Fourth, Luoshui
Just jumped down like a rock.
It's a long story, but it's just a blink of an eye, like the distance between life and death.
Not everyone thought that he was really a suicide, there were many legends of swordsmen and even sword immortals in Chaoyun Tower, and many people present originally thought that person was Murong Gongzi, thinking that it was another joke. It's not the first time, it's not a joke, this time it's not dusty or clothes, and it's clearly a boulder rather than a feather falling from the upper floor. Falling rapidly, the momentum is vicious, falling at such a height and at such a speed will definitely break tendons and fractures, not to mention that he chose the most painful way to die-
Big head down!
The exclamation was aroused, and everyone quickly avoided it, and at that moment, people's reactions were very fast, and a perfect circle appeared at the point of the fall. Then there was a soft sound of "flutter", and the big head of the object fell down in the center of the circle, and the crowd stirred and spread, and a layer of waves was stirred. Strangely, there seemed to be a time lag, and the man seemed to bounce upwards in mid-air, making an unconventional freefall in defiance of gravity.
It's like an illusion.
The Jun Tian Sword is too heavy, it is equivalent to jumping into the river with a stone, in the final analysis, the great swordsman Fang is not sure.
Flexibility is the only key to victory, and in the case of a vacuum under the skirt, it is a wise choice to go head-down.
The man is gone.
Another hole appeared in the center of the circle, like a hole made by a mouse, and it was inconspicuous.
Those who are far away from the periphery are not seen, and those who are not good at the distance do not see clearly. The man disappeared without explanation.
It seems to be. Got into the hole.
That's a bit of a weirdness. It's terrifying, and there's a sense of being haunted.
Everyone hurriedly leaned over to look at the hole, and in the blink of an eye, the tide flooded the circle again: "Hey-"
Anyone?
It seems that there are no people, and there are no rats, so if there are rats, they should make a "squeak" sound to indicate that there is.
What the hell, is it out of time? Is the space also out of order?
Is this the legendary flow through time and space?
Legend has it that when time and space are thrown together, it is the time when civilization is destroyed and the world is apocalypse. That is, the mass extinction of species, there is no fur left, including fossils, and life will be allowed to appear on Earth again after 10 billion years. In this way, human beings have to go through a painful and long process of evolving from single-celled organisms. It will take 15 billion years for humans to reach a consensus that humans will become monkeys after the monkey has no choice but to become human.
It's a dark time.
Everyone present was terrified. Looking at the small hole with horrified eyes, some people fell to the ground and wept bitterly, some people prayed to the sky, many children were frightened and cried, and some elderly people were directly frightened and fainted. Of course, there are also some people who believe that my order is up to me, and I can't help it, and they scold it on the spot, hating the corrupt atmosphere and the ignorance of the world. The scene is relatively chaotic, some lawbreakers took advantage of the chaos and began to stretch out their evil black hands, the crowd from time to time came out of the angry roar and the sound of sobbing mouths, and there were big girls and little daughters-in-law began to scream, not to mention that breaking the fortune to avoid disasters and suffering losses is to take advantage, such a scene is most prone to stampede accidents, it will kill people.
There is great power in numbers, and there is no greater danger.
This is all the fault of Daoist Fang, you just have to jump off the building, do you have to be in the limelight?
You have to blindly follow the trend and catch up with the trend!
Anyone?
Come, go, this hole is the hole that leads to another world, just like the hole above.
Daoist Fang, he didn't dare to let him harm people, but it was exactly what Daoist Fang was good at.
"Someone! someone!" Just when everyone reached a consensus, the culprit Fang Daoist finally appeared again: "It's him!
The morning clouds and twilight rain were in the north, and the Jinling River was in the south, and Daoist Fang suddenly appeared on the railing somewhere on the embankment.
It's him, it's still like that.
A sword, a skirt, nothing left, and the appearance of independence in the world.
Obviously, after jumping off the building, this is about to jump into the river again.
Daoist Fang had already thought of this.
Today is still a bath, and the water must not be less, otherwise it will not be able to wash away Boss Fang's body that has been polluted by wine-colored wealth, and completely cleanse his soul that is about to stink when it is gradually decaying. Undoubtedly, the Jinling River is an excellent choice, the water is clear and clean, pure and pure, better than the son's special and better than the benevolent heroic, so today this bath Taoist priest must be washed. Also, mainly, Daoist Fang wants to use this to practice a magical exercise called the Void Spiritual Skill, and by the way, to verify the pseudo-scientific proposition of whether people can breathe with their skin, it is exactly one stone, so why not do it?
First of all, I want to explain that Boss Fang's water nature is very good, second only to the Huba Cilen brothers.
"Oh yes! This is not Fang Xiaohou Ye!" said that Fang Boss is now a small celebrity in the capital, at this time, some onlookers have already recognized Fang Daoist, and they have stepped forward bravely, expressing extra concern and extreme incomprehension: "Little Hou Ye, you can't be like this! Little Hou Ye, what kind of thing are you doing this old man! Xiao Hou Ye, you have to think about opening a little! Xiao Hou Ye, are you swollen! Xiao Hou Ye, you are still young, you must cherish life and stay away from that ......."
