Chapter 1 Pork Head
The words of "Picking Mulberries" say: A man with a fat stomach and a bear brain, an iron arm and a fist. Climb to the sky and fly all the way to the smoke. Silver light inherits the shadow of the demon subjugation, laughing at the top of the mountain. It has been passed down through the ages, and the sword is a fat immortal at the end of the world.
The sun hung in the sky like a big ball of fire, spitting hot tongues of fire, and the clouds seemed to be roasted, and disappeared without a trace. The fish in the hot river are deep in the water, the birds are hiding in the mountains and forests, and the puppies that used to be lively and jumping around only stretch out their tongues and lie lazily in the corridor, panting.
Lianyun City is one of the four ancient cities of the Tianhua Empire, in the west of Lianyun City, there is a winding and undulating mountain range, this mountain, is the famous Tianhua Cangyun Mountain. Between the mountains lined with Naqi peaks, there is a magnificent village. The mountain gate is opened at the foot of Cangyun Mountain, and on the gate that stands tall and tall, write four vigorous and powerful characters "Xianjian Villa".
A hundred years ago, the Demon Dao was rampant and wanted to annex Wulin. Twenty years ago, decent people in the martial arts, unwilling to let the Demon Dao wreak havoc on the martial arts, united and had a big fight with the Demon Dao. This time, decency poured out of the nest and worked together to severely damage the Demon Dao. After the defeat of the people in the Demon Dao, they retreated to the Western Regions. In recent years, there have been no major battles, except for some small frictions between some demons who have come out and are decent people. In the battle between good and evil twenty years ago, the most courageous ones who killed the enemy were "Three Gates, Two Valleys and One Mountain Villa". These three gates are: Jinguang Gate, Jade Girl Gate, and Baicao Gate; the two valleys are: Fulong Valley and Luofeng Valley; this mountain villa is the fairy sword villa in front of you.
Twenty years ago, the owner of Xianjian Villa, You Ao, held the Chengying Sword, led four junior disciples, and killed countless enemies in the battle with the Demon Dao. The people in the devil's way were frightened when they heard it, thus establishing the name of the first village in the world. Fulong Valley and Luofeng Valley, which are ranked lower, will not be able to hide after the duel with the Demon Dao, and few disciples of the sect will walk on the rivers and lakes.
The name of Xianjian Villa is loud, and the martial arts are even more unbeatable. Many princes, nobles, businessmen, and wealthy people have tried every possible means to send their children to Xianjian Villa. This time, in order to be able to learn a one-and-a-half-way self-defense. Second, if there is something at home in the future, the Fairy Sword Villa, which has a master-apprentice relationship, cannot sit idly by.
"Chubby, go and clean up the study. If Master sees the dust on the bookshelf, you won't want to eat the pig's head meat this month!" In the west garden of Xianjian Villa, a shrill man shouted.
"Got it!"
A boy's voice answered, and as soon as he finished speaking, he saw a chubby boy come out of a side room. I saw that the boy was about eighteen or nine years old, about 1.75 meters, wearing a half-new Tsing Yi shirt, big round eyes, and occasionally a flash of fine light. Although this boy is not very old, he has a big belly, and after a rough look, it is estimated that he is about 200 pounds. As he walked, it was as if the ground was trembling.
Xiaopang, whose original name was Zhu Jun, thought it was when his parents named him, I hope he looks handsome. Xiaopang has really failed his father's hard work over the years. It grows fat and fat, and there is no shadow of the jade tree in the wind. Everyone felt that this little fat man could not be allowed to insult the word "Jun", and unanimously agreed to replace the word "Jun" with "Little Fat". As a result, Zhu Jun has been called "Zhu Xiaopang" by everyone since then.
Zhu Xiaopang was originally from a small mountain village in Lianyun City, but eight years ago, a major flood caused him to lose his home and relatives. Qiao Huacheng, one of the four protectors of Xianjian Villa, happened to pass by here and saw a boy about ten years old who looked like a tiger, crying hungry there. Qiao Huacheng was moved by compassion, so he took Zhu Xiaopang to Lianyun Villa and became a miscellaneous servant. In the past eight years, this little boy has grown into a teenager with a fat brain.
Qiao Huacheng lives in the West Garden of Xianjian Villa, ranking fourth among the senior brothers, and his skills have reached the seven-star realm.
The people who cultivate immortals are divided into nine realms, namely: Wuji, Liangyi, Sancai, Sixiang, Wuxing, Liuhe, Seven Stars, Bagua, and Nine Palaces.
Among the decent immortal cultivators, there are very few who have reached the seven-star realm. Those who have reached the realm of gossip, it is known that there are only the six big masters of these three gates, two valleys and one mountain villa. As for whether there are other masters with hidden strength, it is unknown. In the past hundred years, I haven't heard of anyone who can reach the realm of the Nine Palaces.
Qiao Protector accepted a total of twelve apprentices, including his own only pearl in the palm of his hand, Qiao Ruyan. At the beginning, Qiao Protector also wanted to accept Zhu Xiaopang as a disciple. After a period of time, I found that Zhu Xiaopang couldn't do anything except eat more prominently. Beginner**, after half a year of study, it's still a mess. Disappointed, Protector Qiao asked him to be a handyman in Xiyuan. Xiaopang has been doing this for eight years. In the past eight years, I have watched Qiao Protector teach twelve apprentices to practice martial arts every day, and the envious little fat man's saliva has flowed down, running to Qiao Protector, kneeling and begging Qiao Protector to teach him too, Qiao Protector always shirks his mediocre qualifications and is not suitable for martial arts, telling him to do chores and errands in a down-to-earth manner, don't think nonsense. The angry Zhu Xiaopang wanted to strike down the mountain several times, but he was reluctant to make pork head meat made by his mother. In the end, the appetite overcame the ideal, and I had to accept my fate.
