Chapter 586: Humans and Animals
"!" King Kong Cannon pouted. Naturally, he knew I was teasing him. Scalpers are ticket sellers, and bezoars are gallstones, which are not good words.
I smiled and didn't answer, I was in a good mood at this time, so I didn't compete with him.
"Old Yu, why did this Red Clan fix so many good things?" Although we already know that the real name of the Red Clan is the Lu Clan, we still habitually call it the Red Clan, so it is not easy to get confused.
"They are good at the spell of moving mountains and reclamation, and it is relatively easy to find, and after so many years, they can't talk about it without a little bit of money. I whispered. Although Lu Pingchuan left, the four elders were still guarding the entrance of the second floor with their faces drooping, these people were all short-sighted guys, and they did not have Lu Pingchuan's far-reaching insight.
"What are they doing with all this stuff?" King Kong Cannon actually learned to think.
"Naturally, the sacrificial ones placed on the altar are for sacrificial purposes, the spirit grass is a traditional sacrificial item, and the inner dan is a trophy of war, which is another kind of sacrificial item. I whispered. It is precisely because we are moving the sacrifice that three of the four elders are so opposed, and in their eyes the sacrifice is the exclusive use of the ancestors.
"Why do you want to use spirit grass as a sacrifice?" King Kong Cannon had doubts in his heart.
"You don't know the allusion of Shennong tasting a hundred herbs, right?" I asked with a frown.
"Oh, I see. "King Kong Cannon suddenly realized. But anyone with a little knowledge of history knows that Shennong's is Emperor Yan, and he naturally has to use a hundred herbs to worship him, and he can't get a few pig's heads and dog heads on the offering table.
Soon Lu Pingchuan found assistants for us, and the ones sent were all half-grown men in red clothes, and the young and middle-aged people in the red clan were responsible for guarding the city, and ordinary barbarians had no right to enter the altar, so they could only be sent over. But these young people are nimble on their legs, and that's exactly what I want. The two women who were in charge of writing and transcribing were the two women last night, and King Kong Cannon suddenly looked very embarrassed when he saw the older woman.
"Lao Niu, take out all the spiritual objects in the backpack and the inner dan in the wine jar, and put all the luggage outside the door. I said to the King Kong Cannon. My purpose in doing this is naturally to avoid the suspicion of melons and plums.
"Daoist Yu, in this way, I will be busy with the affairs of the clan first, and I will send someone here for lunch. Lu Pingchuan said.
"Then there is a lot of work. I replied. Lu Pingchuan sent us food as if he was caring, but in fact he meant to urge.
In order to let us work as soon as possible, Lu Pingchuan left quickly, and when he left, he glared angrily at the four elderly elders who were standing at the top of the stairs, what was the intention of my previous act of pouring the jar and clearing the bag Lu Pingchuan naturally saw it, so he was very dissatisfied with the four elders. It seemed to him that the actions of the four elders had offended me.
After Lu Pingchuan left, we immediately started work, the twelve people were divided into two groups, I and the King Kong Cannon each commanded six, and the carry-on classification was carried like a marquee, "Guan Zhilin" let me assign it to the King Kong Cannon, in this regard, I am more tolerant of the King Kong Cannon, let him go, I am his brother, not his father.
There is a saying that men and women are not tired of working together, this is simply bullshit, because once men and women are matched, the work efficiency is extremely low, muttering and giggling do not work, and at this moment I finally understand what our hometown proverb "has a mule does not make a horse" means, mules are a lifetime of goods, no thoughts. Horses have ideas, net whining.
"Within seven days, I can't finish the division or divide it wrongly, I can't guarantee that I won't talk nonsense when I go back. "In desperation, I had no choice but to threaten. This trick is very good, and the King Kong cannon is more or less restrained.
The most tiring thing about classification work is copying and identification, and the easiest thing is handling, because they can carry many kinds at a time, and identification needs to come one by one, and I don't even know what the little girl is called after a busy day.
The harvest of King Kong Cannon is relatively large, not only does he know that "Guan Zhilin" is called Lu Jiangchou, and "Yang Caini" is called Lu Qingshui, but he also asked about the situation of the injured young man, who is the youngest of Lu Pingchuan's sixteen children, named Lu Zhenlan. In addition, it is also known that the men of their Red Clan learn the spell of moving mountains and rivers, while the women learn the skills of turning rivers and seas. It's just that due to the incomplete mantra left by the ancestors, the power of these spells has been limited, and it is no longer possible to move mountains and reclaim the sea.
