Chapter 60: Huikong's Plan (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

The old monk Huikong fell in love with the sexy female anchor Miao Feijiao in the preliminary competition of Ximen Guanxi, and she was restless these days, and when she closed her eyes, she would think of the smile of the big beauty and her bulging snow-white breasts.

In the afternoon, Miao Feijiao took the fashionable orange peel red envelope to the suburbs to see a house, an antique three-story building, and a courtyard surrounded by a bamboo fence, with a mountain in the back and a clear river in front of it, and the location of the house is really ideal.

The owner of the house is a skinny old Xiucai surnamed Zhou, because he is greedy for wine, wealth and pai gow, and he wants to transfer the house out if he loses the money. Zhou Laoxiu saw Concubine Miao, and really admired the beauty, and said her lightly, I couldn't wait to look in the mirror immediately to see how beautiful she was. Zhou Laoxiu kept complimenting, and the thief's eyes swirled on her.

Zhou Lao Xiucai is also a ghost person, of course, he will not say that he is in a hurry to transfer the house after losing the money, for fear that she will lower the price!

Lao Xiucai was forced by the creditor to be anxious, and the reserve price of the house in her heart was 400 taels of silver, and seeing that she had seen little in the world when she was young, the price was 800 taels of silver! Concubine Miao Jiao walked the house up and down, and said: "Oh, this is expensive! It seems that this house has been around for many years, and it is not new, and if you buy it, you have to paint it on the outside, and you have to renovate and decorate it inside!"

Zhou Laoxiu saw that the guest had the intention to buy a house, and was full of joy, so he politely invited Miao Feijiao to sit down, poured tea and invited her to drink, and talked about this matter carefully.

Concubine Miao took a sip of tea, pushed open the paper window, pointed outside, and said: "There are still many open spaces on the bank of this river, there are also above, and there are also below, and you don't need so much silver to buy land and build a house by yourself!"

Zhou Laoxiu stood up, walked to a beam and knocked on the beam, and said: "Girl, you don't understand, look at the beams and pillars of this house, a hundred years of mahogany, now the market price of such a pillar has to be fifty or sixty taels of silver, and there are eighteen pillars like this in my house, and eight hundred taels of silver are not enough to buy me these pillars!" I also feel sorry for the house, I want to find a good owner for it, what kind of owner does the so-called sweat and blood BMW have to ride it, if it weren't for the old man to look at you, if you changed someone else, the old man would not sell 1,500 taels of silver!"

Zhou Lao Xiucai came over and knocked on the mahogany sofa again, and said: "Look at this mahogany sofa, an antique of hundreds of years, it was the home of Li Hongfei, the prime minister of the former dynasty, Li Hongfei is a famous person, and he is recognized as a master of science by all the scholars in the world, and his relics are hard to find, and there is no market! If the eldest girl has the heart to buy a house, she will also give it away with the house!"

Miao Feijiao listened to Zhou Laoxiucai with half a mouthful of firewood, and listened to him say a bragging, it seems that the things in this room are antiques except for the cobwebs on the roof, but he was frightened, and he originally wanted to bargain for four hundred taels of silver, but now he didn't dare to say it, for fear that he would be bombarded by the master at the moment!

Zhou Laoxiu picked up the tea cup and scraped the tea stem with the tea lid, blew and took a sip of tea, and then put the tea cup on the wooden table, snapped his fingers and shouted: "Xiaoqiang, Xiaohua, come out!"

Zhou Lao Xiucai raised her head as she spoke, Miao Feijiao followed Zhou Lao Xiucai's gaze, and saw two big spiders with flower feet crawling on the wooden beams on the roof, their backs were a little red, but they were very good-looking, but she had never seen this kind of spider!

Zhou Laoxiu was stunned when he saw Concubine Miao, so he boasted: "Big girl, they are the old man's pet spiders, the big one is only a male, called Xiaoqiang, and the smaller one is a female, called Xiaohua! This is a precious spider flower princess imported from the West, Princess Vazana of the English Kingdom likes this variety the most, and a superb flower princess she raises is worth ten thousand gold! Even if it is an ordinary flower princess spider, each one costs dozens of taels of silver!" The flower princess spider is extremely picky about the living environment, and the best golden nanmu is willing to make a nest, if there is no good golden nanmu to make a nest, it can't be raised!

