Chapter 441: You Really Hit the Wall
When he woke up, Jiang Huai looked at the bedroom, the bedroom was empty, he took out his mobile phone and was about to check the time, but found that his mobile phone was out of battery, and he had forgotten to charge it. He connected his phone to the power source and looked at the time on Yang Gan's computer.
It was half past nine in the morning, and there should be no breakfast in the school cafeteria, but there should still be outside the school. He didn't have the habit of skipping breakfast, so he washed up casually and walked out of the bedroom.
Most of the people on this side of his dorm were e-commerce students, and strangely all the other dorms were closed and there was not a single figure in the hallway. If you change a sentimental classmate, you may think that you have penetrated into a world without others, and you will go to the world alone.
was about to walk to the staircase, Jiang Huai was feeling strange, at this time the door of the bedroom by the stairs opened, and a lewd thin boy with glasses walked out of it, his face was full of anxiety, and when the boy saw Jiang Huai, his eyes lit up, and said, "I know you, you are... Speaking of which, he couldn't remember it, and felt that it was too impolite, so he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said, "You are the buddy who shot the wrong basket." ”
This classmate, which pot are you not opening and mentioning, Jiang's sad history has almost been forgotten by everyone, and even he himself is desperately deleting it in his mind, why do you want him to recall it? Aren't you asking people to find the rhythm of the ground?
This matter is brought up by others, Jiang Huai doesn't mention how embarrassing he feels, fortunately, his face thickness is not bad, otherwise he would have no face to live in this world. He said angrily: "Remember, my name is Jiang Huai." You... I remember you, you're in my class, what's your name? By the way, I remember, tall and strong. ”
The boy said: "Yes, yes, I'm just tall and strong, buddy, you school man of the year actually remember me, I feel a light on my face." ”
This guy's figure obviously doesn't match his name, his name is tall and strong, but he is short and thin.
The demeanor and tone of his speech are praise, but classmate Jiang doesn't feel good when he hears it, Nima's, isn't it because he shot the basket wrongly, I really don't want to become a man of the year like this. He wisely did not continue to talk about this matter, and asked, "By the way, I wonder why my classmates are not here in the morning, and their dorm doors are closed?"
Hearing Jiang Huai's question, Gao Youzhuang patted his head and said, "I almost forgot about this stubble." What's so strange about this, everyone went to class, and recently those people in the Discipline Inspection Department are like mad dogs, and no one dares to skip class, otherwise it's not just fun. Saying that, he looked at Jiang Huai with admiration on his face, and said: "But you are also really angry, just those people who dared to hit the Discipline Inspection Department last night, and today you are still skipping class so openly, it seems that you have decided to fight against them with an iron heart, I support you." ”
Nima's, where am I going to skip class, I just didn't remember to ask them what day of the week it is, if there are any classes, and I was too tired and overslept yesterday, so I didn't expect this stubble.
The two usually don't have a deep friendship, and Jiang Huai didn't bother to tell him about the reason for skipping class, so he casually chatted with Gao Youzhuang and said, "I just got up, I'm going to have breakfast first, goodbye." ”
Seeing that Jiang Huai was about to leave, Gao Youzhuang said anxiously: "Wait, wait, buddy, I have something to ask you for." ”
Jiang Huai frowned and asked, "What's the matter?"
Gao Youzhuang said: "That, you also saw it, I'm still in the dormitory now, so I can be considered to have escaped this lesson." I won't hide it from you.,I'm doing this because I played a game yesterday and made a copy.,It took me all night to get over.,But if this matter is known to the Discipline Inspection Department.,They won't let me have a good time.。 This dude, I beg you now, beat me up. ”
As soon as he said this, Jiang Huai felt that there were N crows flying above his head, and his worldview, outlook on life, and values collapsed. There have been everyone in the past few years, but this is the first time I have encountered someone who has beaten each other.
Jiang Huai said: "That, why do you want me to beat you?"
After saying this, he immediately thought of the answer to this question, and Gao Youzhuang's answer also confirmed what he thought in his heart: "That, if you beat me, when the discipline inspection department asks me why I am absent from school, I can say that I was beaten." Don't worry, I won't say that I was beaten by you. ”
Looking at his obscene appearance, Jiang Huai was extremely suspicious of his character, if he beat him, he would probably betray himself to the Discipline Inspection Department in a few minutes.
In addition, although this classmate looked obscene and was beaten a little, he had no desire to beat people for no reason, nor did he have many violent tendencies, shook his head, and said, "Just let me beat you because of this?"
Gao Youzhuang cried and said with a sad face: "Dude, please, you have a lot of adults, help me with great mercy." Otherwise, if I fall into the hands of the Discipline Inspection Department and carry the punishment, it will be really over. ”
I'm going, if you want me to beat you, and you still want to "have a lot of adults, show great mercy"? Your language is taught by aliens, right?
Seeing that he was tall and strong, he was ready for a protracted battle, and Jiang Huai expressed his helplessness. After thinking about it for a long time, he suddenly had an idea, and said: "I said tall and strong, in fact, it is very easy for you to escape punishment, and you don't just need me to beat you." You can feign illness. ”
Hearing Jiang Huai say this, Gao Youzhuang's eyes lit up, and he said, "Yes, why didn't I think of this idea." Dude, you're really smart, and you deserve to be the school's man of the year. At this point, he was embarrassed again and said, "But... But how do you pretend to be sick?"
Dizzy, you can't pretend to be sick, how did you get here before? Is it a super little obedient guy with a perfect score, do I want to teach you? Uh, forget it, lest you bother me, I'll teach you, and I don't have the kind that charges tuition, I'm so kind.
Jiang Huai said: "You just think you hit the wall, and then your whole brain is groggy." And then how pitiful pretending to be pitiful. How miserable it is, how miserable it is. Defraud... In exchange for their sympathy. ”
Gao Youzhuang said excitedly: "Thank you, thank you, I will remember your kindness." With that, he turned around and walked into the dormitory, and soon, a loud bang rang out, this loud noise... It sounds like a hit against a wall.
Jiang Huai's head is full of black lines, I, I'm just letting you perform... Didn't let you hit the wall. And what do you mean by hitting the wall? Do you think your acting skills are too poor, and I'm afraid that you won't be realistic enough to make this real? This kind of behavior of yours is simply not worth self-harm, it is a mental disability and brain damage.
Forget it, I look at your IQ, I don't know if it will be better after hitting the wall. I hope God bless you, as for my uncle, I'll go to breakfast first.