Chapter 3: The wrath of the old man Shangguan
The wind killer who traveled through this life became a spicy teacher, and after successfully inducing a good boy to choose a shameless revenge, he was in a much better mood. net
Calmly returned to the east side of the house where the big house was located, had breakfast, hung a toothpick back to the bedroom, and before he reached the destination, suddenly there was a heartbreaking, inhumane, ghost crying and howling in the sky above the nearly 1,000-acre mansion of Shangguan Mansion...... The scream, this scream, like the night owl crying, is still a large group, all over the mountains, crying together, when it is shocking the world, shaking the four fields, breaking the clouds, and spreading thousands of miles......
"Ah...... My ass|eye~"
"Poof!"
The wind killer who was walking in a figure-eight square step to enjoy the scenery in the yard fell down on the stone steps at his feet, and a piece of osmanthus cake that had not been swallowed in his mouth squirted out, with a red and purple on his face, and his stomach and intestines were cramping......
"Wow haha, my brother-in-law has succeeded, this call is too ecstatic, but it's a pity that I didn't see it with my own eyes, haha......"
Thinking of the scene of Shangguan Ruowen's attack on August 15, the wind killer stood in place and laughed at his belly, and the people in the surrounding mansion were puzzled one by one, how did they know that the screams from the front yard were caused by the representative in front of him who was not popular in the mansion and had always been recognized as incompetent and cowardly.
Looking at the actions of this quasi-aunt again, his left hand is holding his abdomen, laughing forward and backward, squirting rice grains, and his right hand is also stretched out to scratch the fart and thigh behind him twice, the action is simply unbearable, despicable and dirty, and the same dog, how can there be any demeanor of the uncle of the Shangguan family, which is really embarrassing to the Shangguan Mansion......
Regardless of the disdainful and sarcastic eyes around him, after laughing for a while, the haze that had been deposited in his heart for three days was swept away, and his mood was as good as the September sun.
"Well, since God has given me a chance to be reborn, Ben Shao has to live another wonderful life, in the previous life, Ben Shao was the uncrowned evil emperor, and in this life, Ben Shao still wants to become the king of killers in the Taixuan Continent. ”
After laughing, the Wind Killer stood on the steps and looked at the spring color and the bright willows in the courtyard, and a momentum of vertical and horizontal shutting and looking at the world reappeared again on Feng Jue's body, and in the presentation of an ancient text that had only existed for three days in his mind, the Wind Killer's eyes suddenly became as sharp as an eagle falcon.
"Hong Yuan Tianjing, how much secret does Hong Yuanmen hide?"
The Hong Yuan Tianjing in the mind of the wind is the treasure of the famous Hong Yuanmen on the earth before the crossing, speaking of which, the reason why the wind is crossing is also due to this classic, the hidden map in the book is already mysterious enough, the strange thing is that this Hong Yuan can also emit electricity to bring himself to another world, not to study how to be worthy of himself.
Thinking of this, Feng Jue swept away all the unwillingness and grievances in his heart, and walked towards his bedroom with firm and resolute steps.
In my last life, I was the wind and the wind.
In this life, I am the wind and the feather.
The names, although different, have not changed in essence.
I'm still me, I'm still the uncrowned Emperor.
I am destined not to learn from the nameless, what about the other world, with the experience of the killer king of the previous life, and the medical skills of the rejuvenation of the holy hand, Ben Shao can still turn his hands into clouds and cover his hands for rain......
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In a chic small building in Shangguan Mansion, the old lady of Shangguan Lingyun sat firmly on the tiger chair, staring angrily at Shangguan Ruofan, who was only 12 years old kneeling on the ground in the room, and the old faces on both sides were angry.
There are a lot of people sitting on both sides of the house, Lao Taishan, the old mother-in-law Shangguan Tenglong, and Chang Yufeng in the big room, and on the other side are the second son Shangguan Liuyun and his wife in the second room, as well as Shangguan Ruowen's younger brother Shangguan Ruowu are all in the house.
Shangguan Ruowen sat on the chair with half a fart, not falling, not hanging, humming and grinning, and then looking at the position of the middle seam of the hanging fart, it was very ridiculous that it was like being violently exploded from behind.