Seeing that Miao Feijiao was a little concerned, Zhou Lao Xiucai continued: "You see, the mother spider has a swollen belly and is pregnant, and she will give birth to three or five hundred little spiders in ten days and half a month, according to the market price, it is three taels of silver and a little spider, even if it is one or two silver, it is also an income of several hundred taels of silver!"

Concubine Miao saw that the mother spider's belly was swollen, and it really looked like she was pregnant, her face was a little happy, and she roughly calculated an account in her heart, this flower princess spider is a steady stream of wealth!

If the flower princess spider gives birth to a son, and a son gives birth to a grandchild, then how much white flowers and flowers of silver should flow into the pocket!

Miao Feijiao threw a wink at Zhou Lao Xiucai, and said with a flattering smile: "Zhou Lao Xiucai, it is impossible for you to move the Jin Nanmu beams when you sell the house, you can also bear to cut your love for this pair of flower princess spiders, how about giving them away with the house?"

Zhou Laoxiu saw that this woman was really deceiving, his eyes rolled, and he said: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say! Big girl, if you want to buy a house on your own, you can't live in a ready-made one, you have to wait for a year and a half, and I can move in directly after buying this house." ”

"Look!" Zhou Laoxiu pointed his hand out of the window and said, "Have you seen a grave on the ground above?"

Miao Feijiao looked at Zhou Lao Xiucai's fingers, the wild flowers and grass on the grave in the distance were swaying in the wind, and after listening to Zhou Lao Xiucai's words, she felt that the grave was gloomy.

Zhou Lao Xiucai pointed down again and said: "The river below here is turning sharply to the east, let me tell you, this is the feng shui of breaking money, dare to build a house there to ensure that your family wealth is broken within three years!"

Miao Feijiao looked down at Zhou Lao Xiucai's fingers, and sure enough, it was the bend of the river.

Miao Feijiao loves money the most, and she never dares to live in a place where feng shui is ruined!

Zhou Laoxiu led Miao Feijiao out of the yard, pointed to the distant mountains and patted her skinny chest and boasted: "Did the eldest girl see it, the stretch of mountains behind this house is a dragon vein, and my house is built on the dragon's head." This is the ultimate feng shui, a feng shui that is hard to find. If you live in such a place, you will be promoted as an official and make a fortune in business! When the dragon raises its head, there will be dragon energy, tell you, the dragon energy can not only prolong your life, ensure that you live a long life, but also be able to maintain your beauty, and live here to ensure that you will become more beautiful day by day! When the time comes, you will win the beauty pageant championship in the mainland, and you will have to thank me!"

Miao Feijiao heard it in a fog, and Zhou Laoxiu led her to the house again, and said: "Such a good house, I won't offer you a high price, so let's do it, 1,200 taels of silver!

Miao Feijiao was anxious when she heard this, and hurriedly said: "Old Xiucai, didn't you say eight hundred taels of silver just now?

Zhou Laoxiu patted his head and said: "Oh, look at my old fool, the eight hundred taels of silver I just said is the price of the beams and pillars of the house, and the whole house is more than this price! Look at this feng shui treasure, where to find such a feng shui treasure, 10,000 taels of silver is worth it!"

"Hey, Zhou Lao Xiucai, how about eight hundred taels of silver, what did you say!" Miao Feijiao sat on the mahogany couch and insisted unrelentingly.

Zhou Laoxiu saw that she was so easy to deceive, although he was overjoyed in his heart, he shook his head resolutely and said: "That's not good, it's a big loss!"

Concubine Miao saw that he didn't follow, so she used the tricks that had been tried and tested on men, pulled down the Western underwear, puffed out her chest, and changed the title of Zhou Lao Xiucai, and said in a coquettish tone: "Old man, your family has a big business, and you don't care about this bit of silver, so you rely on the slave family!"

Zhou Laoxiu is a fine person, and he felt that the female was a water-based poplar in his speech, and there was a chance that the fox could rely on this, so he sat down closer, stretched out his hands and hugged her, leaned over to kiss the girl, and said: "Great beauty, you depend on me for this, I will depend on you!"

Miao Feijiao just lowered her head to dodge his kisses, grinning, and didn't say good, nor bad.

