Chapter Nine: Tan Laoxi (II)
A variety of dishes were served. Tan Laoxi smelled the taste, took a bite, and said: "Yes, this smell is so fucking fragrant, hey, Lao Luo, you are blessed, you have an apprentice with good skills...... Damn, how come I don't have such an apprentice, it's fucked!"
Luo Yi said: "Eat, such a delicious thing can't stop your mouth?"
Tan Laoxi stopped talking, and immersed himself in eating, like a wind and clouds, a few large dishes, and ate them all in a few minutes. He wiped his mouth and said, "Damn, it's delicious, it's just too little......"
Qi Nanshan scolded: "You are a pig! This is Fu food, not pig food, is there such a food for you?"
Tan Laoxi said pitifully: "Twelve, let's have another one? I won't fuck it this time, I must eat it slowly!"
It was the first time Guo Twelve had seen such a living treasure, and he nodded and said, "Also, Grandpa Tan, you can eat it." He ordered the waiter to serve another.
Tan Laoxi said: "Hey, I'm envious, I'm jealous!"
Luo Ji asked, "What?"
Tan Laoxi said: "I'm jealous that you have a good apprentice! Damn, why didn't I find it...... Forget it, I'll keep eating, this tastes ...... Tsk, it's seductive. ”
The waiter served another serving. Tan Laoxi only sven at the beginning, and then he ate wildly, he ate two portions, and the others only ate half of it. He looked at Guo Twelve pitifully again, and said, "Hey, Twelve, what kind of meat are you using, why haven't I eaten it?
Guo Twelve was also speechless, he suddenly smiled and said, "Grandpa Tan, it's gone, or ...... I haven't eaten this portion yet, so I'll give it to you. ”
Luo Ji couldn't help laughing, and Qi Nanshan said, "It's fun." ”
Tan Laoxi had a bitter face, Guo Twelve's hand was even more powerful than scolding him, no matter what, he was an elder, how could he rob the junior of food, and said, "Lao Luo, you apprentice...... It's insidious!Damn, haha, it can make me deflated, okay!"
This guy is like a madman. Guo Twelve couldn't figure out how the master and Grandpa Nanshan could have such a friend.
Tan Laoxi said: "Let people serve me a lot of meat, and a broth noodle cake!" He sighed: "Lao Luo, you can't make me hungry, right? Isn't that fucking up? Come and be a guest...... Finally starved to death, oops, it's so ugly......"
Luo Yi scolded: "How can there be such a guest!
Tan Laoxi suddenly softened, and he smiled and said, "Don't be angry, I'm not talking about fun...... Hehe, don't fuck up, I'm just this temper, and you don't know ......"
Luo Wei said: "Of course I know, but it's useless to know, if you don't make you angry, you won't be finished! Damn, if you talk nonsense, I'm going to beat people!"
Guo Twelve looked at Tan Laoxi with admiration.
Tan Laoxi asked, "Little guy, what do you think I'm doing?"
Guo Twelve said: "Grandpa Tan, you are really powerful, it's the first time I've seen a master scolding like this, hehe." ”
Tan Laoxi said proudly: "It's a pity that I can't beat him, damn it, otherwise...... I could make him cry. ”
Guo Twelve couldn't help laughing. The old man did not make a good impression on him, and he wondered why the master was friends with such a person. He asked, "Grandpa Tan, is the food I cooked delicious?"
Tan Laoxi said: "It's really fucking delicious!"
Guo Twelve smiled and said, "Grandpa Tan, since it's delicious, shouldn't you reward Twelve?"
Tan Laoxi's face stiffened, and he said, "By the way, Lao Luo, this time we went to the Beast Secret Realm, or we went together...... You know, those bastards in our inner gate, if I go with them, I'll be pissed off, it's all a bunch of fucking guys!" He deliberately didn't answer Guo Twelve's words, if it was an ordinary child, he would really be angry with him.
Guo Twelve was very unhappy in his heart, he was originally just joking, but Tan Laoxi's approach made him a little annoyed.
Luo Yi smiled but didn't answer, he pointed at Guo Twelve. Qi Nanshan said directly: "Don't interrupt, Twelve will talk to you." ”
Tan Laoxi seemed to react at this time, and said: "Fuck, when you're old, your ears are not good." Twelve, what do you say?"
Guo Twelve smiled and asked, "Grandpa Tan, you have bad ears?"
Tan Laoxi nodded again and again and said, "Alas, I'm old and my ears are not good...... What did you just say?"
Guo Twelve's voice suddenly became very small, and he said, "I said...... You are a cheeky old stick, a shameless old thing, you eat the things of juniors, and you pretend to be dead and play trick......s" and then said loudly: "Grandpa Tan, I didn't say anything!"
Tan Laoxi's face turned blue and pale. was scolded by a junior, and he couldn't calm down. He said, "You scolded me?"
Guo Twelve smiled and said, "Which ear did you hear it?"
Luo Yi couldn't help laughing. Qi Nanshan knocked on the ground hard and laughed wildly: "Haha, don't you have bad ears? hahaha, hahaha!"
Guo Twelve whispered: "Anyway, you can't hear it, if you scold, you will scold! If you scold, you will scold in vain! For the old disrespectful, shameless old ruffian!"
Tan Laoxi finally understood that the most difficult person to mess with here was Guo Twelve. But he couldn't lose his temper yet, because he said he couldn't hear it, and if he could, then it would be rude to do it before. In any case, it is indeed inappropriate for an elder to treat a junior like this.
Because he was reluctant to give a gift, Tan Laoxi deliberately pretended to be stupid, who knew that he would get on fire and be scolded, and he didn't dare to get angry, which made him extremely uncomfortable.
