Volume 1: The Wind Comes Wedge: The Legend of the Underworld

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Legend has it that when someone fails to reincarnate, their soul will return to the reincarnation hall of the underworld, waiting for reincarnation.

Whether the legend is true or false is impossible to consider, as for why there is a reincarnation failure, it is difficult to trace the source, anyway, the so-called reincarnation hall looks similar to the new one not long ago.

As for whether it is useful or not, I think there should be, otherwise in this silent hall, how could a translucent soul more than a foot tall suddenly appear.

On closer inspection, the soul was the appearance of a man, with the soles of his feet three inches off the ground, floating quietly in the main hall, and I don't know how long it took before he slowly opened his eyes.

"I, Hu Hansan, are back again!"

"Huh, why should I say again??"

"I'm back, I'm back, why am I back, I'm back!"

?????

"Ahh

"Bastard! I'm back!"

.........

The sound of ghosts crying and howling wolves continued to echo in the empty hall, and it was terrifying to hear.

However, no one will hear it in this empty reincarnation hall, and naturally no one will see the villain splashing and rolling in the main hall, beating his chest and tears.

I don't know how long it took for the villain to regain his composure, and then he got up and swung out of the reincarnation hall, striding away.

......

On the other side, in the Yama Palace, four people were surrounding a square table in a tense "bloody battle".

In the first place is a shirtless middle-aged strong man with a wicked smile, stepping on a stool with one foot, looking like he is gearing up.

If no one could see the official uniform lying alone on the floor behind him, then probably no one would have thought that this was the legendary Yama King!

And sitting on his right hand was a beautiful woman wearing gold-rimmed glasses, dressed in a professional OL suit, leaning on the table with one hand, playing with something bored.

In addition, the two people sitting opposite him and to the left are twin brothers who look like they are nothing more than teenagers, and they are dressed in black and white, which is black and white.

And the bloody battle between the four is naturally mahjong.

There were not many cards left on the table, and it was about to be decided at the critical moment when the winner or loser was decided, and suddenly a little imp who looked like a soldier hurriedly ran into the Yama Hall and knelt down.

"Report ...... Report to your lord! That guy ...... That guy is back!"

Before King Yama, who was drawing cards, could see what cards he had touched, he was so frightened that he slipped off his chair and fell on the table.

Naturally, the wooden table also collapsed under his burly body, and mahjong fell to the ground.

And the beautiful judge beside him also frowned, his face was full of displeasure, and the cards in his hand were crawling with countless cracks.

Seeing this, the little ghost who came in to report could only sigh quietly in his heart, and hurriedly ran up to help our Lord Yama.

King Yama, who stood up, trembled his voice and asked tentatively, "Again...... Are you sure you read that right?"

The imp nodded honestly.

"Yes, my lord! The little one saw him walk out of the reincarnation hall with his own eyes! and then went straight to the direction of Lethe, and it is estimated that he is now in Meng Po's!"

"I ...... I...... I'm going to him, why don't you bring him here?" said King Yama as he shook off the hand that the imp was holding and roared in a depressed voice.

This......

The little ghost was scolded, thinking that your old man didn't know what kind of character that person was, I still need you to say if I can bring it!

Of course, I didn't dare to say this directly, so I could only pretend not to hear it.

King Yama naturally understood that these little ghosts couldn't stop that guy, so he could only look at the beautiful judge on the side with a bitter face and ask for help.

What greeted him was the indifferent expression of the beautiful judge, "It's enough for me to help you deal with the Western Realm Underworld!"

The other meaning of this statement is: "Fuck off! Do it yourself!" without leaving us the slightest affection for Lord Hades.

"What can I do? I'm desperate too!" Hades said with a sad face, "The Western Realm wants to make trouble and let them go to the heavenly one by themselves, why am I going to make such a!"

Then he looked at the two figures that were slowly moving out, and shouted towards the door: "You two stop Lao Tzu!"

And the black and white impermanence brothers who originally wanted to take the opportunity to sneak away naturally didn't want to pretend to be there anymore.

"Hey, hey, boss, I... We ......"

The two brothers smiled awkwardly, and before they could justify, they were grabbed by the king of Yama and walked out of the Yama hall with one in one hand and like two little chickens.

"Let's go to Lethe with Lao Tzu. ”

......

In fact, it is no wonder that everyone reacted this way, it all started with a secret order received by the king of Yama.

One day, King Yama, who was in charge of the underworld, received a secret order to reincarnate a person's soul in another world in a special way.

Although he had doubts, King Yama still did it, but what he never expected was that this person was the Heavenly Evil Lone Star in the Heavenly Evil Lone Star!