Zhou Laoxiu saw that there was a play, and said some meat words with a shy face, and he had to kiss her.

The two of them were squirming there, and Zhou Laoxiu was lustful to kiss and pull the girl's clothes.

Miao Feijiao just dodged vigorously, didn't agree, and didn't get angry.

Zhou Laoxiu was vigorously playing with Concubine Miao's hand, wanting to tear off her clothes, people are easy to get tired when they get old, and they are so tired that they pant after a long time.

Concubine Miao was also tired, and she half-pushed and half-relied on him, and said: "Outside the old man, I said that eight hundred taels of silver is okay, otherwise I won't suffer this loss in vain!"

Zhou Lao Xiucai sold it at a high price and could play with women, and nodded happily in agreement! The little monk who followed outside the house only overheard eight hundred taels of silver, and the others didn't really hear it.

Zhou Laoxiu shook her ass on Miao Feijiao two or three times before she was deflated, and her lower body was soft and disobedient. The two of them were lying naked and talking together, and Lao Xiucai kept saying some meat jokes with a shy face, which made Concubine Miao laugh non-stop, and praised him with a thumbs up for being a top lewd talent!

After talking for a while, Miao Feijiao said that there were guests at home, so she got up and put on her clothes and was leaving. Before leaving, Lao Xiucai felt that his body was full of strength again, pouted and begged the big beauty to come again, patted his chest and promised: "This time I will definitely get five thousand strokes, and ensure that the big beauty returns satisfied!"

Miao Feijiao turned around and sneered, and said, "Then one hundred taels of silver less, seven hundred taels of silver for my house, and I will depend on you!"

Zhou Laoxiu calculated that a hundred taels of silver could play with a lot of women, and it was not worth it to come to this slut once, so he deduced that it was a joke, people are old and weak, and they can't afford the grace of the great beauty.

Concubine Miao listened to the compliments of his beauty and beauty, and her heart was useless.

Miao Feijiao stepped out of the threshold, and Zhou Laoxiu explained: "This house can only be bought by you for eight hundred taels of silver, if someone asks you to buy it, it is not at this price! Also, if there is no transaction within seven days, you can't keep it!"

Concubine Miao said that she must buy this house, and she took a fancy to such a treasure of feng shui! Before leaving, she turned her head and said, "Will the old lady not buy your house?"

Lao Xiucai smiled, nodded yes, and reluctantly sent the big beauty out.

Miao Feijiao came out of the house and hired a carriage to rush home, full of joy along the way, and thought that she had taken a big advantage, and it was four hundred taels of silver cheaper if it didn't hurt.

Miao Feijiao returned home and washed her lower body, and soon Shen Wansan came to knock on the door as promised. Miao Feijiao opened the door and welcomed him into the house, and the big boss called him shortly. Shen Wansan was so angry that his bones were numb from her screaming, and he said anxiously: "Big beauty, you miss me to death!"

Shen Wan pressed her to the bed as she spoke, and soon the two of them rolled on the bed with their arms in their arms.

After the passion, Miao Feijiao leaned her head on Shen Wansan's chest, and coquettishly screamed, Shen Wansan said some sweet words that should be suitable for the situation, and her hands kept touching her soft chest.

Miao Feijiao took advantage of this good opportunity to pouting and begging: "Boss Shen, the slave family has taken a fancy to a house on the bank of the river in the suburbs, and it costs 1,800 taels of silver, and I want you to pay for it!"

Shen Wansan asked, "Where is there such an expensive house on the bank of the river? It is worth more than 1,800 taels of silver!"

Miao Feijiao said the general direction, and Shen Wansan also guessed which house it was, so she said: "That house is worth two hundred taels of silver, why do you need more than one thousand eight hundred taels?"

Concubine Miao beat his chest and said, "That's a treasure of feng shui where the dragon raises its head, a place where silver can't buy it!"

Shen Wansan shook his head and said, "I have the silver, but I put it in the business, and I can't take it out!"

"Oh, you are such a big boss, you can't even take out this bit of cash!" Miao Feijiao's tone was coquettish and angry!

