Yu Chengzi's opening remarks are always so... has a personality: "You guys are endless, how many times have you said that I don't want to buy insurance." What's going on with your insurance, it's blowing all the rage, it doesn't guarantee that I won't get hurt, nor can it ensure that I won't go crazy when I practice, it's a fart. ”

Jiang Huai said weakly: "Master, it's me, little Jiang." ”

Yu Chengzi said: "Oh, it's you." Xiao Jiang, speaking of which, you haven't been in touch with your teacher for a long time, do you want to disown me as a master?"

Jiang Huai said: "How can it be, Master, you have thought too much." It's because I'm busy with my studies, I still have to practice, I have a bunch of chores, and I have to take an English make-up exam, so I really can't spare any time to call you all the time. "He is talking nonsense with his eyes open, and after peeling off the layers of appearance, there is only one truth, Master, your old man always wants me to charge your phone bill, my people can afford to hurt, and my ticket can't afford to hurt.

Yu Chengzi didn't doubt it, and said, "Just kidding, Xiao Jiang, don't take it to heart." Qin Qing girl has already told me about those things of you, well, it's not bad to join Long Yunxiao's men, you can get a lot of exercise. As if he knew that Jiang Huai wanted to ask about his relationship with Long Yunxiao, he preemptively said: "I have some friendship with Long Yunxiao as a teacher, but you don't have to ask what it is before you reach the contemplation period." ”

Um, okay, Jiang Huai thought about it, told Yu Chengzi about the matter of the Heroic Soul Gate, and said, "Master, can you come over and sweep the formation for me, with your old man here, those Xiaoxiao can't make any waves at all." "As long as Yu Chengzi comes out, Jiang Huai's side will have absolute strength, and those careerists in the Heroic Soul Gate will be a rhythm of finger slapping to death. In the face of absolute strength, any conspiracy is very powerless.

Yu Chengzi said: "No, this matter is a kind of cultivation and a test for you. If you want me to shelter from the wind and rain, your growth will be very slow. And in your sect, the strongest is only the Dan period, you and Qin Qing girl join forces, although it is not easy to win against each other, it is not difficult. ”

This old shameless one, when did you give us shelter from the wind and rain, I really don't know what shyness is, and you still put gold on your face. You are the master, the master of heaven and earth, I don't care about you anymore, fortunately, I didn't have much hope for your help. Jiang Huai said: "Okay, since Master you said so, then let me and Qing'er solve this matter together." After saying this, he said, "Master, I have recently lost all my cultivation again, and I have found a lot of problems in my re-cultivation, and I want to ask you for advice, do you have time to teach me now?"

Yu Chengzi said: "Although I can't leave this place now, I still have a lot of free, if you have any questions, the teacher will answer them one by one." ”

Jiang Huai directly told Yu Chengzi about the doubts he encountered in his cultivation one by one, Yu Chengzi was obviously a very qualified master, and he answered him in great detail, and the explanation was very vivid, Jiang Huai confirmed it in his heart, and immediately understood the true meaning of it, which was really beneficial. At first, I was just listening, but then I simply took out a piece of paper and wrote it down.

After asking these questions, Jiang Huai wrote a page densely on the paper, and he put the paper into the storage wallet, planning to digest it slowly when he had time and understand the exercises thoroughly. At this time, Yu Chengzi spoke again: "Xiao Jiang, I didn't expect that although your cultivation is not good, the tempering of your mind is good, so I can rest assured that the next time I come to you, I will teach you the method of using spirit stones to cultivate." ”

I know I can use spirit stones to cultivate, but unfortunately I can't. Jiang Huai asked Yu Chengzi, "Master, isn't it faster to use spirit stones to cultivate and cultivate?"

Yu Chengzi said: "That's right, that's it. Moreover, the higher the grade of the spirit stone, the faster the speed of improving cultivation. Theoretically speaking, the aura of ten medium-grade spirit stones is enough for you to ascend to the qi control period. ”

What, there's such a thing. Jiang Huai was unhappy and said, "Master, I have a lot of spirit stones on my body now. If you use a few pieces to ascend to the Qi Control Period, it's just a trivial matter, if you had already taught me this method, why would I struggle in the refining period?"

