Chapter 22: The Idiot of Pickling Girls
Ye Qing suddenly jumped a few meters high, directly hitting the upper cover of the cabin and deflating a large piece, the plane was not just shaking this time, but directly deviating from the route of the fall, what is even more troublesome is that at this time, it happened to pass through a Middle Eastern country, like this kind of private jet without a number, just like this, flew over people's airspace, and people were not allowed to beat you with missiles.
There were at least three missiles in the back, flying in different directions, and the target was of course the plane that Ye Qing was riding.
The foreign devil pilot turned his head again and glared at Ye Qing fiercely, and Ye Qing was frantically running the longevity formula at this time, and the eight veins of the strange meridians in his body were like a fire, and it was estimated that Ye Qing's mouth was open at this time, and he could spit out the true fire of Samadhi like a red child.
Ni Jinyou tasted and drank lightly, and just smiled evilly at Ye Qing's dirty bun behavior, and did not show any panic at the three missiles chasing after him.
The pilot suddenly pulled up the engine, and the plane suddenly began to climb wildly, and the three missiles behind it chased farther and farther, and in the end, completely lost a trace.
Ni Jinyou said disdainfully: "The Scud missile, which was popular twenty years ago, dares to take it out and embarrass people, can the speed of that missile be compared with my Blackbird Eight Generation, which can surpass the speed of the first universe, it is really beyond my strength!"
After a stick of incense, Ye Qing let out a long breath and said: "Cool, it's really cool, good wine, give me another glass!"
Ni Jinyou looked at Ye Qingdao like a beggar: "Although our relationship is good, but in the whole world, there is only this small half jar of drunken wine, you can drink half a cup, our friendship has been dry for a long time, and I still want to drink, wait until I see Wang Aiqin or can cultivate immortals, hehe, you won't rob it, right?"
Ye Qing directly smacked him and said: "Fart, what do you think of me Ye Qing, isn't it just pickling girls and cultivating immortals, I can say ugly things in front, after I satisfy you with these two things, you have to give me all the drunken wine, you old boy drink this wine, it is a mouse eating barley, it is a complete waste of food!"
Ni Jinyou didn't refute, but locked the half jar of drunken wine into the safe.
Ye Qing sneered and said, "Just your broken safe, I can poke it open for you with one less hair!"
Ni Jinyou obviously didn't eat hard and soft, and he didn't answer Ye Qing's words at all, let's talk about it when I can see Wang Aiqin, if I don't see the devil, why do you want to pull the bolt!
Ye Qing had obviously included that half of the jar of drunken wine as his must-have. Because he drank half a cup of drunken spirit wine in one breath just now, he not only tempered and expanded his meridians, but also made his comprehension of the longevity formula and the nameless mantra go to a higher level.
Specifically, although the longevity formula and the nameless mantra belong to two completely different cultivation fields, the supreme true meaning expressed in them is the same, which Ye Qing has never compared before, under the stimulation of the fiery drunken spirit, like the head of the Buddhist family, Ye Qing suddenly had an epiphany, during which many obscure levels suddenly became clear.
With a speed that surpassed the speed of the first universe, the black bird eight generations passed from day to night in a few hours, and entered the territory of Asia.
After Ye Qing pointed out a general direction for the pilot, he said to Ni Jinyou: "Have you prepared any gifts, you won't come to visit the beauty empty-handed like this!"
As soon as Wang Aiqin was mentioned, Ni Jinyou, who was talking about the image of a high-ranking scholar just now, immediately became a young middle school student, and said nervously: "Yes, yes, yes, when, of course, how about I give her the scepter of the Egyptian pharaoh or the crown of Elizabeth?"
Ye Qing sneered and said: "It seems that you are really an idiot who picks up girls, do you think that Wang Aiqin is the dry corpse you faced when you work?
Ni Jinyou immediately shook his head like a rattle and said: "No, no, that's too shabby, how about I give her a plane, or a Swiss Bank limited edition Centurion Black Gold Card?"
Ye Qing sneered: "It's not good, that centurion black gold card might as well be useful for giving it to me." Wang Aiqin is not a human being, no, not an ordinary person, and he will not be interested in these worldly things!"
Ni Jinyou immediately said with interest: "Wang Aiqin is your friend, tell me about her, I will see her in a while, I have a topic!"
Ye Qingyi stretched out his hand and said, "No problem, bring the Centurion Black Gold Card!"
Ni Jinyou pursed his lips and said, "Here you go." Seeing the forgetful guy, just answer a question, and ask for my Centurion black gold card, which is known as the world's responsive Centurion, what a black heart!"
Ye Qing directly threw the centurion black gold card into the Aoba world, and said: "Don't be so stingy, you can enter the emperor's tomb casually, isn't it, do you still listen to Wang Aiqin's life deeds?"
