Eighty Ouch my Dilang!

In the crowd, a girl Xu Lai, dressed in a cloth and hairpin, with a beautiful appearance: "This girl, why is it difficult for my family?"

Here, looking for Niu Peony: "What's the matter?

"My family Lang Jun, the name is Fang Yin. The woman smiled, and there was a swaddling baby in her arms: "Look, this little girl is the baby born to our husband and wife." ”

It was a female baby, staring at two big eyes, stretching out a small fist, and waving fiercely: "Big!"

Obviously bigger, this boy!

"Ahh

Yu Lao said a long time ago that he deserves a "good" word.

"Yuan, Yuan, Mrs. Yue!" At this time, Daoist Fang had to speak, because everyone was looking at him: "I beg you, you don't want to make trouble anymore!"

To be honest, Fang Yin was also extremely surprised when he saw Yuan Yan'er at this time: "Mrs. Yue?"

Yuan Yan'er sighed and walked over slowly: "Isn't it Xiao Yanyan?

Xiao Yanyan? Who is Xiao Yanyan again? Daoist Fang only felt that one head was two big, didn't he know that the one who suffered more was still to come: "Xiao Nannan, look, this is Daddy-"

"I'm not ......" Daoist Fang was inexplicably wronged, and lost his mind and said: "I don't have ......"

"Call, call Daddy, good. Xiao Yanyan said softly: "Daddy, daddy, of, of-"

"Yes, yes, yes, big!" The girl's name was Yuan Lai, and Yuan Lai had just learned to speak: "No, no, it's Dad, Dad." Father. Target. of, of ......"

There was no sound at the scene, a needle tip could be heard falling to the ground, only the son who had just been recognized by Daoist Fang in Niu Peony's arms was still crying to death, "Woo wow-woo wow-wow-wow-"

"Yes, yes, yes, cough, cough, cough!" Xiao Yuanlai coughed loudly, and his little face was red!

Another time. Finally, stubbornly and with difficulty, he spit out a word: "Dad!"

"Boom!" the audience applauded in unison, what an inspiring and memorable moment: "Bang Bang Bang!

"This is not my child!" Daoist Fang repeated his old tricks, only looking at one person: "This is my senior sister, my senior brother's wife!"

"No, don't you recognize it?" Niu Peony came over again, and at this time there must be Niu Peony: "You also occupy your brother's daughter-in-law, and you dare to rob your eldest brother's woman?"

At this time. The audience was divided into two factions, one is: scum!

A faction of its own: awesome!

Don't mention the forest fairy. This is inhumane, that face is colorless, and Fairy Lin has finally turned into a real puppet.

The main thing is Daoist Fang, Daoist Fang, isolated, wanting to cry without tears: "Oh God, heavens! why, why do you want to ...... like this?"

"Even if you are, I'll be big!" Niu Peony roared: "I'll be big!

"Big, big, big!" Xiao Yuanlai looked vicious, and waved his small fist: "Yes!"

"You go and ask, ask him, who is small and who is big?" Yuan Yan'er was not moved, and smiled skillfully: "Dumb goose, what do you say?"

"Woo wow - woo wow - woo wow wow - "

"Don't cry! Annoy yourself!" Niu Peony said annoyingly: "I'll kill you by crying again!"

No matter how young the baby is, he knows whether he is alive or dead: "......"

"Wait a minute!" Rob said blankly: "God, little ancestor, you, if you don't come, you won't come, there will be several ......."

The scene was chaotic, the atmosphere became more and more hot, and suddenly someone shouted, like a ghost in the daytime: "The female devil! The female devil is coming! The female devil of the harem is here!"

Speaking of big, I'm the biggest, and the goddess of Dawu Mountain is here!

The clothes are pale pink, the world is pink and white, she is in the crowd, better than when I first saw him that day: "Who bullied my father-in-law?"

A smile fell into the city, and Wanfu lost his voice.

"Xianggong, Xianggong, how can you bear to keep the empty room alone in the slave family all day long?"

Awesome!

Now, the two factions cooperated all at once, and if they didn't accept it, they even took down the goddess of Wushan: "Ah, Ah, Ah Pity?"

The goddess of Wushan is secondary, and Miss Ah Lian is the main one, and Miss Ah Lian follows behind the goddess of Wushan, holding her little hand-

After all these days, Miss Mercy was thin as a piece of paper, and her eyes were red and swollen, like two peaches.

