Chapter 17: Crosstalk to Amuse You

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It is said that one day Li Zisheng and his family went to the teahouse to drink tea, and he always felt a little discordant around him when he sat there. After thinking about it, he finally understood.

There are only singing songs in this teahouse, there is no storytelling and no cross talk, which is this teahouse, is it clearly a music café?

Li Sangongzi's brain hole is already very big, so he doesn't care about this incident. He sighed in his heart at this time, those traversers are really blind to this place, they are always so bitter and hateful, they either withdraw from marriage or eat people all day long, and occasionally they can be cross talk actors who bring laughter and laughter to the people of the other world.

Thinking of this, he just did what he said, and after saying something to the family next to him, he went straight to the music studio of the Xiao family's bookstore.

Along the way, he was wondering what kind of joke he was "creating"......

Okay, that's it, you don't need to change it, you can just use it.

As a result, the first stand-up comedy "Teasing You" in the world of Dajiuzhou was released.

At that time, Liu Wuflaw was recording a song inside, and he was quite curious when he heard that his senior brother Li was going to have a cross talk, so he stayed in the house with the band and listened......

Mother: "Who?"

Baby: "Teasing you." ”

As soon as Li Sangongzi finished speaking, he caused a burst of laughter, and these observers couldn't help but laugh after hearing it, and they also destroyed a batch of notes.

Pity the working people of Zhongzhou, Chixian County, this laugh is so low that Li Zisheng can't bear to earn their yuanshi. His "Fun with You" is crazy.

For a while, the shops in Iron Mountain City did not play songs, but played this cross talk. This is true not only in Iron Mountain City, but also in the rest of Middle-earth.

Li Sangongzi is a little strange, the people of Zhongzhou love cross talk so much, it can be said that they never get tired of listening to it.

But that's normal. Some people in other worlds have a lower IQ, and for the sake of a novel or a movie, the people here just laugh a little lower.

This kind of thing can't be more real.

Yuan Shi is not earning for nothing, Li Zisheng is also enriching the amateur life of the people of Zhongzhou.

Since then, he has been out of control and began to devote himself to the "creation" of cross talk. However, he himself is not very suitable for cross talk, mainly because his identity will inevitably be a little frivolous if he goes to do this job again, and even if he does it, he will really become a cross talk actor, which is not conducive to his future revolutionary career.

Just think about it. At some point in the future, Comrade Li Zisheng, who was going to make an important speech, walked up to the podium with a stern face, his eyes blazing, and he crossed his waist with one hand. With one hand raised, he said: "Comrades, ......"

I heard a burst of "Yu ......" sounding below.

Li Sangongzi shuddered when he thought about such a scene.

Creation still has to be created. But you can't perform it yourself. It's still digging talents.

Fortunately, Captain Li is now the brain of the Young Pioneers, and there are thousands of people under his hands, and he has really unearthed a lot of talents for him.

For example, the most popular cross talk actor now is what he emerged from his own righteousness.

One day, His Excellency the Captain went to inspect the school, and when he entered the school, he was greeted by a child.

When Li Zisheng saw this, he was taken aback.

I saw that the person who came was a round head and a round brain. The figure is also round, with a pair of small thin eyes and two attractive ears, which looks very festive.

Captain Li involuntarily asked, "Your surname is Guo?!"

The boy listened. Immediately said gratefully: "Third son...... No, Your Excellency, I don't think you remember me. My surname is Guo, and my name is ......."

Li Zisheng gasped, thinking to himself how this guy came here, can't it. So he couldn't wait to ask, "You can't call it Tokuzuna, right?"

"No, no, No, Your Excellency, Captain, you are mistaken, I am not called Degang. ”

Fortunately, Captain Li breathed a sigh of relief and waved his hand to interrupt him: "This classmate, your future stage name will be called Degang." ”

"What is that?!?", the freshly baked Guo Degang asked puzzled, touching his round head.

Li Zisheng pulled out the short knife at his waist, strode over, and said, "No matter what the stage name is, come on, come on, I'll shave your head first!"

In this way, he found the pillar of Deyun Club. This is also a natural thing, Guo Degang has it, will Deyun Club be far away?

This Deyun Club is popular in Chixian Zhongzhou because of the cross talk created by Li Zisheng, especially "I Am a Great Immortal Master" adapted from "I Am a Scientist", which has become a classic among the classics.

So much so that in the later War of the Unification of the Great Nine Continents, how did the soldiers under Li Zisheng identify spies, that is, he asked him to repeat a passage of "I am the Great Immortal Master".

This was the same method used by the Wang division to identify German spies in World War II, except that they asked for the names of the Yankee players.

With a good joke and his personal guidance, Deyun Club also became an instant hit and became the third well-known literary group in Dajiuzhou!

The first and second well-known groups are also from Baidai Studio, the first is the Xiao family's group of singers, Li Zisheng formed a thirteen orchestra, because there are thirteen of them. This band specializes in "Chinese-style" music, and the market response has been quite good.

