At noon, the sun shone on the earth fiercely, and when it was on its heels, it was waiting for a layer of skin to be burned. The willow tree hung down the silk with strength and breathlessness, like a man who had spent all night drinking and never returned, in front of his wife, bowing his head and accepting the reprimand. The fish in the pond were also too sunburned to move, and they hid under the lotus leaves, quietly waiting for the sun to move.

At this moment, the head of the Liuyun Dao spread the hexagram in the shade of a willow tree. There was a stick holder on the table, and some pens, ink, paper, inkstones, and the like. Liuyun Daoist sat at the table, holding a book in his hand to read with relish Today's Liuyun Daoist is wearing a light gray crane, holding a feather fan in his hand, and swaying. The feather fan in the hands of the Liuyun Dao Chief is not just a fan to dispel the heat. Moreover, if there is a fly next to him, he can use a feather fan to blow the fly away.

"Liuyun Dao Chief, it's so Yaxing today!"

A voice interrupted Liuyun Dao's train of thought, and he looked up just in time to see the little fat man standing at the table with a smile on his face. His apprentice was also by his side, but his expression was a little restrained.

Seeing these two people, Daoist Liuyun also smiled knowingly, and said, "Why do you two boys have time to come and see Lao Dao me?"

The little fat man reached out and pulled a chair to sit down, and said, "I miss you, come and see you, can't you?"

Although the little fat man was very arrogant, Ding Hao didn't dare to make a mistake. He was a little frightened when he saw the little fat man talking unscrupulously with his master. Although the little fat man motioned for him to sit down, he didn't dare, and stood aside with a dry smile.

"You kid......" For the little fat man, he also looked helpless.

The little fat man reached out and took the book that Liuyun Dao Chang had just put on the table, and saw that this was a classic called "Taishang Induction Chapter". The little fat man turned two pages and found that it was full of content that taught people to go to good and evil. The little fat man looked like he didn't understand, and asked Daoist Liuyun: "Daoist, what's the use of this book? I don't look like I am cultivating immortals and practicing martial arts!"

Liuyun Dao Chang nodded and said, "Yes, this is just a *** teaching classic. Reading it three times when you're upset can calm people's minds. ”

As soon as the little fat man heard this, he became interested. Because in normal times, whenever he thinks of Senior Sister Qiao Ruyan's words, his heart hurts like poking with a knife. In order to forget these past events, he would often get drunk alone. However, people who drink a lot of alcohol know that it is more sad to drown their sorrows through wine. Although I forgot the pain for a while, once I woke up, my heart became even more uncomfortable. It just so happened that this book could make people feel calm, and the little fat man came up with the idea of this book.

"Dao Chief, how about borrowing this book for me for two days?" the little fat man asked Dao Chang Liuyun for advice.

Liuyun Dao Chang looked surprised, he had seen the little fat man several times, but he had never seen him like to read once. Today, the sun came out in the west, and he actually changed his sex, and he took the initiative to ask to study. However, this "Taishang Induction Chapter" is not an important ancient book, and you can buy it at any bookstore. In view of this, Daoist Liuyun said, "Well, I'll lend this book to you for a few days." ”

The little fat man was overjoyed, and hurriedly stuffed the book into his pocket, as if he was afraid that Liuyun Dao would regret it. After stuffing the book, the little fat man asked, "Dao Chief, I still have one more question, I don't know if I should talk about it or not?"

After listening to the little fat man's words, the Taoist chief understood that even if he didn't say it properly, this shameless little fat man would still ask. In this case, it is better to simply be single, and say, "If there is anything you want to know, let's ask it together?"

The little fat man saw that Liuyun Dao was so straightforward, and if he wanted to twist and pinch his forehead, it would be too inconsistent with his character. The little fat man opened his mouth and asked, "Daoist, why did you become a monk?"

This question seems to have some feeling of snooping on other people's privacy, but the little fat man doesn't care about this, if he doesn't inquire about the reason, he won't be able to sleep. As the joke goes, there is a couple, and one night, the man tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. His wife was very strange, so she asked, "Husband, why can't you sleep?" The husband did have a sad face, and said: "I borrowed 10,000 yuan from the old king of the opposite door, and tomorrow is the agreed date for repayment." I can't raise 10,000 yuan now, so I'm so worried that I can't sleep. When his wife heard this, she said nonchalantly: "This little thing also worries you like this, look at me!" Now, the old king can't sleep anymore......"

Obviously, the little fat man has the same heart as the daughter-in-law in the joke. He would rather others be uncomfortable than make himself uncomfortable.

