Chapter 43 Only ridiculous, infatuated (3) Blocking the enemy
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The East was undefeated and whipped his mount, and the horse was foaming at the mouth, already dying. Duan Yu said: "If the black rose of the wood girl is not injured, we will ride on it, and we will not be afraid of this wicked man's pursuit." ”
Dongfang Undefeated said: "Then you still need to say, hey, why am I so stupid?" Dongfang Undefeated suddenly remembered that day on the edge of the cliff, taking advantage of Duan Yu's absence, he "did not violate his promise" to repel Mu Wanqing's enemy, and now he "repeats his old tricks", why not?
And as soon as Duan Yu heard the fairy sister say that she was stupid, he thought that he had upset her again, and hurriedly shouted: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I said the wrong thing again, you are not stupid, I ...... I'm stupid, don't be angry, don't be angry!"
Dongfang was undefeated and ignored him, jumped off the horse, slapped the horse's buttocks with his backhand in mid-air, and shouted: "Go!" The horse was in pain, and galloped wildly.
Duan Yu saw that the fairy sister was leaving him, thinking that he was really angry with her, and he was so uneasy in his heart, but he couldn't stop the horse, so he had to turn around and shout: "Sister fairy, I was wrong, don't leave me!"
Dongfang Undefeated heard his shout, so he replied without looking back: "I'm not angry with you, you go first, I'll arrive later!"
Dongfang Undefeated flew directly from the horse into the field next to the road, saw the trajectory of the crane in the clouds, and performed the light skill "floating light", only to see the white shadow flash, and then stopped in front of the crane in the clouds.
Yun Zhonghe was slightly stunned when he saw this, and immediately flashed towards the left side of Dongfang Undefeated, but unfortunately a white shadow flashed in front of him, it turned out that Dongfang Undefeated used the "Ling Bo Weibu", stepped out with his right foot, stepped on the "Zhongfu", and immediately turned "Jiji", and blocked his way.
Yun Zhonghe hurriedly shook to her right, intending to bypass her, but this time Dongfang was undefeated and stepped on the "Tai" position with his left foot, turned around, stepped on the "Gu" position with his right foot, and came first, rushing in front of him to the position he wanted to break through.
In desperation, Yun Zhonghe had no choice but to raise his steel claw with his right hand and attack towards the undefeated face gate in the east, shouting in his mouth: "Little white face, get out of the way of Lao Tzu!"
Dongfang was undefeated but calmly pulled a section of rape stalks from the side, first used "turning stalks into swords" to inject his true qi into the rape stalks, and then saw the flaws in his moves, and made a "broken whip" in the "Dugu Nine Swords" poke towards the back of the steel claw.
This rape stalk, which is about to be broken on weekdays, has become a magic weapon in the hands of Dongfang Undefeated.
As soon as the rape flower of the stalk touched the back of the claw, the crane in the cloud immediately felt the tiger's mouth violently, and the pain was unbearable, and the claw handle was slightly loosened, and the claw flew out more than ten zhang away, and was suddenly hidden in the waist-high rape flower sea.
In addition to being stunned, Yun Zhonghe hurriedly handed out the steel claw on his left hand and took the undefeated lower abdomen of Dongfang.
When the tip of the claw was still a foot away from the clothes in Dongfang Undefeated's abdomen, the rape stalk in her right hand struck horizontally, and pressed straight down, only to hear the sound of "dang long", and the steel claw was firmly inserted into the ground, until it reached the handle.
Seeing this, the crane in the cloud thought that he had no chance of winning, so he wanted to turn around and run away. But as soon as he turned around, he found that the man in white was already standing three feet in front of him.
In the face of such a strong opponent, the crane in the cloud could only use his trick in light skills - "soaring into the sky", instantly turning into a green shadow, and jumping straight into the sky more than five zhang high with a "whoosh".
If he used this trick in front of anyone else in the world, the crane in the cloud could escape, but it was a pity that he met the undefeated East!
