472 On-Demand Monkeys
A sermon allowed Bai Xiaosheng to stay on Huaguo Mountain. He not only spoke himself, but also pulled Sun Monkey to speak. It's just that this guy can only do it, and he stutters when he talks about it, and he can't hold back a fart for a long time.
This looks like a clever monkey!
However, Bai Xiaosheng got an unexpected gain. Sun Monkey didn't know how to speak, and when Bai Xiaosheng pulled him out, he didn't want to lose face, so he stammered. But what was he talking about? At first, he wasn't bullshit, and then he simply talked about his own cultivation.
What is it?
This is not an empirical talk, but a practice talk!
This is definitely a big harvest, Bai Xiaosheng didn't expect that Sun Monkey would actually pull out the things he cultivated one by one and say, although it was intermittent and incomplete, it had a great inspiration for Bai Xiaosheng.
It's a pity that the time is too short, otherwise he would really want to retreat and sort out what he has learned.
In the blink of an eye, it's two years of hard work. On this day, everyone ate and drank and fell asleep, and early in the morning, all the monkeys woke up, but the monkeys still did not wake up, which made everyone quite strange. Bai Xiaosheng's heart moved, and he looked at the monkey, but found that the primordial spirit in his body had long since disappeared.
Secretly smiling, he knew that the monkey was making a big fuss in the underworld.
Soon the monkey opened his eyes violently and sat up. The monkeys around shouted, "My lord, how much wine have you eaten, and you won't wake up after sleeping all night?"
Sun Wukong shook his head and said strangely: "It's still a little bit to wake up, I dreamed that two people came here to hook me and take me to the Netherworld. Ticked off all the names and surnames of monkeys in our book of life and death......"
"Not good!" Bai Xiaosheng exclaimed, and Sun Wukong looked at him strangely. "Why is it bad?"
Bai Xiaosheng immediately said: "The king has become a golden immortal, how could he enter the netherworld for no reason? It must have been the bull head and horse face that hooked the king's soul, which made the king go here. It's just that they don't know that the king's cultivation is profound, he broke free, and he made a big fuss in the underworld. This is a curse! This underworld is where the reincarnation of the world is, and if the king disturbs this place, he will be punished by heaven. β
"Hmph! What bullshit Heavenly Court punished heavily, they are coming, Lao Sun beat them into pulp with a stick. Sun Wukong shouted loudly. With a look of dissatisfaction, "Why should we people be subject to the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court, what credit do they have to govern us?"
This monkey doesn't understand anything.
With a wry smile, Bai Xiaosheng stepped forward and grabbed the Monkey King and said, "King, listen to me in detail." β
Sun Wukong vented and said, "Say it." β
Bai Xiaosheng said: "King, brothers, the cycle of life and death is a major event in heaven and earth. Our cultivators are seeking truth and detachment, jumping into the five elements of life and death. A person like the Great King would not enter the land of reincarnation at all. Now in reincarnation, there must be something strange! It would be good if the king asked the reason in detail, but now there is a big trouble in the underworld. Trouble will surely be caused. The king is not afraid, but what about these monkeys and monkey grandchildren?"
Sun Monkey's brows furrowed. He glared at Bai Xiaosheng with an unkind face.
Bai Xiaosheng smiled bitterly, if it weren't for it, he would take advantage of you. I want to remind you, you want to say this when Lao Tzu wants to say this.
"Do not be angry, king. What I'm talking about is just the rules of the operation of heaven and earth. The king forcibly tampered with it, which was not good for him! And when the king made such a fuss, he fell into the eyes of the heavenly court. Do you know why there are so many demon kings in the world?"
Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "Is this strange?"
Bai Xiaosheng said: "Heavenly Court acts on behalf of Heavenly Dao, how many demon kings in heaven and earth are not under jurisdiction, why? First, these demon kings are linked together, their strength is strong, and they are not afraid of Heavenly Court. If the Heavenly Court goes to war, it will definitely cause chaos in the world. Heavenly Court can't do such a thing in order to eradicate these demon kings. Second, it is the will of heaven that the demon king has succeeded in cultivation, and the heavenly court is responsible for the way of heaven, and it cannot be killed at will. Third, there are people behind everyone!"
The first two Monkey Kings understood it, but the third one made him stunned and said blankly: "What do you mean?"
Bai Xiaosheng smiled and said, "Where do these demon kings learn? Although the king didn't say it, the poor road could also guess that there must be a master behind the king. This is also a scruple of Heavenly Court. β
Sun Wukong suddenly couldn't help but think of his six brothers in his mind, who would be behind them?
