Chapter 187: Cheating in the Back Mountain
"It's the one who stole the chickens," Village Chief Ding still wanted to speak.
"Don't say it. I know what it is. I winked at him. It's a pity that he didn't see it, but let my old man see it.
"I'll take you to see. The old man said and got off the kang and began to put on his shoes.
"Dad, don't you go, isn't it just to catch a thief who steals chickens, I'll go and see and come back." "I tried to stop the old man from coming with me.
"No, there were two other people who were washed up by something unclean. "Despite all my obstructions, this guy told the truth.
"Ah, my son doesn't know those things, Xiaofeng, let's not go. My mother grabbed me as she spoke, and the old man put his shoes back on the ground.
"Less than a fairy, you have to save them, they are all good people. Village Chief Ding was a little flustered when he saw this posture.
"If that man hadn't been your brother, would you still be so nervous?" I looked up at him. The aura of the man who was rushed by the snake was similar to the aura of the heir of Village Chief Ding, but he was much younger, so he was naturally his younger brother.
"Immortals, really immortals, you must save him. Village Chief Ding was so anxious that he wanted to kneel, but the old man hurriedly supported him.
"Forget it, I'd better take a look. "I got off the kang and wore shoes, it's not okay to not go to this situation today, otherwise the impact of these guys staying at the door of the house will be even worse, and Secretary Liu's face is not very good-looking.
"Don't be foolish. The old man put on the posture of Lao Tzu teaching his son a lesson.
"Don't worry, if it doesn't work, I'll come back, I'll just go and see. As I spoke, I pulled the village chief Ding and walked out.
"I'm not at ease, I'll go with you. The old man followed from behind.
"Don't go, it's useless if you go. "I tried my best to prevent the old man from going along.
"Don't be wordy, let's go!" the old man opened the door with a gloomy face.
When the people outside the door saw that I had finally appeared, they were all jubilant, and at this time there were already many villagers in my village who knew these villagers on the street, after all, the two villages were not far away. But after such a fuss, everyone knew that the old Yu family's kid was going to catch the goblins for the people of Dingjiazhuang, and the old man saw it in his eyes, and his face became more and more gloomy.
The people in Dingjiazhuang sat in a large agricultural car, so I naturally didn't want to crowd with them, so I drove my own car behind them.
"Who did you learn fortune telling?" the old man asked dissatisfied.
"How can I tell fortunes. I smiled at the old man sitting in the passenger seat.
"Then how do you know that the person who had the accident is the younger brother of Village Chief Ding?" The old man is also a person who has seen the world, so he naturally heard the loophole in my words.
"That's not called fortune telling, that's looking at qi. "I don't want to hide it from the old man, the most important thing is that I can't hide it anymore.
"Look at how many people are waiting to see the joke, how do I see you ending today?" the old man snorted.
"Didn't you keep asking me what I was doing in the army, and I was going to tell you that I was in the army to catch ghosts, do you believe it?" I said tentatively.
"Are you a little serious?" the old man naturally didn't believe it.
"In fact, the two people in their village were indeed washed away, and there were two long insects rushing at them, one male was the younger brother of the village chief Ding, and the other was a woman in her thirties. "When I returned to my hometown, I naturally changed back to the dialect, if I spoke Mandarin to the old man, he would have to scold me for forgetting my ancestors.
"Drive your car well. "Old man, right, when I was talking in my dreams.
Dingjiazhuang is indeed poor, the poor don't even have the money to build the road, the sound of friction between the chassis and the mountain road from under the car makes me feel distressed, and after being distressed for more than 20 minutes, I finally came to Dingjiazhuang.
There are more than 100 households in the whole Zhuangzi, the north of the village is a mountain lanzi, the east of the village is a duck bay with water, the south of the village is the fish pond where the villagers raise fish, and the west of the village is a big river.
When I came to the dilapidated village committee, Village Chief Ding briefly introduced the situation to me, and when he finished speaking, the old man was already stunned.
The thing is actually very simple, this man and woman are both professional chicken farmers, and after a large number of chickens in the chicken farm were lost, they sent people to patrol day and night, and finally found that the culprits were two snakes.