"Plop!" "Don't talk nonsense, I have made up my mind, driven by the domineering power of half-life wine to just the yang, just above the thousands of noises of frogs and wild ducks, and in the atmosphere of countless people who are half excited and half fanatical, like cheers and cheers, but seeing that the little marquis suddenly looked back, he smiled, and flew into the river: "Boom!" The audience was boiling at once, and they couldn't control their emotions on the spot, and once again couldn't help screaming loudly and applauding! Because Fang Xiaohouye's jump was not only high and far, but also used the posture of facing down with his head down, that is, planting onions, he plunged straight into the river with the standard movements like a high platform diver, and when he entered the water, he perfectly suppressed the splash with one palm: "Wow! Beautiful! One hundred and twenty points!"
This is not very much, in fact, Fang Xiaohou Ye will also roll back and forth in the air and turn 860 degrees. It could have been done better.
Suddenly. And the man was gone. Circles followed by ripples, which also disappeared one by one.
High, really high!
You can see water at a glance, and you are proficient in this way, which must be another joke, and indeed no one takes it seriously. Here at night, there will be people jumping into the river, which will be more than 20 times denser than jumping off buildings, and the frequency is high. There are a lot of them, so the people in the capital are not surprised. Most of them are because of money, because they don't have money, or because of women, or men, and most of them because of drinking, and after drinking, they go crazy. There are also a very few who don't do anything, play performance art, and when they jump, they are even more exaggerated than the Taoist priests, happily bare once naked and then happily swim naked. After the joy is over, he will come up naked and happily expose it again, in order to fully reflect the value of life.
There was one time on the night of the year before the big one. That winter was unusually cold, causing a thick layer of ice to form on the Jinling River for the first time in history. After that night, the phenomenon of jumping into the river on both sides of the Jinling River has subsided. But now there is a trend of upward movement. People tend to forget, whether it is tragedy or comedy, it is usually some fictional characters or deified stories that remain for a long time, which is reality. This is a helpless reality, perhaps precisely because everyone has to live in reality, so deep down there is always a need for some deified characters and fictional stories.
We don't advocate a cult of personality, but if we have to do it, then we can worship Daoist Fang a little.
Daoist Fang is the true master of performance art, and this is the time to witness the miracle.
Five minutes passed.
At that time, there were people on the banks of the river, on the other side of the river, there were boats in the river, there were lights in all directions, and the visibility was still good.
Ten minutes passed.
At that time, everyone was waiting for Fang Xiaohou Ye to show his head, surface, and then praise his breath-holding kung fu, which had already broken the world record.
Fifteen minutes passed.
At this time, there is only one possibility, the person drowned, drowned!
Half an hour passed.
A drowned person will sink to the bottom of the water, and it will take some time to rise to the surface, at least two or three days, or at most seven or eight days, depending on the degree of swelling of the body and the amount of putrefactive gas produced in the body. There is no harm in knowing more common-sense questions, and it is also necessary to popularize science here, because men have big breasts and small buttocks and the center of gravity is more forward, so the male corpse floats up and generally lies on the water, while women regardless of their big breasts and small breasts are relatively large buttocks, resulting in a more backward center of gravity, so they generally float up in a supine position.
It's been half an hour.
Of course, there is going to be a human life, and human life is bigger than the sky, and no one can stay calm anymore at this time. The consequences were serious, the emotions were very excited, and no one present cared about studying common sense questions and popularizing scientific knowledge, and before half an hour had passed, seventeen or eighteen young men had jumped into the river back and forth, ready to rescue the master. Or salvage Fang Xiaohouye. The onlookers were also anxious, anxious, anxious, and anxious, some of them waved their flags and shouted, some of them held lights, some of them searched around, some of them ran to tell each other, and everyone was anxiously and closely following the progress of the situation, and everyone was pinched in a cold sweat in their palms.
Daoist Fang, lost contact.
An hour passed, and there were people on the shore, on the boat, in the trees, in the river.
A sudden mass event may not lead to catastrophic consequences, but it will inevitably cause a massive sensation in a short period of time, with many versions of speculation, inference, opinions, and conclusions. When the girls and guests in the building came out to watch the excitement together, when hundreds of people flocked to inquire about each other and actively participated, Fang Xiaohou had been missing for a full hour and a half. The more people there are, the greater the strength, the coexistence of courage and wisdom, and some smart people have long thought that the river is flowing, and the body of Fang Xiaohou should have been washed downstream.
This big river, but there are some to find!
In the end, the incident has evolved from a search and rescue operation to a national sports meeting, accompanied by chickens and dogs, ducks dancing, blowing and beating, like a carnival. It is precisely because there are many people who talk about it, and it is inevitable to spread false rumors, and the news that a pleasure boat capsized and a boat full of gold and silver, including a rare treasure, fell into the river made other people rush to jump into the river to participate in the treasure hunt, so that the rescue action self-rescue and mutual rescue action were launched at the same time. There is also a chiseled remark that the fish leaps over the dragon gate to drink the holy water and live for an extra year, prompting a large-scale act of taking water and drinking water for filling, which casts a layer of mystery on this supernatural event. Needless to say, all kinds of noise and noise in the world, but in any case-
I want to see people when I live, and I want to see corpses when I die, but I don't see Daoist Fang. (To be continued......)