Chapter 215: The Tenth Heaven, Lao Jun calculates
"Bastard、、、 give 、、、 enough to 、、、drink for him," the Jade Emperor roared as his head smoked.
"Yes、、、 yes, yes、、、" asked the immortal officer to say in a panic, and after speaking, he hurriedly retreated, and continued to serve Guangyun and Sun Wukong, the two masters, to drink the water of the gods. After Guangyun took a big sip, he smiled and said, "Happy, it tastes good, hey、、、 do you want to try it?"
"No、、、 no, no need!" asked the Immortal Slayer, the corners of his mouth twitched, and sometimes he wondered if it was the Divine Eclipse Water that the two of them drank that made the gods smell and change?
"Senior brother, why didn't my grandson find out before, this kind of water tastes better than the elixir and jade liquid, I knew that my grandson would pack some and take some away. After Sun Wukong drank a large pot, he hiccuped and said with a regretful face.
"It's okay, it's okay to drink enough now, right, ask the Immortal Slayer, but I heard the Jade Emperor say, let's drink enough!" Guangyun said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, yes、、、" asked the Immortal Slasher to nod his head profusely, and at the same time asked his subordinates, the Eclipse Divine Water was almost finished! Heavenly Court didn't have much Eclipse Divine Water, and it was rarely used in normal times, so I didn't expect to be drunk like this today, and the jar under my feet fell to the ground! The residual liquid corroded Sendai and smoked, and the smell was very unpleasant, making people dizzy. No matter how you look at it, it is highly poisonous, but how can it become juice when it reaches people's mouths? This is not scientific.
When the eclipse water was drunk, Guangyun and the others hiccuped. Moaning with great enjoyment, as if they were now enjoying the sun, the angry Jade Emperor's face turned blue. Directly shout and beat the whip team on the field. Whipping gods, specializing in beating immortals, can break the body of immortals, damage vitality, and is extremely powerful, which is used to punish immortals.
"Call me 、、、" asked the Immortal Officer as he wiped his cold sweat and shouted. It was the first time he had seen such a difficult prisoner. So many tortures, it's like playing, do you want him to ask the immortal officer to live? I just hope to beat the divine whip. can whip these two people to death, and lest they go to the Jade Emperor to suffer.
"Papa、、、 pa、、、 pa、、、" Dozens of yellow turban wrestlers, holding whips, whipped the two of Guangyun hard. Make a loud noise. The Jade Emperor in the distance heard it, so he nodded with satisfaction, and lay down on the dragon chair with a sigh of relief, which was a kind of torture to satisfy himself.
"Comfortable、、、 use some force, this bit of strength is not enough for my old grandson to tickle, haven't you eaten? The Jade Emperor is raising your bunch of pus, it's really embarrassing, hahaha、、、、 it's really comfortable、、、 senior brother, how is your strength? Are you comfortable?" Sun Wukong groaned with enjoyment. The hair all over his body fluttered slightly.
"It's okay, it's just that the range of the whip is too large. Can't enjoy it properly. Guangyun closed his eyes slightly. said quite unpleasantly, but seriously, when the whip hit him, he felt numb, and he did feel a little comfortable, which made Guangyun think that he was a pervert and liked to be abused.
"Damn、、、 Zhongqing family, is there a magic way to deal with these two criminals?" The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth and said, listening to the conversation between Guangyun and Sun Wukong, it was obviously done to him, the Jade Emperor, this is clearly provoking the majesty of his own Jade Emperor, if he can't deal with these two bastards, where should his Jade Emperor's face go?
"This、、、 this、、、 this、、、 what do you think 、、、 should be?"
The gods talked a lot, and they were also very big, Guangyun and Sun Wukong were obviously in the flesh and had become King Kong and were not bad, just like letting a dog bite a diamond, even if you could gnaw hard bones, could you still gnaw on diamonds? Even Yang Jian, who also had King Kong not bad, also had a sad face, so he was worried about his uncle! But if he handed over the method of breaking King Kong and not being bad, wouldn't he not have the advantage of not being bad in the future?
