Chapter 4 Your mother is a monkey, right?
"Shut up the old lady!" Before the bald ape's words fell, a flame had already emerged from the top of his head, and the next moment, he closed his mouth obediently, of course, this could not prevent the tragedy of his white hair turning bald.
At this moment, the golden Bi Fang egg suddenly moved, and the gap in the middle burst open, and then a rich golden aura rose to the sky, and the top of the Bi Fang Stone Cave was completely gone, and the round sky could be seen along the beam of light that rushed to the sky.
"My child!" Xiao Fang rushed over when she saw this, and just as she approached the energy circle, a circle of red aura rippled from the center of the golden egg, and Xiao Fang was actually bounced out and fell heavily on the stone wall!
"Wife!" Bi Fang was shocked when he saw this: "What a demon!"
As he spoke, Bi Fang jumped to dodge the strafing of the circle of energy waves, and then rushed towards the so-called demon who came out of the golden egg, and a big wing flickered and was about to hit it!
"You dare!"
"Mama?"
Just when Xiao Fang stopped Bi Fang sharply, a one-meter-tall humanoid creature stood up in the golden egg, shouted at Bi Fang, and then looked at Bi Fang's lower body with big eyes, and then covered his mouth with both hands, and said in surprise: "No, it's Baba?"
After that, the humanoid creature couldn't help but say, and suddenly jumped up from the ground, jumped several meters high, firmly hooked Bi Fang's long neck with both hands, raised his head and kissed Bi Fang: "Baba!"
Then, at the moment when Bi Fang and the bald ape were petrified, the humanoid creature grabbed Bi Fang's neck with both hands and swung it to Xiao Fang, impartially, and just hugged Xiao Fang's neck. I saw him hugging Xiao Fang affectionately, burying his little head deep under Xiao Fang's neck, and shouting angrily: "Ma Ma!"
"Are you my child?!" In the face of such a humanoid creature, Xiao Fang was directly petrified!
"Mama, I'm your son!" the humanoid creature blinked with big eyes, innocent: "Mama, I'm hungry." But you don't have milk to drink......"
When Xiao Fang heard this, she almost collapsed on the ground.
"Wife, get out of the way, I'll kill this demon!" Bi Fang said and wanted to step forward.
Seeing this, the humanoid creature slipped out of Xiao Fang's neck and into her arms, and pulled up Xiao Fang's wings to cover his ** body: "Kill people!
"Get out!" Xiao Fang reacted when she heard this, one wing firmly protected the humanoid creature, and shouted angrily at Bi Fang: "You are taking a step forward, the old lady wants your life!"
"But...... Xiao Fang, this thing ......"
"What is this thing?!This is your faint son!" Xiao Fang said angrily: "Whether he is in human form or bird form, he is the flesh that fell from my body, he is my son, our son......!"
"Ma Ma, I am the egg that fell from your body, not the meat ......" Xiao Fang's words were interrupted by the child in her arms before she finished speaking: "I came out of the egg, not meat, not a lump of ...... What's ......?"
"How do you know everything?!" Bi Fang froze in place, looking at Xiao Fang for some reason.
What I paid tribute to Bi Fang was Xiao Fang's big white eyes, which means that you ask me, who will I ask? Without you, where can I lay eggs?!
"Ahem...... What's that, Lao Bi, don't blame me for being too talkative. Although this child is not Bi Fang's appearance, but he is your child, the three of us have seen this, he crawled out of Bi Fang's golden egg, and this will not change until he dies. The white-headed ape on the side finally came back to his senses at this time: "Xiao Fang was right just now, no matter what shape he is, he is your child, and you, as a father, should not kill your child." As the saying goes, tigers don't eat their children, not to mention that you're not a tiger, you're just a bird......"
"Or is this old man talking......"
"Get out! there's something wrong with you!" Bi Fang was annoyed and angry, but he suddenly looked at the bald ape: "Grandpa? Well, son, I love to hear this! It's really my son, and his aesthetics are exactly the same as your Lao Tzu!"
"So, Baba won't kill me?"
"How could I kill you? I was just joking with you!" Bi Fang laughed, but the laughter stopped abruptly, he stared at the bald ape for a long time, then at the child for a while, and finally at the bald ape: "The bald ape, this child looks like a human, how can he look a little similar to you?"
"What nonsense!" these words were shouted by Xiao Fang and the child, but after shouting, Xiao Fang and the white-headed ape couldn't help but carefully observe the child's appearance at the same time.
This child was born in the form of a human, with well-developed limbs, and walked upright, with a pair of fluttering ears behind the big watery eyes, a slightly short nose, a slightly upturned nostrils, a slightly raised mouth and thick lips, and other places are no different from apes, monkeys, etc., and even have many similarities with the human race, especially the small gun between the legs, which has a somewhat human flavor.
"It's a little similar......" Xiao Fang and the bald ape came to a conclusion at the same time, but soon the two denied it in Bi Fang's cannibalistic and fire-breathing eyes, Xiao Fang pointed at Bi Fang and said: "How can it be like this old thing? Look at it well, these eyes are obviously inherited from me, and this character, it is what you looked like when Sabi was a child!"
"That's right, how can it be like? Don't say anything else, you look at his back, his back is straight, this is only like this for you and the human beasts, we bald apes are curved. Also, look at his white little ass, that guy, when did we apes have such white butts, they were all red!"
The bald ape denied: "Also, you see his short bird, about the same size as yours...... Damn, you're going to burn me too!"
Bi Fang spewed fire from his nose, and after the explanation of the bald ape and Xiao Fang, he also knew that this child had nothing to do with the bald ape, but the skillful technique of the child swinging from his neck to Xiao Fang's neck just now was a monkey!
Well?
Bi Fang was puzzled, this child looks like a monkey? But the bald ape is an ape, although he is close to the monkey clan, but there is still a difference, and the most important point is that this child has no hair except for the head, and it can't be a bald ape......
"It's a bit like a monkey...... But how can this child look like a monkey?" Bi Fang said and looked at Xiao Fang: "Who among the elders in your family has crossed with monkeys?"
"What do you mean?"
"Your mother is a monkey, right?"
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