56. If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself!
The sound of cooing, cooing, cooing has reverberated for a long time, echoing in the world, echoing for thousands of years.
No one responds, and heaven and earth echo.
This is not a lazy donkey pulling a mill, this is a mule pulling a cart, of course, anyway, they are all willing, if it is not for a mouthful of food and drink, who is willing to work. The mule is still the same mule, the big mule with green hair, with a calm face and very unhappy to pull a car, and walk on the road with a grunt. The weather is sunny and the sun is shining, but the mood is very gloomy, and the mule pulling the cart is not happy and the driver who drives the car is not happy, generally with a calm face, and pouting, and the green mule is like a pair of difficult brothers: "Smack!"
"Plop puff!" the big mule ate a whip for no reason, and was even more upset, so he deliberately picked up the potholed hemp nest and walked on the road, in order to take revenge on him, and turned the wicked coachman's ass into eight petals! Before the words fell, the wicked coachman whipped the knight on the buttocks of the knight on the mule, and the knight's ass was red: "Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak,
"Monster, eat my old grandson!" It is the old hatred and the new hatred, the enemy is very red when he meets, and the dust and haze are flying around, and the mule knight and the wicked chauffeur are fighting in a scuffle, you catch me and bite, and no one is convinced: "Squeak! squeak! Inside the carriage. Through the curtain. A majestic voice came out: "The demon clan is powerful, you can't fight, one hundred and eight small, return to the camp quickly!"
"Squeak!" It turned out that the name of the knight on the mule was Little One Hundred and Eight, and the military order was like a mountain, but Little One Hundred and Eight had already killed red eyes: "Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!"
"Demon Monkey! Traitor!" The majestic voice came out again, with an unconcealed anger: "Kill them all!"
"Yes!" another voice said, sharp and thin. Lack of middle qi.
At the place where the words fell, two ant armies, one gray and one black, were dispatched at the same time through the gap in the door curtain, five thousand on the left and five thousand on the right, each marching along the wheel.
The queue is neat and silent.
Charge!Charge!Ant Attack!Charge!Charge!Invincible!
It should be noted that this is a righteous army, and this is a long-planned operation, which was originally an ambush of thousands of troops and horses in the car, just to hunt down and kill the wicked coachman who has done many evils and is hated by everyone! In his hands, he has a huge force that is extremely evil, and he has done many unrighteous acts. For example, stealing chickens, touching dogs, snatching children's candy to eat, and even the poor and cute little monkeys are bullied, and when they see an elderly person falling down on the road, they can't help them and don't hand over the money to the policeman, and so on.
That's the case, but this villain is too vicious, and treacherous and slippery, it's really hard to deal with, so the two-person and one-monkey combat team that graduated from the Galactic Superhero Training School has absorbed two new members, both of whom are messengers of justice, that is, a reformed balloon man, a child who was abducted and trafficked, and formed the galaxy joint bailiff cosmic patrol special forces, at this time, the combat effectiveness has been further greatly upgraded, well-equipped, indestructible, and the death of the wicked coachman has come:" Hahahaha
The wicked coachman laughed loudly, and before he died, he shouted: "If you come to the gods, the demon monkey has appeared!"
A stream of wine fell from the sky, and one of the messengers of justice was immediately drenched and damp, and he was immediately speechless.
Dangling, swaying for a while, he fell headlong on the car board and sent out a distress signal: "Squeak ~ squeak ~ squeak ~"
After that, he was staggering and crawling up, and he had no head or brains to play drunken fists.
"Not good! not good!" The enemy is too cunning and has a variety of methods, and in the blink of an eye, half a jar of wine is spilled: "Bang la-la-"
Defeated, defeated, the ant army was in chaos, instantly collapsed, scattered and fled, throwing away armor.
"Look! Look!" It turns out that the wicked coachman is not a wicked coachman at all, but a demonic drunkard: "This is to fight ten thousand with one! haha! hahaha!"
The demon drunkard laughed wildly, and there was a dead silence in the car: "Shhhhh
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, lose one messenger of justice, and four messengers of justice, the squadron leader who spoke just now, the squad leader who did it just now, and a big captain. The captain didn't speak, because the captain was ready to make a move, and the captain wanted to use the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Big Farts Divine Skill to launch the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Big Farts Divine Bullet. The captain is ready to go. Both the squadron leader and the squad leader were nervous. This bullet will pass through the air through the curtain and hit the demon drunkard, bombarding it to kill! The demon is about to be destroyed, justice is being served again, and the three messengers of justice are pounding in their hearts, and they are all nervous at that time: "Woo wow ~ Woo wow ~ Woo wow ~"
Finished.
There is also a messenger of justice in the car, and the bad thing is that the fourth messenger of justice is bad: "Little girl is hungry, you three go out to play." It turned out that the fourth messenger of justice was not yet a messenger of justice, just a preparatory student, and he had not yet broken: "Damn!" "The preparatory student wants to be fed, and the logistics staff have to be fed, this can't be seen, and indecent things are not to be seen, especially the captain: "Just know that eating, it's really troublesome!" When the curtain moved, three messengers of justice appeared, rescued the messengers of justice who were still playing drunk, and spat at the back of the drunkard demon together: "Phew!"