"You say, you say, who is this person?" asked the Wushan Priestess, pointing at Daoist Fang.

Ah Lian didn't say.

"You say, you say, who is this person?" asked the goddess of Wushan, pointing at Ah Lian.

Daoist Fang was speechless, only feeling ashamed in his heart!

"Hug it, hug it, hug it, take off your clothes to show you the light, you don't want it if you say you don't want it. The goddess of Wushan was laughing, trembling with laughter: "Ah Lian, look, the men in this world, how can there be a good thing, all of them are ungrateful and ungrateful!"

Ay!

This is to blame for Daoist Fang, who harmed everyone present, all the old and young masters: "Hey, this eldest sister, who are you?"

Fortunately, there is a cow peony, and the peony is like no Zen, fearless of everything: "What do you say? Who is not a thing? How old are you? My family has nothing, no, my family Fang Yin is also what you can scold, I bah!"

Pretty!

The so-called two tigers must have an injury, the peony goddess, the goddess of Wushan, come up is a direct PK!

"Yo yo yo, I haven't seen it yet!" The Wushan goddess looked at the peony from head to toe: "Not bad, not bad, eyebrows like the moon on an autumn night, nose straight and plump, scorpion tail peach blossom eyes, Chongcheng goose egg face, plump lips, full jaw, beautiful and long neck, big and straight chest, round and tough waist, fat and warped buttocks, tsk tsk, the best!"

Peony looked disdainful, and secretly rejoiced in her heart: "This girl is just born beautiful, haha! Everyone knows, then you still need to say it!"

Unexpectedly, he said: "Especially these four long legs, long and straight, and these four prodigal hooves, black and bright! They are beautifully born, so beautiful and beautiful! What a rouge horse with fresh skin and bright hair!"

"You!" how do you know how to steal the day. The discussion is not human but Shenma: "Good old witch." Dare to tease Bengu. Aunt Ben!"

"Even with you, dare to fight with me?" The Wushan goddess sneered, from head to toe from top to bottom, and gestured: "On appearance, on figure, on flesh, on breasts, on buttocks." In terms of people's eyesight, on the kung fu in bed, from top to bottom, you are all better, just you?

Everyone was shocked, and Peony was defeated!

Daoist Fang was secretly happy in his heart!

Silly eldest sister, she has the benefits of silly eldest sister, and now everyone's attention can also be said to be diverted from firepower. When he took this opportunity to launch a Jedi counterattack, he added fuel to the fire: "She is younger than you!"

"That's it, I'm younger than you!" Niu Peony was overjoyed. I can't wait to rush over and kiss him: "You old woman!

The goddess of Wushan sneered: "A flurry boy, a yellow-haired girl, generally can't help but talk about Fengyue!"

Sexy is a kind of charm, a kind of mature beauty, innate, if you talk about the years, like fine wine, the older the more mellow, mellow and delicious, smell it can make people intoxicated.

Peony still didn't realize that Fang Yin knew that something was wrong: "She dresses up better than you!"

"Wonderful! Wonderful!" This is the taste, taste, representing a person's temperament, has always been the peony's best strength: "Hahahaha!

The goddess of Wushan had nothing to say.

Because it is needless to say, the audience shook their heads in unison, no matter men or women, they can't stare at and tell nonsense.

Peony also realized it, and was angry for a while: "Fang Bad Shui'er, hurry!

Don't worry, this is a plan, just a foreshadowing, and the conspiracy is Fang Bad Shui'er's best job: "She is better than you!"

As soon as these words came out, the four people were shocked: "Two, two, two?"

This is Dou Mei, not Dou Er, the Peony Divine Hero and the Wushan Priestess are also incomprehensible: "What is the second?"

"Since it is more beautiful, how can it only be compared to the appearance of the skin, and the beauty of people is not as beautiful as the heart, but?"

The Jedi counterattack began: "For example, this peony god has always dared to say and do, and has never only told the truth and never told half a lie!"

"That's a must!" Peony Shenxia laughed: "I never tell lies, I don't say a word!"

"For example, this child is obviously not mine, for example, Peony is obviously my younger brother and sister, for example, this is originally a joke, and everyone doesn't have to take it seriously. ”

At this time, Niu Peony had already woken up a little, but: "Yes, yes, just kidding, Bengu, that, just don't be angry, this advantage is ...... for him"

"For example, this little girl is my daughter, a goddaughter-" Daoist Fang looked down with a relaxed expression: "I just learned to speak, so I called me Dad, and I don't deserve it as a cheap old man!"

