27,000,000 stones
"The two of you go slowly, and you won't be far away. "Smart people never talk nonsense, since the double murderer broke in, the fan judge his person, the situation, and think about the response, but it is just a few words of Liao Liao. If you don't keep two polite sentences last time, you will give people a handle in the blink of an eye, and you won't teach a long lesson!
Seeing that the thin man didn't drag the text anymore, the owner of Fang Zhai nodded with satisfaction: "You are not a bad person! I will accept this gold, uh, there is another matter to trouble you!" Fan Gui's heart was already hanging, and when he heard the words, he jumped straight to his throat, and he almost didn't catch his breath, and he stroked his chest and coughed again and again! Xiao Fangzi scratched his head, glanced at it, Xue Wanli shrugged his shoulders, hehe, hey, Yile. Master Fan breathed a sigh of relief, and when he was angry, he stepped forward and slapped the straw bale twice!
"Just think about it, that surnamed Xue is like a tiger waiting to be devoured, how can he kill himself? Hey, stretching out his head is also a knife, shrinking his head is also a knife, and dying early and surviving early!" As soon as he thought of this, Fan Guizhi's heart was sour, but he gradually calmed down: "Say it." Xiao Fangzi thought about it for a while, and said loudly: "The main soldiers of this village are many generals, and the majesty ......is swept away" Xue Wanli was happy, and Xiao Fangzi hesitated: "What's wrong? Xiao Fangzi nodded, and then said: "Sweeping the floor on all sides...... majestic"
"This kid is afraid that he is a miscellaneous person in a house, and he only knows how to sweep the floor, but somehow he was abducted by this surnamed Xue and used as a puppet!"
"Recently, business is not good, and there is a great shortage of soldiers and food, so I came here to ......"
"Grain!"
A boulder fell to the ground, and Fan Gui's heart was immediately relieved, and it tightened again: "You don't have to listen to nonsense, you don't have your own soldiers, but you have a lot of food! There is something strange about it, these two mountain kings are clearly pretending, but they don't know what to do with the grain? This grain is the root of their own life, so they gave him 200 taels of gold and it hurts a little, and when he turns around, a stone of grain will rise by three or five yuan, and he will not make up for it again! Huh? No, it will have to rise by seven or eight yuan! Sizzle! It is still not right, it has to go up ......."
Xiao Fangzi stammered and was greatly relieved: "Second master, how is it?" Xue Wanli picked it up, and pointed again: "Report to the owner of the village, he didn't listen well!" At a glance, Fan Yuanwai was tilting his head to ponder things, obviously distracted! The owner of Fang Zhai was furious, and his face was yelling: "Hey! That thin man!" was suddenly interrupted by him, and the account was all messed up, and Fan Guizhi was also upset: "Don't shout!"
"I don't listen carefully, but I dare to contradict the owner of the village, and I also say, shouting and shouting?" The owner of Fang Zhai was shocked and angry in his heart, and shouted loudly: "It's the opposite! The second master, on!" Before the words fell, Xue Wanlihu roared, hung his eyes and stood on the ground, and he was about to pounce! Fan Guizhi was shocked, and suddenly stepped back and waved his hand again and again: "Don't, don't come over! Give it, I'll give food!" Xiao Fangzi waved his hand and sneered: "Toast and don't eat and drink, hum, take it?"
"Yes, yes, how much food, let's count it!"
"One hundred thousand stones!" Fan Guizhi was so shocked that his willow body flicked three feet high, and it took a while for a while to sway and fall, and he screamed: "How much?"
Xiao Fangzi scratched his head and said word by word: "Ten, ten thousand, stone." ”
100,000 stones, almost all of the Fan family's grain store is in stock! Fan Yuanwai was shocked and suspicious, didn't he touch the old bottom for the bandits? After fixing his mind, he turned his mind and disdainful: "Two rough people, do you know how much 100,000 stones are! Eighty percent of them are afraid that the money is too little, and they are playing tricks!" Fan Gui took a step forward and sneered: "How is it a hundred thousand stones? Tell me about it?" Xiao Fangzi was stunned for a moment, and shouted: "The master of this village is not good at arithmetic, the second master, count it to him!"
"Yes!" Xue Wanli took a step forward, shook his head and said: "I have 10,000 elite soldiers, one soldier is said to eat ten catties, and the other is said to use 100,000 catties of grain, that is, 1,000 stones, 10,000 stones, 100,000 stones, but the amount of March is too much. "One person, one day, ten catties? Fan Guizhi also grew up eating grain, and when he landed, he found a flaw in it, and said in his heart, Are you the elite soldiers raised in the village or the pig soldiers? How ridiculous and ridiculous, and even returned his grandmother's drag?