Yu Chengzi said: "What do you know. I'm just talking about theory. In fact, it is not a good thing to cultivate too quickly, if the mind does not keep up, it will cause the foundation to be unstable, just like building a house, if your foundation is not strong, no matter how high you build, it is just more likely to collapse. Speaking of which, if it weren't for the fact that you have failed in these two cultivations, and you have led your own mind to improve, it is not easy to go mad, I am not going to teach you this method. ”

So that's the case, Jiang Huai said: "Master, I want to learn now, can I teach on the phone now?"

Yu Chengzi said: "No. This should be taught by the teacher, and any situation can be dealt with in a timely manner. After all, different grades of spirit stones are used in different ways to cultivate, and it would not be good if something happened to them. ”

So that's the case, Jiang Huai said: "So will the lover be like this? ”

Yu Chengzi said: "No." ”

Jiang Huai said: "Then do you want me to study with her?"

Yu Chengzi said: "Her talent is ten thousand times stronger than yours, and there is no need to learn this cultivation method." Besides, she is relatively lazy about cultivation, and even if she teaches her, she probably won't have much use. ”

Well, that's true. Thinking about it, there is nothing to say, and at the same time, I don't know if Yan Biduo has done it over there, Jiang Huai said: "So that's the case." Master, I'll wait a minute, so I'll hang up the phone first. ”

History has proven to us countless times that whenever our classmate Jiang and his master talk on the phone, it is not easy to hang up the phone, and the two words that Yu Chengzi made Jiang Huai grit his teeth with hatred rang in his ears: "Wait!"

I knew it, I knew it, I really couldn't escape, Jiang Huai said: "Master, what's the matter?"

Yu Chengzi said: "Although those insurances don't seem reliable, you better buy a little for me, maybe when I can use them." ”

Damn, how much is a point? How much does it cost me? There are so many insurance items, help you buy a little more, Master, you always want me to return to the rhythm of the negative class, no, resolutely no, at this time, my argument skills that have been silent for a long time should appear.

Jiang Huai said: "I said, Master, do you know what those insurances are for?"

Yu Chengzi said: "I don't know, you explain it to me." ”

Jiang Huai didn't answer Yu Chengzi directly, and said, "Master, if you are walking on the road and are hit by a high-speed car, will it be okay?"

Fortunately, although Yu Chengzi is a bit antique, he still knows what a car is, and he didn't let Jiang Huai waste more saliva. replied: "As a teacher, he is a master of the god transformation period, not to mention the mortal car, even if their missile hits the teacher, it will be fine for the teacher." ”

Jiang Huai said, "Okay, then Master, will you get sick?"

Yu Chengzi said: "How is it possible? I think that the teacher's cultivation is invincible, not afraid of cold and heat, not to mention illness, except for some very special circumstances, it can even be said that it is invincible to all poisons." ”

Jiang Huai said: "Well, then Master, will you steal the money and spirit stones on your body?"

Yu Chengzi said: "Unless you have cultivated a lot more than me or cultivated an extremely special Dao technique, ordinary people don't even think about it." ”

Jiang Huai said: "That's it." Master, what I just said, if you are an ordinary person who encounters these things, you can get some monetary compensation from the insurance company. But you are a cultivator, and you are not a mortal, these things may not be encountered by you for hundreds of years, and even if you do, it will not cause harm, and the risks to those mortals are just no risk to you, isn't it a waste to buy insurance?"

In order to dispel this idea of Yu Chengzi, Jiang Huai began to speak ill of the insurance company again: "Besides, it's easy to ask for insurance, just give them the money." But when something happens, if you want to take money from them, you will faint to death after going through a few procedures. In my opinion, buying insurance is not suitable for you, Master. He said that the bad words of the insurance company were not wrong, but it was a few years ago, and now it is much better, but for the sake of his own interests, Jiang will not sue Sù Yuchengzi about this matter.

After such a lobbying, Yu Chengzi was successfully convinced, and said: "So that's the case, it seems that I really don't need this thing, so I don't want to buy insurance." ”

Congratulations to Mr. Jiang for winning the title of "Lotus with Tongue", and everyone applauds.

Jiang Huai breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Yu Chengzi say this, and said, "Then Master, I'll hang up first." ”

Yu Chengzi said: "Don't be in a hurry to hang up the phone, I don't buy insurance, but recently China Mobile has launched a thousand-yuan package, you can handle it for me." ”

I'm dizzy, the problems that used to be solved with only a hundred yuan phone bill have now risen to a thousand yuan package, and even the price rise is not so fast. Black, really black, I'm going to protest, I'm going to protest. Well, Jiang Huai's protest was like this, and he said to Yu Chengzi: "Okay, I'll do it." ”