Ni Jinyou swallowed a mouthful of foam and said, "Listen, listen, the bastard won't talk about it!"
Ye Qing glared at him, and Ni Jinyou muttered in a low voice: "It's a pity that I have a centurion black gold card, do you think you can do it with money!"
Ye Qing didn't care about Ni Jinyou, who was still in pain, and said: "Wang Aiqin is not an earthling, he is an alien from the Aegean constellation......"
Ni Jinyou jumped up directly in shock, and after a short shock, the plane immediately flew smoothly again, it seemed that the foreign devil pilot had adapted to their way of talking, and began to be immune to the sudden shaking of the plane.
The corners of Ni Jinyou's mouth trembled: "I see, no wonder she hasn't seen aging for more than 20 years, she is still so pure and lovely, no wonder I asked her about not aging, she immediately dispersed, it turned out that she was an alien, Aegean constellation, Wang Aiqin, I was so stupid, why didn't I think of it at the time, Lyra, twenty-six light years away from the earth, is one of the most brilliant constellations in the Northern Sky Milky Way, named because the shape is like the harp of ancient Greece." Its main star, the Cowherd and Vega, is also known as the Love Star, the Love Star, the Aegean Star, yes, Wang Aiqin must be the fairy of Vega. It must be yes, okay, Brother Ye, the centurion black gold card belongs to you, don't introduce the details, say too much, I'm afraid Aiqin will be angry!"
Ye Qing said quietly: "Ni Jinyou, don't you mind Wang Aiqin's alien identity at all, have you considered the problem of your next generation?"
Ni Jinyou sneered and said: "It's really old-fashioned, it seems that you still don't understand the greatness of love, one of my peers, once liked a three-thousand-year-old dry corpse, and married that dry corpse without hesitation, I, the great Asian tomb robber king Ni Jinyou, is their witness!"
Ye Qing let out a "wow", suddenly turned his head to look at the scenery outside the window and said: "Stop, I understand the sexual orientation of you gravediggers, have another drink of drunken bar, you disgusted me just now!"
Ni Jinyou opened the safe painfully, poured another half a glass for Ye Qing, and quickly locked the wine jar again. After Ye Qing saw Ni Jinyou lock the safe, he hugged the safe, and then joked: "Grave digger, you don't have an impulse to the safe, right?"
Ni Jinyou said angrily: "I'm impulsive to your sister, drink quickly, I'm holding the safe, I'm not afraid that you will suddenly beat again!"
Ye Qing looked at Ni Jinyou, drank the half cup of drunken wine in one go, and his whole body did not move, Ni Jinyou patted his chest and said, "Say it earlier, I don't have to be so nervous if I say it earlier!"
Ye Qing saw that Ni Jinyou left the safe, and could no longer bear the burning sensation of burning inside, so he suddenly bounced up, knocking the top cabin of the plane into a dent again, and the pilot only operated for a short time, and stabilized the fuselage, poor Ni Jinyou, just relaxed and left the safe, and was swayed and slammed!
At the beginning of night, the plane finally landed in a cloudy valley. It's been almost two years, Ye Qing has returned to Qingniu Mountain, and I don't know if Sister Qin can deduce his visit again this time.
Ni Jinyou followed behind Ye Qing like a child following an adult, Ye Qing came to a smooth mountain wall and stood in front of it, the mountain wall suddenly made a sound of "Zhezhe", and a big hole was cracked in it, and what caught his eye was an unfathomable stone staircase, embedded in the stone wall on both sides was a moonstone that emitted a faint and soft white light, and there was a blood-red couplet on the entrance stone wall: "Persuade the king not to be afraid of the book of life and death, where the souls of all things return!"
Ni Jinyou has been to countless graves, so he is naturally a staunch atheist, otherwise he would have been scared into a nervous disorder. But he can accept any unbelievable information, such as witchcraft, such as aliens, such as special abilities. But this real hell on earth still made his scalp tingle, and the gust of wind on the stone steps made his scalp even more painful. Especially after following Ye Qing into the Infernal Hell, the stone wall behind him suddenly closed, and he gave a dismount in his heart, and the stone steps were going down, endlessly, turning back and forth, just like leading to the eighteenth layer of hell!
Since Ye Qing came for the second time, he naturally didn't have as many feelings as Ni Jinyou. Quickly took Ni Jinyou through a few lanes, and saw the beautiful and moving beauty queen Aiqin at the end of the lane.
When Ni Jinyou saw Wang Aiqin and Ye Qing hugging, he was jealous, and he also opened his arms and planned to hug Wang Aiqin, Wang Aiqin just stretched out a hand and said, "Just shake hands, don't be so exaggerated." Wang Aiqin, Ye Qing's sister, please give me a lot of advice!"
Ni Jinyou said stupidly: "Ni Jinyou, Ye Qing's brother, please take care of me!"