Chapter 133: I'll Fuck Your Uncle!
"I said dude, you recognized the wrong person!" Han Yifan turned around and prepared to leave.
"Stop, don't go!" Niu Dawei couldn't imagine that he was so sincere that he couldn't move him, as soon as he saw that he was leaving, he immediately became anxious, he didn't think he would recognize the wrong person, he was just by virtue of his memorability, almost entered Group A, although he was brushed down after the worst.
"Are you bothered? Tell you, if you are busy enough to do next, why bother me?" Han Yifan said as he ran without looking back.
"What's busy enough, you just need to go back and follow me to meet the people of the Tang family!" Niu Dawei was in the Invisible School back then, although he was not necessarily the fastest runner, but with his personal physical strength, he was definitely at the forefront, but now he found that no matter how fast he ran, he still couldn't catch up with Han Yifan.
Could it be that you are getting old?
Seeing Han Yifan drifting away in front of his eyes, no matter how hard he tried to catch up, he couldn't narrow the distance between the two, and it was getting farther and farther away, and he had to give up chasing after him.
"What is it that keeps me busy?" Seeing Han Yifan's figure gradually turning into a black spot, Niu Dawei muttered to himself.
After Han Yifan ran for a while, he confirmed that this guy would not follow him again, suddenly stopped, found a mobile business hall, and bought a mobile phone and a temporary card.
Damn, I thought that I was buying a temporary card, but I was entangled by the salesman and said for a long time what traffic card, what dynamic zone global communication and so on, that diligence made Han Yifan wonder if she had taken a fancy to herself, and deliberately forgot to take her mobile phone card when she wanted to leave, and then she would not cooperate and shout to herself: "Your mobile phone card!"
He pushed the boat down the river and said: "No, it's your mobile phone card!"
Then everyone is happy, and a poignant ** love affair is about to be staged!
But after arriving at the end, when he confirmed that he was buying a temporary card that could make calls, the other party's magical face change speed was like a Sichuan opera changing face, which made Han Yifan breathtaking.
Han Yifan actually used to have a mobile phone, but it was the kind of Nokia that could smash walnuts, but now he has changed to a smart phone, and he can't figure out what cores and processors, anyway, he thinks that as long as he can make calls.
However, with this smart phone, Han Yifan fumbled for a long time before finally figuring out how to make a call.
Then Han Yifan dialed 110. Hearing the relatively gentle words of the other party on the phone, he asked himself, "Hello, is there anything wrong?"
Han Yifan thinks that everyone's overall quality has improved, and whether he will change his mantra "Nima Egg" in the future.
Han Yifan: "I want to call the police!"
The other party: "Hello, operator xxx is at your service, is there anything wrong?"
Han Yifan: "I'll call the police!"
The other party: "I know that you called the police!
Han Yifan: "......"
......
Han Yifan touched his head for a while, this is the first time in his life that he has called the police, he has no experience, but he made a joke, it seems that he still has to fight a few more times in the future.
Han Yifan: "Your director and his wife were killed at home!"
The other person pauses for a few seconds.
Then Han Yifan heard a very professional voice from inside: "Thank you for your support to 110, please rate the operator's service this time, please press 10 ...... if you are satisfied"
"I wiped it, why did you suddenly change your voice? And let me score, this didn't serve me either?How can I rate you!" Han Yifan continued to dial the phone inexplicably.
Listening to the voice this time, it was not the one just now, Han Yifan breathed a sigh of relief.
"I'm going to call the police! Your director's wife was killed at home!" Han Yifan finished speaking in one breath, as if he was so experienced.
The other party paused, Han Yifan heard the other party's breathing, it seems that there is something wrong this time!
"Forgot to take the medicine, right?Which snake spirit hospital didn't pay attention to it and let you run out?" followed by "Thank you for ......"
I'll go! Han Yifan was simply speechless. Is it so difficult to call the police in this society? So what should I do?
But at this time, in fact, the bodies of Mao Jiawei and his wife were about to be discovered.
In the morning, Sun Duoli called Director Mao and wanted to ask if the old woman had gone to persuade her husband and son, but no one answered at all!
It's still the same when I call at noon, it's all night, and I still don't answer my phone call!
I have already made a package ticket with my family, and this opportunity for me is absolutely earth-shattering, and I can get it right away! So this Sun Duoli is a little anxious.
"Damn, is this old turtle grandson their death on the woman's belly!"
As soon as he opened the door, he saw two cars parked side by side in the yard, one police car was usually driven by Director Mao, and the other was his wife's.
"I'm grass, I can work with my wife for a day, this dead turtle grandson is really obsessed!" Sun Duoli saw this and walked in directly.
Originally, I was thinking about what I needed to knock on the door, but when I got to the door, the door was open, I wiped, when Sun Duoli saw the clothes thrown everywhere on the ground, and there was a T-shaped **, he admired this grandson's ** even more, this guy really wanted to lie on a woman's belly 24 hours a day, and he was not afraid of being damaged by blisters, the most important thing is that he was so passionate, he began to undress as soon as he arrived at the door, and he was in a hurry.
It turned out that this was when the woman was leaving, and in order to leave quickly, she just found a piece of clothing to cover her body.
So** didn't wear it.
"Brother Mao?"
"Brother Mao?"
Sun Duoli shouted a few times and no one answered, so he walked towards the bedroom, Sun Duoli is still very familiar with this place, he once worked with this fat man and a college student in this bed, chick!
Could it be that he really guessed by himself and died of exhaustion on his wife's belly?
By this time, it was approaching darkness, and it was no longer clear to see inside the house.
"I'll rub, this dead fat man brags every day that his woman has a white ass and a big buttocks, so he might as well take the opportunity to take a look!" Sun Duoli thought vulgarly in his heart.
So when he walked to the bedroom door, he directly pressed the control button of the light in the room.
"Ahh Isn't this who the director's wife is?
No matter how bold Sun Duoli is, he is also frightened at this time.
And at this time, he also saw clearly, there was a bloody corpse next to the woman, almost no need to guess, he knew that this was the Mao brother he was looking for!
Sun Duoli turned around and ran, dialing 110 as he ran.
At this time, a man and a woman in the 110 answering man were chattering.
"I'll rub Xiaoli, do you know what to do......" As soon as the man's words were said here, he was interrupted by the girl.
"Who am you wiping when I rub me? Tell me who you wipe? I have a boyfriend!"
The boy couldn't imagine that one of his verbal words would cause such a misunderstanding, so he quickly apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, it was just a slip of the tongue!"
"Hmph, it doesn't matter if you slip the tongue, just don't mistake that place, during working hours, what do you want to do when you say something like that?"
"Yes!" the boy said, "No, someone just called the police, do you know what he said?"
"He actually said that our director and his wife were killed at home!" the boy said in a low voice with some excitement.
"I'm rubbing Xiao Gong, I just received a call like this, do you say this person has a nervous disorder!"
But when the boy heard this, he immediately sat up, and said silently: "You said it yourself! You want to wipe me, but do you have that thing? Where are you wiping me?"
And at this moment, suddenly the phone rang again. Seeing that the girl didn't want to move, the boy quickly answered the phone.
"Hey, hello, is there anything I can do for you?"
"I'm going to call the police!"
"Hello, what's going on?"
"Your husband and wife have been killed, and now you are at home!" Sun Duoli said in a panic.
"I'll fuck your uncle!"