Then he shouted, jumped off the mule cart, and fled.
The sound of cooing, cooing, cooing has reverberated for a long time, echoing in the world, echoing for thousands of years.
This is a road of no return, and it will not be completed for thousands of years, and it will not be finished, only annoyance!
Annoying!
Yan Daxia was very annoyed, so he had to borrow wine to drown his sorrows, saying that the group was out of Qingzhou. The next day.
Everyone ran away. handed over this mess to Yan Daxia alone. can't hold it up and can't clean it up, so Yan Lao Er is not annoyed. But in one day and one night, Yan Daxia has already moved the idea of escaping 800 times, but it can't be done, it can't be done, you can't throw a few children, orphans and widows halfway through, you have to have a conscience, Yan Daxia said it himself. Besides. Don't underestimate this carload of people, they are all important people, any of them, even if something big happens, Yan Lao Er can't afford that responsibility-
For example, Xiaoxiao, if something happens to Xiaoxiao, Li Laosan will definitely kill Yan Laoer first.
For example, incompetence, if something happens to incompetence, Lingxiu will definitely break off her friendship with her old friend.
As for Shangqing, whether it is male or female, big or small, human or monkey. You have to take care of it, otherwise Yan Daxia will be incorruptible and shameful, and morally corrupt. Come to a sticky end! This is bad luck, who does this offend, anyway, when a cow is a horse, it is not a person before and after, so Yan Daxia has never been willing to deal with women, especially children, so at the end of the day, Yan Daxia is already a headache and annoyed to death, almost feeling that he has aged ten years old overnight, and the road ahead is still very long, so fast forward, I don't know how to go to the year of the monkey Ma Yue, Yan Daxia is going crazy when he thinks about it, he is going crazy when he thinks about it, and he is on the verge of collapse every moment since he left Qingzhou City, annoyed and annoying, how to be annoying!
In other words, Yan Daxia is ready to hurry up and return to the capital alone for the New Year, where there are still more than 10,000 brothers waiting to have a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner with Brother Yan, drink Chinese New Year's Eve wine with Chinese New Year's Eve dumplings, and party all night. It's over, it's over, there are still thousands of miles of land, it's the twenty-sixth of the lunar month, and he can't catch up anyway, and Yan Daxia can only drink the northwest wind with the farts of the incompetent immortals. With children, especially disobedient children, especially a group of naughty and disobedient children, how depressed it is, only those who have brought it know that it is the long and bitter sea ahead, Yan Daxia will definitely die on the way, Yan Daxia does not think that he can still hold on to the capital-
Life is suffering, death is liberation, Yan Daxia has also heard this sentence, a living Buddha is a living Buddha.
A living Buddha is a living Buddha, cumbersome is cumbersome, dispose of it, dispose of it, at this time, Yan Daxia's only idea is to dispose of it quickly, and the first thing that should be dealt with is his cheap son Incompetent Daxian, send it back to Nanshan Zen Buddhism, and hand it over to Lingxiu Monk. The second is Xiaoxiao, I have already said that if you send him to study, it will not be difficult to run a noble school, just hand it over to Brother Murong. The third, the Shangqing people, naturally handed over to the people of Shangqing, there is a good candidate in the capital, that is him, Fang Daoshi. After that, he was relaxed, the sky was high and the birds flew in the sea with the fish, eating, drinking, singing, and having fun.
Thinking like this, Yan Daxia became happy again, and Yan Daxia drank and sang while drinking, the song of the birdman.
"Where to die-where to live--" Only when Awu is not there and things are particularly tricky, Yan Daxia will miss his Awu brother: "Awu Awu-little Awu-where to climb-get back-"
Yan Daxia's brain has been broken, his nerves are delirious, and Ah Wu has already let the birds fly and can't come back.
Needless to say, how good Yan Daxia's singing is, extremely penetrating, spreading ten miles against the wind, the four heroes of the righteous messenger tightly covered their ears and ran away with their lives, and there was no way out of the corner, and the fish jumped high in the sky.
In the midst of the song, Xiao Yuan came to eat and drink to his heart's content, and fell asleep sweetly.
Just when Yan Daxia thought of Daoist Fang, Miss Yuan, or Mrs. Yue, also thought of Daoist Fang, and heard that Daoist Fang is now mixing well in the capital, and has changed into a little Marquis Fang, so Miss Yuan is going to ask him for advice in person. Of course, Miss Yuan is not worried about Senior Brother Yue at all, so why worry about the sky, a good man has ambitions in all directions, he has his own way to the world, and he has gone to do chivalry. It's just strange, it's really better to see than to hear, Yuan Yan'er didn't expect Yan Beige to be such a person, so pretending to be crazy and stupid for the old and disrespectful, and the big horse monkey also seemed to follow a few children to play naughty nonsense-
Of course, strange is not strange, every time a hero slaughters more dogs, the Malaysian monkey man is benevolent, and deserves the name of a living hero.
However, it is still necessary to ask for advice, just because the moment of life and death of Shangqing is coming, and it is almost the New Year, and it is the Qingming season after the year-
Master Fang, what do you think? (To be continued......)