【0119】Fishing in troubled waters
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So, Zhao Liang took a group of people and horses out of the border of the mermaid country.
When he arrived less than a hundred feet away from the border, the general of Nawei, under the instruction of Zhao Liang, took out a bottle of old wine, craned his neck, and took a few sips of it, which was really refreshing. On weekdays in the barracks, the military discipline is strict, and I don't dare to drink at all, I am really greedy, so I secretly take a sip behind my back, and today I can actually drink in public, it is really fucking happy, and I want to drink a few more sips, but I heard Zhao Liang remind him next to him, "It's almost enough, don't really get drunk." ”
He hurriedly closed his mouth and said hurriedly, "Yes, yes, yes." ”
"Do you see how?"
"The last general will understand, and I will bring people there. ”
After speaking, the general took a group of men and horses to the border of the mermaid country.
After they left, Zhao Liang said to the ironhead shark again, "General Tie, you wait here for a while, and when they quarrel with the people of the Sea Jiao Kingdom, you will come forward to relieve the siege." When the defenders of the Sea Jiao Kingdom are attracted over, we will sneak across the border, and it is up to you to do it. ”
"Brother Zhao, you can go with confidence. The ironhead shark looked at Zhao Liang affectionately and said.
Zhao Liang frowned and said, "Why do I sound so awkward? It makes us feel like we're going to tie up the Dharma Field and be beheaded." ”
"I wish Brother Zhao to be sneaky and successful in absconding. The ironhead shark quickly changed his tune.
Zhao Liang kicked at the ironhead shark and said with a smile, "Fuck you, get out of here, let's go." ”
After speaking, under the leadership of Zhao Liang, the four of them hid their bodies and quietly walked out to the border of the mermaid country.
Look at the general with a group of men and horses to the border of the mermaid country and the sea Jiao country, and then stationed at the border.
The defenders of the Sea Jiao Country who were patrolling the border saw that there was such a large group of people in the Mermaid Country, what were they going to do?
In the past few days, the relations between the mermaid country and the sea Jiao country have been relatively tense, and in order to prevent incidents, the border guards of the two countries are patrolling 30 zhang away from the border line.
Today, the mermaid country is actually unusual, gathering such people to come to the border, what is the intention?
So, the defenders of Haijiao Country hurriedly reported the situation to the border generals, and in less than half an hour, the border defenders of Haijiao Country gathered three or four hundred people, and also rushed to the border to confront the defenders of Mermaid Country.
The general of the Mermaid Country saw that so many people came to the Haijiao Country at once, and he had basically achieved Zhao Liang's goal, so he started.
I saw him come to the border line step by step, drunk, and said in a high-spirited manner, "The bastard of Haijiao Country, your mother called you home for dinner." ”
Before the people of Haijiao Country could react, the hundred sergeants behind the general shouted loudly, "Bastard of Haijiao Kingdom, your mother told you to go home for dinner." ”
The roar of these hundred people, like a thunderbolt that shocked the sky, shocked the more than 300 sergeants of the Haijiao Country at once, and angered them, and these sergeants all scolded.
"Your grandmother's, your mother called you home for dinner, your grandmother called you home for dinner, your whole family called you home for dinner. ”
"I'll rub it, these miscellaneous people in the mermaid country are not impatient, Lao Tzu will go up and fuck them. ”
In fact, this roar was specially arranged by Zhao Liang, on the one hand, to provoke the people of Haijiao Country and attract their attention, and on the other hand, it was also to signal Zhao Liang who was in the distance, at this time, it should be the safest time for them to cross the border.
This made Zhao Qian a little dumbfounded, Ji Zhong and Qiu Jin also smiled wryly, Zhao Liang said to the three of them with great emotion, "How is it, is my idea too creative?
"Shame on you. Zhao Qian sneered at Zhao Liang on the side.
Zhao Liang was already immune to Zhao Qian's ridicule, and said with a smile, "Thank you senior sister for the compliment." ”
Ji Zhong and Qiu Jin were immediately impressed by Zhao Liang's shamelessness, can you be a little disciplined, you are also the protagonist, don't be so cheap.
Zhao Liang said that the gods and horses are all floating clouds, as a kind and righteous hero, it is to push down all kinds of heroines, Shenma sisters and sisters, as the saying goes, if the girl does not push down, the audience must jump to the feet.
Well, without further ado.
Zhao Liang waved his hand, "Let's go!"
The three of them followed Zhao Liang and quickly crossed the border in the distance, and the original defenders here were all attracted by the sound of "Your mother called you home for dinner".
The defenders of Haijiao Country can think that hundreds of people over there are scolding Zhenghuan, and there are already four people here who have secretly crossed the border.
After Zhao Liang and the four of them quickly crossed the border with lightning speed, they quickly went deep into the hinterland of Haijiao Kingdom, because the heavy troops of Haijiao Country were deployed on the border line, so after they crossed the border, they were very smooth along the way, and almost did not encounter any defenders.
Besides, after the mermaid country and the sea Jiao country called the board, the two armies began to fight a war of words on the border.
"The miscellaneous people of the mermaid country, if you dare to scold and scold, Lao Tzu will pinch your eggs. ”
"Your mother, look at your bear-like appearance, I guess it's almost as good as being pinched by me. ”
For the sake of the building of socialist spiritual civilization and for the flowers of the motherland to grow strongly, 500,000 words are omitted here.
Seeing that Zhao Liang and the others had crossed the border, the ironhead shark felt that it was almost over, so he came out from behind, put on a stinky face, put up a shelf, and pointed at the general who was for it and scolded, "What are you doing here? What kind of wind are you smoking? I don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing here to scold?"
The general pretended to be drunk, squinted, and burped, "Uh, yes...... , It's General Tie, I just drank too much at night and couldn't sleep, so I came out to scold the turtle grandsons of Haijiao Country. ”
"How's it going?
"Enough scolding. ”
"If you've scolded enough, just get back to me. ”
"Okay, get out, brothers, get back to me!"
So, the general led the people of the mermaid country and rolled back in a mighty way.
Seeing the people and horses of the Mermaid Country, the Sea Jiao Kingdom retreated happily, all of which were a little inexplicable, what kind of trouble is this?
After a while, the border general of the Haijiao Kingdom came over, and when he saw that there was no figure from the Mermaid Country on the border, he couldn't help but scold the captain behind him with an angry face, "Didn't you say that the Mermaid Country had a large team of people coming to provoke it?"
"This ...... , it may have just left. ”
With a snap, the general slapped the captain in the face and kicked him in the stomach, and the captain suddenly bowed into a shrimp shape and fell to the ground wailing.
"Damn, Lao Tzu is studying emergency military information in the big tent, and you dare to delay a big event, this is your punishment. ”
The lieutenant lay on the ground, thinking angrily, studying your sister's emergency military situation, it's not with those rabbits, Lao Tzu ruined your good deeds, so you retaliated against me like this, grass your mother.