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It is about a peach tree in the forest that produced a peach the size of a basin.

And there is a group of monkeys living on the east and west sides of the forest, and these two groups of monkeys are quite strong and each dominates its own community, but one day, there is a small monkey in the group of monkeys in the east and this peach that grows in the neutral zone, so it is very happy to send the big peach back to the monkey group, but at this time the group of monkeys in the west chased after them, saying that this peach grows on their side and should belong to them.

The group of monkeys on the east side said, "Peaches are born to grow, so why do you say that they are yours?"

The words were not speculative, so the two groups of monkeys moved, and the group of monkeys in the west lost the battle, so they had to flee in the wilderness, but they were not reconciled and could not swallow this breath, so they invited a hunter as a helper, and the hunter invited the monkeys from the east to come to the meeting, but at the meeting they colluded with the monkeys in the west and wanted to take revenge. So the monkeys on both sides fought again, and the hunter laughed.

At this point in the story, I want to say that in fact, people are changed from monkeys, and the bones are mixed with the blood of monkeys thousands of years ago, so don't laugh at monkeys, because sometimes, other lives look at us like monkeys.

Liu Bolun felt like a monkey at that time. And everyone present is no different from the monkey who is fighting for the peach, as for the southern monarch, is he a hunter?

I don't know yet, but Liu Bolun hates him a lot, maybe he hates all the kings, because as long as the power is big enough, he can control everyone, and even the cultivation sects outside the world have to take care of their face.

Seeing that the monarch was in high spirits, he raised his wine glass, and then said, "Since you all have no opinions, it is better to discuss and see what the two holy monks and Taoist leaders should do." ”

Liu Bolun snorted, and thought to himself: You have set up a circle for us to drill, how can it be our turn to choose? But if we really let us choose, it would be better to directly move the two bunks and roll them in the hall than to sleep.

Thinking of this, Liu Bolun turned his head to look at the sleepy-eyed Li Hanshan beside him, he didn't believe that there was anyone in the world who could sleep better than him.

But how can there be such a competition in the world, so Liu Bolun can only think about it in his heart, and at this moment, I saw the monk Nayan clasping his hands together and saying: "Your Majesty, today is the day of great joy for the whole world to celebrate, and it is a feast for Your Majesty, and the poor monk once again wants to please a happy head, and fight a bucket of wine with the Taoist of Doumi Temple, which also caters to the Yaxing of the Wang Banquet." ”

How can there be a monk who wants to drink? You monk still don't want to have a face? Is this still a high monk? Liu Bolun thought to himself.

However, the monarch was also a little surprised when he heard this, only to see him playfully ask, "Master Fayan, could it be that you can drink alcohol without holding the drinking abstinence?"

Na Fayan shook his head and smiled: "Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't dare, but I Yunlong Temple gathered all the initiates of the sect to practice here, and now there is a foreign disciple from Tianzhu outside the hall. ”

"Okay, see you. The monarch said with great interest.

After the monarch signaled, a high monk with a square face was led into the hall by a small eunuch outside the hall, the monk was barefoot, dark, a pair of small eyes were round, really not like a person from Middle Earth, I saw the monk come up to the temple, preside over the namaste ceremony to the monarch, and said angrily: "Monk Manica, meet the saint." ”

When the monarch saw that the monk looked interesting, he asked, "The master knows how to drink?"

The monk replied, "I don't dare, but I've never been drunk." ”

"Okay!" the monarch turned to the Daoist and smiled, "Daoist, since there is Yaxing today, you can send a disciple to drink with this master." ”

Master Xingdian sighed, and then turned his head to look at Liu Bolun, whose eyes were shining. To say that Liu Bolun is too proud now, it is a little bad, but to say that he is unhappy, it is really a shame.

