Chapter 67 The battle for my sister
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"And then?...... So you're just coming back with a Darker doll?"
Feng Kan shook his head with a headache in the lawsuit.
Mikoto Misaka sits opposite very innocently, while her left arm is "hanging" from a red-haired girl with a happy look in her eyes and a koala pose hugging a eucalyptus tree......
"How old are you?"
"Uh~~ This kind of detail doesn't need to be delved into? Also, Ainius, what do you mean?"
"It's nothing, it's just that I feel that you and Master Sakuma are really the same kind of people. ”
"Partner, it seems that being well-informed isn't always a good thing! ”
"Shut up, blazing dragon teeth, get you back to the furnace!"
"It's too much, partners! People just tell the truth! Is freedom of speech just a slogan?"
"Sister~~~"
Like a dream-like murmur, it seems that the chickens and dogs on the opposite side have not affected Cornelia, who is completely addicted to her own world.
"Your Royal Highness, Princess, please respect yourself!"
Although it was in vain, Mikoto Misaka, who was at a loss, struggled to get rid of the sweet offensive of the red-haired girl.
"Sister-sama~~ Accept Konnie's love ~~~"
The little demon princess, who gradually changed from the Darker doll mode to the octopus mode, turned a deaf ear to Mikoto Misaka's words and continued her actions persistently.
“...... It feels like there's an extra sunspot. ”
"Sister-sama~~~~~"
You can't talk about ghosts at night, and you can't talk about people during the day. A figure jumped up from behind the sofa where Feng Kan was sitting by sprinting with the inertia of sprinting, stretched his hands forward and pounced on Misaka Mikoto opposite him in a standard fish jumping into the water posture......
"Poof!"
But apparently she had found the wrong place to "enter the water", and her round face was attached to the sole of a hard-soled plastic slipper, and then it just slid straight down......
"What is this beast in heat, what do you want to do to someone's sister?"
An angry Cornelia lifted a small foot in a very indecent position, and there was still liquid under the sole of the shoe that appeared to be oral secretions......
"What do you want to do, little man?"
Kuroko Shirai, whose face was clearly imprinted with the imprint of the sole of a shoe, quickly recovered, glaring with a vicious look that looked like he was about to eat people.
"Ah~~Sister~~~ Keni is so scared!"
But Cornelia seized the opportunity to bury her little head in Mikoto's chest and rub it around and eat tofu.
"Roar~~~"
With an enraged cat-like roar, Kuroko Shirai pounced with her teeth and claws to pull the red-haired girl's crystal clear hair to separate her from Mikoto Misaka's body!
"Let me go, little man! Sister-sama is Kuroko's sister-sama!"
"Ahh
Cornelia, who was attacked by the raid, was pulled defenselessly and stumbled, but her hands did not let go of Mikoto Misaka, so she almost fell to the ground with Mikoto Misaka!
"Let go of me, barbarian! My sister is Knie's sister! Kny will never give up my sister to you, a barbarian!"
"Roar~~~"
“?? !”
"Bang!"
"Ding-bang!"
The girl with two ponytails became even more popular, and the girl who fought for love should not be underestimated, so this small-scale conflict gradually escalated into a regional war......
“...... Master, won't you leave it to chance?"
Two heads and the hilt of a giant sword poked out from the back of the sofa, and several people who knew the essence of "a gentleman does not go into danger" had already squatted very wisely behind the sofa when the war had just started. Hand hit
"Well~~ Ainius, there is a saying in our hometown......"
Feng Kan, who had a playful expression on his face, said in a leisurely manner.
"'It is difficult for a clean official to decide family affairs'...... That doesn't seem right...... Oh, by the way, it's 'I'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy one family', people flirt there, let's not do much. We can't do such a thing as 'beating mandarin ducks'. ”
“...... Master. ”
"What?"
"Your choice of words seems to be very problematic. ”
"Well~~ It's almost meaningful, comprehend the spirit!"
"Don't watch the show! come and save me!"
Mikoto Misaka finally couldn't stand it anymore, and now her left and right hands were pulled aside by the two girls, pulling them around like a tug-of-war.
"Barbarian, let go, don't you see your sister's pain?"
"Little man, you should let go! My sister is Kuroko! Kuroko has long decided to serve my sister for the rest of her life!"
"Nonsense! My sister is Kne's! Kny wants to find a happy life with my sister!"
"Let it go, little man!"
"Barbarian, you should let go!"
“......”
What should I say? If Feng Kan was in the same position, he would definitely cry with joy?
"It's hard for people to be popular, but it's good that we're not that popular. ”
"The hosts. ”
"What?"
"Aesop's Fables have a story about the fox and the grapes......"
