Daoist Fang learned to climb with a dog, and after the dog barked.

The incompetent immortal was still fixed there, and he was changed to be insensitive, wanting to cry without tears.

Here, in line.

The incompetent Great Immortal, unfortunately reduced to an experimental subject, was welcomed like an alien creature.

Or the tool, the measuring scale, whoever gives the finger force on him to make it last longer, will be ranked high.

Who is the first, there is no way to tell, because the incompetent Great Immortal has given up.

So it's not fair.

Because of the lack of skill of the incompetent Great Immortal, he can only transform three times a day, and when he is fixed by others and cannot become a person, he is like an ordinary mortal.

Later, the incompetent immortal thought of a solution, which was to pretend.

Pretend to be condemned.

Therefore, in the meantime, there are certain periods of time when the incompetent immortal has the ability to act independently, and the incompetent immortal has successfully deceived everyone.

Later, the incompetent immortal discovered a problem and pretended to be fixed, which seemed to be no different from being fixed.

In other words, it is purely redundant, it is too tired to pretend, and if you don't pretend, you can at least change your posture.

It's like playing dead.

It's better to pretend to be dead!The incompetent immortal had an epiphany, but at the same time thought of a better way than pretending to be dead: run away!

Where there is life, there is hope.

When you wake up, the sky is already dark, just take advantage of the chaos, take advantage of the darkness, take advantage of all the defenseless, run!

Hey!

If you don't have a cage, why don't you run?

The incompetent immortal is worthy of having his wish come true, so he is just looking at the right time to prepare to escape. One hundred and ten soldiers brought a cage: "Hey, hey, hey!"

It's heavy at first glance. Big black cage. Boxy shape, grid iron thick like an arm-

What is this for?

Of course, the incompetent immortal was stunned again, because the iron cage was not like a bird watcher, nor a tiger watcher, it was completely sudden, as if it had been prepared a long time ago.

was stunned for a moment, and the person entered, and it turned out that there was a door in the cage.

The door closed. Bang!

It's closed.

Now, it's finally safe! The incompetent immortal, the mood at that time was excited, indescribable!

Yes!

At that time, the incompetent immortal also made a gesture to people, indicating that life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is for freedom, both can be thrown!

There is no one who can restrain the incompetent immortals. Of course the incompetent Daxian is happy!

At this time, throw in a banana.

Banana. The yellow skin and green handle look very fresh and delicious.

This is too much, the incompetent immortal is not an orangutan, how can he throw a banana to the incompetent immortal?

Then, just as the incompetent immortal picked up the banana and was about to throw it back and protest loudly, another bunch of bananas was thrown into the cage.

A large bunch, a large pout, burnt yellow skin, black handles, all ripe.

Then an apple.

Then two pears.

Then there are all kinds of fruits crackling, and the flowers are thrown to the ground.

You see, no matter where the impotent immortal goes, he will be warmly welcomed by people, which is clearly a kind of love offering.

It is an offering, the treatment of immortals.

This is outside the city, and there is a deer park not far away, and the incompetent Daxian has never been there.

Suddenly, another handful of melon seeds, along with a handful of peanuts, were splashed into the cage with the rain of flowers.

Then two pieces of dim sum and three sesame cakes fell to the ground in pieces.

It's not right, it's not right.

Then another bamboo, with a clump of bamboo leaves on it, swooped and crept in—

Inside and outside the cage, I held my breath for a moment.

Finally, a chicken leg was thrown in, and a round chicken thigh stood out among the various fruits: "Look! look!"

At this time, the outside began to cheer, expressing sincere joy: "Eat! Eat!"

The incompetent Daxian is eating chicken legs, eating in a big gulp, and eating very fragrantly: "Hmm!hmm!Hmm~~ good!"

There was also a sheep's hoof.

There are two more duck heads.

Then there is a whole roast chicken, a whole roast duck, a whole sheep, a suckling pig, and so on.

Incompetent immortals, eat until forgetful.

This is heaven on earth.

The moon rises in the east.

When Yuan Tianyi and Li Xiaoxiao arrived, the incompetent fairy brother was lying on his back and sleeping in the cage, snoring loudly. The two young generals, this is lost, lost in the sea of company camps, the sea of people, and thousands of pots. If it weren't for the one hundred and eight, the two of them would still be wandering around like headless flies, unable to see their relatives, helpless and miserable. There were people outside, many mixed and chaotic, and the swords and guns of the two people had been lost in the chaos of the army, and it was already a miracle that they had not been trampled to death in such a way: "Xiaoxiao! Xiaoxiao! here!

This is a brother in life and death, who really never leaves: "What about people? What about people? What about incompetent fairy brothers? Incompetent fairy brother ......"

