Chapter 412: The Bandits' Counterattack
Tang Hao saw that Sun Da was so acquainted, and he only laughed secretly in his heart, but he still pretended to be cold and said: "You don't have to worry about the residence, there is a good place at the foot of this mountain, the spiritual energy is abundant, the spring water is clear, we will build the house, you don't come and disturb it." ”
Guo Jiji also commanded everyone: "There is nothing to do, you can go down, we will summon you if there is anything." ”
All the bandits nodded yes, and Tang Hao and the women walked to the address of the selected Lu, and it didn't take much time to build a simple courtyard with their cultivation.
"Master, is this okay, don't you turn them into spirit servants or demons?" asked Guo Jiji as she walked.
Tang Hao shook his head, "No, it's just a few mortals, and they can't make much of a storm." Besides, I'm also very interesting to see what tricks they can play. ”
In one afternoon, Tang Hao and a few people arranged the house, a 500-square-meter courtyard, plus a two-story villa, equipped with a swimming pool and a lawn, this modern Western-style building is also unique in this quaint cottage.
The sunshine in the desert is brighter than other places, which also makes Tang Hao can't wait to put on a bikini. He twisted his proud waist and held an iced spiritual tea in his hand, enjoying the bikini outfits of the servants of the gods.
The delicate body of the lily fairy like a flower, Ruoxue's demonic ketone body, Guo Jiji's hazy and charming figure, Caixia's slender and upright figure, and ......
"Xiyu, what are you?" Seeing Lin Xiyu wearing a one-piece swimsuit, Tang Hao was a little unhappy.
"That kind of dress is too revealing, I don't dare to wear it! Master. Lin Xiyu pleaded.
Looking at Lin Xiyu's delicate eyes, Tang Hao also gave up the idea of letting him wear a bikini. He lay on the couch and supported his upper body with his large, soft chest.
Tang Hao untied the strap of the bikini. Then he said to the women: "Which of you rubs sunscreen oil on me?" In fact, the monk's skin is different from that of mortals, even if he doesn't wear sunscreen, the scorching sun will not affect his skin at all, but Tang Hao has watched too much TV, so he just wants to experience this feeling.
All the divine servants screamed and swarmed towards Tang Hao like nymphomaniacs, and soon a few soft little hands with sunscreen oil stroked Tang Hao's quilt, and Tang Hao also enjoyed it.
But Tang Hao didn't enjoy it for long. was disturbed by Ziyue's cry for help, it turned out that Ziyue jumped into the pool, but she couldn't swim.
In the days of the bracelet space, Ziyue has been taking a bath with Tang Hao, and her swimming skills have long been perfected, but she didn't expect that after fusing with the Jade Rabbit, the fluff on her body became very heavy after being stained with water, which made her unable to adapt to it.
Tang Hao smiled bitterly, and a spiritual power was struck. Purple Moon flew up and returned to the ground.
"Ziyue, after you and the Jade Rabbit fused, you also have the cultivation of the middle stage of the Yudan, you have to try to learn to use this demonic power. Stop thinking of yourself as mortal. Tang Hao said helplessly.
Ziyue stuck out her tongue and said, "I know the truth." ”
Just as Tang Hao was still enjoying it, in the ancestral hall of Huangsha Village, the bandits were drinking sullen wine there.
Master Sun slapped the corner of the table and suddenly said, "Everyone." Do you want to let these ride all the time?"
Some bandits said helplessly: "Then what else can be done, now everyone is holding this flower." With their lives in their hands, what else can we do?"
The second master also nodded and said, "Big brother." That flower on your head seems to be withering, do you want me to water you? He then pulled out a jug.
Master Sun was shocked, "Really, hurry up and pour it on me, no wonder I've been feeling a little dry lately." ”
The second master picked up the kettle, and several jets of water with pale yellow flowed down the head of Sun Da's family, accompanied by a strong smell of urine.
Master Sun kicked the attack away and shouted, "What are you pouring?"
Attacking the innocent said: "Farm fertilizer, my flowers and plants are watered with this, and the growth is good, otherwise how to say that good flowers have to be dung!"