"No, no, no, this account is not right!
"What's wrong? The soldiers of this village can eat, hum, for example, these two masters, say that they eat a hundred catties!" The owner of Fangzhai has a serious lack of understanding of the two catties in his mind, thinking that the more the more majestic, but he doesn't know that the bragging skin can't be blown up, and the belly of the second master is also broken. Xue Wanli couldn't demolish him, so he had to keep silent and use his internal strength to digest this sudden hundred catties. It's just a joke, he doesn't take it seriously, whether he has soldiers or no soldiers, he is allowed a million stones, and he has to be lucky! Fan Yuanwai is a bamboo in his chest at this time, and he does not fight with him, but only perfunctory in his mouth: "100,000 stones are also made, but the grain is scattered in various warehouses, and it is inconvenient to use it, can you delay it for a few days?"
"Is it? So, uh, it's really troublesome!" Fang Zhai owner frowned, Xue Wanli smiled: "The village owner doesn't have to worry, the food is in the backyard." Xiao Fangzi shouted angrily: "Bold! madman, dare to deceive the owner of this village!" Fan Guizhi remained silent, and looked at Xue Wanli: "How can you see it?" Xue Wanli looked up at the blue sky: "The birds tell each other." Fan Fang and the others were shocked at the same time, only to hear him sigh: "A flock of birds come to the clear, gathered in the backyard and do not disperse, should be led by the hoarding of grain; chirp and chirp, hovering for a long time, just because there is a grain protection wire fence to block; occasionally a few do not fall, screaming, they are trapped in the net and cannot escape! Hey, people die for money, birds die for food, blood and tears are realized, how many points are gone?"
Xiao Fangzi listened to it and didn't understand it, and stood on the lion's head to look at the birds in the air, and there was a sound in his mouth. Fan Guizhi was stunned, and was shocked for a while: "I knew that this big man was extraordinary, not to mention the high martial arts, and the eyesight and knowledge were even more terrifying! The backyard is like seeing it in person, this, this, this is the meaning of the words?" Before he could think deeply, Fang Zhai's subjective bird was finished: "Old liar, haha! Now there is nothing to say!" Fan Guizhi glanced up at him, lowered his head and thought again.
The straw bale stands tall, and it is still a straw bale, so why waste your thoughts? At this time, it seems to be calm, but in fact, it is already the most fierce time of the war, and the top priority is to get rid of the ruthless corner surnamed Xue.
Seeing that this thin man had committed the old problem again, Xiao Fangzi's heart suddenly became angry, and he glared and frightened: "Don't look down on people! You don't know how powerful the owner of this village is, hum, dare to hide the grain, believe it or not, I will burn it for you!" Fan Guizhi shuddered violently, and suddenly looked at this straw bag, and his heart was very vigilant: "This arson is on the same list as murder, above all evils, and it can be a fire and a wound, and a serious family will be ruined and people will be killed, and it will be vicious! Don't be negligent, that little ghost can really do it!" Shi Shi's bizarre admission to the hospital was probably his bad idea! You can't despise this straw bag too much!
"The owner of the village is angry! he is angry!" but he couldn't, so he had to nod his head, squeeze out a few laugh lines, and stepped forward to apologize in a shrill voice. Under the anger of the owner of the village, he just sneered and did not follow. Fan Yuanwai had no choice but to make a big fuss, and even used more than a dozen beautiful words such as hero, hero, master, majestic, clever, handsome, and smart to extinguish this nameless karmic fire. Fan Guizhi wiped the sweat, and secretly said that he was lucky, he really shouldn't forget it-
All straw bales have a common special surname: they don't like others to despise themselves the most! Once they are underestimated, they will be angry and will lead to another common special surname: they will burn when they encounter fire! If they are not stopped in time, a qualitative change will immediately occur, and they will become: Fire straw bales! Once they are burned, they will crackle, hurt others and themselves, and they will all die.
sighed in his heart, turned around, but behind him was a big straw bag that he had put aside for a long time. The bear steward was doing nothing by himself, and when he saw the old man walking towards his house, he hurriedly strode up to meet and listen to the orders! Shouldn't you bully the small with the big and make the bag with the bag? The two sides are deadlocked, and they still need to rely on external forces, ** it doesn't work, and there is a white way!