"Oh, fuck...... What a fuck...... Count you ruthless!"
Guo Twelve Shi stood up and said, "Master, Grandpa Nanshan, I'll go back first." ”
Luo Ji smiled: "Go, go." ”
Qi Nanshan said: "Rest early. ”
Tan Laoxi opened his mouth to say something, but Guo Twelve ignored him at all, turned around and left. He couldn't help but slap his thigh and asked, "Twelve is angry?"
Luo Yi smiled and said: "He wasn't angry, he just ignored you, and he was a child, so you were embarrassed no matter what." ”
Qi Nanshan said happily: "Lao Xi, to be honest, it doesn't matter if you offend me and the old man, hehe, if you offend our family, you will suffer." ”
Guo Twelve was not angry, he didn't care about any gifts, he just wanted to liven up the atmosphere, who knew that Tan Laoxi was so stingy, which suddenly made him feel very boring, so he casually put him together, making him uncomfortable, and don't rely on the old and sell the old in the future.
Tan Laoxi whispered: "Damn, did I go too far just now?"
Luo Ji and Qi Nanshan nodded at the same time, and said in unison: "Yes!"
Tan Laoxi made a bitter face and said, "Damn, I didn't mean it......"
Luo Ji smiled: "Twelve is not so stingy, hehe, but you don't mess with him in the future, otherwise...... Don't blame me for not reminding you. ”
Tan Laoxi was a little puzzled: "How old is he?
Qi Nanshan said very seriously: "How old is it? Tell you, ten years old! Have you ever seen a ten-year-old master?"
Tan Laoxi was cold for a moment and said, "Okay, don't talk about this." This time I went to the Beast Secret Realm, let's go together, I heard that this time the color head is good, it is an ancient talisman. He suddenly became serious.
Luo Ji said disdainfully: "It's the same old again." ”
Tan Laoxi said: "This time, it's worse than the old one, damn, those guys don't know what they're thinking, and they found an ancient talisman that no one can use, isn't it a lie...... Fuck it home!"
Luo Ji's eyes flashed with gold, and he learned from Guo Twelve that the more unusable the ancient talisman, the more likely it was to be a true spirit talisman or a true ancient talisman, which was a good treasure. He asked calmly, "Oh, what kind of ancient talisman is it? You are a great beast talisman, have you ever seen that talisman?"
Tan Laoxi said: "Of course I have seen it, I fought in the dark for that talisman, but in the end, it was the door master who made the decision and gave it to a big beast spell master in the inner gate, but as a result, that guy couldn't use it at all, saying that it was a waste talisman." Everyone tried it, and it didn't work, but everyone decided that it was an ancient talisman, just missing the driving spell.
Luo Ji could almost conclude that it was a talisman above a true treasure talisman. He suppressed the excitement in his heart and said, "Originally, we didn't plan to participate, hehe, but, since Lao Xi is here, let's go and have fun, anyway, after a few months, we should go back." ”
Tan Laoxi didn't know that there were so many twists and turns in Luo Ji's belly, he said: "Okay! Then it's decided! Fuck, you guys are the strongest in this group now......
Luo Ji asked, "What other rewards are there besides that ancient talisman?"
Tan Laoxi said: "One hundred of the best talisman horses!"
Luo Wei asked in surprise: "Is it the rune horse raised by the inner gate? The best war horse in your Xifu Gate, how can you take it out this time?"
Tan Laoxi said: "Because the artificial breeding of Fu horses has been successful, although Fu Ma has not yet reached the level of Fu Beast, but this horse is extremely miraculous, and it can really reach two thousand miles a day, hehe, even I want it! If we can win, we will divide these 100 Fu horses equally!"
Qi Nanshan said unceremoniously: "Impossible! Distribute according to the number of masters!"
Tan Laoxi jumped to his feet and scolded: "Fart! fuck, I'm just a fucking master...... How many masters do you have here? That's a piece of......"
Qi Nanshan sneered: "Yes, you are just a fucking master, how can you win? Oh, when we win, you will divide half of it, why don't you go and rob it? Damn, you really think that you can get everything if you are a ruffian, go dream!"
Tan Laoxi shouted: "No, I want at least a third!"
Luo Wei said lightly: "Let's act alone, or find that Wu Yanyan...... Not bad either. ”
Tan Laoxi was dumbfounded for a moment, and he said expectantly: "Hey...... Lao Luo, aren't we friends, as for this?"
Qi Nanshan said with a smile: "Don't come to this set, distribute according to the number of masters, and don't do it!"
Tan Laoxi scratched his head vigorously, and after a while, he finally gave in and said, "Okay, okay...... Just by the number of masters! Fuck, why have you been so unlucky lately! By the way, how many masters do you have?"
Luo Yi couldn't help laughing and said, "We don't have many masters, Dashan and I are masters......"
Tan Laoxi said: "Well, two, and your apprentice, a total of three?"
Luo Ji said: "It's still a little close...... There is also Xiaofeng Great Fu Martial Master, Luo Jing Great Fu Martial Master......"
Tan Laoxi's face has changed. Luo Ji continued: "Twelve is the Great Fu Master, he has the Eagle Demon Great Fu Martial Master, and the Luo Zhan Great Fu Martial Master, I will calculate it...... There are seven masters in total!"
Qi Nanshan laughed and said, "Seven masters...... You should be able to win, right?"
Tan Laoxi wailed, "Fuck...... Fuck it...... Seven, seven!"
Luo Yi said: "No, it should be eight masters!"
Tan Laoxi was almost crazy, he exclaimed, "Why the fuck is there a bastard master? Where did this bullshit come from?"
Luo Ji smiled and said, "Add you...... Exactly eight!"