Liuyun Dao Leader lowered his head and muttered for a moment, as if he was reminiscing about the past. After a long time, he raised his head and said slowly: "This has to start from when I was young, I think when I was young, I was also a high-minded and talented person. At that time, I didn't obey anyone. I was pretentious, believing that my future achievements must be above others. However, it is very difficult to use ancient materials. And I, like this, have no blood and ambition, but I have no way to serve the country. By chance, I suddenly realized something. Throughout the ages, there have been many brilliant characters. For example, Weishui fishing Jiang Taigong, such as strategizing, winning thousands of miles away Zhang Zifang, such as calling the wind and rain Zhuge Kongming, such as the magic plan Liu Bowen. These people, to a certain extent, have influenced my life to some extent. They have one thing in common, that is, they are all Taoists. Because, in my mind, a concept was born. That is, anyone who is extremely intelligent should be a Taoist priest. I thought I was also a very smart person, and I couldn't think about it for a while, so I became a Taoist monk. ”

Listening to the words of the head of Liuyun Dao, the little fat man couldn't cry or laugh. Although he himself had secretly speculated about his reasons for becoming a monk, he never expected that the real reason would be such nonsense. Unraveling a lump in his heart, the little fat man felt very comfortable, chatting and laughing with Liuyun Dao Chief, and time passed quickly. I don't know if it's because the two plague gods are here, Little Fat Man and Ding Hao, there were no guests in the afternoon. Fortunately, Liuyun Dao Chang didn't expect these to eat, so he didn't care. When it was almost dark, the three of them went to have a meal together, and the little fat man went back first. Because Liuyun Dao Chang wanted to teach Ding Hao at night, the little fat man left in order to avoid suspicion.

The scorching heat is gone, and the autumn is cool. This god is like a naughty boy who likes to play with his temper, and the weather was good just now, but suddenly, it rained heavily. The little fat man hadn't returned home yet, so he hurried to shelter from the rain under the eaves of a large Zhumen household. The heavy rain seemed to be pouring down, and a few pedestrians on the road who did not have time to take shelter from the rain had already been drenched in the rain. By the time they stood in front of the little fat man, they were already like chickens in soup. Because the little fat man is not as strong as that, he is naturally embarrassed to laugh at them. The family didn't know that it belonged to the landlord squire, and in front of his house, rows of bamboos were planted. These bamboos, under the ravages of wind and rain, swayed left and right, seem to be uprooted at any time. The little fat man has always liked bamboo, and he likes the toughness of bamboo, which is evergreen all year round. The raindrops crackled on the ground, like the naughty boy with a more violent temper, stomping his feet vigorously to vent the anger in his heart. It rained for a while, and the rain gradually subsided, giving people the feeling of smoke and rain covering the earth.

The words of "Huanxi Sha" say: The smoke and rain are cloudy and the evening breeze is timid, and the feelings are indifferent and the flowers are red. The past is empty. The bamboo shadow is full of tears, but the sour Confucianism sends Qiluo Cong. Break the sky one day.

Finally, when the rain was a little lighter, the little fat man covered the hem of his clothes on his head, braved the rain, and ran towards the post station. I'm going to go back to bed early, it's so boring to spend it here.

This night, the sound of the wind and the sound of the rain, like a troupe singing a big opera. And the little fat man is also like a person listening to the play, in this noisy sound, he fell asleep. When I got up the next day to freshen up, I found that the sky had cleared. Except for some water accumulation in the potholes on the ground, there is no sign of last night's heavy rain at all.

After eating something casually on the street, the little fat man hurried to the yamen. When he arrived at Yamen, the little fat man saw that Ding Hao had already arrived there. The boy's eyes were red and swollen, and his face was full of gloom, and he stood there snorting incessantly. It seems that he was abused by the Liuyun Daoist last night. After saying hello, the little fat man took advantage of the fact that the prefect did not come, took out the book of "Taishang Induction Chapter" from his pocket, and read it carefully. Although the number of words in this book is not much, the shock to the little fat man is quite large. It's no wonder, otherwise, how could it become the supreme classic of the home!

While everyone was waiting, the prefect walked in with a figure-eight step. Seeing the prefect come in, everyone quickly stood up, holding their breath one by one, waiting for the prefect to speak. The prefect did not go to the table to pay money, but went straight to the middle of the crowd and said with a smile: "There is no official business today, so you don't have to be so restrained." Wait a while, you guys will just form a team and go out on patrol in the streets. The crowd nodded yes.

At this time, the prefect's eyes fell on the little fat man and Ding Hao, and said slowly: "Little fatty, Ding Hao, you two come to the back hall with me, I have something to look for you." After the prefect finished speaking, he walked to the back hall first. The little fat man and Ding Hao didn't know why the prefect called them to the back hall, so they were puzzled, followed behind the prefect, and walked towards the back hall.

Through the hallway, we came to the back garden. Before the little fat man could admire the red flowers and green willows in the garden, he saw a person standing in the garden at this moment. When the little fat man saw this person, he was taken aback.