The lights were bright, and when Xiao Xiao saw the big cage, the cage was already full of all kinds of food, which could be said to be a sea of fruit and meat: "Squeak!"

The little one hundred and eight, who had already gotten in, ate happily, and jumped around with joy: "Squeak!"

At his feet, the incompetent fairy brother: "Huh-huh-huh-"

Seeing this, the two of them were overjoyed, and they went into it hand in hand: "Wow! Huaguo Mountain, this is it! It is worthy of being an incompetent fairy brother, such a big cage ......."

On the point, there is only one cage.

The incompetent immortal uses a cage to protect himself, so this cage is called, the cage of the prisoner.

can only imprison immortals, not trap people and beasts.

Offstage, there is a table.

Hundreds of thousands of people, only one table, a big table, with a big red lantern shining.

Eight people were seated.

General Fang, Mr. Yu, Sanhua Gonggong, Lin Xianzi, Niu Peony, Yan Daxia, Murong Gongzi, Lingxiu Monk.

There are only eight people, only eight chairs, and the rest are not mentioned. Inconsequential.

Old General Fang is seated.

And around. From every direction. Hundreds of bonfires are blazing, burning the ground red, burning the sky red, burning people red, and burning the heart. Around the bonfire, the Longjing soldiers sat on the ground, holding a coarse porcelain bowl, and performed a general wine. Will be incorporated. The bowl does not stop, the bowl is wine, all is wine, the meat is grasped by hand, the flatbread rolls are eaten when they come, the bowl is only used to hold wine, hundreds of thousands of bowls and hundreds of thousands of bowls of wine, hundreds of thousands of Longjing soldiers will be served at the same time: "Bang - "

The gong was struck and the feast began.

The simplest feast, the most solemn banquet: "Who is this cup of?"

The man who struck the gong. It was Fang Yin, and everyone was sitting. Only Fang Yin was standing, standing next to the largest bonfire in front of the Dianjiang platform, beating the gong and shouting: "Boom!"

With only one voice, the three armies of Longjing rose up together and raised the sea bowl high: "Father, Father, Respect my Father!"

Boom, boom, and only one sound.

It is like a mountain collapse, but there is no gravel through the clouds, but no mud and sand fall.

Like the tsunami of the sea, the momentum of sweeping the sky and the earth, the wind and waves are calm in an instant.

Only echoes remain, deafening.

At that table, six people stood up, except for General Fang, everyone raised their glasses and saluted.

Old General Fang got up, smiled, and raised his wine glass.

Not to mention the peony, the peony is in a bad mood now, and the sky has to sit down.

General Fang Lao is not strong enough to drink, so he uses a small cup, no two cups, and no three dollars for wine, which means a little bit.

The first dry is respectful, coo-dong-coo-dong, the cow can't compare, the whale can't suck, hundreds of thousands of bowls of wine are poured into the throat at the same time, and the sound is indescribable.

The cups are at the bottom, and the bowls are empty, one time.

"Bang Bang Bang!" The gong was struck loudly, and Fang Yin also had to raise his voice: "Good things come in pairs, pour on top-up-on-"

In ancient times, there were flags, gongs, and drums, but because no one had such a loud voice, hundreds of thousands of people could hear it clearly: "Who do you respect for this cup?"

But Fang Yin can, the gong is struck again, and it is difficult to reach the young man's voice: "Our daughter-in-law!

This small one is different from the old one, this time it is the real earth shattering mountains and shouting tsunami: "My daughter-in-law!

"Knock bang! Knock bang!" Who's slamming the gong is looking at it again: "Who's shouting, who's admitting? Who's daring! Say it again."

"My daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law!" This time it was surprisingly consistent, and it could be said that it got what she wanted: "I! daughter-in-law!"

At this time, at the table, everyone sat down, and only one Lin Dai remained, and she didn't know why: "Sister Peony, Sister Peony, what should I do?"

It's just that I don't know what's wrong, I want to run away, but I don't dare to escape, so I have to turn to Sister Peony for help: "Ignore me!

Peony thought of Wuzen.

"Who's daughter-in-law, who's daughter-in-law?"

"My daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law!"

"Less nonsense!Drink first!"There is a gong here to help the prestige!

"Drink it, drink it, hand over a glass of wine, all of it!

"Hand over a glass of wine, who will drink it?" The big scene, Fang Yin is not afraid, it really can't be fake, it can't be fake: "If you have a kind, you just go forward and say it to yourself in front of the head!"

At the wave of his fingers, the three armies lost their voices again: "I, I, I, that, I can't ......"

refers to General Fang, fight father, no one can fight Fang Xiaohou: "Hand over a glass of wine, I'll drink!"

