Then it was the twenty-third year of the year, and the new year was celebrated.

After getting up early in the morning and eating, Huang Dani began to mix noodles and make fire, which is actually baked cakes.

This is the custom of Lao Zhao's family, this year my grandmother is here, my uncle's family is also there, in addition to the fire, we must also prepare pig's head meat, especially pig's tongue, which is the custom of Huang Dani's hometown.

In previous years, Huang Dani only made fire - in fact, there were many small customs, but Zhao Jingshan's older generation left early, and many customs were gone to him, and only fire was left.

The women are busy in the kitchen, Huang Dazhuang and Zhao Jingshan are being commanded to go to the vegetable market to make purchases, and Zhao Qiwu doesn't have to do anything, just hold books and study.

Next to him is the little fat man Huang Xiaobin with a sad face, and his expression when he writes his winter vacation homework is like losing money, and he has to lose hundreds of millions of dollars for every word he writes.

On the other side is the little chubby dun'er, holding a small pencil head to write like a painting, with big eyes grunting around, secretly eating something while others are not paying attention, and then his face is particularly energetic, and he instantly draws a few more words, and the beautiful appearance makes people laugh.

After working until more than nine o'clock, everything was ready, and Huang Dani washed her hands and prepared to go to the store to open for business.

Zhao Jingshan will definitely follow, Yang Xiu'e and her grandmother and Wu Tong will study and make kimchi at home, and Huang Dazhuang, the chef, will continue to work in the kitchen with braised meat.

Lao Zhao saw that everyone was busy, so he stared at the little fat man and threatened him: "If you don't write again, wait for them to come and see, you will be beaten." Don't expect us to pull, no one pulls. ”

Huang Xiaobin rolled his eyes: "Am I not writing? I am holding a book, and I don't know if I have read it, so I am embarrassed to say that I am?"

"You write like this in half a day?" Lao Zhao despised him. "I've memorized all half of the book, are you sure your parents won't be beaten when they see it?"

"Hmph!" Huang Xiaobin gave himself a reason. "You don't want me to take a look, what do you want you to sit on?"

"You didn't ask?"

"Can you tell me about this question?" Huang Xiaobin flipped through his notebook. "Hurry up, don't say you forgot, this reason is ......"

"On page 128 of the textbook, the original title in the textbook has been changed to a number, and you won't be able to?" Lao Zhao sneered. "You will do it honestly, I advise you not to humiliate yourself, otherwise it will not look good later. ”

You can't compromise on homework, and it's not good for anyone to compromise if you do.

So when the brothers play, they can make trouble as much as they want, but at the critical moment, they can't continue to fool around.

Huang Xiaobin was very unconvinced, and really went to turn over the homework book.

After a while, he looked at the textbook, and then looked at Lao Zhao, his eyes were very strange, and he began to write his homework without saying a word.

When Huang Dazhuang finished his busy work, he ran over to take a look, and he felt that he was working hard, he was not busy in vain for half a day, it was worth it!

After reading it, he was satisfied, and after he went out, he whispered to his wife and mother: "It's different if you have an example, Xiaobin did his homework very quickly today, I don't think he asked his brother, he did it himself, and he did three pages now!"

He would have been happier if he had known that the three-page assignment had taken only half the time he had imagined.

But Huang Xiaobin was under a lot of pressure, and every time he encountered a question that he couldn't know, he asked with a constipated expression: "This, which page?"

There are certainly not many problems in the winter vacation homework, they are all about reviewing the knowledge in the textbooks, and most of the original questions in the textbooks are changed and moved.

So Lao Zhao just didn't tell him, let him turn the books by himself.

Huang Xiaobin is in pain and happy, the pain is that there is a scholar brother, who is always hit, happy is that there is a glyph dictionary around him, what will not open his mouth to ask, and he will immediately know where to find the answer.

Lao Zhao was not polite to him, but he was very satisfied with his little cousin.

Although the little guy keeps talking, it will not affect his reading, and he is honest over there, and he has written a few pages in the morning, although there are not a few words on a page, but the attitude is worth affirming.

Originally, Lao Zhao was very happy, but when it was almost noon, the little guy suddenly called out to his brother with a bitter face: "Brother, I have a stomachache." ”

Lao Zhao was stunned: "What's the matter?"

It doesn't make sense, this kid plays with him, shouldn't he have a chance to get sick at all?

The little guy lifted his padded jacket: "It's here, it's uncomfortable!"

