Chapter 346: Beating is kissing and scolding is love
The illusion of brain supplementation was too terrifying, Liu Shenxiang said that he was difficult to accept, his mood was agitated, and he suddenly woke up from the illusion he had prepared.
"Wow Wow Wow ββββ"
Liu Shenxiang didn't speak, and after waking up, he remembered the terrible scene in the illusion just now, and began to cry as soon as he heard it.
Later, seeing that Yang Jian was still walking towards Xiaoyu with a cute face, Liu Shenxiang cried and crawled, quickly climbed to catch up with Yang Jian, and hugged Yang Jian's thigh and did not let go.
"Don't do this, please don't do this, don't do this to me, give me back Xiaoyu!"
A handful of snot and a handful of tears covered Yang Jian's entire trouser leg, and looking at the stock, it was obvious that it had not reached the limit.
Holding back the disgust and disgust, Yang Jian spread out his right hand and leaned in front of Liu Shenxiang without saying a word.
In fact, he should have a victorious smile at this time, but because Liu Shenxiang's current performance is too boring, Yang Jian decided to withdraw the smile reward.
Looking at the calloused and potholed big hand handed over by Yang Jian, Liu Shenxiang was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, and there was a reluctant entanglement and hesitation on the little white face with snot and tears.
Yang Jian grinned, put away his big hand, and didn't kick Liu Shenxiang, just dragged him step by step towards Xiaofuli Xiaoyu.
Little Furi finally reacted now, the output of one a year frightened her into discoloration, and she shook her head again and again to retreat,
But he was dragged by the old fox who looked at Yang Jian with a flattering face and wanted to climb the high branches.
Don't say it, this is quite like a money-greedy old mother who forced her daughter to marry a rich and handsome woman.
"I'll give it to you, can't I give it to you!"
A roar in despair sounded, Yang Jian's footsteps dragging forward immediately stopped, the corners of his mouth rose, and he turned around and spread his big hand at Liu Agarwood on the ground again.
Liu Shenxiang cried even louder, and while crying, he took out a turquoise lotus lamp that was about the size of two palms from his arms.
Anyway, he has such a big lamp in his arms, let's not talk about it first, why can't there be any protrusions on the outside?
Could it be that this is also a setting?
Returning to the subject, looking at his mother's ...... Treasure, Liu Shenxiang's thoughts flew again, and his mother's kind and weak smile flashed in his mind, and he remembered ......
Liu Shenxiang couldn't think of anything, because the trigger condition of the memoryβββ Baolian lantern, had already been taken away by Yang Jian.
Glancing at the Baolian lantern that Yang Jian was playing with in his hand again, Agarwood wiped his face, got up, and went straight to Xiaoyu.
Anyway, the Baolian lantern is gone, now let's keep my wife first, and then talk about the Baolian lantern, and then think about it in the long run.
"Stop, where do you want to go?"
Behind him, Yang Jian's undisguised malice came, and then ran all the way to Xiaoyu, and Liu Shenxiang, who was about to have a warm hug with Xiaoyu, felt that he had taken off.
Looking down, he really took off!
The person was in mid-air, screaming in fright, going backwards all the way, and falling back to Yang Jian's feet again.
"Yang Jian, what do you mean? I have already given you the Baolian lantern, why are you still obstructing me from being with Xiaoyu!
The buttocks landed on the ground, and the painful Liu Shenxiang grinned.
But in turn, the anger in his heart did not allow him to make his own declaration of pain at all, and he got up from the ground with a bone, pointed at Yang Jian's nose and began to question loudly.
Liu Agarwood: β° (θΉ)
With an indescribable smile on the corner of his mouth, Yang Jian slashed off Liu Shenxiang's fingers that were about to poke into his nostrils.
Then he took out a silver-white elixir from the Nawu ring and handed it to Liu Agarwood.
The weird gentle smile: "Come, good nephew, take this pill." β
"What kind of elixir is this?"
Liu Shenxiang looked vigilant, his body retreated, and an ominous premonition came to his mind, and he had a feeling that something was wrong.
"This is for healing, Taishang Laojun personally refines it, and the remaining breath can be pulled back for you. β
Liu Agarwood: "......"
To be honest, this guy is good and bad for him, and he can't understand Yang Jian a little.