There was a unique voice, and it was even more noisy, and Yan Daxia stood up proudly and raised a king-sized sea bowl: "I! come! Drink!"

As soon as the words came out, there was a dead silence all around, and everyone looked at Lin Dai-

Speaking of this Yan Daxia, Fairy Lin is not very familiar with him, but he also has his own way of dealing with it-

Only the head of the mantis is lowered, and it is dripping.

"Boom!" the three armies rose up together, glaring angrily, and there was no one in the sea bowl, but instead there were hundreds of thousands of fists as big as the sea bowl: "Boom! boom!"

The sound of the fist breaking through the air, the wind is like thunder, this is by no means a threat: "Drink, drink, drink!"

Enter the door of our house, it is a person from our family, don't say to hand over a cup, only this bowl of wine Yan Lao Er dares to take a sip, and today he will definitely teach him to turn into meat puree: "Ahhh......h

Peony was already in a bad mood, but he came up again to provoke: "Get out!"

grabbed a meat bun at the moment, raised his hand and threw it over: "Who is your daughter-in-law! Don't come to provoke the old lady! Phew! Stinky and shameless!"

Swallowing it, shaking his head and shaking his head, Yan Daxia gaggled and said, "The old man is good, why don't you two of us?"

Lingxiu lowered her head, dripping.

All the soldiers were happy, sat down one after another, and Qi Duan Haiwan, and the matter was revealed: "Your daughter-in-law has always been happy, and my daughter-in-law is not bad! Brothers, listen to Brother Gua-"

One, a table, a bonfire, and there is a melon brother next to the bonfire: "Let's hold the bowl, don't drink the wine, just hear someone roar in the throat-" This bonfire, all the people sitting around are generals in the army, and there are hundreds of them, and Ge Gua, big melon brother, no matter in the forbidden army camp outside the city, is a well-known figure: "Fang Dadutong, will you roar?"

"Roar!"

"Brother, I said brother, Brother Gua will give you another chance, otherwise-"

"Boom!"

"Pretend, I'll teach you to pretend, brothers, this young man is thin-skinned, we have to teach you hand-in-"

Brother Gua, his voice is louder, and he is domineering: "One, two, three, go!"

"Fairy Lin - I love you - "

This is a line, hundreds of thousands of people roared together, the scale is so big and the momentum is amazing, not to mention, it is rare to come from the bottom of your heart, sincerely: "Phew!"

Cow peony, smacked hard!

The king of flowers, the phoenix of chivalry, the peony girl has been competitive all her life, and she must be in the limelight to the fullest: "Didn't hear clearly? Didn't hear clearly? Come again, one, two, three!"

This time, I overwhelmed people, of course, I was very unhappy: "Lin-Xian-Zi-I-Love-You ――――――――――――――――"

"Bah, Bah!"

At this time, Lin Dai left the table and walked over slowly.

"Little Hou Ye, come one!" Everyone is united, just for Fang Yin: "Fang Dutong!

"Fang Yin Fang Yin! Fang Yin Fang Yin!" Everyone is sincere, this is to ask him to confess loudly in front of the big guys, and roar out: "Fang Yin Fang Yin! Fang Yin Fang Yin!"

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that should be cherished and grateful.

But Fang Yin said: "I don't shout!

"If you want me to shout, I'll shout, then I won't be very shameless!" This is a donkey, a donkey: "If you don't shout, what?

"Brothers, if he doesn't shout, I think he doesn't dare!" Gua Ge laughed, and his voice shook Siye: "He is a bear bag, let's not be bad, get up and raise his throat again, and discipline him to pee out of fear!"

"Boom, boom!" The words fell, and the people got up, standing in unison, holding the sea bowl high: "Fairy Lin - I love you - we all love you - "

That's not the point, the point is here: "Love you forever and forever - protect you for the rest of your life-"

The firelight was blazing, the sound was rolling, Lin Dai didn't hear it or saw it, only felt that the river was turning over in her chest: "Bang

How can Lin Dai be deed?

It's worth being treated as such!

What is forever?

Don't cherish this time.

Lin Dai is not worth it, and there is no way to repay it, of course, this glass of wine Lin Dai must drink, but: "Bang Bang! Bang Bang! This cup, and come slowly, wait for me to roar again, discipline everyone to be happy......"

The most hateful Fang Daoist priest, Wu Zi Bang held a broken gong and knocked it randomly, knocking a heart trembling, and jumping suddenly: "Oops!"

Then he kicked it open and kicked it out of the clouds: "Open open ......"

But at this moment, Lin Dai is worth dying, and at this moment, Lin Dai has put aside everything and everything, just one sentence, and also roars: "Take the bowl!" (to be continued......)