Lao Zhao was shocked, this belly must have been three or four months, right?

The little navel is bulging.

At this time, there were three bags on the legs, a bag of potato chips, a bag of fried sweet peanuts, and a bag of orchid beans.

It's all empty!

Are you the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie?

Lao Zhao complained in his heart, hurriedly hugged him over, and comforted him in a low voice: "I'll help you rub your stomach, and it will be fine in a while." You know you won't be allowed to eat so much next time?"

This matter can't be quiet, otherwise the family will clean up after a while, and let his brother eat so much.

Huang Xiaobin's eyes rolled, and finally came to the opportunity, laughed in his heart, with a panicked look on his face, and shouted outside: "Grandma, parents, come quickly, Xiaoqiang's stomach is about to burst!"

Lao Zhao was so angry that he vomited blood, and seeing that everyone outside was running into the house, he hurriedly rubbed it twice to bring it back to life with an afterburner point.

When the others ran in, they began to panic and ask what was going on, and Xiao Tuqiang was holding his stomach: "I want to." ”

Ay!

The family saw that Xiao Tuqiang broke free from his brother's arms and ran outside, and they all immediately relaxed, it turned out that it was just such a thing!

Huang Dazhuang didn't give his son politeness at that time, and patted the little fat man: "Do your homework well, I'm shocked when it's a big fart, I don't think you want to write well, right?"

"I've written several pages here. Huang Xiaobin was not convinced. "Xiaoqiang's belly was bulging just now, I don't believe it, look at it, how many bags are on the ground, he didn't stop eating. ”

"I ate some too. "Lao Zhao's face does not change. "Tu Qiang didn't eat much, he ate it all for me. He also wrote several pages, and he didn't have time to eat all the time. ”

The cousin of the pit cousin, that can't be polite to him, you have to pit it.

"Don't talk nonsense. Wu Tong also supports her husband. "You see that Xiao Tuqiang has written several pages, more than you, you don't know how to be ashamed?"

"I ......" The little fat man wants to cry without tears, you all gang up to bully me, right?

Xiao Tuqiang's shout came from afar: "Mom, Mom, I don't have a paper, I'm done pulling, wipe my ass." ”

After a while, he ran out refreshed, and showed off his homework book to his mother: "Mom, you see I wrote a lot today, and my fingers are swollen here." ”

"Okay, good!" Yang Xiu'e couldn't understand either, anyway, she was happy to see how much her son wrote.

Her literacy level is not as good as Zhao Jingshan and his wife, those two have recently tutored a little more, she just let her do whatever she wants, and she has been watching the store for so long, except for learning to use a calculator, she can't do anything.

When I arrived in the capital, it was the same as at home, except that the store was home, and when I went out, I picked up Xiao Tuqiang, except in the store, I didn't talk to outsiders much, and I couldn't even speak Mandarin well.

is not self-motivated, has to get by, and lives with his son. But people are very diligent, usually clean up here when they have nothing to do, and clean up there.

Lao Zhao originally said that he was looking for Zhao Jinghai for advertising, but after inquiring, the New Year was over, the advertising on the TV station was slow, and the prices had risen, so he was too lazy to get it.

Yang Xiu'e didn't dare to urge, so she had the courage to ask Zhao Jingshan and his wife to help find someone from her hometown to inquire, she felt that her nephew was now a college student, and her son would have to rely on his brother in the future, so she didn't dare to trouble Lao Zhao with this little matter.

This is a person who lives cautiously, keeps to himself, and is like a traditional old mother, and it is useless for others to say.

......

At noon, it was roasted with pig's head meat, and there was a lot of bacon or something, which was brought by Huang Dazhuang.

Anyway, they are all eaten, Lao Zhao concluded, although the customs are different in different places, they all have the same common point, and they all have to eat.

It's really good to have a lot of people, a big family, and the young ones are noisy, and the flavor of the New Year is there. Unlike before, Lao Zhao's family has a family of three, and if you want to have a meal, you have to dedicate yourself to Lao Zhao, and then take a mixed doubles meal, and then the chickens and dogs jump to be lively......

When you are young, you have to relax and relax.

After eating, considering that Huang Xiaobin wrote better homework in the morning, Huang Dazhuang said happily: "Xiaobin, you will have a holiday in the afternoon, you can go out with your cousin!"

The little fat man suddenly laughed: "Forget it, I'm better at home." Follow him, maybe he'll take me somewhere to make up for it!"

This guy played with him for a day yesterday, and finally made up the class, and he was stunned to come out of the psychological shadow!

