Chapter Ninety-Four: The Gold and Silver Centipede
The little fat man stayed for a while, and when the "gold and silver centipede" came back from peeing, and after entering the house, the little fat man quietly climbed back into bed. After lying on the bed, the little fat man remembered the silver centipede's snow-white clothes and thought it was very funny. Why is it that the same piece of clothing is qualitatively different when worn on different people? Here, I will give you a more vivid example. For example, a pair of denim shorts with a tight-fitting vest. If it is worn on a tall girl with snow-white and plump thighs, it will look very sexy, which will make the male sex on the street angry, and there is a feeling of wanting to come forward and touch it. However, the same dress, if it is worn on a girl with dark thighs, or thin skin, or figure-eight legs, it makes people see it, and they are a kind of daunting and don't want to take a second look. If the first girl's dress is compared to a peach-colored movie, then the second girl is a thriller movie. As the saying goes, only the feet know whether the shoes are suitable or not. And Wu Lao Er didn't know that this set of snow-white silver fir was not suitable for him at all. is still proud, thinking that he is Yushu chic and handsome, and he really laughs off his teeth.
The little fat man lay on the bed thinking about it, and before he knew it, he fell asleep. When I opened my eyes again, it was already dawning. The little fat man turned his head and glanced at Jin Bufu, envious. There was a lot of noise outside, and Jin Bufu could still sleep like thunder. The little fat man suddenly remembered the two centipedes, quickly got up, got dressed, pushed the door and walked out.
After walking out the door, the little fat man saw that the door of the two centipedes was open. The little fat man pretended to be careless, walked through the door on the other side, squinted his eyes and looked inside, and saw a man in a green shirt who was cleaning there. The little fat man deliberately delayed his steps, only to see clearly that the cleaner was the second shopkeeper who sprinkled water on himself during dinner yesterday and was scolded by the foreman. The shopkeeper is cleaning, could it be that the two centipedes have left?
The little fat man looked left and right, and found that there was no one else, so he shouted to the shopkeeper in the house: "Hey, Xiaoer, come over here." ”
When the shopkeeper heard someone calling, he raised his head, turned around, and saw the little fat man waving at him. He may also recognize that this is the guest who rescued him yesterday, his face was happy, he walked up to the little fat man with a broom, and asked suspiciously: "Guest officer, what are you looking for me?"
The little fat man pretended to be casual and asked, "Shopkeeper, where are the guests in this house?"
When the shopkeeper heard the little fat man ask about the guests in this house, he showed a look of surprise on his face, and said in a low voice: "Guest officer, do you mean that the man in yellow and white clothes who lives in this house?"
The little fat man nodded, but did not speak.
The shopkeeper continued: "The two guests in this room are really strange, they got up early in the morning to settle the bill and left in a hurry. I slept all night, and I didn't even eat breakfast, and I looked like there was something urgent. ”
"That's right!" the little fat man pretended not to care, and said, "Go and get busy, I still have some business." Don't look at the little fat man's face is very calm, but his heart is anxious. If this gives those two centipedes a chance, then the senior sisters and sisters of the Jade Girl Gate will suffer. The little fat man saw that the shopkeeper continued to go back to the house and waved and cleaned, so he hurried back to the house.
Back in the room, the little fat man saw Jin Bufu still lying on the bed and couldn't wake up. The little fat man admired him in his heart, from last night to now, this big brother Jin has slept for seven or eight hours. Here, I'm going to explain. In the time of the little fat man, one hour was equivalent to two hours now. In other words, this Jin Zhu has been sleeping for fourteen or fifteen hours, no wonder the little fat man is envious and jealous of him!
The little fat man walked to the bed, stretched out his hand and pushed Jin Bufu, who was naked, and shouted: "Brother Jin, it's dawn, it's time to get up!"
It is said that the little fat man's voice is not small, but Jin Bufu did not respond at all, and he was still sleeping there.
The little fat man was helpless, raised his voice, and shouted loudly in Jin Bufu's ear with his voice: "Brother Jin, get up!"
Jin Bufu's head moved, and the little fat man was happy, thinking that Jin Bufu had woken up. I never thought that this Jin Bufu turned over, faced inward, and continued to dream of Qingqiu.
The little fat man looked at it, heh! I can't wake up yet! The little fat man scratched the back of his head and thought about it. I saw that the little fat man cleared his throat and shouted: "Shengtang ......"
As soon as the little fat man's words fell, he saw Jin Bufu sit up and roar in a low voice: "Wei ...... Wu ......"
After shouting the trumpet, Jin Bufu felt that something was wrong, and after a closer look, he found that he was not in the lobby at all, and there was no prefect and public arrest around him, only to see the little fat man sitting alone at the head of the bed and snickering. Jin Buyan suddenly realized that he had fallen for this little fat man, so Jin Buyan stretched out his hand to hit the little fat man, and shouted in his mouth: "Okay, little fat, you can also play tricks when you practice!"