Dongfang Undefeated saw that the crane in the clouds used such a trick, and immediately praised: "What a light skill!" At the same time, he used the "Sun and Moon Divine Palm" in the style of "Nine Heavens and the Moon", and his body immediately hit horizontally, "Huh", "Huh", "Huh" and "Huh" in the air for nine consecutive turns, and immediately jumped to the top of the crane in the cloud three feet above his head, and a palm firmly covered his head.
I only heard the sound of "ouch", and the crane in the cloud covered his head with both hands, stumbled back to the ground, and finally managed to stabilize his body, without falling to the ground, unspeakably embarrassed.
Almost at the same time, Dongfang Undefeated had also returned to the ground in all directions, once again blocking the crane in the clouds. Can't get around, can't beat and can't fight, want to run but can't run, the slender face of the crane in the cloud is not only frightened, is deep helpless, simply no longer try to escape, but crossed the waist, to the east undefeated shouted: "Hey, little white face, what do you want?"
Dongfang Undefeated sneered and said: "Hmph, knife face, this question should be asked by me! What is your intention to chase you fiercely all the way? ”
The crane in the clouds suddenly sharpened, suddenly, and the ugly laughter sounded again, and as soon as the laughter was over, he said stupidly: "Knowingly, don't I just want to be happy with that little girl, why did you hide from me just now as if you were running for your life?"
Dongfang was undefeated when he heard this, and he couldn't help but be angry and funny in his heart: "This guy just chased after his father's enemy, and whoever saw it thought that if he caught up with the person in front of him, he would definitely break his body into pieces." But who knew that he put on that fierce look, but he just came to pick flowers. Oh, come to think of it, when he was in the valley before, didn't he want to be rude to the wood girl? Hmph, look at the chastity he just said about taking away our women as chastity that is more important than life, and he said it so lightly, as if it was a matter of course, it is really hateful, and it is really worthy of the name of this 'extremely vicious'!"
So he sneered at each other: "Hehe, I said which robber is going to kill people and steal goods, it turns out that he is just a flower thief, like a Tian Boguang, really useless." In passing, he mentioned the famous thief Tian Boguang.
When Yun Zhonghe heard this, he was curious: "Tian Boguang, who is this Tian Boguang?"
Dongfang Undefeated looked up to the sky and said with a smile: "Haha, he is the same as you, they are all lustful and greedy, and they are innocent flower thieves who are innocent for the sake of the world." ”
When Yun Zhonghe heard this, his face turned happy, and he said, "Oh, it turned out to be a fellow practitioner, but why have I never heard of this person before? If we can know him, then we can act together and take care of him, wouldn't it be wonderful!"
Dongfang Undefeated saw that he was not angry when he heard the words he scolded him, but was overjoyed to learn that there was another great thief like him in the world, so he continued to sarcastically say: "You didn't know him in the past, it's because you are lonely and unheard. I'm going to tell you a little bit today, so that you can see for a long time. But now, you can't have flowers together. ”
"Why is that?" asked the crane in the clouds.
"Alas, maybe you don't believe it, his current fate is really miserable!" replied Dongfang Undefeated, shaking his head.
"Ah, could it be that he was torn apart by five horses?" said the crane in the clouds.
"It's not that miserable, it's just that half of his words were cut off. Dongfang Undefeated said seriously.
"Fart!" Yun Zhonghe was furious when he heard this, jumped up and shouted, "What do you mean 'it's not so miserable', I think it's a thousand times worse than the five horses!"
After listening to his statement, Dongfang Undefeated asked with interest, "Oh, why is that?"