Cheongju Province!
In the past, he was not disdainful during the New Year's holidays, and Fan Yuanwai had a little friendship with the big man, and it was justified to ask for help in case of bandits, and he also had to come forward in the public and private official mansions. Of course, the people of the yamen can't use it easily, Fan Yuanwai is thoughtful, there is a straw bale with a litter of straw bales, and it is also a mess when he comes! But at this time, there is no way out, so he has to use it. Straw soldiers are useless, and bluffing thieves is good!
"It's better to talk than nothing!" Fan Guizhi sighed as he watched Butler Xiong leave. Fast trains are often covered on flat ground, and drowning is mostly good swimmers. Fan Guizhi was good at calculation, but he didn't know that at this time, when he started to think, it was really the biggest failure in this matter! Is the dignified official mansion so useless? Is the great yamen all straw bales? Can straw soldiers only be used to bluff people? The eyes are above the top, there is no one in the eyes, and the old problems are committed again and again, and the gods and immortals are difficult to save today, and the decline of the Fan Mansion was born from this thought.
Noon is approaching, the winter is warm and the sun is at the head, and the cold in the courtyard is a little timid.
The size of the three people with a stone lion, you come and I are talking about it. Fan Yuanwai begged each other softly -- no way! And promised a generous gift -- no! Temptation with delicious food -- no success! Then move with beauty -- no! Speaking of which, it always doesn't work, and the two tigers of the black wind have a single mind -- 100,000 stones. The more Fan Guizhi spoke, the more anxious he became, and the surname Suo threw out the last killer move, flicked his sleeves and screamed: "One hundred thousand stones, and I will be with you!" Xiao Fangzi was stunned, and then smiled: "The second master, it's done!"
But seeing that the second master frowned, he seemed to be very annoyed, and suddenly heard the thin man sneer: "Cheng Chengcheng, I will call your 10,000 elite soldiers and take my 100,000 coarse grain back to the village!" Last night's conspiracy and hard work to memorize the words is about to be completed at this time, and I have already been prepared for this last hurdle! Immediately, I cleared my throat and recited the last line in the script: "The master of this village does not need to transport grain with soldiers, ha! More than 100,000 people in Qingzhou City will come to help!"
Fan Guizhi was stunned when he heard this, but he finally knew what kind of ghost he had in his heart when these two came to visit him today! Two hundred taels were taken steadily, and 100,000 stones were really wanted! He robbed the rich and helped the poor, and wanted to be a hero? Everyone praised him and made a name for himself from all over the world? But he gave away other people's money and goods indiscriminately! It is not easy to calculate, and he will think about it! Fan Yuanwai gritted his teeth and glared angrily, and the hatred in his chest surged like a tide. After a while, the screaming and laughing continued, and the willow body trembled and undulated, hitting the plantain like rain: "Good! good! good! wonderful! wonderful!"
"Crazy!" Xiao Fangzi was shocked and dumbfounded.
"100,000 people and 100,000 meters, the two heroes are calculating, so let's go and call them one by one to get food!"
"Hmph! That's what you said! Two masters, two, two masters?"
The second master's eyes were blank, stunned, and he seemed to be stupid!
Seeing that one of the two of them went crazy and the other became stupid, Xiao Fangzi couldn't help but be confused, and shouted: "The second master!"
Xue Wanli shook his head slowly and sighed: "The owner of the village, these 100,000 people, the two of us can't call them." ”
Silver fell from the sky, and no one believed it. Seeing it with his own eyes, the owner of Fang Zhai ran to the downtown and shouted: "Silver has fallen from the sky, everyone go and pick it up!" The result can be imagined, either they will be beaten up as a madman, or they will spit out a few mouthfuls as a fool! It is grain, not silver, but according to all the methods used by Fan Yuanren in the past, if the people have to choose one of them, they would rather believe that silver has fallen from the sky than believe that Fan Fu will give grain to the people! Moreover, Xue Fang and Xue Fang are both outsiders, and they are not familiar with the place, so what?
Trouble!
As soon as the killer feature came out, the scene was reversed in an instant! Fan Yuanwai laughed wildly and was extraordinarily proud, the owner of Fang Zhai sighed with a sad face, and the second master felt that the momentum was not good, and finally because of the missed calculation, the chess was a bad move, and he was unable to save the defeat!
And don't worry, why bother, the world is like chess is unpredictable, where there is a disturbance, there will be a scene.;