If you don't understand it, you won't read it, you will be treated as a bad guy, and everything should be ignoredβββ and you will be afraid of fraud when you go out
waved his hand again and again, grinning: "What, I don't need to waste such a good pill for this injury, you still keep it for yourself......"
"Ho~!ho~!!"
Before he finished speaking, when he opened his mouth, a small silver-white pill was inserted into Liu Agarxiang's mouth, breaking through many obstacles all the way and reaching his throat directly, almost choking Liu Agarxiang to death.
After a while, Liu Agarwood eased up, and felt a warm current coming from his body, and the pain on his face and body was reduced a lot.
This...... This is really a healing elixir?!
Looking at the smiling Yang Jian, Liu Shenxiang was confused, to be honest, he couldn't understand this Yang Jian......
"Wait, what are you doing with your clothes? What do you want to do? Don't you come here~......! Puff~!"
In the field of vision of the onlookers, Yang Jian took off his coat that was in the way, and walked towards Liu Agarwood, who was constantly retreating in a panic, with a hideous face.
One suddenly accelerated, and a fist rammed into Liu Shenxiang's face, causing it to squirt out a mouthful of old blood and fly out upside down.
The camera retraced, time slowed down, Yang Jian's fist cut through the air, with a white wave of qi, in Liu Shenxiang's frightened eyes, slowly smashed on his face.
The sharp fist wind blew the fat on Liu Shenxiang's face, and the fat on both cheeks rippled outward like water waves.
The fist was close to the face, and the bridge of Liu Agarxiang's nose was gradually dislocated and distorted under the camera, and then the face was deeply sunken, and the two big white teeth slowly broke away from the gums, and Liu Agarxiang said goodbye slowly with bloodshots.
The time slowed down and the special effect disappeared, and Liu Shenxiang's thin body flew out as if it had been hit by a train, and ploughed on the ground after landing...... Rubbing all the way, he hit a big rock hard.
Rubbing all the way in the pile of rubble, the blood spit out of his mouth was far less than the blood oozing from under Liu Agarwood's buttocks.
Looking at the bloodstains along the way, it must be miserable to think about the local area.
In fact, it is true that Liu Agarwood at this time was already half-dead after he landed, with more qi and less in, and at least half of the bones in his body were broken.
After another friction, the human eye will not work immediately.
Liu Shenxiang: (x_x) ~
There is a kind of pain called pain, which already belongs to the genus of advanced pain.
But there's another kind of pain that hurts to think about, and it's like sticking a toothpick in front of your thumb on your foot and kicking it hard against a wall.
Now Liu Agarxiang's tragic situation belongs to this level, just thinking about Liu Agarxiang's bloody and blurred big gluteal muscles, everyone in the audience couldn't help but tighten locally, and their backs were cold, and they shivered together.
Even so, it was not so easy for Liu Shenxiang to die.
Yang Jian forcibly stuffed it into his body, and the healing pill personally refined by Taishang Laojun was powerful again, and Yingying white light enveloped it, and after a while, he woke up faintly.
However, although the person woke up, Liu Shenxiang's injury had not yet healed, and the itching and pain of the healing of bones and rotten flesh made Liu Shenxiang want to scream loudly at the top of his throat.
It's just that, looking at Yang Jian, who was approaching with a cruel smile, the fear in Liu Shenxiang's heart was even worse.
Screaming and wailing or something, he said that he could put it aside first, he just wanted to stay away from Yang Jian now.
Even if the bones have not healed, Liu Shenxiang has to crawl forward with his own arms, even if there is a rough gravel under him, he doesn't care!
Courage and perseverance, but ...... Nothing to use.
As soon as he climbed forward less than two meters, Liu Shenxiang was pulled back by Yang Jian's ankle.
He took out a blood-red elixir from the Nawu ring again, broke open Liu Shenxiang's tightly tense gums, and stuffed it again.
"You're ......"
"Give you a blood tonic for you, after all, you might vomit a little too much in a while. β
Yang Jian interrupted Liu Shenxiang's question, today he asked too many questions such as "what do you want to do" and "what are you doing", and he was tired of it.
Unlike Yang Jian's calmness, Liu Shenxiang was about to be scared to death, and Yang Jian's straight punch just now made him turn around at the gate of the Netherworld.
With these two more punches, the door of the underworld will be completely open for him.