Shangguan Ruofan knelt in the middle of the room with an unwilling face, his small mouth bent down aggrievedly, and he lowered his head to death, with a sense of preferring to die unyieldingly.
"Bastard, it's just a bastard, for so many years, there has never been such a ridiculous thing in the Shangguan family, the old man said, the main point of the martial arts competition among the children of the clan will stop immediately, don't you understand until the point is reached?
The old lady Shangguan slapped her palm on the book case in front of her, and the tea bowl and inkstone on the case trembled three times, and the tiger's eyes and beard trembled without wind, obviously angry.
In fact, I can't complain about this old lady, early in the morning, the old man got up and was in the study sipping fragrant tea shaking his head and reading happily, suddenly an inhuman scream broke into the old man's early morning reading study, and in a fit of rage, he called all the people concerned to his study to the court for trial.
It doesn't matter if it's the first trial, the reason for getting it is so ridiculous, his favorite little grandson actually poked his third grandson in the eye, and the old man almost lost his anger One Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven,
Seeing that the old man was angry, the people present were like the boss Shangguan Tengfeng, the second Shangguan Liuyun and the others all shrunk their necks, how to say this, I am afraid that if it spreads, I will laugh off people's big teeth.
His own brother, during the martial arts competition, one of them stabbed the other with a wooden sword, but it was extremely funny, and even more ridiculous was that the one who was stabbed was still a martial arts cultivator who was higher than the fourth-order qi martial arts realm of others, and this thing made trouble, not only the second room, but even the big room couldn't raise his head, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and get into it and die of depression directly.
Shangguan Tengfeng looked at his son who was kneeling on the ground, he really couldn't step forward and strangled this little beast to death directly, fuck it, it's not good to stab somewhere, just stab there, damn, Lao Tzu's face has made you lose everything.
Thinking about it this way, Shangguan Tengfeng still felt sorry for this son after all, so he got up and said: "Father is angry, Tengfeng has no way to discipline him, so he provoked a joke and let this beast corrupt the door, Tengfeng immediately brought this beast back to be punished." ”
Then he turned to Xiangshang Guan Liuyun and said, "Second brother, this matter ...... Alas, the eldest brother can't pay you anymore. ”
After hearing this, Chang Yufeng was very dissatisfied in her heart, after all, it was too late to love and care for a child, punish her, she stood up and said: "In the end, Ruofan is also an unintentional mistake, thinking that he is young and ignorant, and I ask my father and second brother to be more considerate." ”
"Young, don't you understand?" After hearing this, Shangguan Ruo's face turned blue: "Auntie, how can he be ignorant, he is clearly deliberate, you see that he stabbed me, ouch, it still hurts...... It hurts......" Shangguan Ruowen twisted his round buttocks, accidentally affecting the injury, and the pain in his heart made him feel cold again.
Shangguan Liuyun's face was not good-looking, and the second lady was even more angry, and was about to argue, but it was the old man who got angry first.
"Smack. Another palm slapped on the case, and the old man pointed at Shangguan Ruowen and scolded: "You shut up for me, fuck your mother, you have a martial arts consummation to make a virtual martial consummation pierce a round egg, and you lick your face to cry here, my Shangguan family face has made you lose it." ”
Shangguan Liuyun coughed wildly a few times, almost didn't hide his face in the crotch of his pants, and felt very aggrieved: "My god father, don't scold people like this, Ruowen is, but my daughter-in-law is here, woo woo......"
The second lady originally wanted to seek justice for her son, but when she heard this scolding, her face turned pale with resentment, and she didn't dare to refute the old man in person, so she sat back angrily and glared at her son with hatred: You little fool, you have burdened the old lady.
Shangguan Ruowen has the heart to die, and he was beaten by someone for no reason, not to mention the chrysanthemum, he even affected his own mother, and he really had nowhere to vomit.
