Chapter 63 Walking in the Stove Spit Lotus Flowers
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When he woke up, he was woken up by the sound of chanting, and he was dizzy.
According to the time outside, it was the opening of the festival, and Master You Fang gave a lecture on the high platform, and the voice of Hongwu spread all over the world, and naturally reached the ears of the world.
But of course he didn't know where the voice came from, in the past two days, like Liu Bolun, he had not rested except for fainting, and after being woken up by the sound of the lecture, his head was now jumping and hurting.
When he woke up, he was all wet, and the bottom of his body was even slimier, and it was pitch black in front of him, and he couldn't see anything.
Where am I? Shisheng rubbed his head, this feeling was so familiar to him, and he was indeed very unlucky to say it, he fainted twice in a row in two days, and he could only blame the creation for making people, so he sat up with a wry smile and began to remember what had happened.
By the way, I seem to have been eaten by that monk.
Shisheng remembered the events of last night, and after the fat monk had distracted him, he opened his mouth wide and sucked him into his stomach while he was unprepared.
Thinking of this, Shisheng's heart was full of helplessness, what do you say is this? He has no grievances with the fat monk, why did the fat monk eat him? Although Shisheng couldn't figure out what method the monk used against him, fortunately he didn't die.
So he sat up, it didn't matter if he got up, he only heard a bang, and the armor woven of pig iron behind him was shattered to the ground, and Shisheng was stunned for a moment when he heard the sound, and hurriedly touched it into his arms.
Before in the crypt he and the paper kite collected a lot of dry moss, Shisheng in the practice of the paper kite made it into a few small torches for backup, although at this time the surrounding dampness can not attract the ground fire, but fortunately there is a fire knife in this uniform It is not difficult to light the fire, so Shisheng lit the torch in his hand, the fire flashed, and all around lit up.
But Shisheng was shocked in his heart, and by the light of the fire, he found that he was lying in a shallow puddle, and the armor behind him stuck to the water, and it was all rotten.
But there is no ground underneath you, and it is soft when you step on it, like a cow's hair that has been muddy.
Shisheng was amazed in his heart at that time, how did he know, fortunately he woke up early, at this time he was in the stomach of the magic weapon of the monk Xingsu, if he had been unconscious, he would have been unconsciously turned into a dehydrated dry corpse by this magic weapon.
This was also his luck, and he was awakened by Master Youfang's voice without knowing it.
It's about Shisheng, although he didn't know what the slime on the ground was at that time, but he also understood that this thing was not good, so he tore the remaining half of his armor, and after wrapping his feet with it, he calmed down a little, and then took the torch and explored around.
His claustrophobic place was quite large, the air was thin and full of a faint sour smell, and there were some dry bones scattered around, which looked like some kind of monster or monster, and it was strange to say, these corpses were wrapped in slime, but they looked like dried corpses, which were already a little waxed.
Shisheng felt more and more that this place was weird, in a deep foot and a shallow foot, it took him a long time to touch the edge of this 'big cave', but when he saw that the bi was dark red, some hairy weeds grew out of the cracks, Shisheng reached out to touch it, or that soft touch, like meat, if you look closely, it will squirm slightly.
He looked at the ** in front of him and felt strange, so he took the magic weapon to open the window iron rod, and without saying a word, he pulled it hard, he has now practiced the "Jindan Transformation Sutra", and the strength on his body is naturally several times stronger than before, only to hear the snap, the 'ground' under his feet trembled. But the strange thing is that after being attacked by the open window, the ** shook violently, but it was also intact. So he was ruthless, and the wheel was rounded, and the window was opened and smashed several times.
It's just that the monk who is suffering from it.
However, at this moment, Monk Xingsu felt a pain in his abdomen, and couldn't help frowning, which led to the conversation between the two monks that Liu Bolun saw last time.
In other words, at this time, Shisheng had already participated in the opening of the puja in Xingsu's belly, but no one except for the monk Xingsu knew about it.
The book is back to business, and said that the world is now this ** really can't be smashed, so he had to give up, but he is not a person who sits still, so he took the torch and continued to explore along the **, walking and walking suddenly had a sharp pain in the abdomen, the feeling is that I ate too many unripe peaches and raw mushrooms last night, and I was quite happy when I ate it, but at this time my stomach was twisted with pain.
There was no way, so I had to solve it on the spot, anyway, there was no one around, so Shisheng took off his pants.
The flowers bloom two and each show a branch, and if you don't talk about the life of the belly, let's talk about Liu Bolun in the outside world.
Liu Bolun questioned the whereabouts of the paper kite Shisheng in that place, but where did the paper kite know, to say that Shisheng had saved him several times, the status in her heart naturally did not say, just now she worshiped the Buddha in front of the Bodhisattva, just to ask the Bodhisattva to bless the world with peace and joy in the future, but at this time I heard the news of the disappearance of the world.
So after she simply told Liu Bolun about what happened last night, she said to Liu Bolun: "Brother Liu, don't worry, Brother Shisheng has kindness to me, and I will definitely help you." ”
After that, she instructed her subordinates to find someone to paint the image of the world and post a reward all over the city, the paper kite is a northern royal family, and the power is not small, and just after she left, Liu Bolun stayed in the Dizang Hall and only scratched his head, he really couldn't imagine that there were so many things after they separated yesterday.
Because of the Yunlong Festival that day, there was an endless stream of good men and women who came to enter the incense, and Liu Bolun could not continue to stay in the hall, so he had to go out and sit on the steps in the corner and look at the sky and sigh.
However, at this time, Li Hanshan also came, and he yawned and said to Liu Bolun that Master Xingdian had something to look for him, so the two went back to the guest room.
There was no wine at the Buddha Gate, so it naturally ended early, and Liu Bolun didn't think much about the things in his mind, but when he pushed open the door of the guest room, his brows couldn't help frowning.