The little fat man dodged with a smile, and then said to Jin Bufu: "Brother Jin, I have something to discuss with you." ”
Jin Bufu said while getting dressed: "Chubby, what's the matter?"
The little fat man didn't think about it, and said, "Brother Jin, I just found out that the remnants of the Axe Gang passed by here. I'm going to follow them and see what other accomplices they have. When the time comes, notify the adults and wipe them out, haven't we done another great thing?"
It's not that the little fat man wants to cheat Jin Bufu, because he doesn't know how to explain this matter to the mortal world of cultivating immortals. It just so happens that now Lianyuncheng is cracking down, and everyone is changing color when they hear the "axe". As long as there is someone who can exterminate the Axe Gang, no matter what method is used, the prefect will reward him. It is precisely because of this that the little fat man seized this opportunity and used the excuse that he had the remnants of the Axe Gang, so that he had the opportunity to inform the Jade Maiden Sect to pay attention to the affairs of the Thousand Poison Mountains.
When Jin Bufu heard that there was an axe gang remnant, his expression suddenly became nervous, and he reached out to pull out the big knife at the head of the bed. The little fat man hurriedly stopped him: "Brother Jin, they just went out not far." I'm going to follow me secretly, you go back and deliver the task to the adult, and by the way, tell the adult, I will go back soon. ”
After listening to the little fat man's words, Jin Bufu's expression softened slightly, and said, "That's it! Okay, little fat man, you must be more careful when you track them." Don't do anything with them, and when you find their comrades, you will come back and report to your lords. When the time comes, let the adults send troops, and let's go together to exterminate the Axe Gang and the rest of the party. ”
The little fat man heard Jin Bufu's concern, and his heart warmed, so he nodded and said, "Okay." The little fat man turned his head to look outside, and found that the sun was already very high now, because he was worried about the Jade Maiden Gate, the little fat man continued: "Brother Jin, I'm going to leave now, you go back and report to the adults yourself!"
Jin Bufu heard this, frowned and said, "Little fatty, it's not too late for you to eat something and leave!"
The little fat man shook his head and said, "No, Brother Jin, I'm afraid that after eating, the axe will help Yu Xian go away." ”
Jin Bufu saw that the little fat man insisted on leaving now, and in desperation, he had to ask the shopkeeper to take some baked cakes and give them to the little fat man to eat on the way, so he let the little fat man leave.
After the little fat man left the Yunlai Inn, he went all the way to the north, went out of the city gate and went straight to the location of the Jade Girl Gate and flew to the mountain.
According to legend, two hundred years ago, this was a flat land and an ocean, and there were no peaks at all. One day, a fairy came here, and she fell in love with this place. However, this is only flat land, and there is no moat, so it is not suitable for opening a sect. So, she did it, and overnight, she moved a big mountain from nowhere. She is the first generation of Luo Feng Woman, the head of the Jade Girl Gate, and this majestic mountain is known as "Flying Mountain".
The little fat man was not very familiar with Feilai Mountain, and asked many people along the way, and gradually arrived at the foot of Feilai Mountain. The little fat man looked up at the mountain gate, and saw that this mountain gate was built at the foot of the mountain like ordinary sects. The little fat man was about to walk up the hill when he suddenly heard a loud shout: "Stop!"
The little fat man was taken aback, and saw two people turn out behind a big tree. These two people are both long. Wearing a blue dress of the same color, the one on the left is holding a Qimen weapon, like two rings, the rings are surrounded by sharp blades, this person is bare-chested, revealing the black chest hair on his chest. The little fat man looked at this person, and secretly shouted in his heart: It's a pity that this person doesn't kill pigs, it's really a talent! Look at the other one, who is five feet tall and has a waist circumference of five feet. When I looked at it, I saw a large ball. Although this round ball is not good-looking, and it holds a sword in its hand, it is cold and shining, and it is not ordinary at first glance.
The little fat man looked at the two men in surprise, and in his impression, there were only women in the jade girl gate. What is the origin of these two men? How can they block their way here? With these questions in mind, the little fat man asked suspiciously, "Who are you, and why are you blocking my way?"
The round ball man glanced at the little fat man, and it was obvious that he was not very interested in the little fat man in front of him, who was as generous as himself.
"Fly to the mountain today, if you have something to do, come back another day!" said the ball man impatiently to the little fat man, and at the same time, his hand tightly grasped the sword. As long as the little fat man doesn't open his eyes, he is ready to use the little fat man to sacrifice the sword!
"Who are you, and what right do you have to close the mountain?" said the little fat man, ignoring the two men and wanting to break into the mountain.
The chest-haired man saw that the little fat man wanted to be hard, his face changed suddenly, and he shouted: "It seems that your kid is toasting and not eating and drinking!" As he spoke, the weapon in his hand slashed towards the little fat man's neck.