There is also the fact that among the four tribes, the Bai tribe has always remained neutral, never participated in tribal disputes, and has not belonged to the tribe, and its nature is similar to that of Switzerland.
"Well, that's what I expected. I nodded and said after the King Kong Cannon finished speaking.
"Old Yu, let me ask you something. King Kong Cannon got up from the bed.
"What?" I asked casually. I'm thinking about why the Bai people are neutral, and if they don't have a certain strength, they are not qualified to remain neutral.
"If I go back, will he still be alive?" said King Kong Cannon and pointed to his head. What he meant was to ask if Huang Sufeng would still be alive if his divine consciousness left this body.
"It should work. I muttered for a moment and spoke. Our current situation is a return of consciousness, which is not the same as soul possession.
"Then I'm relieved. King Kong Cannon sighed and said. It seems that Lu Jiangchou has made him worry now.
"Old Yu, do you say that if I really did something, wouldn't I be a little sorry for chasing the wind?" King Kong Cannon asked, this guy is now thinking about doing bad things, and the reason why he asked me is to find some excuses for his mistakes.
"What does that make me say?" I shook my head and smiled wryly. Let me say that he is not right, that is too him. But if I instigate him to accept "Yijiang Sorrow", if Murong Chaifeng knows about it, he will definitely complain about me.
"To tell you the truth, I'm quite conflicted right now. King Kong Cannon frowned.
"There are many monogamous birds in nature, and geese are the best example, one dies and the other dies or dies alone. Of course, there are also many polygamous beasts, such as lions and wolves. Physiologically speaking, mammals are closer to humans than birds, and if this theory is followed, it is normal for males to have more than one female. "I thought about analyzing.
"Oh~!" King Kong Cannon seemed to have an understanding.
"Don't worry, I'm only halfway there. Although human beings have natural attributes, they must be constrained by social attributes, otherwise they are no different from animals. I shook my head and laughed. I have to explain to him what to say, and how to choose is his problem.
"Is there a man who doesn't do bad things in his life?" said King Kong Cannon as he lay back on the bed, thoughtful. The question he was thinking about now should be that he could transfer half of his lifespan to Murong Chaifeng, why couldn't he be indifferent to other women.
"I don't know about this, I just know that the chance that a husband and wife will be faithful to each other for the rest of their lives is only 1 in 8,000. I shook my head and smiled bitterly, this is my country's authoritative statistics in 2004, and saying it will break many people's love fantasies.
"Why aren't you like me?" King Kong Cannon pulled the topic to me.
"Because I have a perfect woman. I pondered for a moment, nodded and smiled.
"If Bai Jiuyu wasn't so perfect, what would you do?"
"Don't talk about me, in short, you remember one thing, if you want to be a good man, be honest, it's animals who do what you want. I turned around and ignored him.
The next morning, after breakfast, I went to the main hall to sort the spiritual objects, I was responsible for the classification of the spiritual objects, and the King Kong Cannon checked the animal Neidan, after last night's ideological education, this guy has a lot less nonsense today, and he is no longer as grinding as yesterday.
On the fifth day, I was the first to harvest, and finally found five different spiritual objects of the five elements, one of the earth yellow shellfish, one aquatic green jujube, one metal earth-shaking son, the wood of the centipede branch, and a six-leaf Humei growing in the crater.
The growth years of these five spiritual creatures are all about 1,200 years, and the five elements are compatible, so they are absolutely usable.
Although I had a huge harvest, I didn't penetrate the vajra cannon, but quietly packed the five kinds of spirit grass and put it in my arms. I didn't do this to be used alone, but to leave the Vajra Cannon behind, these five spiritual things have little effect on me, in the process of the fusion of the five elements, most of the aura will cancel each other, and the remaining aura is not enough for me to enter the Earth Immortal Cultivation, but it is absolutely no problem to help the Vajra Cannon advance to the peak of purple qi. There are two reasons why I didn't let him know right away, one is that he has just entered the purple qi now, and he is in too much of a hurry to hit the peak of the purple qi again in a short period of time. The second reason is that I want him to be a little stressed, so that he doesn't hook up with Yijiang Chou again in a happy mood and accidentally become an animal.