Shen Wansan's silver has to be used to make silver, but he is reluctant to give so much silver for nothing and can't return to the capital, so he always finds excuses to shirk, and talks for a long time without speculation. Miao Feijiao saw that he really refused to take the silver and became angry, so she asked him to quickly get dressed and get out, Shen Wansan put his clothes on his body in a panic and ran out.

"I'm stingy, don't come again!" Concubine Miao scolded and drove Shen Wansan out and slammed the door slammed shut!

After dinner at night, the old monk Huikong lit incense and meditated in the inn room, but his mind was full of fragrant thoughts and couldn't be quiet, so he got up and turned on the TV machine to watch the show.

The show happened to be an interview with Xiuzhen Station to teach the head of the Hehuan Sect, and the delusion said conclusively that he had met the immortals, and said that the immortals were the way number of Tianxiao, and the lower realm came to find someone who was destined to provide a chance to ascend directly to the immortal world!

"What an immortal, what a straight ascension to the immortal realm! This trick of deceiving people is too inferior!" Huikong sneered and switched the channel to the adult channel!

As soon as he turned to the adult stage, Huikong's eyes immediately lit up, and what caught his eye was the scene of Yiqing protecting his chest in embarrassment during the martial arts competition, which was captured in slow motion one by one. The snow-white spring and the shaking twin peaks made Huikong very excited, and his interest was mobilized all of a sudden, staring intently, for fear of missing every wonderful detail!

The adult station played some messy programs, and Huikong was lustful when he saw it, thinking about how to get Miao Feijiao!

After thinking about it for a while, Huikong called the clever little monk who was a confidant, whispered to him for a while, and called him to invite Miao Feijiao!

The clever little monk only understood Huikong's explanation, came out and ran a few streets, saw that there was no one around, jumped up and scolded: "I'm bah, old SE ghost!"

After scolding, the little monk was afraid of being heard, so he slapped his mouth, shrank his head and looked around, and continued to run towards Concubine Miao's residence!

Miao Feijiao heard a knock on the door, opened the door and saw a thirteen or fourteen-year-old little bald head, so she said: "Little monk, I don't know you, I'm looking for the wrong person!"

The little monk made a namaste and said, "Are you the female benefactor Miao Feijiao who presided over the preliminary competition of the Ximen Guanxi competition?"

Miao Feijiao nodded yes, and when she saw that the little monk had something to say, she led him in, and the little monk came in and said directly: "I am the disciple of Master Huikong, the referee of the competition that day, my master said that when I saw your face that day, think about it carefully, I am afraid that the female benefactor will have a bloody disaster in the past few days, and she will be injured at least and die at worst, I hope you can be careful!"

When Miao Feijiao heard this, her heart rose to her throat, and she hurriedly asked, "Does the master have any teachings, and how can I avoid the disaster of blood light?"

The little monk shook his head and said, "No, the little monk's words have arrived, farewell!"

After the little monk finished speaking, he ran out.

Miao Feijiao hurriedly stopped him and said, "The master is not busy now, if it is convenient, I will ask the master for a lecture!"

The little monk turned around and said, "Master, he just wasn't busy, I promised to come down for him, you prepare, I'll take you over to ask the master for a lecture!"

Concubine Miao thanked her again and again, and the little monk waited in the living room. Miao Feijiao painted her face red and white in the boudoir, changed into a sexy floral silk skirt, wore a low-cut vest inside, her chest was open and snow-white, and she pedaled a pair of three-inch high-heeled shoes imported from the West.

Huikong looked at the road in the corridor on the third floor, watching the little monk take Miao Feijiao to this side from a distance, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, thinking that he would have to think of a few more schemes, but he didn't expect the fish to be hooked so quickly.

Huikong knew that Miao Feijiao would cost eight hundred taels of silver to buy a house, and originally wanted to spend some silver to please the beauty, but after thinking about it, he was reluctant to spend this silver, and that was the best way.

"That's a mortal's method, Grandpa Buddha naturally has Grandpa Buddha's means!" Huikong pondered, he had many tried and tested methods to play with women!

With a golden light on his hands, he rubbed his eyes, and his bloated old eyes immediately brightened, and he could see the scenery clearly in the distance.

From afar, watching Concubine Miao's snow-white breasts beating and rushing to this side, Hui Kong's itchy hands rubbed her hands unbearably and entered the guest room, humming a vulgar mountain song tune, mixing the soothing and invigorating potion with some essence and mint water, and filling it in a small porcelain bottle the size of a thumb.