From 10 to 100 times, from 1,000 to 10,000 times, no matter how many times he was reincarnated, the reincarnation of that guy didn't live for more than three days from birth, and sometimes he died before he was born.

The mother was suffocated in the womb, froze to death at birth, choked to death from breastfeeding, fell out of bed and fell to death, covered to death in swaddling clothes, poisoned, crushed to death, trampled to death, pricked to death by needles, strangled to death by hair, sunburned, rained, blown by wind...... Even if you cry to death at the first cry in life, you can choke yourself to death when you breathe.........

Countless reincarnations, countless deaths, only what you can't think of, there is no way to die that he hasn't experienced.

Heaven is pitiful, thinking that whether it is the king of Hades or the judge, in terms of knowledge, it is a character who implements the ancient and modern, and he has been refreshed by his miraculous death.

At first, I thought it was a problem that the world was different, so Hades also used several people to conduct experiments, and the results were all safely reincarnated without exception.

Only this great god sent away and came back, reincarnated and continued......

Because the adult asked to preserve the memory of his reincarnation, he remembered his death and experience countless times.

Think about it, how can a person who has experienced death countless times keep trying that kind of despair indefinitely?

So from the beginning, he rushed to reincarnate by himself, then coerced and lured him to reincarnate, and then even forcibly threw himself into reincarnation after being knocked unconscious...... Countless attempts, countless failures.

Until now, he has even begged him to be reincarnated, in the words of the uncle: "I think the underworld is very good, the people are outstanding, and I don't worry about being reincarnated, let me eat in the underworld and wait for death!"

Look, look, this is what a serious ghost can say?

And because of a lot of contacts, that guy also became familiar with the underworld, and knew that King Yama was not good for him, so his rogue nature was exposed and lawless.

The entire underworld was treated as his own home, and when he had nothing to do, he went to hell to watch the light, added some ingredients to Meng Po's soup, and secretly followed the daily life of the beautiful judge.

The two brothers of black and white impermanence hooked their souls in the human world, and he was able to celebrate with a whole bunch of fireworks outside the ghost gate, and he almost didn't scare those souls away.

After death, the soul is weak, and the incense, candles, paper money and the like burned by the human world during the New Year festival can help the soul to gather and reincarnate, so that the soul can accumulate enough energy to reincarnate.

I don't know how long this big brother has been here, and there is no one who will remember him before his death, so what if he doesn't have the soul power to reincarnate?

At first, Hades caught a few evil ghosts for him to fill, but there are so many evil ghosts in the underworld, so this big brother used his business acumen.

ran to the Nai He Bridge and sat down, collecting "protection money" from people one by one, in the name of helping people to cast a good baby.

In fact, he took the opportunity to collect a little soul power from others, of course, he also knew that he could grasp the scale, and the part he collected would not affect the soul reincarnation.

But he can't bear to accumulate a lot, and this is why Qiao has countless souls to be reincarnated every day, so naturally he will no longer lack soul power.

So the king of Yama, who was afraid of using evil ghosts to fill in the trouble, turned a blind eye, not to mention that there was a Meng Po who was in trouble with him.

At first, the relationship between the two was not good, Meng Po was born young and beautiful, with excellent demeanor, gentle and interesting, and the judge was called the peerless double pride of the Eastern Realm Prefecture, the judge was as cold as ice, but Meng Po's character was more favored in comparison.

Originally, someone was honest at first, but since he found out that his reincarnation failed, he began to be unscrupulous.

Every day, while collecting protection money on the bridge, various means show love and tease Meng Po, which is annoying.

The overwhelmed Meng Po finally chose to give up her post and go to reincarnation just to avoid him, and Lord Yama also agreed.

However, there was really no one who could be qualified to guard Lethe, so Hades played a cautious trick.

After using Meng Po soup to erase Meng Po's memory, he did not let him reincarnate, but arranged a job, renamed him, and let the "Meng Po" who had lost his memory return to Lechuan and took up the position of "Meng Po".

Then when Meng Po couldn't stand the harassment of that guy again and wanted to reincarnate for liberation, he continued to use the same means to make Meng Po return to Lethe.

Back and forth a few times, it was nothing, but someone knew what was going on, so he secretly found an opportunity to share his memories with Meng Po, who came back.

In this way, it really went through the gang, and after knowing the truth, Meng Po was furious, and the underworld was almost overturned.

And because Meng Po shared the memory of that guy, she naturally understood whether that guy's liking for him was true or false, and she accepted him after being moved.

Since then, there is no conscientious Meng Po on the edge of Lechuan, only Meng Po who is blinded by love and helps to abuse.