"Jade Emperor, Xiaoxian has a good way to dispose of the two. At this time, Taishang Laojun stood up and said.
"Please say Lao Jun, you must punish these two people well, kill chickens and make an example of monkeys, otherwise the demons and barbarians in the Three Realms should go against the sky. The Jade Emperor said anxiously.
"Qiyu Jade Emperor, Xiaoxian's Tushi Palace has an alchemy furnace, this Dan furnace can refine all things, it is extremely magical, if it is paired with Wenhuo, martial fire, or three flavors of true fire! Even if Sun Wukong, the demon monkey, has King Kong, it will be refined into an elixir, and it will be enjoyed by the Jade Emperor when the time comes, and it will be unhappy?" Taishang Laojun said with a smile.
"It makes sense, legend has it that your alchemy furnace has also refined many divine weapons, such as Marshal Tianpeng's nine-toothed nail rake, and the Dinghai Divine Needle in Sun Wukong's hand, since you are so sure, then hand over Sun Wukong to you to deal with, then what should Guangyun do?
"This Guangyun is afraid that my alchemy furnace will not be able to refine him. Looking at his physical body, I'm afraid that he is almost close to immortality, and the alchemy furnace can't hurt her in the slightest. I don't think it's better to exile him!" Taishang Laojun said in embarrassment.
"Immortal and immortal? Isn't that the ability that only a saint has? He is just a small immortal monarch, how can he have such a powerful body?" The Jade Emperor was shocked, not only the Jade Emperor, but also the gods couldn't believe it, not to mention Yang Jian, Tianyan only looked at Guangyun carefully, and after a long time, he said with some envy: "It is indeed close to immortality, and each cell has a super vitality, as if it is a complete individual." ”
"How can this be?" the Jade Emperor exclaimed.
"According to Xiaoxian, this Guangyun has fused the chaotic embryo and become a chaotic body, plus he is a body cultivator, and his physical realm is high, and he has eaten so many peaches, elixirs, and immortals! I'm afraid I already have the qualifications for sanctification. Taishang Laojun said pertinently.
"Damn, if you can't use it for me, then kill it. The Jade Emperor said angrily, such a talent, but can't be used by me, it's a pity to think about it, that's a sanctified talent!
"Jade Emperor, it's better to appease this Guangyun!" Tai Bai Xing said.
"Appease, how to appease? He has already hit the Heavenly Court, how many Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals have been injured, and countless have died in his hands, even if I can forgive him, can the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals and the gods forgive him?"
"Jade Emperor, now that Heavenly Court is employing people, let's think twice! After today's incident, the demons and demons of the Three Realms will definitely not settle down, and they will definitely take action, and Heavenly Court will be lonely and unable to sleep at that time! Even if Erlang Zhenjun comes back, he can't take care of everything, after all, he is just one person. Tai Bai Xing whispered in the Jade Emperor's ear.
"I've thought about what you said. But I don't raise tigers. Taishang Laojun, where can he be exiled to Guangyun? I really hope that he will never appear in front of my eyes. The Jade Emperor said coldly.
"The Tenth Heaven!" Taishang Laojun said seriously.
"What 、、、 is 、、、?"
"Lao Jun, aren't you joking? Who will approach such a dangerous place? Not to mention sending one in, I'm afraid it's hard to get close!"
"It's not the last time I approached the tenth heaven, and I almost confessed where I was. ”
"Lao Jun, where can Guangyun really be exiled? But how should he be sent in?" the Jade Emperor frowned.
"Xiaoxian is willing to go. Xiaoxian has his own magic weapon for self-preservation, and he will go to the tenth heaven without worry. Taishang Laojun said confidently.
"Alright then, I'll leave both of these two to you. The Jade Emperor nodded tiredly and waved his hand, as if he had left behind some baggage. But it's normal to think about it, Guangyun's two difficult bones will have a headache in anyone's hands, let alone the Jade Emperor? It's better to get rid of it as soon as possible, so as not to be helpless and embarrassed.
"Yes, Jade Emperor、、、" Taishang Laojun said with a mysterious smile. (To be continued......)