Chapter Ninety-Eight: Grandma Tong is Coming?
Chapter Ninety-Eight: Grandma Tong is here?
The Demon Lord and the nameless master (Feng Lin) left again, and everyone waited with great anticipation for their good news. Tianshan Tong has not appeared these days, and everyone's vigilance has dropped greatly. With nothing to do, everyone feasted in the hall. Changing glasses, singing and laughing, guessing whether the fist fight is so lively.
As the banquet continued, an empty jar of wine was placed in a messy manner. Some people are too strong to drink and lie on the ground and fall asleep, some people are drunk and crying and laughing, or incoherently narrating their past sorrows.
The banquet continued, and everyone deliberately relaxed and sought to get drunk, even if they were drunk and their faces were flushed, they still drank with others. From time to time, people came and went in and out of the thatched houses of the Vulture Palace, but the drunken people did not notice that there were three people missing from them. But even if someone feels wrong, under the strong atmosphere, this boring idea will be left behind and continue to fight with others.
At this time, a woman dressed in palace clothes walked into the hall, although she was old, she had fair skin and a graceful body, about her early thirties, which was very different from her real age, and she was Cui Luhua.
At this time, Cui Lvhua wiped her hands with a white handkerchief and walked in in a methodical manner, as if she had just come back from enjoying the perfect scene. Sitting alone at a nearby table, Cui Luhua poured a glass of wine and drank it to himself. She stared at the crowd, a smile on her lips.
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A fat man with no neck, holding his round belly that he couldn't hold, walked out of the hall step by step. His sparse eyes narrowed into a line, and he didn't know if he could see the road,
"Hello brothers, hit Grandma Tong, eight horses, kick Grandma Tong......" The fat man shook his head and said in a pig-like voice. A howl came out of his throat.
Before he reached the thatched house, the fat man couldn't help it, turned around, and walked to a place that everyone couldn't see. There was a small pool of water in front of him, and the fat man unfastened his belt without grace, and a stream of water flowed out of the fat man's crotch in an arc.
As the water flowed out of his body, the fat man's flushed face showed a hint of satisfaction, and his intoxicated eyes shone a little.
When the fat man's eyes moved down, his belly trembled when he saw the pond. The water that came out shook from side to side.
"Blood Breaking Knife, what do you look at, and you're not afraid of long needle eyes?" the fat man said angrily as he showed a human face on the water. The fat man's 'blood breaking knife' is the blood knife hole master intestine breaking knife.
"Bastard, you still see ......" was revealed by himself, this guy was still motionless, and the fat man was furious. There were several criss-crossing wounds on the face of the Broken Intestine Knife, and the hideous and twisted face looked very terrifying. His expression stiffened, if anyone else saw this. You will know that he is dead. But the fat man who was drunk was so angry that this lewd guy peeked at his little solution that he didn't fully wake up.
"Grandma, you dare to continue to look at the fat man shamelessly, let you know that the fat man is not easy to mess with!" The fat man glared at the gut-breaker fiercely. Then his waist twisted, and the water that flowed out suddenly shifted direction, and all of them greeted the face of the intestine breaker.
"Hey...... hey" smug smile appeared on the fat man's face. This Blood Knife Cave Master is also at the same level as his Flying Fish Island Master, and when he urinated on him, the fat man felt that his vanity was greatly satisfied, and he couldn't help but flutter, and he felt like flying.
However, the smile on the fat man's face soon stiffened, and the small eyeballs bulged out like dead fish eyes. The water flowing from the crotch suddenly became weak, and it ticked down in a straight line.
After a while, the fat man snorted, and quickly turned around and ran away in a degree that did not fit his body, and at the same time a pig-like cry came out of his mouth: "Help...... Life...... Yes...... Child...... Governess...... Come...... ......"
As soon as the word 'has' fell, the fat man had already rushed into the hall.
Quiet, the hall, which was originally more lively than the vegetable market, became quiet when brushed, and the needles could be heard. Some people raised the wine glass in their hands and stiffened into the air, and some people stopped holding the wine jar high, and let the wine jar above tilt down the large piece of wine to wash their faces, and soak their clothes down the line.
"Everyone, run, the old thief is here. I don't know who shouted, but as soon as this person's voice fell, there was a boom, and the crowd scattered and ran away in all directions. Facing Tianshan Tong's grandmother, they really didn't have the courage to face it. Just think about how far you can run, and run as far as you can.
"Call the Divine Monarch ......"
"Lord Shenjun, help...... The old witch is here...... Please, show up and bury the demon......"
"You can't see me, you can't see me. "The fat man was hiding under a table, his fat ass shivering outside.
In the Vulture Palace, there were no longer a few people who were shouting loudly about Zhang Feng, but at this time, Zhang Feng was thinking quietly in the secret room. How could it be heard when the rocks were a few miles away?
Everyone hid in a secret place as much as possible, until about a stick of incense, everyone never saw Grandma Tong come out to kill, and they were puzzled. 'Why didn't she show up?'
There were a few bold people, who were bold enough to walk with catwalks, and walked out cautiously, looking east and west.
"No one?" walked around, and Boss Wu showed no traces, raised his eyebrows, and let out a long breath.
"Brothers, please come out, there is no one at all. Boss Wu said in a long voice. The sound was loud enough for those who were hiding to hear.
Everyone was skeptical and walked out one by one. In the end, it was a false alarm, and when everyone breathed a sigh of relief, a fierce light flashed on their faces, can this joke be made?
A middle-aged man with a fierce appearance, a stout body, and a gray coat, grabbed the fat man's clothes and pulled him out from under the table: "Dead fatty, what about the old thief......? If you don't say why, Lao Tzu will squeeze out all the oil you have. ”
"There really are ...... Grandma Tong is really here......" The fat man cried with a sad face and a sense of fear.
"There's your grandma's pig's head. The middle-aged man was very happy, and he didn't admit it at this time, so he couldn't help but reward the fat man with a few big ear scrapers.
Seeing that the fat man didn't seem to be lying, Wu Lao frowned, stopped the middle-aged man's movements, stared at the fat man and said in a deep voice: "Where are you Tianshan Tong?"
The fat man hurriedly told him about the corpse of the Broken Intestine Knife.
"Have you not seen how miserable the death of the gut-breaking knife was, tell me, apart from the Tianshan Tong Grandma, who else would be so heavy-handed?" the fat man's fat belly trembled, and he whispered. Fortunately, the fat man is about to finish urinating, otherwise how can he get it if he falls down and doesn't move. (To be continued!)
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