"And you ......" The old man was not angry, and turned to look at Shangguan Ruofan who was kneeling on the ground: "Learn such a bad move at a young age, he is your brother, your brother, you can also do it,." ”
Shangguan Ruofan pouted stubbornly when he heard this, if he were a different person, this kid would definitely be unable to help but sing a contrarian tune and make a strong argument. It's a pity that it was the old lady of the Shangguan family who was angry, saying that there was no one and the same, in this family, no one dared to shout a few words with him with a red face, and Shangguan Ruofan couldn't do it.
It's just that he was very unconvinced, very unconvinced: "What is grandpa yelling at me for?" Hmph, this is a swordsmanship handed down from my ancestors, why can't I use it? It's still three rotten, I don't think it's worse than three rotten, this trick is so easy to use, thanks to my brother-in-law, if he hadn't taught me this trick, I wouldn't be Shangguan Ruowen's opponent after practicing for a few years." Hee-hee, it was really enjoyable just now, it was so refreshing, I have never been so cool......"
The child has a straightforward temperament and no scheming, and he was quite angry, but after thinking about it for a while, his thoughts jumped to the kung fu that the wind killer taught him to shock the world and cry ghosts and gods, and then recalled that just now he "looked at the moon with a sword and took the chrysanthemum" to blow up the chrysanthemum of Shangguan Ruowen, who had been pressing himself to death, not to mention how happy he was, and he laughed out loud when he didn't control it.
Originally, the room was filled with gunsmoke, and as soon as Shangguan Ruofan stirred it up, everyone looked at it with strange eyes, and several maids stood behind and turned their heads sideways to cover their mouths, and their little faces were red and red, and no one dared to laugh out loud.
The second lady's anger and blood surged, her son was wronged like this, how could she not speak, she stood up with a loud voice: "Dad, look at him, he is still laughing......"
"Brute, if you don't know how to reflect and laugh out loud, I'll kill you. Shangguan Tengfeng felt that he was going crazy, and he was about to hit when he raised his hand.
Chang Yufeng rushed out and hugged his son tightly, looking up at Shangguan Tengfeng with a look of calf protection: "Fight, you fight, you want to kill your son, kill me first." ”
"You ......"
"Father, you see, they are still protecting it. The second lady was filled with righteous indignation, and her full chest surged rapidly, like waves.
Shangguan Tengfeng and Shangguan Liuyun understood that the old man's anger was not Shangguan Ruofan's move to "look back at the moon", but the disciples in the door killed each other, this Shangguan family has a big house, a second room, and a third room, and the matter of seizing power and fighting for property has long been commonplace, and they will use the topic to play if they have the opportunity, so the last thing the old man wants to see is that someone will turn a small matter into a big ......
Shangguan Liuyun immediately stood up, even if he was no longer angry, he still angrily scolded his wife: "Slut, shut up for me, with my father here, how can you speak." ”
"Me?" The second lady was stunned for a moment, pulled out the handkerchief she was carrying in her arms, covered her face, crawled on the tea table, and howled: "You still scold me, father, he scolds me, pity our mother and son, who was bullied like this by you, there is no reason......"
The second lady cried, and the whole small building was a mess, and the subordinates of the Shangguan family outside stretched their necks and whispered one by one, mentioning the amazing scene, and couldn't help but hold their stomachs and laugh.
Looking at the building again, the old man Shangguan's beard was flying all over the sky with his anger, and he sat on the tiger chair and beat his chest: "It's the opposite, it's all the opposite, get out, get out, get out of here......"
Seeing that the old man was really angry, Shangguan Liuyun hurriedly drove his wife and scolded: "Slut, go back with me, Ruowu, ask someone to carry your brother away, don't be embarrassed here......"
The second lady was full of grievances, but she was not a person without vision, she knew that she couldn't anger the old man anymore at this time, so she wiped her tears and borrowed the steps to go down, until Shangguan Ruowen had a bitter look on her face, there was no way, who let the old man not speak, and wanted to punish Shangguan Ruofan, so she had to find another way.
The people in the second room slipped away, and the big room was also ready to run away, but the old man hadn't arrived home in a daze, patted the table for a while, and saw Shangguan Tengfeng and Chang Yufeng walking to the door with Shangguan Ruofan, and shouted: "The three of you give me zhanzhu......"
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