Huikong put his nose close to the mouth of the bottle and smelled it, the smell was very refreshing, and it was very capable of fooling people.

After mixing the potion, Huikong lit incense in the room, and quickly meditated on the bed, urging Zhenyuan hard, his face flushed, and a ring of light formed on the back of his head.

The aperture looks like the Buddha's light, but in fact it is just the light of the true yuan, the real Buddha's light gathers the truth, goodness, beauty and great wisdom, and gathers the wishes of all sentient beings.

The clever little monk knocked on the door, but the door was just gently closed, and the little monk pushed open the door and took Miao Feijiao into the room.

Concubine Miao Jiao came in and looked around, the candles of a few red candles lit on the high platform in the dark room were dancing, and the smoke was very empty and Zen. On the bed, an old monk with a wrinkled and red face meditated, and a round of golden light of Buddhism behind his head was like a true Buddha.

Miao Feijiao was stunned when she saw it, and the clever little monk pointed to a futon in front of the bed to signal, Miao Feijiao quickly bowed down the futon and said: "Mortal Miao Feijiao meets the master, please teach the master!"

Concubine Miao bowed respectfully three times, and there was no movement for a long time, she felt a little disrespectful to the Buddha when she stood up, so she knelt down to show her piety.

The clever little monk went out to close the door, and stood at the door saying that the master was practicing and did not let people go in and disturb him.

The door slammed shut and made Concubine Miao feel a little inappropriate, and for a moment she dispelled her disrespectful thoughts about the Buddha!

After a long while, Huikong opened his eyes slightly, and pretended to be surprised: "Isn't this the anchor's female benefactor?"

"The master's Dharma is profound, Miao Fei Jiao asks the master to teach!" Miao Fei Jiao said respectfully.

"The female benefactor Yin Tang is black, and there is bad luck on her body, I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster soon!" Huikong's voice seemed to come from another space, very high monk's taste, and the Buddha light behind him was gently fluctuating with the words, which was very mysterious.

"The mortal Concubine Miao Jiao is sincerely afraid, please rescue the master!" Miao Concubine Jiao was frightened and asked anxiously.

"The monks are compassionate, and the old man will use the Dharma to wash away the bad luck for the female benefactor, and bless my Buddha with immeasurable holy light!" Huikong's tone was full of Buddha-like solemnity, and after speaking, he waved his hand and shot a circle of golden light on Miao Feijiao's body.

Miao Feijiao only felt that she was wrapped in a layer of gold cocoons around her body, becoming a golden person, and rounds of black gas came out of her body.

Time passed in Huikong's spellcasting, and the incense also burned half a circle, until Huikong finished the work, Miao Feijiao felt that the whole person was much more relaxed and comfortable, and hurriedly thanked: "Thank you master for saving Miao Feijiao in the midst of fire and water, the great grace is unforgettable!"

Huikong's voice full of Buddha nature sounded again, and said: "Okay, today the old man has a fate with the female benefactor, and gives you a treasure, which is the fountain of life, and the person who takes it can extend his life by three to five years, and the female donor can take it now!"

As he spoke, a small porcelain vase flew out of Huikong's body.

Miao Feijiao was unimaginably excited, took the bottle cap with her hand and smelled it, the smell was fragrant and peculiar, unforgettable, Miao Feijiao was afraid that the baby would fly, and quickly swallowed the fountain of life.

swallowed the fountain of life, and immediately the limbs and veins were refreshed, the whole person seemed to be a few years younger, and the whole body was full of energy, where did Miao Feijiao still have the truth of not believing, and kowtowed again and again to thank her.

Concubine Miao dispelled the evil spirit on her body, received the blessing of Buddhism, and extended her life span for three or five years.

Hui Kong sneered in his heart for a while, thinking that this trick is really good to fool people, if there is really a fountain of life, it is too late to take it himself, how can he be cheap for this fool in front of him!

The old monk thought so in his heart, but pretended to be profound: "All beings in the world always want to live forever, but they are arrogant and lascivious, indulge in lust, do not enter my method, and fall into reincarnation, even if they are human beings in this life, they will be animals in the next life, which is sad and pitiful, ridiculous and lamentable!"