Even if Lord Yama can't stand it, whoever lets that guy just can't send it away, and he will come back no matter how many times he is reincarnated!

So the days of chickens flying and dogs jumping in the dungeon continued, coupled with the strong soul power, the general evil ghost was his opponent, so "that guy" has also become the existence of the dungeon to talk about.

It's not that he hasn't done good deeds, because it's so boring, he secretly went down to the eighteen layers of hell and walked one by one.

I don't know what he did, so far the eighteen layers of hell have ushered in unprecedented peace, and the evil spirits in hell have all changed their past wrongs, and they are bent on good, just begging him not to go down.

And as soon as the news that he was still alive after a month of reincarnation, the underworld was simply singing and dancing, and all the ghosts were jubilant, and he was finally sent away!

Who would have thought that it had only been a month and a half, and before the joy was over, people were back!

......

Lethe River Nai Ho Bridge is a place where souls must be reincarnated, and countless souls have to pass through this place every day.

Then he handed a bowl of soup by Meng Po at the bridge, forgetting everything in his previous life, but that was before.

Now Meng Po is very busy, as for how busy she is, what are you busy with? Everyone in the underground government knows that Meng Po is busy rubbing her lover's shoulders and beating her legs.

Therefore, the scene that King Yama and his party saw after coming to the Nai He Bridge made everyone full of black lines.

However, the bridge is very wide, and at some point someone has set up a layer of checkpoints at the head of the bridge, and many passages have been built.

In front of each passage, there was a long procession, and the souls who went to reincarnation all moved forward in an orderly manner, drank a bowl of Meng Po soup that would automatically refill, and then stretched out their hands to put it in front of the passage.

At this time, the passage will naturally open, allowing it to pass through and walk up to the Nai Ho Bridge, but it will also take away a trace of the soul power of the people who pass by.

As for the operation of automatic refill...... It's also a credit to someone.

And not far from the level, there is a small pavilion.

In addition to a table in the pavilion, there is a soft couch, there are pastries and fruits on the table, and there are warm jade beauties on the couch.

The beauty is peeling a fruit in her hands, and a man with Erlang's legs is lying on her lap.

Seeing that he has returned to the size of a normal person, and his body is no longer transparent, I want to come to the beauty to serve very carefully, and the soul power uploaded from the level is also very useful.

The arrival of the Hades caused a lot of restlessness, but no one dared to look into the pavilion, after all, the notoriety of those two people...... So after the restlessness, everyone was honestly waiting in line to be reincarnated.

The two on the couch naturally knew, but they both pretended not to see it.

It wasn't until the king of Hades came to the pavilion angrily that the man lying on Meng Po's lap slowly opened his eyes, grinned at the corners of his mouth, and looked at the person who came.

"Yo! Come on, sit casually, it's all your own people!"

The cheekiness of a man can be called the three uniques in the underworld with the beauty of Meng Po and the judge, which is unparalleled in the world, so no one is surprised by the host's general attitude of greeting guests.

I saw that the king of Yama suddenly jumped to the front of the collapse, his forehead was bulging, his legs were slightly bent, his eyes narrowed, his hands were clenched into fists, and he fell like a dragon.

And then...... There was no imaginary thrilling, only a pair of fists gently pounded into the man's thigh.

"Brother, how is this strength?

"Well, you're good at it!" the man commented as he looked at the muscular man with a flattering face.

Meng Po looked at King Yama with an idiot look, black and white impermanence had already slipped to the side of the Nai He Bridge to guide the reincarnation of the Yin Spirit, and even the iceberg beauty judge was too vain, with her back to the pavilion, as if telling everyone: "I don't know those guys in the pavilion!"

"I've been there for a while this time, are you tired?"

King Yama didn't care about the ridicule in the other party's words, his hands changed from fists to claws, and he gently pinched the other's thighs while asking questions.

"Yes, yes, that's it, the strength is more important!" the man said indifferently while commanding Hades, "There is nothing to say. ”

"This time I was reincarnated in a country, it seems to be a prince, and then some people are afraid that I will inherit the throne in the future, so they want to poison me. ”

"The medicine is still fierce, but unfortunately, before the poison can be given to me, the person who poisoned it accidentally got a little bit when he dismantled the medicine himself, and when he dipped his saliva, he also tasted the poison on his finger and poisoned himself to death. Before I could laugh, I was taken away by a big bird, and then I couldn't die, and the poison fell into the water supply canal of the imperial city halfway, and then it was embarrassing, and the whole city was poisoned!"

"Poof!" Hearing the man's description, Meng Po couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, and her shoulders trembled slightly.