"What do these two long worms look like?" I interrupted Village Chief Ding's narration.
"They didn't see them, these two worms are smart and can hide from people, but they did find scales. Village Chief Ding said and took out the snake scales from the drawer.
I took it, and found that two of the scales were bright red, and the other were gray, the size of a wine cup, and the size of the scales matched the two serpentine breaths I had observed on the heads of the villagers, and judging by these two things, these two snakes were not very large. After a few glances at nothing unusual, I put it down.
Village Chief Ding then recounted that the two were naturally scared after discovering the situation, and the two of them came up with an idea, and took advantage of the day to transfer the chickens to other places, and the few left behind were tied to the chicken legs with rat medicine. It worked, the chickens were gone, and the snakes never came again.
"When was that?" I pulled out my cigarette and handed it to the old man.
"It was the beginning of spring last year. Village Chief Ding said.
"When were they washed up?" I asked, frowning.
"Let's go to the moon," said Village Chief Ding, raising his hand to the north, "In the middle of the night, the third daughter-in-law came to me, saying that the third child had not come back after going out for dinner, so I called a few people to look around, and finally found them in Shanlanzi in the back mountain." ”
"What are they doing there in the middle of the night?" I asked, confused.
"Well, it seems to be a discussion about raising chickens, but I don't know the specifics. Village Chief Ding slurred, his expression a little unnatural.
"What happened to them?" I wondered. It was too unreasonable to go to Shanlanzi in the middle of the night to discuss how to raise chickens.
"Ahem, ahem. The old man coughed a few times from the side.
"This, this" Village Chief Ding spat again.
"Are you undressed?" I suddenly thought of the crux of the matter. If an animal wants to rush a human body, it will take at least a few hundred years of Taoism, but the breath of these two snakes is estimated to be less than a hundred years, and it stands to reason that they can't rush people, unless they take advantage of the dim and sluggish yang of people, and when people are engaged in sexual intercourse, due to the blending of yin and yang, it is the weakest time for the human body's yang energy. It seems that these two guys went to the back mountain to cheat, and they were rushed by someone who seized the opportunity.
"Weared, clothes worn. Village Chief Ding shook his head again and again. The old man coughed a few more times.
"Tell me the truth, don't lie to me!" I accentuated, if it wasn't for my analysis, it would have been complicated.
"The clothes are on, the pants"
"Forget it, I'll see for myself. I said and stood up and walked out. If you ask again, don't cough up.
The houses in Dingjiazhuang were very dilapidated, and there was no order in the place, but I didn't need their guidance, so I walked towards the two abnormal breaths located in the northwest, and the village chief Ding and the old man followed.
"It's been so long, and you haven't found someone to treat them?" I said, turning my head. Those two snakes don't have any Taoism, and anyone with some real skills can do it.
"I found it, and they all let them bite away. Village Chief Ding said cautiously.
"Don't let the villagers follow, the impact is not good, find a way to support it. I frowned as I looked at the crowd of onlookers who followed not far behind me.
When the village chief Ding heard my words, he hurriedly ran back and said a few words to a woman in the crowd, who nodded and walked back, and after a while, the loudspeaker in the village sounded, "All the villagers have come to the courtyard of the brigade to have a family planning meeting. ”
Fortunately, even the old men and women who were squatting at the base of the wall carried Mazha to the family planning meeting.
"Can't you make any other excuses?" I looked at Village Chief Ding behind me with a smile and a smile.
"The village committee is just the two of us, and she is only in charge of family planning. Village Chief Ding said and ran a few steps faster, and stepped forward to open the door of his brother's house.
The person who opened the door was a woman of forty or fifty years old, who seemed to be his brother and daughter-in-law, and should have known in advance that we were coming, so she welcomed me and the old man in as if welcoming the god of wealth.
"What's wrong with the third child?" asked Village Chief Ding.
"It's still like that, in the back room. The woman pointed to the room inside.
"I'll take a look. I said as I turned sideways to avoid them and walked to the back room, and the old man was not worried about me, so he hurriedly followed.
Pushing open the door of the back room, I couldn't help but laugh at the sight in front of me, "Haha, what kind of posture is he?"