This monkey is smart, he doesn't know some things, so he can't think of it, but as soon as Bai Xiaosheng talks about it, this monkey's brain is also flexible, and he thinks of a lot at once, but it's just a mess, and he has no clue.
He scratched his head in annoyance and asked, "What do you say this have to do with me making a big fuss in the underworld?"
Bai Xiaosheng explained: "The king said that there is the name of the king in the book of life and death, and it is impossible for the king to cultivate. In this case, there is only one possibility, and that is that someone wrote the life of the king on it. β
"Bah, what bastard is so bold?" said Sun Monkey, furious.
Bai Xiaosheng said: "There is only one person in the world with such qualifications, and that is the Jade Emperor." β
"Jade Emperor Xiao'er, it's really hateful, why did he write the name of Lao Sun in the book of life and death, just because he is the Jade Emperor? β
Sun Monkey's angry temper, that's really a little bit!
Bai Xiaosheng whispered to comfort him, and said: "Don't be annoyed, the Jade Emperor won't do this for nothing, according to me, if he does this, someone must have sued the king." β
Sun Monkey frowned and said, "I've always been in Huaguo Mountain, which bastard can't get along with Lao Sun?"
Bai Xiaosheng smiled quietly, pointed in the direction of the East China Sea, and said, "The king forgot the treasure in his hand and the drape on his body." With the experience of the king, who else can there be besides those four guys?"
Sun Monkey was even more angry, smashed the big stone on the side with a bang, and roared angrily: "What a hypocritical dragon king, he sent Lao Sun weapons in front, and he actually went to Gao Lao Sun on his back feet, which is really not a son of man." β
Bai Xiaosheng rolled his eyes, is that a gift?
"Great King, it's useless to find the Dragon King of the Four Seas now. If the king makes trouble in the underworld, he will definitely be accused of going to heaven, and now it is important to think about what to do. β
Sun Monkey rolled his eyes, and said with a smile on his face: "Brother, my brother doesn't know about these things, look at what my brother said is the way, why don't you talk about it well, give your brother an idea." β
Bai Xiaosheng was speechless and said, "Heavenly Court has two choices, one is to send troops to fight, and the other is to send people to surrender. The king has three choices, one is to confront the heavenly court and start a big war, one is to return to the heavenly court and go to the heavenly court to be an official, and the other is to apologize, admit his mistake and continue to be the demon king. β
Sun Monkey's eyes turned faster, out of three results, which one would he choose?
According to Sun Monkey's later temperament, he definitely wants to be the demon king the most, but now his temperament is probably more inclined to the second type. This can be seen from the fact that as soon as Taibai came, he went to Heavenly Court. After all, a monkey is a person who is curious about new things, and this heavenly court is not exactly what he is curious about?
Bai Xiaosheng also knew these in his heart, and he saw that Sun Monkey didn't speak or speak. He himself knows that he has an idea here in the hope of giving Sun Wukong some favors, so that he will no longer be like a monkey and be played around. However, it is estimated that it is inevitable that the monkeys will make trouble in the Heavenly Palace and be crushed by the Five Elements Mountain. Monkeys are too immature to be pressed, how is it different from other demon kings? Such a monkey cannot become a fighting Buddha.
This is the calculation of the sage, no matter how smart Bai Xiaosheng is, no matter how much he knows the past and the future, he can't change this general trend. Unless, he has the ability to break this qiΔ, the key is that he doesn't have the ability.
Therefore, he chooses to come up with ideas, avoid it if it can be avoided, and just avoid it if it can't be avoided, and don't force it.
Let's just talk about the monkey's first official seal, Bi Ma Wen, this is completely humiliating! You see that the monkey later, as soon as he heard Bi Ma Wen, he became angry, I am afraid that these three sons have already become the shadow of his life.
In the next few days, the monkey kept pulling Bai Xiaosheng to ask questions, and he also roughly told him what he knew, so that the monkey had an impression. He understood that the monkey was not going to say that he had chosen to become an official.
On this day, when the two were talking lively, suddenly the little monkey reported, saying: "King, there is an old man outside, carrying a corner of paperwork, saying that he is an angel sent by heaven, and there is a holy decree to invite you." β
The Monkey King was overjoyed, and said to Bai Xiaosheng on the side: "Brother, you really got what you said, this naΓ―ve really sent someone to recruit Lao Sun as an official." β
Bai Xiaosheng smiled bitterly and said: "Don't worry, don't worry, you must know that there are big and small officials, and the king is not weak, if he becomes a small official, won't it become a joke? β
The Monkey King smiled and nodded, and said loudly, "Quickly invite that old official in." I don't know, he didn't listen to Bai Xiaosheng's words. (To be continued......)