I didn't have any harvest in the next two days, although there were many spiritual objects, but many of them had dissipated due to the age, and there was also the fact that the wild land was relatively humid, and many good things were rotten due to poor storage.
The King Kong Cannon is responsible for inspecting the Inner Dan and also has harvested, and the four three-thousand-year-old Alien Beast Inner Dan belong to wood, water, fire, and earth, which are well preserved and full of spiritual energy. Other than that, no netan has been found that can be used. Most of the Inner Dan hidden by the Red Clan are dissected from the bodies of foreign beasts killed in battle, most of these Inner Dans are not on the table, and many of them are poisonous, which is faster to die if eaten than to drink dichlorvos.
"Did you find it?" King Kong Cannon poured out the last bit of cigarette and rolled up the cigarette, Yijiang Chou admired his smoking action to death in the past few days, his mouth and nose came out, swallowing clouds and spitting smoke.
"Find four, all of them are for you, and the remaining one shouldn't be hard to find. "I didn't tell him the truth.
"Can you use these four Neidan?" the Vajra Cannon pointed at the Neidan in my hand.
"It's too long for me to handle. I shook my head. The aura contained in these four inner pills found by the Vajra Cannon is too full, and once swallowed, it is very likely that my ontological aura will not be able to suppress them. In addition, judging from the size of the egg, these Neidan should have belonged to some kind of large beast back then, and I don't know how the Red Clan killed them.
"It's not possible to control it, and there's one less. King Kong Cannon shook his head and sighed.
"There is a certain law for the reproduction and death of all things in the world, the years of these four Inner Dans are almost the same, this situation is extremely rare, usually there should be an animal with five elements of gold born at the same time, as long as I can find it, I will try to the death. I said with a frown. After all, the aura contained in the animal inner pill is not from the ontology cultivation, and it needs to be suppressed and fused after swallowing, and it is more appropriate to swallow the animal inner pill for about two thousand years with my current cultivation, and it is beyond my ability to bear it for three thousand years, this situation is similar to the puppet army of a regiment with a company's eight roads, which is extremely dangerous.
"Can you save it?" King Kong Cannon pointed to my chest, meaning to ask me if I would save Lu Zhenlan with ginseng seeds.
"Mine for him. I put Neidan in my arms, and instead grabbed a few spiritual objects and stood up. I said before that I want to save him by alchemy, just grab a few things and make a show.
"Use mine!" adamantine said in a resolute tone.
"Whatever I say is what I say, don't be verbose. I turned and walked out.
Walking out of the main hall, Lu Pingchuan and the others were waiting anxiously, but his servants were obviously much less, in recent days, the Black Clan and the Yellow Clan have frequently attacked the affiliated tribes of the Red Clan, and most of the young and middle-aged people in the clan have been sent out.
"Daoist Yu, how is it?" Lu Pingchuan's mental state has been very poor these days, and he is extremely tired from internal and external troubles.
"Prepare the copper tripod, my senior brother and sister are going to start the furnace alchemy. I nodded and smiled.
"Okay!" Lu Pingchuan suddenly let out a long breath, turned around and beckoned everyone to prepare utensils.
"Old Yu, do you know the process of alchemy?" King Kong Cannon knew that I was pretending, and he was worried that I wouldn't be pretending.
"I don't know, just make do with it. I shook my head helplessly. Wai Dan is a pseudoscience, so naturally I wouldn't learn it.
Soon Lu Pingchuan found a lot of bronze tripods, and every household here uses bronze utensils, and the copper tripods are naturally easy to find.
"Patriarch Lu, please prepare dry firewood and a secret room. "I chose a basin-sized three-legged male tripod, the bronze tripod is a three-legged male and a four-legged female, everyone knows that.
"Come with me, both of you. "When Lu Pingchuan heard this, he led us to a closed stone room, and then sent someone to bring a large amount of firewood.
"Daoist Yu, how much time will it take?" Lu Pingchuan asked as I closed the door.
"Two hours will do. I rambled for a moment and closed the door.
"Make a fire and burn the copper tripod red. I commanded at the Vajra Cannon.
Hearing this, the Vajra Cannon shook the fire twist and ignited the wood, flowers and firewood, and I casually threw those spirit grasses into the fire, these things were useless.
The alchemy time scheduled for two hours was less than two pillars of incense, and the King Kong Cannon and I couldn't wait to come out, we ignored that there were no doors and windows in the secret room, and the two of them were smoked out......