The study is not large, but there are five large bookshelves, each of which is divided into eight levels. Combined, these books are estimated to be more than a thousand. These books are all kinds of books. In addition to Qiao Protector and his wife, Qiao Ruyan occasionally came to read books. The other disciples all thought that reading books was learned by ordinary scholars. If you have time to read a book, you might as well sit there and practice kung fu. This study has become a paradise for little fat people. Everyone often sees a little fat man, holding a book in his hand and a feather duster next to him, sitting in the sun at the door of the study, reading with relish. Seeing this, everyone only snickered secretly.
Zhu Xiaopang took a feather duster and wiped the dust on the books seriously, he was busy for a while, and his head was sweating.
"Chubby, look what I've brought with you. A crisp female voice sounded behind her, no need to look back, Xiaopang also knew that it was the one who came, except for Mrs. Qiao, the best sister Qiao Ruyan to him.
Xiaopang looked back and saw Qiao Ruyan wearing a scarlet cloud goose thin single coat, covered with a layer of slate blue butterfly crescent-colored tulle, the wide hem of the coat was rusted with pink patterns, and a small lock of black and dense green silk was left between the eyebrows, and the rest hung down on the neck. There was a dark red dot emerald inlaid gold hairpin on his head, and with the light movement of the lotus step, there was a dingdong sound. Qiao Ruyan was carrying a bamboo basket in her hand, and the bamboo basket was covered with a white cloth on top of the contents. People are still at the door, and they can already smell the tempting fragrance inside the bamboo basket.
"Pig's head meat!" Zhu Xiaopang was overjoyed, shouted, dropped the feather duster in his hand, ran to Qiao Ruyan in a few steps, impatiently took the bamboo basket from her hand, stretched out his hand to open the white cloth, and sure enough, it was his favorite pig's head meat.
Qiao Ruyan saw Zhu Xiaopang's anxious appearance, and said angrily: "What's the hurry? No one will grab it from you, put it on the table and eat it slowly." ”
Zhu Xiaopang smirked twice, carried the basket, walked to the only table in the study, put down the bamboo basket, and took out a plate from it, which was cut into large pieces of pig's head meat and a pair of chopsticks. Zhu Xiaopang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, picked up chopsticks, picked up a large piece of pig's head meat, and threw it into his mouth. Before he could chew it, he picked up another piece and threw it into his mouth. The cheeks bulged, and as soon as he raised his head, he swallowed the meat before he chewed it. The little fat man picked up his chopsticks, like a whirlwind of clouds, and a large plate of pig's head meat went down halfway, and he praised it while eating.
"Chubby, eat slowly, be careful not to choke on you. Qiao Ruyan kindly reminded beside her.
"Sister Ruyan, don't worry. That's what I'm chubby, and I never choke when I eat. Zhu Xiaopang's mouth was stuffed with pig's head meat, and he said a little vaguely.
When Qiao Ruyan heard this, she could only look at Zhu Xiaopang helplessly. Qiao Ruyan is one year older than Zhu Xiaopang, and in the whole Xiyuan, her favorite thing is to play with this chubby, hard-working and smiling brother all day long. In private, Qiao Ruyan also begged her father to accept Zhu Xiaopang as a disciple, and Qiao Protector reluctantly told Qiao Ruyan: "Zhu Xiaopang is not the material for cultivating immortals. If he is allowed to cultivate immortals, he will definitely get twice the result with half the effort, and in the end he will achieve nothing. It's better to let him learn some things about mortals in the world, and even if he is not in the Fairy Sword Villa in the future, he won't be hungry. Qiao Ruyan saw her father say this, so she had no choice but to give up.
After a while, Zhu Xiaopang ate the pig's head meat in the fat man. There are still a few minced meat on the plate, the little fat man put down the chopsticks in his hand, picked up the fat man with both hands, brought it to his mouth, rolled his big tongue, and added the minced meat on the plate clean, and sent it back without brushing. Seeing that there was really nothing in the plate, Zhu Xiaopang reluctantly put the plate on the table.
Qiao Ruyan saw Zhu Xiaopang's greed like a starving ghost, she snorted and laughed, and said, "Little Fatty, are you so greedy every time you eat pig's head meat? ”
Zhu Xiaopang glanced at the empty plate with intent, Tian Tian lips, and said, "No way, I just like to eat pig's head meat, especially the pig's head meat made by your mother." ”
As soon as the little fat man finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, frowned, and asked puzzledly: "Sister Ruyan, it's not the end of the month, why did your mother suddenly remember to make pig's head meat?"
Qiao Ruyan covered her mouth and laughed out of character, this smile, the smile was trembling, and she couldn't straighten her waist.
"Sister Ruyan, what are you laughing at?" was laughed at by Ruyan, and Zhu Xiaopang was even more confused.
After a while, Qiao Ruyan stopped laughing, tapped Zhu Xiaopang's head with his hand, and said, "Xiaopang, you know how to eat, and you have even forgotten that tomorrow is the annual Wuyuan Sword Debate?"