"Why, why are you doing this to me? No matter how you say that I am also your uncle......
Yang Jian: β‘ (β_β) β‘
"Ahem, what, a slip of the tongue, come back here. β
Liu Shenxiang looked at Yang Jian's big face plate as black as the bottom of a pot, smiled, and then brewed his emotions, and horror resurfaced in his eyes.
"Why are you torturing me? No matter what you say, you're my own uncle!"
Yang Jian: "......"
What should I do now? The actors' lines are all read wrong, why doesn't the director shout "card"?
Smash it, smash it, Yang Jian thought about it, he could only pretend that he didn't hear it, and continue to act, anyway, he was just an actor, what did he do so much.
He grinned and sneered: "Now that you know that I am your uncle, why did you go earlier? I will tell you now, it is too late!"
In the audience, Chang'e looked at Liu Shenxiang's miserable appearance in the audience, and was a little careful.
glanced back at Zhen Hao, who was indifferent to this, bit her lip, and leaned over and flew towards the stage.
A loving mother has many defeated children, how can she see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain, and if she doesn't experience the beating of society, how can Liu Agarwood thrive!
Zhen Hao shook his head and sighed, and then got up and flew to the big stage under the clouds with Niu Erhua and his party.
The finale ceremony does not have him as a screenwriter, so what is it called a finale ceremony.
Under the stage, he felt that his body was getting stronger and stronger, his blood was gradually vigorous, Yang Jian's face became more and more hideous, Liu Agarwood looked up at the sky, and felt that his life was bleak.
Wait, what's that? What round thing sparkles in the sun?
After seeing who the ball was, Liu Shenxiang was overjoyed and shouted repeatedly: "Sister Chang'e! Sister Chang'e, save me! Erlang God wants to kill me!"
"Smack~!"
Yang Jian frowned, and slapped Liu Shenxiang's brain shell: "What is it called, sister, no big or small, called aunt!"
After that, Yang Jian got up, with a bright and flattering smile, and greeted Chang'e who fell from the sky.
Liu Shenxiang covered her buzzing head, looked at the licking dog Yang Jian, and pouted: What aunt, dead licking dog, crush, greedy for other people's bodies, in ......
it!
After watching Chang'e land, Dafang hugged Yang Jian's arm, and Liu Shenxiang was so shocked that her eyes were about to pop out.
"Yang Jian, Agarwood is still a child, why are you so heavy. β
Not far away, Chang'e complained while dragging Yang Jian, who looked reluctant, and walked quickly to Liu Shenxiang's side.
Looking at Liu Agarwood, who was bloody, his cheeks were swollen, and his lower body was temporarily paralyzed, Chang'e's big eyes were shining, and tears were overflowing from the corners of her eyes, covering her small mouth, for fear that she would cry.
Reaching out to check Liu Agarxiang's injury, but it was so dirty that Chang'e couldn't do it in the end.
Softly whispered, with a little trill: "Child, does it hurt?"
The big savior who could save his life appeared, Liu Shenxiang quickly crawled forward with his arms, and the tears of Dou Da began to flow down his cheeks.
Crawling and crying: "It hurts, it hurts me, Chang'e...... Aunt, Agarwood hurts so much, come and see me. β
Such a scene like a demon coming out of the cage frightened Chang'e to tremble in her heart, take a step back, don't look over, don't dare to look at it again.
Yang Jian stepped forward and kicked the newly baked agarwood imp back to its original position, then turned around and hugged Chang'e's slender waist extremely gently, and walked towards the distance.
"I said I wouldn't let you come down, you just want to come down, you see, I'm scared. β
"I'm ...... Isn't it like I feel sorry for agarwood? β
"Hey, my mother has been defeated...... That's it, I'll hit it lighter in a while. β
"Hmm~ ~ It must be lighter, otherwise we won't be able to explain to the Three Holy Mother...... I've wronged you. β
......
Who is wronged? Erlang God is wronged? Then do I, Liu Shenxiang, still have to apologize to him and say, "I'm sorry, blame me for my bones being too hard"?
Looking at Chang'e, who was sent far away by Yang Jian, Liu Shenxiang wanted to cry without tears, he felt that the whole world was against him today.
But his little problem of wanting to cry without tears was soon cured by his dear uncle, and his fists were smashed to the flesh, and the dust was so thick that he could not stop his tears.
