, and the establishment will be in the research institute." ”
"So, we will all be colleagues of the Weihai Research Institute in the future, and everyone will take care of them in the future!" Su Lei greeted his new colleagues warmly.
Just now, Yu Qing brought five new colleagues to meet him, and Yu Qing said that her organizational relationship was also transferred to the research institute and transferred to a civilian position.
He didn't take it seriously either, thinking it was a normal move. For a newly formed organization, it is very logical for the colleagues who are transferred together to contact each other first, and it is very logical to be familiar. After all, everyone will eat together from now on.
Wang Xiaoxin said with a smile: "Su Duwei, we are still alumni, I am a ...... of the 1002-level physical cultivation department of Aoshan Dao College."
"Oh, it's still a senior! disrespectful and disrespectful......" Su Lei thought for a moment, as if his face was a little familiar.
However, he is really not familiar with the group of people who are three years higher than himself, he only entered the school at that time, and everyone is in the graduating class, so how can he have time to play with the children who have just entered the school.
Wang Xiaoxin hurriedly shook his head: "Don't dare, don't dare, the senior is called in the academy." Now that we've all graduated, let's call each other alumni in private. We are in the army, so it is more appropriate to call us by title in peacetime......"
Who dares to be your senior?
Wang Xiaoxin didn't dare to accept the title of "senior", what if people were just polite on the surface?
Before coming, the superiors repeatedly emphasized that they must "respect and stay away" for this person. Although the title "senior" is not a big problem in theory, he doesn't want to take the risk. Or follow the formal title of the rules to compare the insurance.
With the relationship of alumni, the relationship between the two has become much closer, and they chatted about interesting things about the college for a while.
He also talked about the fact that the army is now cooperating with Aoshan Academy to develop a new type of mecha.
Su Lei remembered the farce of the machine relationship again, so he asked with a smile: "Hahaha, speaking of mecha, our machine relationship has almost fallen out over this matter, and they are divided into more than a dozen factions to attack each other, which is simply laughing to death." I wonder if the previous machine relationship was like theirs?"
"Wasn't that the case in that session? This has become the characteristic of their machine relationship...... Wang Xiaoxin also smiled: "We had a joke about the heresy of machine relations in that session, I don't know if you have heard of it?"
"Oh, let's hear about it......" Su Lei and the others were a little interested.
Wang Xiaoxin cleared his throat and said, "That's the case......
One day, a man walked by the sea and saw another man who wanted to commit suicide by jumping into the sea.
So he stepped forward and persuaded, "Sir, don't jump!"
The man asked, "I don't want to live anymore......"
He said, "Life is good, why would you kill yourself?"
The man replied, "I am a Yanshi, but I have never found inspiration. ”
"What a coincidence, I'm also a Yanshi! Do you support the internal circulation power of the Lingzi or the external circulation power of the Lingzi?"
"Inner Loop!"
"Turbo or centrifugal?"
"Of course it's a turbine, and centrifugal is an evil way!"
"I'm also for turbos, so do you support mechanical-hydraulic, artificial muscles, or demonic plants?"
"Mechanical hydraulics are too rigid, demonizing plants are too restricted, and artificial muscles are king!"
"Great! I think artificial muscles are better. And what about weapons, do you focus on long-range combat or melee combat?"
"Of course it's long-range, it's stupid to run to melee combat!"
"That's amazing! I'm also a long-range enthusiast, so are you a live stream or a ray stream?"
"I don't like things with empty heads. ”
"What a coincidence! So are you a large-caliber heavy firepower or a small-caliber rate of fire?"
"Small-caliber rate of fire type. ”
"Which caliber do you support?50 mm?40 mm?35 mm?30 mm or 25 mm?"
"I'm a firm 35mm stream!"
He kicked the man in the ass and threw him into the sea: "Damn heretic, then you will die!"
......”
"Hahahaha......" Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
"Are the Yanshi so funny?hahahaha......" Chen Shiyi asked, holding her stomach.
Su Lei wiped his eyes and shook his head: "It seems that our Yanshi in Aoshan is so funny, although there are differences in other schools, they are not so serious......"
Wang Xiaoxin also nodded hurriedly: "That's right, this is a matter of the atmosphere of the academy, who let the tutor of our relationship ...... like this"
Yu Qing couldn't help but smile and asked curiously: "Then let them do research together and not fight?"
Su Lei spread his hands: "No, as long as you send someone who can fight as the team leader, it's no problem, and anyone who dares to make trouble will be beaten......"
Yu Qing was stupid: "It's ...... like this"
"Yes, it's good to give a beating......" Su Lei and Wang Xiaoxin nodded together.
After greeting for a while, Wang Xiaoxin and the others took their leave.