Because this was exactly what he wanted, he looked at the tall and fat monk, and his heart was already happy: These monks are afraid that they have never heard of my name, and they do not inquire about it, thinking that my name of 'Liujiazhuang Jade Noodle Wine Mengzi' is fake? They want to overwhelm us with wine, dreaming! You are still not guilty of doing it again? Just blow it, I will be afraid of you when I grew up in a small wine vat?

Come on!

So Liu Bolun got up and was about to go out, but Master Xingdian whispered quietly: "Be careful, this monk is not an ordinary thing. ”

Liu Bolun smiled, I call him a general bird, and put it down in my hand!

So he walked over, at this time the eunuchs had already brought a jar of liquor elixir and a bowl of the sea, Liu Bolun and the monk Maniga looked at each other, after giving each other a salute, Liu Bolun did not use the bowl, directly brought a jar of liquor, patted open the mud seal and said to the monk: "Please!"

After that, Liu Bolun raised the altar and drank it, Gu Dun Dun, twenty catties of liquor did not take a while to drink it all, I saw that after he finished drinking, he turned the wine jar upside down, and there was not a drop left.

Sure enough, the amount of wine is good! The civil and military ministers of the southern kingdom on both sides clapped their hands and applauded! And the king seemed to be very enjoyable: "Okay, the Taoist chief is really heroic!"

Seeing Liu Bolun's blink of an eye, he drank a whole jar of liquor, that Maniga turned his head to look at Fa Yan, Fa Yan sneered and nodded at him, Manica understood, so he smiled and also picked up a jar of liquor, this monk has solid muscles, and drank it with both hands on the altar and raised his neck, and the drinking degree was fast, as if he was not drinking, but pouring wine, and a jar of wine was drunk into the stomach, but three points faster than Liu Bolun.

The civil and military ministers applauded again, but Liu Bolun was a little stunned, he felt that he had really met an opponent today, but in terms of drinking, he really didn't serve anyone except for supporting the wall? So he was also ruthless, and slapped all the mud seals of those wine jars, and for a while the palace was full of wine, I saw Liu Bolun lick his lips, and then drink it with one hand and one jar.

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"Hanshan, hurry up and press the food. In the applause of everyone, Liu Bolun turned his head and glanced at Li Hanshan, Li Hanshan answered, and then handed over a small half of a courgette, that is, a cucumber.

As early as the Western Han Dynasty, cucumbers were introduced from Fanbang, called courgette, but at that time, they were boiled and eaten after the cucumbers became old and mature, and later people realized that this thing was actually more beautiful to eat raw, and this thing was a rare thing in that era of war and chaos, so only people with heads and faces could eat it.

Liu Bolun held half a cucumber dipped in honey in his mouth, looked at Namanica, and thought to himself that you should be stupid as a monk, this wine is strong, I even have a little trouble drinking four jars, can you stand it?

But he really miscalculated, only to see that Manica's face did not change color, but he also slapped open the mud seal like Liu Bolun, and drank four jars in one go, but after the four jars of wine went down, his face was not red and he was not panting, as if he had not drunk.

My God, even if you drink water, you have to burp, what does this monk's stomach do?

Until then, Liu Bolun was a little scared, although he drank a lot, but after all, he was a human being, but the monk in front of him looked bottomless, how could this be good?

But at this point, Liu Bolun could only grit his teeth and stiffen, so he opened all the remaining more than 20 jars of wine, picked it up and drank it, and the monk followed suit.

The hundred officials present really opened their eyes, you must know that the wine drunk by this Taoist monk is all royal treasures, buried for decades of good wine, the degree is extremely high, usually before the banquet has to be diluted with grape juice, the original pulp of this wine usually does not drink, people will be drunk when they smell it, their faces will be red, but these two people actually drank more than 20 jars in one go.

So everyone kept applauding, but how did they know that Liu Bolun was actually a little unbearable, he had a problem with drinking, and he had to burp when he drank the wine in his stomach, and the hiccup surged straight to his head, even if he could drink it again, he was already a little drunk, but the monk still didn't have any reaction, just like he didn't drink a drop of wine.