Sun Da was angry, he slapped his palm on the table and shouted: "Everyone sees, do you still want to fertilize your head?"
Suffering pitifully: "Big brother, from now on I will be your person, what do you say, I will do?"
Master Sun kicked away again, took out a dagger and laughed fiercely: "They shouldn't go to sleep, we can take advantage of the time when they are sleeping, go down with a knife, and then kill first and then rape." ”
Master Sun has been smiling wickedly, intoxicated by his obscenity.
"Who's going then?" asked the actual question.
Sun Da looked at everyone, and everyone fled from the ancestral hall like dead people in the family, except for the attack and suffering of the kicking of the Venus in their eyes.
"A bunch of unrighteous guys. Sun Da said helplessly, he grabbed it and was still in a daze: "How about you go? Didn't you say that whatever I say is what I say?"
was desperate, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Big brother, no, I'm here, it's inconvenient recently." ”
Master Sun glared and said, "You also have that, do you want me to cut off the root of your life?" ”
He was busy and shouted: "No, eldest brother, in fact, the second brother should go, you see he just fertilized your head." ”
The attack was also half-awake at this time, and he heard himself hurriedly get up and slip out of the door.
How could the master of Sun let the attack succeed, he blocked the attack, grabbed the fertilizing kettle and said coldly: "If you don't want to have an enema, just obediently go and attack those witches at night."
Attacking helplessly, he came to the gate of the small courtyard with a dagger, and was thinking about how to get in. At this time, the courtyard door suddenly opened, and Guo Jiji looked at the attack inexplicably, and asked, "What are you doing here?" Didn't you say that you wouldn't be bothered?"
The attack was shocked, and he knelt down and said, "I'm here to surrender, and they're plotting how to kill you." ”
Guo Jiji smiled weirdly, and her yin qi emanated from her body, like a ghost, "Kill us? ”
"Hell!" the attacker shouted, running towards the stockade at a speed unimaginable to mortals, and was stopped by Sun Da's master.
"How's it going?" said Master Sun with anticipation.
"Oh hell! It's terrifying! I'm going to die. "The offense was running in the open field without direction.
"This man is useless, you can go up. "Sun Da is in charge of receiving the Tao.
"Oops, I'm dead!" he pulled out a dagger and stuck it in his chest.
"Useless things!" Sun Da shook his head, and then picked up the dagger in his attack hand and walked towards the courtyard where Tang Hao was staying.
Seeing that Sun Da was far away, the attack also stopped talking nonsense, hid behind a mound, and said with a long sigh of relief: "May the gods bless the eldest brother." ”
"You're not crazy?" shouted as he got up at this time.
"You're not dead?" Attack wondered.
He made a shushing gesture, "Don't be heard by the big brother." After speaking, he took down the dagger on his chest that could be retracted and said, "There is no one who walks the rivers and lakes who will die miserably if he does not have a one-and-a-half-move." ”
"What did you just see?" asked Shou Shou then.
"Hell, it's really a ghost, it's terrifying!" said the attacker.
"Isn't that big brother?" said in heartache.
Master Sun's face turned ruthless, he hid the dagger behind his back, and was about to sneak into the courtyard from the hidden courtyard gate.
At this time, it was Liu Ruoxue who suddenly opened the door, and she asked Sun Da Boss, "Da Boss, do you have anything to do?"
Master Sun was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly returned: "I heard that the second child said that this place is haunted, so let's see if you are in danger." ”
"Is this what you're talking about?" Liu Ruoxue tore the human skin off her face, revealing a tattered grimace, of course, this was just an ordinary illusion.
Sun Da's body was immediately frightened and straightened, and even the lily on his head stood up.
"The big boss, the second boss is talking about me. Guo Jiji blew a yin wind from behind Sun Da's family.
"Hell!" Sun also shouted, and the lily on his head also fell.
"I'm going to die!" Sun Da hurriedly picked up the lily and held it on his head, trying to flee to the stockade.
At this time, Tang Hao and the rest of the people blocked the retreat of the big boss Sun, "The big boss finally came here, don't you go to the house to sit down?" Tang Hao said jokingly. (To be continued......)
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