Yun Zhonghe said: "Life in the world, you will be comfortable." People in my generation don't have any other preferences, just want to be merry. In this world, there are not a thousand women who have been ruined by Yun, but eight hundred. Yun's biggest long-cherished wish is that before stepping into the coffin, he must rape // adulterate 8,000 daughters in 10,000 children. If I am castrated, I will not even be able to touch a woman in the future, how can I fulfill this wish, and what else will I be? It is better to die as soon as possible. ”
Dongfang Undefeated smiled and said: "It's strange, this kind of adultery// adultery and plunder, others will not say it if they think about it, if they do it, they will conceal and deny it, you are good, in broad daylight, you make a big fuss, do you want to face it?"
"Hehe, Yun thought about it, why don't you dare to say it? Do it, why do it?
Dongfang was undefeated and said: "In this way, your knife face is a good man with a fair and upright face." ”
Yun Zhonghe said: "The word 'good man' is not daring, but he is still a real villain who is consistent in his words and deeds." ”
Dongfang Undefeated thought to himself: "Indeed, he is the same as the crocodile god of the South China Sea, he is a wicked man who has done a lot of evil, but he is upright. In any case, these two 'real villains', with their true nature and true feelings, are far better than Yue Buqun's 'hypocrites' who are inconsistent and mischievous. It's fun to get to know them. ”
Seeing that Dongfang was undefeated and silent, the crane in the cloud said to her: "Hey, little white face, I originally thought that light skills were unique in the world and unmatched, but now it seems that your light skills are a little higher than me." As for martial arts, I'm a little inferior to you. Now I am in your hands, and I will kill or chop me, but don't castrate me, and let me suffer to sin. ”
Dongfang Undefeated heard this, and sneered: "Hehe, who said that I was going to kill you and kill you?" Everyone has their own ambitions, although your interests are so vulgar, I don't bother to care about you. But listen, that wooden girl is my friend, don't beat her up again. If you dare to be bad at her again, hum, I'll have to click that thing of yours!"
When the crane in the cloud heard this, he clasped his fists and saluted: "Then the green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow for a long time, and there will be a period in the future." "Turn around and want to leave.
Dongfang Undefeated said coldly: "Wait!"
Yun Zhonghe turned around and asked, "Little ...... What else does Childe command?"
Dongfang Undefeated said word by word: "I didn't say to let you go!" The voice did not fall, only listening to the "pop" "pop" "pop" "pop" "pop" five soft sounds in a row, she had already hit the five big holes on the chest of the crane in the clouds, "Lingru", "Shenfeng", "Corridor", "Pylorus", and "Tonggu", so that he couldn't move immediately.
"You...... What are you going to do?" said the crane in the clouds.
Dongfang Undefeated replied with a smile: "Hehe, after all, you have been rude to that wooden girl before, and it will definitely not work if you don't give you a small punishment." In this field, mosquitoes, insects, rats, ants and so on, are the most abundant. You stay here and give them a bite and a long memory. Rest assured, your acupuncture will automatically unravel after twelve hours. After speaking, he put the tail end of the rape stalk that had hit the steel claw in his mouth, hummed a little song, and walked out of the field.
Out of the field, Dongfang Undefeated followed the horseshoe prints to search for Duan Yu and his party, turned a hill, and faced a straight avenue, only to see a corner of the yellow wall exposed next to the small lake in the green willow bush in the west. The hoof prints of several horses went straight there, and Dongfang Undefeated was puzzled when he saw it, and said in his heart: "There is no way over there, why did they gallop over? Could it be that Duan Yu's kid is crazy again?"
Walking to the nearest place, the east is undefeated to see that the yellow wall turned out to be the temple view, and the plaque seems to be written with the three words "jade virtual view". There were four people standing in front of the view, three of them were not Duan Yu, Mu Wanqing, and Zhu Danchen, who were the other person, dressed as a Taoist aunt, and held Duan Yu in his arms, although he was older than him, he was beautiful, and he was so affectionate to Duan Yu. And Duan Yu stretched out his right arm to wrap around that aunt's waist, and he looked even more likely. Seeing this situation, Dongfang Undefeated couldn't help but be suspicious, and leaned over to ask what was going on.
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