Lao Zhao pulled Xiao Tuqiang: "Hello, brother, I will take you to the grassland garden to play in a while." There are yaks and camels there, and they can ride them!"

"Good brother, good brother. "Little chubby Duner is better than little chubby, and no one thinks about it.

The little fat man is entangled, I will follow you to play, you take me to make up the class, now I don't go, you take him to the style garden? Are you discriminating?

After three seconds of struggle, he couldn't help but say, "Then I'll go too." ”

Lao Zhao haha: "Aren't you afraid of making up classes?"

"If you want to bring it, you can bring it if you don't bring it down, and you still say what are you doing!" The little fat man is convinced, we are the king of the mouth, and we will not admit defeat if we are killed.

"Hehe!" Lao Zhao said. "After that, I do my homework in the morning and play in the afternoon. Look at the performance in the morning and decide where to go in the afternoon. There are also horse farms next to the style garden! There are many places to play in the capital, the movie theater and skating rink are nothing, and there is also a shooting range, bang casual play!"

With Ke Zi Wang Xiaoer and others all day long, how could Lao Zhao not know where to play here. The main reason is that I am afraid that I will take them crazy and will not be able to settle down to study.

The little fat dun heard it all, and there was hope on his face: "I want to shoot too!"

Lao Zhao patted him: "I'll buy you one later." ”

The little chubby dun was immediately satisfied.

This one is too small to take to play, mainly to tempt the little fat man!

The little fat man endured it for a long time, and the strong mouth king always insisted: "Hehe, I don't have to follow you to go, I will go by myself in the future." ”

"No one is leading, do you think you can go anywhere?" "Don't talk about the shooting range, you can't even get into the horse farm. You have to spend money to go, do you have the money?"

The little fat man looked at his father and mother, the two of them were watching jokes, the son was lawless at home all day, and now he has a cousin in charge, they are quite happy. Besides, following this cousin can make his son gain insight, even if it was the most dissatisfying play yesterday, he also met two professors and a lot of graduate students, right?

Huang Dazhuang and the others don't have this ability.

......

Although the king of the mouth is strong on the surface, he does not admit defeat on the surface, but he runs faster than anyone else in the car.

As soon as the little fat man got on the car, he was full of interest: "Can you ride a bull? Is the yak just like on TV, with long hair? I haven't ridden a camel yet? Can you try it for me?"

Lao Zhao originally wanted to take the whole family there, but no one except the two around him went.

At this time, while driving slowly, he sighed: "Alas, my brother didn't shout, in case people think that I don't know this person, it's just a hitchhiker, and I won't necessarily let you ride!"

"I ......" the little fat man was very aggrieved. "Brother, can you come back and play some games that night?"

"Aren't you happy to go to me?" Lao Zhao despised him.

The king of the mouth strong looked at a little chubby dun beside him who was staring around in the car with big eyes and looking around, and finally let go of his dignity: "How can you not be happy? You are my brother, are you Xiaoqiang?"

"No, he's my brother. "Little chubby Dun'er doesn't give face very much.

"It's my brother too. The little fat man explained patiently. "He's your cousin, it's my cousin. I'm your brother too, you know?"

"I don't know. "Xiao Tuqiang still has a very bottom line.

"I'll buy you a pack of orchid beans in a moment. The little fat man gritted his teeth and made a promise.

"Got it, brother. Little Fat Dun'er's eyes lit up, and he shouted happily - this is the bottom line.

"Hmph!" The little fat man who promised to export was very unhappy, he was bleeding profusely, and a pack of orchid beans was a few cents!

When he came out to play, his parents didn't say that he would give some liquidity, but he wanted to spend money and use it was his own small treasury. This guy doesn't want to think about it, if he comes out to play with Lao Zhao, and his parents give him some money to bring something with him, then he won't treat Lao Zhao as an outsider!

......

When he was about to arrive at the Style Garden, Lao Zhao directly called Manager Wen, who had come to congratulate the opening of the kimchi shop last time, a trivial matter, there was no need to find the boss.

When Lao Zhao's car arrived, Manager Wen came to the door to greet him.

Lao Zhao got out of the car and asked directly: "Hello Manager Wen, last time Boss Jiang said that there was a little problem here, what's the matter?"

"There is something wrong with the sika deer, it should be a small problem in the stomach, but it is not completely solved, and it has been dragging the sick, and it can't be seen by people. Manager Wen laughed with him, beckoned someone next to him, and took Lao Zhao's car keys to the parking lot.