Ten minutes later, Yang Jian, who had a happy face, walked out of the dust, and behind him was Liu Shenxiang, who had gained weight twice.
Compared with the original handsome little face, Liu Agarwood at this time was full of red light, the facial features on his face were squeezed together, and the original big eyes were squeezed into a slit.
"Wow~!"
A rush of footsteps sounded, it was Xiaoyu who was crying pear blossoms and rain.
Little Fuli Xiaoyu learned to be smart this time, she knew that as long as she opened her mouth and shouted, she would definitely be forcibly stopped by her grandmother.
So this time she didn't shout, no matter how sad she cried, she didn't shout, she saw the right time, didn't say a word, and went straight to Liu Agarwood.
It wasn't until Xiaoyu ran to Liu Shenxiang's side that the old fox reacted, and his old face was full of hatred for iron and steel, and he hurriedly chased after him.
Less than one meter away from the agarwood, the fingertips of Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu and Liu Agarwood were forcibly pulled away by the old fox with just a slight click.
"Grandma, grandma, let go of me, let me see the agarwood!"
"Grandma, grandma, let go of Xiaoyu, let her see me!"
......
The old fox was distraught by this left and right call, glanced at Yang Jian and a few bigwigs he didn't know over there, and roared: "Don't make any noise, let me ask Liu Shenxiang a few questions!"
A man and a woman, listening to the old fox is not about to break them up, there is still hope, and the crying is forbidden.
The ears were much quieter, and the old fox's face looked a little better, but he still bluffed and looked down at Liu Agarwood, who was slowly swelling under the power of the pill on the ground.
"You are rare to be my Xiaoyu, I know this, and I am also against you liking. β
When the words fell, the little couple cried with joy, and Xiaoyu wanted to bypass the old fox and feel sorry for Liu Agarwood.
However, the old fox did not let go, but still held her tightly and did not let her pass.
"You're rejoicing too soon. β
Facing the puzzled eyes of the little couple, the old fox's eyes gradually became fierce and aggressive, just like ...... The mother-in-law's soul examined.
"You said you like my Xiaoyu, then tell me, why do you like her?"
"I love her!" Liu Shenxiang didn't think about it, and replied directly, with a resolute face, not like a fake.
"Love, what ...... about love"
Halfway through his words, he lost all interest, and the old fox waved his hand with interest: "Why am I talking so much useless to you children." β
"Let me ask you, what are you going to marry my Xiaoyu, and what kind of family background do you have?"
Liu Shenxiang understood, understood what the old fox meant, but ...... He really doesn't have much capital of his own.
"Cut~!"
Looking at Liu Shenxiang, who was asked the first question, the old fox sneered disdainfully, he was too lazy to talk to Liu Shenxiang again, and turned around to pull Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu back.
"Wait!"
Liu Shenxiang stopped the old fox with a tangled face, hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "My mother is the Three Holy Mothers of the Goddess of Huashan." β
But she was locked up under Mount Hua, and she was far from being rescued. β
Gritted his teeth again: "The Jade Emperor is my uncle!"
"But he denies you. β
Gritted his teeth: "Erlang God is my uncle!"
The old fox looked strange, and seemed to be a little unbearable: "Okay, he personally hit your body." β
Agarwood's face was slightly red, and she forcibly quibbled: "Beating is kissing and scolding is love, and the harder my uncle beats, the more he loves me! You see, feeding me pills while beating me back is the best proof." β
"Heh~!"
The old fox still couldn't hold back after all, and laughed: "How do I feel, is he afraid that you will be killed?"
"This is also love......
Liu Agarwood whispered, but the confidence in it ...... I don't have any confidence at all, and I'm fooling the old woman here.
The old fox shook his head, didn't want to say a word, turned around and pulled Xiao Yu with a reluctant face and wanted to leave.
As for where to go, the old fox herself doesn't know, anyway, it's right to leave Liu Agarwood, who runs the train with his mouth full.
"I still have the Lotus Lantern!"
Behind him, Liu Shenxiang shouted again, hoping that the old fox could change his mind, but who knew that the old fox didn't reply, and only sent back a sentence: "I was just snatched away by your uncle who loves you to death." β
"I'll get it back!"
"Then wait until you get it back!"
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