Liu Bolun was a little scared, so he slowed down, while he was still sober and pondering what to do, but the time for them to fight wine was extended, and the monarch was very interested in seeing it at the beginning, but after a while, he was a little tired, so he said to the hundred officials: "The two senior monks and Taoists have a large amount of wine, but they are afraid that the food will be cold and they can't tell the high, so let's enjoy a song and dance first, so as to cheer up the two." ”

The emperor has said this, how dare others object? So after the eunuch passed the news, a group of young women in gorgeous costumes walked into the hall, these women were tall and tall, and their faces were smiling with affection, and they looked more flavorful than the petite and delicate beauties of the southern country.

Especially the woman standing in the middle, she is even more fragrant, her lips are red and her teeth are white, and there is a trace of sorrow between her eyebrows.

And at this moment, the monarch of the southern country introduced the origin of this woman, everyone was a little surprised, it turned out that she was the marquis of the northern Tiandu Natu Li paper kite, at the moment her father was in the palace, although she has a title, but at this time she is already going to marry far to the south, Li paper kite has been learning dance since childhood, so tonight I came to present a song and dance for the monarch.

Liu Bolun finally understood that he was a woman at this time, and Li Paper Kite did not speak after seeing Liu Bolun, at this time the court musician was already in place, the palace merchant horn feather emblem was wonderful, the paper kite and those northern dancers sang and danced lightly in the vocal music, the northern dance is not as strong as the south, it seems very powerful, plus she looks handsome and slender, just like a fairy descending to earth, so that everyone is a little stunned.

After a dance, Liu Bolun couldn't drink, after the wine came up, he felt dizzy and tight, but when Li Paper Kite finished a dance, he saluted the monarch again, and when he went out of the palace, he passed by Liu Bolun's side and whispered a word to him.

However, after Liu Bolun heard this, his eyes couldn't help but look at her, and the paper kite didn't look at him, so he walked out of the hall, leaving Liu Bolun holding the wine jar thoughtfully.

And after the song and dance, seeing that the two sides were about to divide the victory and defeat, Liu Bolun couldn't drink it a little, but Namanica was still drinking, and he didn't slow down, only to see the monarch smile and say: "Xiaodao Chief, can't you drink it?"

Everyone saw that Liu Bolun's face was flushed and his whole body was full of alcohol, and they also knew that he was about to lose, you must know that the sect symbol face is the first, if Liu Bolun continues to drink, he is likely to be drunk to death in the palace, but if he doesn't drink, then this face will be lost, and it will be difficult to get it back.

At this time, all the officials in the field were looking at Liu Bolun, waiting for his reply, whether to drink or not.

But they didn't expect that Liu Bolun actually laughed, only to see him laugh and say: "Your Majesty, I can still drink, but before drinking, please allow me to bring you an aftershow." ”

"Oh?" said the monarch with interest, "what after-show?"

"Look!" Liu Bolun's next move made all the people in the hall gasp!

I saw that after Liu Bolun finished speaking, an arrow stepped in front of Namanica, and the next thing was beyond everyone's expectations, only to see him raise his leg and shine on Namanica's stomach is kick, Peng's sound, this kick actually kicked Namanica out of the distance!

Manica fell heavily to the ground, and all the officials in the hall let out exclamations!

Oh my God, isn't this Taoist priest really drunk? What kind of place is this? This is the southern country, the home of Yunlong Temple, and he is still in the palace, and he is tired of beating the monks of Yunlong Temple here?

It has long been rumored that the two factions are fighting openly and secretly, but because the two factions have been cautious, they have not gone abroad to renew the incident, but at this time, Liu Bolun stabbed the monk Maniga of Yunlong Temple in front of the palace, didn't he know that his move would lead Dou Miguan and Yunlong Temple to start a full-scale war?

(One watch is finished.) I'm very sorry, due to the continued diarrhea, the state is not good today, only this one. Thank you all for your support, I will do my best to restore the state. Thank you. ）