The second one is not from his hands, but the thighs that Liu Wufang built himself after learning from him...... Well, no, it's Girls' Generation.

In Middle-earth, girls don't show their thighs.

There are examples of success, of course, there are examples of failure, Li Zisheng also organized a choir, but the songs he wrote for the chorus are a bit "avant-garde", such as "We Workers Have Power", "Unity is Strength", and "Xuanhe Cantata", and so on. The market acceptance was not high, and in the end it could only be dissolved.

With such a successful foundation, Li Zisheng is ambitious and wants to enter the film and television industry. However, after he asked Liu Dacang for the photo talisman, he could only dismiss this idea stupidly.

The photo charm is not only a high-level symbolic method, but the time is short and expensive, and the image quality is not high. Moreover, very few people will have this kind of impractical talisman, and it is estimated that they will have to order it from the talisman master of the Heavenly Rune Sect or the Qingyang Sect.

He couldn't get out of the camera for a while, so he had to leave it for the future.

After Li Zisheng finished the Fu Gong class, he went to the house of Daoist Liu Dacang, and unfortunately told him that he could not go to the Qingyang Sect of the East China Sea, but to go to the Tianqi Gate to be an inner disciple.

"That's it......" Liu Dacang touched the long beard on his chin and glanced at his daughter, only to see Liu Wufang's expression darkened, his little head also lowered, and he sighed in his heart, not knowing what to say.

At this moment, a clear man's voice came from outside the house: "In the lower heavenly incense gate Hui Qiyun, I don't know if Liu Dacang Liu Daoyou can be?"

Li Sangongzi's heart moved, this dignified young master of the Eight Heavens Gate, the Qi Refining Immortal actually turned it over and came here to see Liu Daoshi, I'm afraid it would ......

He turned his head to look at Liu Wuwu, whose expression was still gloomy, and thought, is it for the sake of the flawless junior sister?

In a society like Zhongzhou, where the strong are respected, it is very rare for a high-level cultivator to take the initiative to visit a low-level cultivator, not to mention the difference in identity between Hui Qiyun and Liu Dacang.

You must know that the former is the young master of the Eight Heavens Gate and the first heir of the master of the Gate, while the latter is at most the inner disciple of the Eight Heavens Gate, or the predecessor. Besides, these two people are at most colleagues of the Eight Heavenly Gate, and they are not old friends.

It's not a matter of asking for help, so it's impossible to say it at all.

At this time, Liu Dacang was also shocked by this call, but he was older than the rivers and lakes, and he had also seen big scenes, and he would not lose his temper.

He raised his voice in agreement, then stood up and took his daughter and students with him to meet the guest.

Last time, Li Zisheng and Liu Wuflawless only saw Hui Qiyun in the window of the carriage, but now they see him as a whole person, even if Li Sangongzi is quite wary of this person, he secretly shouted hello to him in his heart.

Before meeting this Hui Shao Sect Master, the most beautiful man Li Zisheng had ever seen was his godmother's husband, the eldest son of Hanahara Chunhua. However, this eldest son of the nine families in Yangzhou is beautiful and beautiful, but he is a little fat and powdery, and he loses his femininity.

is different from Hui Qiyun, who is also half of the same family as the playboy, his face is also very standard, but it is different from Hanahara Jun, but the handsomeness of a man's hard style.

Now standing at the door, he is even more extraordinary, just standing with his hands in his hands, the three of them only saw this human immortal in their eyes, and even the stunning appearance of Qin Liu and Qin next to him was ignored.

This person really deserves the name of Tianxiang Gongzi!

Hui Qiyun not only looks good, but also has a very thoughtful manner, there is no immortal at all, and after greeting the three of them with a smile, he apologized first: "In the presumptuousness of coming down, Liu Daoyou don't want to be surprised." ”

Liu Dacang naturally wanted to be grateful: "Where did the master of Hui Shaomen come from, you come to the cold house, oh...... And everyone Qin, Liu is really brilliant!

"Hehehe, Liu Daoyou is really polite. He smiled, turned his head to Li Zisheng and Liu Wuflawless and said, "Two little friends, we meet again." ”

Liu Dacang welcomed the two VIPs into his hall, and after everyone sat down, the two juniors naturally stood behind Liu Dacang.

Hui Qiyun exchanged a few words with Liu Dacang again, which was nothing more than a Lala relationship. However, he seemed to know Liu Dacang's distress, and did not mention Tianfumen and Mrs. Liu at all.

The two talked a few words, and the atmosphere became harmonious, Hui Qiyun picked up the teacup, and with a turn of his eyes, he swept over Qin Liunong, who had been sitting quietly on the side.

The stunning enchanting woman also understood, and asked Liu Wuflawless who was standing beside him generously: "Sister Flawless, I don't know what I mentioned to you last time, I don't know if Ling Zunke knows?"