“...... You don't have to say anything!"
"Come and save me!
"Speaking of which, does the current scene remind me of a story?"
"Leave your story alone!
"In ancient times, there was a very clever county magistrate......
Ignoring Mikoto Misaka, who was about to erupt in her eyes, Feng Kan continued to talk endlessly.
“...... One day, two women came with a little child to complain, and what did they complain about? That is, both women said that they were the mother of the child......
"It's really strange, aren't all females responsible for human reproduction? How can a young human have two mothers? Could it be that a young human has a father who is responsible for giving birth? Life is really full of mysterious unknowns~~~"
“...... Blazing Dragon's Teeth, if you don't open your mouth, no one will treat you as a mute!"
"Leave that alone!
"Sister-sama is Konnie's!"
"No! Sister-sama is a Kuroko!"
"Where did you just go......?"
Still ignoring Mikoto Misaka's roar, Feng Kan continued.
"Because it was really difficult to tell the two women apart from each other, the clever county magistrate asked the two women to pull out one of the children's hands and explain that whoever won was the child's mother......
"It's strange, in this way, isn't it the one who has the most strength to win? Does this really prove the biological relationship between two people?"
"The problem is that whoever wins loses!"
"What do you mean? ”
Of course, you can't understand it! Two women will naturally pull the child's arm with all their strength in order to fight for the child, but how can the child bear such a thing? Of course, it will cry in pain, and at this time, the child's real mother is sorry for her child, although she is unwilling to admit defeat like this, but she can't bear to let the child suffer, so she lets go! This proves that the woman who ignores the child's crying does not feel sorry for the child at all, and of course she is the loser!"
I have to say, human behavior is really complicated. ”
"So, hey, I said, did you two hear that?"
Speaking of this, Feng Kan turned his head and shouted at the three people on the "battlefield".
"Someone who really loves your 'sister-sama' will let it go. ”
"That's not right!"
Gritting his teeth and retorting, Shirai Kuroko looks like he is not dying!
"Kuroko's love is not so weak! Kuroko believes that as long as there is true love, he must definitely do his best to fight for it! Whether it is a sword mountain and a sea of fire or a landslide and tsunami, even a comet hitting the earth cannot stop Kuroko's love!"
"Konnie's love is the same! No, Knie's love is stronger than the love of a barbarian, a hundred times stronger! a thousand times!
"The love of the sunspot is 100 million times stronger than the love of the dwarf!
“......”
"Hahaha, admit defeat?"
In that case, then, that Konnie's love is ten thousand times stronger, ten thousand times stronger, ten thousand times stronger, ten thousand times more intense, ten thousand times more intense!"
"The love of the sunspot is stronger than the love of the dwarf! 10,000 times stronger, 10,000 times, 10,000 times, 10,000 times, 10,000 times, 10,000 times, 10,000 times, 10,000 times......"
“......”
This is simply a child's quarrel! The situation has not been eased at all!
“...... Huh?
Feng Kan scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Shouldn't things be like this?"
"Master!"
"What?"
"There is another version of the truth about this story. ”
"Huh?"
"There is a similar legend in Japan, but there is a saying that two women who are fighting for a child never let go until the end ......of the day."
“...... How's it going to be in the end?"
“...... Eventually, the child was torn in half......"
“......”
It's a terrifying ending! It should be said that it's so terrifying that it needs to be graded and age-restricted!
"Don't you hear me! Let go, barbarian! Sister, I'm going to be torn in half by you!"
"Ahh
"Don't~~ I don't want to be torn in half!"
Mikoto Misaka wailed in horror, listening to that tone, Kuroko Shirai didn't mean to joke at all!
"Isn't it?"
Cornelia, who had fallen behind, fought back solemnly!
"Even if my sister's whole body turns into a slimy thick slime, she stretches out her soft tentacles while singing 'Black Dragon Crystal, Red Dragon Crystal, all Dragon Crystals are good Dragon Crystals' or 'Give it back to others, give it back to others, give it back to others, give it back to others', my sister is still my sister!"
“...... So what...... I very, very much would like to know why you can give such a specific example. ”
“......”
That's not going to work anymore!
“...... I said, are you two enough?"
I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to endure it anymore, Mikoto Misaka, who has fallen into a lot of crises because of the competition between the two girls and the attitude of hanging on the other people, is finally no longer willing to be at the mercy of will! The girl's back gradually rose a dark fog, slowly rising like a demon king descending, and the blue electric sparks began to crackle in the tips of her hair.
"You're all giving me about the same!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, Feng Kan immediately shrank his head, and the next moment, the cold electric light enveloped the entire room......
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