"Then go check it out. Lao Zhao was no longer polite, and walked inside. "This is my cousin, that is my cousin, it's a holiday, take them out to play. Xiao Tuqiang, called Uncle Wen. ”

"Hello Uncle Wen. "Xiao Tuqiang is very well-behaved.

The strong-mouthed king didn't greet himself at first glance, and also shouted Uncle Wen Okay-am I stupid? I know at a glance that this is the person in charge here, and it is estimated that riding a bull and camel for a while will depend on whether others will let me or not, right?

He doesn't know, and it's up to his brother to ride what he rides.

Manager Wen was very happy: "Okay, good, two good young men, look at this little guy, he is tiger-headed, and he is really like your brother." ”

It's not like it, it's all a Zhao character.

In fact, even the little fat man is a bit like, anyway, the three of them walk together, so that people can know that they are brothers at a glance.

......

It's actually quite simple to treat animals, Lao Zhao pretended to pat it for a while, and then it was pressed.

Seeing a group of sika deer barking and starting to run to graze, Manager Wen became excited: "Amazing, amazing! This ...... that has been watched for a long time."

"It's all a trivial matter!" Old Zhao Feng washed his hands lightly. "Manager Wen, go get busy, I'll take my two younger brothers to wander around here. ”

"Not busy, not busy. "Manager Wen is very polite. "I'll go around with you, how can you let yourself turn when you come!"

It's not bad, it's nice to have a tour guide. Otherwise, not all employees know each other, and it is troublesome to ride a bull or a camel.

Manager Wen doesn't need to be here, he knows the origin of this animal from the beginning, and how Lao Zhao wants to toss it, it's all casual.

The little fat man rode on the camel and was in high spirits, Lao Zhao rode a cow with Xiao Tuqiang and walked around, and made a phone call: "Boss Jiang, you're really welcome, it's just a little thing, and Manager Wen is still with us here, you don't have to come over." What a thank you gift, it's a trivial ......"

Boss Jiang is still polite over there!

Manager Wen rode an inferior horse to accompany them, and was worried that the two children would not be at ease riding such a big animal, but it turned out that the cow and the camel really recognized people and were very obedient.

The little fat man rode a camel and wanted to get rid of his cousin and go to the scenery by himself - there were more people in the customs garden than the average scenic spot during the holiday, and everyone else walked, watching them ride camels and yaks, one by one with envy, many children shouted that they were going to ride, but there was no chance at all.

As a result, the camel didn't listen to him, so he shouted and drove as hard as he could, but he didn't move, followed Lao Zhao's side, and didn't leave after he was killed.

No way, let's do a few more cool poses!

It's a pity that that little chubby face, the cooler it is, the more stupid it becomes, and it looks funny.

Followed by a photographer, the staff, holding back a smile and being very responsible, the negatives don't cost money, they want to take pictures with animals and give them hard to shoot - the people who have been with them for experience, the boss has specially explained, can you not worry!

It is estimated that when the photo comes out, the cool guy will have to die socially, but he is not conscious, and the staff will prompt him to relax every time he takes a picture, but he doesn't.

Isn't it cool to relax!

......

After a long time, the little fat man was satisfied when he returned home, but he still maintained the demeanor of a strong king: "It's okay, just ride a camel and take a photo with the Siberian tiger! The photo has to be sent tomorrow, wait!"

Wu Tong didn't understand: "There are also Siberian tigers? Didn't you pick up the photos yourself?

"Who knows!" The little fat man looked disdainful and didn't let him play the game, which was unhappy. "Originally, I thought there was still the kind of photo that can be taken as soon as it is taken, but it turned out that it was better to get a professional camera. ”

Huang Dazhuang understood and asked Xiao Tuqiang: "Is Xiao Tuqiang having a good time! Do you know anyone today?"

"I met an uncle, called Uncle Mosquito Manager, I rode a cow to play, I wanted to ride his horse, and he helped me ride for a while!" Xiao Tuqiang had a very good impression of this uncle who cooked deliciously, and answered the question honestly. "My brother also saw the sika deer, and the sika deer circled around him......"

Huang Dani smiled: "It's Manager Wen, right? Our kimchi shop is open, and people are here to send several flower baskets!"

Huang Dazhuang and his wife understood, so when they looked at their son again, they hated iron and steel, and they were hopeless!

Lao Zhao hehe, where will you go next time, I will let you call a hundred brothers......