"Big big, you make a lot of money!" was already teasing him, Yuan Yan'er grinned, and she recognized it.

"For example, Ah Lian is my sister-in-law, my sister-in-law!" This is the most important thing, Fang Yin raised his head and said word for word: "I will definitely give it to her and find a good family!"

"Sister, sister-in-law?" Wu Dumei raised her eyebrows and said coldly: "Fang Yin, you have a heart!"

Sister! Sister! I want to cry without tears, every word is cone, Ah Lian lowered her head and didn't speak, who understands Ah Lian's heart!

Ah Lian is weak, loves to cry, has no opinions, and is always easy to be ignored, but Fang Yin can ignore others, but Ah Lian can't: "Ah Lian, if you want, from now on, your surname is Fang, you and I have no chance to tie the knot together in this life, and we can love each other ......"

At this moment, Ah Lian hid her face and ran away!

Here and now, in this situation, Ah Lian really can't bear it, Ah Lian doesn't want to hear it, Ah Lian doesn't want to!

The situation has taken a turn for the worse!

"Who has a ghost in their heart? Who is the real two?" Wushan Goddess swung her waist and left: "Retribution, retribution! Hahahahaha!"

If you owe it, you have to pay it back, and if you don't have enough money, it's hard to be a love debt: "Fang Yin, why don't you speak?"

It was Lin Dai who said this, and Lin Dai finally opened her mouth: "Ah Pian, Ah Pian, Chu Chu is moving, I see pity, why don't you enter your Fang Yin's eyes?"

The words are to the point, Fang Yinkou can not speak!

There is no doubt that Lin Dai is a smart woman, how can she not see through the hidden secrets, there are ghosts in her heart, how can she be ashamed!

As he spoke, his hands parted, and Fang Yin couldn't hold it anymore: "Fang Yin, I'm leaving, do you still have something to say to me?"

One shot and two scattered, irretrievable, everyone present was related, and no one thought that there could be a miracle: "Yes!"

Niu Peony was depressed and couldn't speak, and burst out: "I'm dumb you! Don't you say a few nice words of coaxing, you stupid!"

"Dumb goose, stupid goose, quacking goose!" Of course, Peony is kind, and Yuan Yan'er is also kind: "Little girl, little girl, you also learn to call one-"

"Quack quack!" Xiao Yuan came to laugh and dance!

In fact, it is not very difficult, there are many ways, but as expected by the goddess of Wushan, Daoist Fang is a true two: "I owe her, I have to pay it back, I have to pay it back, I have to pay it back, and I have to pay it back if I don't pay it back." Daoist Fang smiled bitterly and said, "I think about it, Ah Lian doesn't marry, Fang Yin doesn't marry, that's it!" Fang Yin looked at Lin Dai and said, "Dai'er, I know you don't like to hear this, but you also know that there is only one person in Fang Yin's heart from beginning to end, and that is ......."

Responsible!

Lin Dai walked away, with a cold face, and he couldn't help but finish his words, without even looking at him.

"I don't like to hear you say!" Niu Peony flew up at the moment, angry and hated him: "You are a wreck!

This kick, Daoist Fang couldn't dodge, Daoist Fang sat on the ground, his heart was like ashes: "You." ”

Ruined, defeated, finished, dead, the boiled duck flew away, and he deserved to be a bachelor for the rest of his life: "The one in my land, my daughter-in-law~~"

With a bloodless face and hollow eyes, Daoist Fang cried and sang: "Where are you going~~"

How much Daoist Fang wanted to cry.

How much you want to laugh!

Because there is more than one alley here, and Lin Dai walked to the mouth of the noble alley.

"You idiot!" Yuan Yan'er couldn't help laughing, and went up and kicked him: "Don't chase it yet!"

"Who has a ghost in their heart? Who is the real two?" Daoist Fang got up and stumbled after him: "Hahahahahaha!"

Fools have stupid blessings, leaving a smile: "Beating-beating-Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law-"

What you want to see, what you want to see, what you want to hear, what you want to get, what you want to get, you have got, it doesn't matter if he is two, as long as Lin Dai likes it-

Just be single-minded. (To be continued......)