While enjoying the soft embrace of the warm jade, the man continued: "Then the big bird took me to the forest, and was originally going to feed me to its children, but when he put me down, he accidentally crushed one of its own young birds to death, so when the other bird saw it, he fought with it!"

"Later, the two birds fought in the dark, and they fought every day, and when they met, they didn't have the energy to care about me. Who knew that the corpse of the crushed bird rotted and caused the plague, and within a few days the animals in the whole forest died, and then the villagers outside the forest set fire to the whole forest in order to prevent the plague from spreading, and I also burned the fire to death!"

"That's a ...... It's really ......" Hades sweated wildly when he heard this, "It's really..."

"I thought it was really a cancer, and it didn't end well if it had anything to do with you!"

"Then you ......" Hades was already ready to open up in his heart, ready to continue to be the same as before, and coaxed him to reincarnate without face and skin, but suddenly.

Time seemed to have stopped, everything was silent, Meng Po's hand was handing the fruit, the man's mouth on his lap was still open, everyone suddenly stopped, and even the water of the Lechuan River in the distance stopped flowing.

"It seems that you, Hades, have done it!"

The crisp sound sounded, and there is no sound in the world that can compare with it, because this is the voice of heaven and earth, because there is only a white piece between heaven and earth.

Hades's burly body kept trembling, and the beads of sweat on his forehead kept falling, and then a few seconds after the voice appeared, he could no longer suppress his emotions, covered his face with his hands, and cried loudly like a child.

"I ...... Whining...... Woo........."

No one could see Hades' grief and suffering, and no one could hear such a terrible cry.

Maybe it's because Hades' tears are a little dirty, or maybe Hades' shoulders are too hard and uncomfortable to sit on, so the little feet hanging on Hades' chest are a little annoying, so they keep their little hands on Hades' head.

"Sure enough, there is still some trouble outside the rules!" said the little girl sitting on Hades' shoulder, her blue eyes looking at the man on the soft couch.

Hades didn't dare to look up, but he could tell from the white dress that floated off his shoulders that he was a little displeased.

At the same time, Meng Po in the pavilion and the judge outside the pavilion also moved, and the female judge's movements were smaller and lighter than Meng Po, because she didn't need to be like Meng Po, who had to get up and put down the fruit in her hand before kneeling.

Without words, without permission, no one can hold their heads up.

"It seems that I still want to come in person!" The white dress on Hades' shoulders floated up, and the man on the soft couch was still lying down.

Until a small snow-white hand slapped his face, he dissipated like a wisp of green smoke.

Meng Po and the judge, who were kneeling on the ground, were not praised for waking up from this silent world, and even Meng Po's trembling body seemed to be remorseful and fearful.

If I could, I would rather never wake up and never see such a heart-rending scene.

But what ifs are there in the world, so when the white dress floated in front of her, a few tears fell on the ground in front of Meng Po.

"Reluctantly, then you can go too!"

Hades didn't dare to cry for a long time, so this was still the only voice between heaven and earth, and when the voice fell, Meng Po disappeared with it.

There is never daylight in the underworld, and if there is, then the whole underworld must be kneeling, and all the souls must have their heads bowed.

Because you will kneel until it is dark, and kneel until the whiteness of the sky will dissipate.

I don't know how long it took, the underworld had already returned to the night, the king of Hades and the judge stood in the pavilion, looking at the dim sky, black and white impermanence continued to direct the reincarnated soul to pass through the Nai He Bridge, and the underworld no longer had a kneeling soul.

"This time...... I don't think I'll be coming back!" Hades said, somewhat uncertainly.

"It should be!"

The beautiful judge, who was still like an iceberg, answered, and the jade hand stretched out in front of the king of Hades, and said disdainfully: "Shouldn't you give money?"

"Huh?" Hades was stunned.

"Don't think that you can get over by pretending to fall, the last card you touched is a cannon card, right?

"Uh......" King Yama didn't finish his sentence, but suddenly looked behind the judge with a look of disbelief.

"Meng Po, you ......"

Seeing this, the judge turned around, and his back was empty, so what kind of Meng Po, and then look at our Lord Yama, who has already disappeared.

"Can you run?"

The female judge was not in a hurry to chase after her, and lifted her neckline, and then a pen and a thick notebook appeared in her hand.

"For the 178,539th time, "she" came and personally descended to the underworld and sent him into samsara......! He shouldn't be coming back!"

......

The river of Lethe River is still rushing to an unknown place, I don't know if anyone will remember in the future, there was once a Meng Po by the Nai He Bridge.

I don't know if anyone will ever hear the legend about the "Hall of Reincarnation" and that person, and I don't know if anyone other than the king of Hades and the judge will hear that there is a person who has been reincarnated countless times in that deserted hall.

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