Yu Qing conveyed one more thing, and when she saw that there were no colleagues, she changed her title: "By the way, Brother Su, it was said that the location of the Weihai Research Institute is quite controversial, so I want to ask for everyone's opinions, you are now an important researcher and a local, so I also want to hear your opinion......"
"My opinion ......" Su Lei was a little surprised.
Isn't this kind of thing all decided by the leader? Do you still need to ask for the opinions of the staff?
Then he thought that maybe he didn't have a clue, so he wanted to solicit opinions.
He thought for a moment and said, "I don't have much experience in this area, so I know it." The research institute has several requirements, one is to stay away from the downtown and densely populated areas, the second is to have convenient transportation, and the third is to have a stable external environment...... Finally, of course, it's closer to home, hahahaha, this is a joke......"
Yu Qing carefully wrote down Su Lei's opinion, and then also left.
Seeing that there were no outsiders, Chen Mei's eyes lit up, and she asked curiously: "Brother Liang, it seems that you are very valued! I even ask you to give advice on the location selection, and there are colleagues who come to worship the door, you are really not the director of the internal decision?"
"How can it be the director? This is a first-class institute, how can I become the director of a budding institute? It's just that they respect researchers more. Su Lei began to Amway's cousin again: "Look, I'll just say that the army is good, all of them are talents, and they speak well." You see, anyone who comes here is so good at telling jokes......"
Chen Shiyi nodded again and again: "Indeed, this is very different from the image of the army I have heard, legend has it that they are all very indifferent, very iron-blooded, and quite mechanical and rigid......"
"Hey, it's rumored that this kind of thing will taste bad, and I used to be like you. But after dealing with it, I found that the rumors from the outside world are too far from the reality......"
After repeated Amway, Chen Mei's heart moved, "If the army is so interesting, then I will go to the army to consult about the inheritance, if I can, then I will join......" Then she smiled and said: "When the time comes, you will cover me, chief!"
"That's a must!" Su Lei agreed: "I'll ask someone first, and see what kind of treatment the army is like in your situation......
As he spoke, he dialed Gong Yu's phone and introduced Chen Mei's situation, and immediately patted his chest and said that it must be no problem.
"Our army needs a talent like her! As long as she is willing to come, everything is negotiable!" Gong Yu said categorically.
After hanging up the phone, Su Lei said to his cousin: "Look, I just said that the people in the army are very talkative......
"When the time comes for the audition, you will play the "March of the Steel Torrent" I just taught you, and you will ...... it."
The performance just now was a success!
This is what he is most happy about, Chen Mei did not vomit on the spot as exaggerated as last time, she sat and listened to it, and applauded afterwards.
What does this mean?
It shows that his instrumental talent has grown greatly!
He said proudly, "How's it going, brother's music is okay, right?"
Speaking of the song just now, Chen Mei also had to say with admiration: "Okay, okay, it's just too good!" The song you just now made me feel like I was on the battlefield and saw the scene of steel rolling by...... I really didn't expect that your progress is unimaginable!"
She said very sincerely, she herself eats this bowl of rice, how can she not tell the difference between good and bad? That song really made her feel like she was there.
Of course, what surprised her the most was that Su Lei's progress was so exaggerated, could it be that she was too exaggerated at that time when she heard the vomiting? Now she herself is not very sure whether the memory at that time is accurate.
"Hahahaha, I'll just say, I read a lot, I won't lie to you......" Su Lei crossed his waist for a while, and then proudly threw out another "original music" - "East Wind March".
"Oh, Sister Chen, since you like it. Then I also have a "March of the East Wind", which will also teach you. However, this one is best matched with an aluminum plate piano to have a soul...... But there is no aluminum sheet piano at home......"
"It's okay, look at my ......" Chen Shiyi smiled proudly, threw away the flute in his hand, and said: "Gold beads, silver beads, turn them into aluminum plate pianos for me!"
The flute suddenly split in two, turning into two golden and silver humanoids, and then, like a liquid robot, one into a silver aluminum plate and the other into a pair of golden hammers.
"Gold and silver boy, no, this is a variant, right?" Su Lei was stunned.
Chen Mei said proudly: "Hahaha, even if you have a vision, this is an upgraded version of the gold and silver boy, which can be turned into a Lotte boy with various small and medium-sized musical instruments!
............
Kotoshima base.
"Dutang, Wang Xiaoxin, the five of them vomited as soon as they came back, and what they vomited out was a bit weird......," an officer reported to Xiao Yuke.
Xiao Yuke, who was reading the transcript of Su Lei's opinion sent by Yu Qing, raised his head: "What's strange?"
The officer hesitated and replied, "Looks ...... It seemed to be a fragment of internal organs, but before it could be collected, it quickly vaporized......"
"Is there anything wrong with people?"
"It looks fine for the time being, but the aura of the body fluctuates violently...... Yu Qing is normal. ”
Xiao Yuke stood up: "Then I'll take a look......"