Chapter 008: It's too low-level, there's no way
Of course, this kind of 'big truth' that flaunts his 'great achievements' is really difficult for Wen Bin to say to the outside world, and once he talks about it, it is inevitable to explain to them 'why'.
Why?
...... The question was too profound for him to say, so he had to keep a very low profile and insist that silence was golden.
"Huh?"
Wen Bin was 'deeply framed' and didn't speak, but the look of secrecy on his face caused Ruyi's suspicion (in fact, it wasn't just her, but this girl relied on her transcendent status and status, coupled with his master's good temperament, and was more open-mouthed in front of Wen Bin), and immediately argued very strongly: "Master, don't you believe it? Well, you must think it's too much of a coincidence, thinking that we are all conspiring to deceive you, right? But, it's true!"
"After you left, we were very worried about your safety, but we couldn't contact you because of the long distance...... Of course, it's not completely impossible, but the cost of 'remote communication' required is too expensive, as if a little girl from a poor family like us can't afford it~"
"Well, because of this, the delicate Sister Jixiang came up with a solution, and then the two of us specially commissioned someone to order a 'Southern Heaven Domain?Seven Star Sea Realm?Eighty-second Floating Life Palace' over there'...... Originally, I wanted to focus on the 'coca' side, but unfortunately that place was too far away, and the most important thing was that its level and grade were too low, and it was not qualified to 'exchange information with the outside world of the realm' at all. So we're just going to make do with it!"
"However, fortunately, because we both belong to the 'Southern Heaven Domain, Seven Star Sea Realm', and Sister Jixiang and I ordered it in the name of our 'One Hundred and Three Floating Life Hall Official', so it's very cheap...... In fact, it seems that this kind of 'information exchange newspaper' was originally open to the outside world, and it should be delivered for free, but because it is too far away, it has always been a matter of labor and money, so we still paid part of the cost of the other party, and the other part ...... Well, to be precise. It's a big part. It's all from the blackmailing 'Floating Life Palace?' Assets General Finance Department. ”
"After all, master, you are a 'Floating Life Seventh Palace', and the actual profits of earning foreign exchange for the entire 'Floating Life Palace' are so huge all year round, we blackmail him a little bit, and it's just a drop in the bucket~"
"Say it again. Well. Belch. Actually, I think it would be a matter of course that even if the newspaper was completely subscribed to by the 'Floating Temple?' General Finance Department!"
"Uh-huh. So, Sister Jixiang and I are actually blackmailing anyone......"
"Stop, stop!"
Wen Bin can understand the girl's eagerness to shirk & quibble after doing something that 'hurts nature and reason, fake public and selfish', but in fact, as their 'boss', he doesn't mind this (after all, the reason why they do this is because they are worried about themselves, it is completely good), so it is useless to say more, he just wants to tell her: "You digress......"
"Oh!"
Ruyi reacted at this time.
Stunned, she quickly recalled the topic, so she quickly changed the angle and inserted: "Master, I'll show you the newspaper we ordered!" she said, completely smoothly touching out a large stack of newspapers from the 'storage ring' worn on the jade finger of her left hand (sure enough, I came prepared... Then he took three steps and two steps to rush to the bookcase not far behind, and smashed them all down with a 'bang'!
After doing this, she turned her back again, as if to prove something, stretched out her hand and pointed to the large stack of newspapers on the table, and excitedly affirmed: "Look, look, it's all here!"
"Because there are too many pages and layouts on the front and back of each newspaper, Sister Jixiang specially selected the pages related to 'Demon World Coca' one by one, and set them into a bundle for us to read. As she spoke, she picked up a small stack from the large stack of newspapers, spread them out of her hands, and showed them to him.
“......”
Her behavior not only embarrassed Wen Bin, but even Jixiang on the side couldn't help but be very embarrassed.
"Well, and, ah, look at this~" Ruyi didn't care about them so much, she said, and at the same time quickly 'swished' twice, turned the newspaper over and counted down the last few pages, folded it, picked it up again, and showed it to them: "This and this, I hooked it out!"
Speaking of which, in order to take credit, she also came over at a trotting with a newspaper in her hand, and proudly showed them it at close range.
“......”
Hearing her say so much, Wen Bin thought it was a big deal, and took a closer look - it turned out that she had carefully used a red pen to outline the new article reporting the declaration of war between the North and the South in the Coca Realm.
This... It feels like someone has raised a huge cattle slaughtering knife, only to realize that all he's facing is a chick......
Huge frustration and powerlessness, there is wood?!
Alas, alas!