Because at this moment, in addition to Master Xingdian, there is also a monk in the room, and this monk is none other than the fat monk Fa Su he met yesterday.
At that time, he was talking with Master Dian, Liu Bolun saw the monk hurriedly lowered his head, and when he saw them coming, Master Xingdian beckoned them to come over and salute this Fasu, Liu Bolun lowered his head and responded, fortunately, the fat monk did not notice it now, but just regarded him as an ordinary disciple, and after giving a salute, Liu Bolun hurriedly walked behind Master Xingdian, bowed his head and listened to their conversation.
It turned out that after the feast, Yunlong Temple still had something to look for them.
In fact, Liu Bolun has thought of this for a long time, you must know that these monks are not good men who believe in women, especially the monks who are strict with the law. The last time Liu Bolun watched him in Doumi, he knew that this monk was short-tempered and scheming, and they suffered a loss in Doumi Temple last time, and now they are in Yunlong Temple, and they are still on their own land, how can this face not be recovered?
The monk Nafa Su said some polite words to the master of Xingdian, and then introduced the theme, he told a few people, saying that this time a few rice dignitaries can come to participate in their puja, they feel brilliant, but the abbot You Fang master in recent years to participate in Zen does not ask about the world, so they have to entertain on their behalf, even the monarch of the southern country learned of this, all want to do the friendship of the landlord.
Therefore, the monarch of the southern kingdom will hold a banquet in the palace tonight to entertain the distinguished guests from Doumiguan, and the six monks will be present at that time, hoping that they will definitely come to the banquet.
Going to the banquet? When Liu Bolun heard this, he sneered in his heart: Going to the banquet is fake, it seems that these monks want to make some fame during the banquet.
Indeed, since ancient times, there has been a lot of knowledge in the dinner, this time the monarch of the southern country invited them to the banquet, no matter how it is said, it is beneficial to them, after all, the power of Doumiguan is not small, and it is beneficial to their prestige to go out, and the southern country believes in Buddhism, this is their land, and it is clear that they have to go to this meal and have to go or not.
However, the soldiers will block the water to cover the earth, this time they visited Yunlong Temple, as the face of the Doumi view, naturally can not retreat, only to see Xingdian He said to the two monks: "Since your country is so loved, then my old way is also respectful than obey the fate." ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. I saw that the monk got up with a smile and said: "That night, the poor monk led you into the palace to face the saint, by the way, there is one more thing, last time I heard Senior Brother Fa Yan say, there are many capable people among the new generation of disciples of Dou Miguan, especially two Taoist masters are heroes, I don't know if these two?"
The head of the road said with a silent smile: "Last time, the disciples were ugly, and I still hope that the master Fu Haihan, those two boys, one of them is traveling all over the world and can't be contacted, and the other is coming, but at this time, I don't know where to run, which makes the master laugh." ”
"Where, where. I saw that Fasu looked at Li Hanshan, who was confused, and Liu Bolun, who was bowing his head, and said: "I think these two Taoists are also dragons and phoenixes among people, but this one is ............ Why do you look so familiar?"
"I have a public face. Liu Bolun hurriedly said: "Since I was a child, my father and mother didn't dare to let go when they took me out, for fear that I wouldn't be found in the crowd." I'm afraid the master has admitted his mistake. ”
"Maybe. The Fasu monk looked at Liu Bolun with a smile, his two little eyes flashed with fine light, and Liu Bolun was uncomfortable when he saw it, and when the Fasu monk just opened his mouth to speak, Liu Bolun and Li Hanshan frowned, only to see Li Hanshan whispering to Liu Bolun: "Lao Li, why is it so stinky? Are you pulling your pants?"
It turned out that as soon as the monk Nafasu spoke, he suddenly hiccuped, and then a foul smell wafted out of his mouth for some reason.
The taste is really amazing, just like the old pig's skin stewed in a footcloth, and like stinky tofu and rotten hairtail, after the leeks are rotten, people soak in the pot of hot water, and the melons, fruits, pears and peaches with white hair are poured into the pit one after another and are stained with some garlic. The two of them wrinkled their noses, and Fa Su himself was really stunned.
I saw Liu Bolun hurriedly saying: "Ridiculous! How can I pull my pants on? As soon as you say it, I really smell it, master, have you smelled it?"
The head of the road was in the way of losing face, so he had to shake his head and smile: "I didn't hear it." ”
This old man is detrimental, although he said that he didn't hear it, but his eyes looked at Fasu with a vague look.
Yunlong Treasure Temple is famous all over the world, which monk in the temple is not a monk with great wisdom? They usually pay attention to appearance, gorgeous clothes and wise words and deeds, so Fa Su's face was also a little hung up, you think, these monks pay attention to a mouth spit lotus, a mouth full of Zen Buddhism will shock people, but if the mouth has not spoken and the tone directly smoked people down, it is really a big joke.
Liu Bolun saw that there was a sudden turn for the better before the matter was revealed, where would he let it go? At this time, Li Hanshan and the head of the Dao Dao all looked at Fasu, and Liu Bolun hurriedly whispered to Li Hanshan in a voice that Fasu could hear: "Falsely, do you suspect that Master Xingsu has bad breath? How is this possible, people are high monks who are full of wonderful lotus flowers, let me tell you that you don't guess." ”
Although Fa Su didn't know where this stench came from, he didn't dare to stay any longer for the sake of face, so he hurriedly clasped his hands and whispered, "The poor monk has taken his leave, and he will come back to greet you in the evening." ”
After the door was closed, Li Hanshan let out a sigh of relief, only to see him pinch his nose and say to the two: "My God, is this monk eating, why does it taste like this?"
(One shift is finished, and there will be another one soon.) )