Miao Feijiao pricked up her ears to listen to the master's teachings, lest she couldn't really hear it, the old monk Huikong said, but her eyes were fixed on Miao Feijiao's snow-white breasts that rose and fell with her breathing, and no one could see where the squinted eyes in the dim room looked.

Huikong then said: "If you want to live a long life, enter my Rulai Method, and be unclean, unborn and imperishable. Wash your body and mind with the Dharma, breathe and breathe, and be at ease. ”

Listening to the old monk Huikong's lecture on Buddhism, Miao Feijiao, who was not happy to get cheap, wanted to hit the snake with the rod, and further stained it with the light of the Buddha's grandfather, and said: "The master's mantra has opened a window for me, so that I am very yearning for Buddhism, please accept the mortal Miao Feijiao as a registered disciple, I am grateful!"

The old monk Huikong's eyes opened a little, looked at her with a charitable smile for a while, and said: "Concubine Miao's benefactor is not shallow, and the poor monk will accept you as a registered disciple!"

Miao Feijiao didn't expect Master Huikong to speak so amiably, and her admiration for him increased to another level, and she hurriedly kowtowed on the futon and shouted: "Master, please accept the apprentice!"

The old monk Huikong laughed and said: "Breathing and breathing is the method of prolonging life, and I have a method that is not passed on in my Silent Light Temple, using the pole yang to supplement the pole yin, and the pole yin to supplement the pole yang, and the harmony of yin and yang is the fundamental method of immortality!"

Miao Feijiao heard Huikong say that it was a method that would not be transmitted, so she hurriedly asked, "Can the master explain the method of reconciling yin and yang?"

The old monk Huikong pretended to be profound and said: "Now that you and I have become masters and apprentices, we can naturally pass on you as teachers, but the law does not pass on to the six ears, do you remember?"

Miao Feijiao nodded her head again and again, and the old monk Huikong continued: "The harmony of yin and yang is the secret Dharma of ancient times, one man and one woman, one yin and one yang, this is the supreme magic method of both men and women! ”

Miao Feijiao has also heard of dual cultivation between men and women, but she is very casual about the relationship between men and women, as long as it is beneficial, it doesn't matter if it is a double cultivation or a single cultivation.

Huikong saw that she had no dislike and no rejection, and was overjoyed, her left hand was raised to her lips, her lips moved with a secret mental method, and her right hand waved up an arc of golden light, and then the golden light diffused the entire guest room!

Miao Feijiao looked up at the dream-like countless golden dots flying, countless phantoms faintly appeared in the flow of golden light, and slowly the phantom outlined into a human shape, and slowly the human form turned from virtual to real, Miao Feijiao gradually saw that the woman in the phantom was a naked stunning goddess, and the man was a naked bald head, and the bald monk and the naked goddess laughed and played for a while before hugging each other, and the giggling JIAO was put together.

There are more and more such JIAO scenes, and there seem to be thousands of male and female monks with different expressions in the space, and obscene waves are coming and going!

Miao Feijiao began to look red-faced, and then her mind was full of drowsiness, and she seemed to have become one of the JIAO nuns!

Not long after, Concubine Miao looked at the side of the bed with a stunned expression: "Brother Nangong Yunfeng, is it you, why are you here?"

Huikong saw that she was charmed, and mistook herself for Nangong Yunfeng, and she didn't break it, and said to Miao Feijiao: "Sister Feijiao, my baby, we can finally fall in love with each other!"

Concubine Miao Jiao showed a shy look and begged: "Brother Nangong, the slave family misses you so much, let's come to both men and women to cultivate, okay?"

Concubine Miao kept kissing Huikong and asking for it, grabbed the pumpkin-sized RU room and stuffed it into his mouth, begging: "Brother Nangong, are you good at fulfilling the slave family!"

Huikong half-pushed and half-snuggled up to her, Miao Feijiao stripped naked, and the two rolled on the bed.

In the guest room next door, Lingji watched the old monk Huikong perform a sketch on the bed, and when he saw him holding his ass up towards him, he spat on the ground with a 'bah'!

It's late at night, the fish outside the inn are still chasing, and the willows by the pond are still swaying in the wind!