This girl is so powerful, what she wants to do in her heart, even the gods can't stop it, let alone these mortals?
...... Not only can it not be stopped, but it also requires everyone's full cooperation.
At this point, Wen Bin could only sigh to himself in addition to being speechless and embarrassed......
"Well, the 374th edition ......" Because he already knew the content of his report, Wen Bin was not at all interested in the big truth that explained the whole incident in just a few sentences, and then followed up with a large page of "fabrication + speculation + commentary" as the selling point, the only thing that attracted his attention was the serial number of the newspaper's head-page page.
"By the way, how many pages does this newspaper have?" he wanted to know now.
"Hmm......"
The question is too profound, Ruyi raised his head. I thought about it for a long time and didn't figure it out.
"Each one has sixty-four pages, and each page is eight pages, so there are five hundred and twelve pages in total. Later, it was the wise and wise Jixiang who answered this question for her.
“......”
Five hundred and twelve editions!!
Wen Bin was shocked all of a sudden, and the first thing he thought of from this was: "It seems that such a thing as a large-scale war in a realm should belong to 'big news' and be on the 'front page', right? Why is it actually put in the 374th edition here? and... Well, it doesn't seem like the overall length is too big, and the location doesn't seem to be very good......"
"Of course, does that need to be said?" asked the master. Ruyi's reaction is called an incomparably fast: "'Coca' is just a mere 'C+-level' realm. It's not as good as our 'Castin' realm! Anyway, our 'Castin' is all 'A-grade' realms, so it's not easy to enter the top 60 editions, what virtue does it have, how can it get on the front page? Doesn't it make people laugh and lose their big teeth!"
“......”
Wen Bin was speechless again.
'Castular Leaf' is a god horse, he doesn't know it. But listen to her. Visually it should be the realm where they (auspicious, wishful) are located, right?
Sweat!
It turned out to be an 'A-grade' realm!
Wen Bin never thought about it. He, a guy from the 'C-class' realm, actually has two personal maids from the 'A-grade' realm who are particularly good at him!
...... In this way, Nizi is still crying there and crying poorly!
In other words, if they know that they are actually just a small character from a low-level realm that they don't even look down on, like an ant (and the cultivation is still low... Words. I don't know what will happen?
Regarding this, Wen Bin didn't want to know the answer at all.
He was only glad that he had properly disguised his image before stepping into this 'Floating Life Palace', otherwise......
Wen Bin didn't dare to imagine what terrible consequences would be brought if he was in a trance for a while!
He is still very satisfied with his current identity, status, power, wealth, honor, etc., and he is never willing to end up with no place to die because of a little negligence.
Luckily, I'm vigilant enough!
He still had lingering palpitations in his heart, and he didn't dare to continue discussing this dangerous topic with them (lest they ask where he came from on a whim...). Then I had to make up nonsense to fool around with them, I was really asking for trouble, and I was very tired), so I thought about it, and quickly changed my words and asked about other topics: "Uh, well, what's the matter...... Oh, by the way, before I left, didn't I specially invite the team of technicians from the sub-regiment of the 'Mythical Armor Design Main Team' to come over and help with the inlay, polishing, and upgrading the two sets of 'Immortal Realm' equipment, what happened to them now? What about them, are they still there? have they all gone back?"
"Oh, master, you finally remembered that!"
Ruyi clenched his fists with both hands very exaggeratedly, making a 'pious prayer' shape, his eyes flickered, so emotional: "When you are idle, you have nothing to do to come to sightseeing and travel to have fun? People are doing business, time is money!"
"Unfortunately, the people are too famous, the business is too good, the business is too much, and they are very busy, so time is also very precious! They came to our side, and after they finished everything that should be done, they taught the technicians here the rules and methods of follow-up production...... I audited for a while, and it was very simple, it was nothing more than some procedural work that passed through the pulse, and then, everyone withdrew it~"
“...... Oh. ”
"Let's go, just get their responsibilities done for me... How can they not be busy in business? We can't always tie a rope to prevent people from leaving!"
Regarding this, Wen Bin had expected this, and it was not unusual.
"Yes!"
Ruyi glared, swallowed the slanderous words that he wanted to add to his mouth back into his stomach, and immediately touched his face with both hands, and said with a very clever smile: "Actually, I think the same way~"
Hah! This Nizi ......
Wen Bin was speechless again, glanced at Jixiang beside him, and couldn't help but laugh secretly!
"Well, that's the case," he didn't want to dwell on this issue, he thought about it, and invited with a smile: "Idle is idle anyway, why don't we go over and have a look?" (To be continued......)