Chapter 096: Strategy and Tactics
Well, you want to do it!
Everyone just stared at him with two eyes wide open and thought.
As for a certain text, he leaned forward slightly with a solemn face, firmly propped his hands on the 'defensive fortress', and stared intently at the 'mobile castles in the air' outside that were attacking his side like wolves and tigers, and pondered.
His expression was so focused that he had no time to care about anything else.
However, he misses him, and at the same time, it does not prevent the enemy from continuing to unleash ferocious and devastating blows against them.
Suddenly, in the midst of a huge roar and concussion, stone bullets like beacon meteors came one after another, stirring up sparks, rippling airflow, after experiencing the initial sharp edge, but finally it was like falling into the flexible and viscous mud, banned, fixed, and no longer fierce.
Rumble!!
Phew-
Burst!
Soon, the first crossbow arrow with a blazing fire at the tip burst out of the air, pulling out a dazzling golden-red tail flame in the deep and misty night, and it shot like a bamboo, but in the end, as if plunging headlong into muddy water, it silently disappeared and quietly disappeared into invisibility.
Whoosh Whoosh โ
Puff puff!!
But after all, that arrow was only a 'vanguard', and there were countless 'allies' behind it, like wave after wave, rushing out from all directions!
At first glance, it just feels like meteor showers are falling all over the mountains and in all directions-
Arrows fly like locusts!
To paraphrase the old saying. It's called: one warrior falls, and thousands of warriors stand up again!
Well......
However, it is not appropriate to use the word 'warrior' here, and it should be changed to: A dazed and ignorant martyr jumped into the pit and died, so thousands of dazed and ignorant martyrs hurriedly followed its pace, and jumped into the mass grave one after another~
Ha!
Meng Xiaoqing is fearless (as long as she has a certain text by her side, she feels as if she has held up a 'protective umbrella', no matter what happens, she is completely fearless) while whimsically YY herself. On the one hand, I saw that it came from all directions. Countless crossbow arrows and locusts pierced their 'second layer of candlelight' into a sieve.
It's true... It's like a hedgehog......
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Well, a hedgehog is a hedgehog, and it's kind of unique, right?
The crux of the matter today is that-
Xiaowen, how are you?
How long do you have to think about it?
You are holding the space to make up the number of words to fool our kind and pure little people, aren't you!!
If you can't think of it anymore, your aunt and grandmother will kick your PP~
"Hmmm......"
Fix this time. The article that had been pretending to be a 'wooden man' had finally returned from the 'petrified state'!
Hmmm-
How many pairs of big and small eyes are next to me? In that moment. They all stared at him as if they had discovered a treasure underground!
"Uh, that. I thought about it for a long time, and I always felt that in this case, we still ......" A certain article turned back solemnly and said cautiously:
"Surrender!"
"Huh?!"
Xiao Jing was so shocked that he almost didn't pounce on him on the spot and bite him!
But in the next second, after she was strongly stimulated, she digested the news in her stomach a little, and then carefully looked at the expression on the kid's face, only to find that inadvertently, he had quietly narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his mouth smiled, revealing an expression similar to that of a 'fox spirit'.
What's going on?
What's going on?
This......
"Surrender, surrender?!"
Because he suddenly felt that the water in front of him seemed to be very deep, Xiao Jing still restrained himself a little, and did not erupt in an instant, but adopted the strategy and tactics of 'the enemy does not move, I do not move, deal with it calmly, and wait and see what happens'.
"Hmm. โ
"Surrender?!"
"Hmm. โ
"Throw, drop?!"
"yes!"
"Is your head in the water again?"
โ......โ
A certain Wen was suddenly speechless, silent for a moment, it was really paper that couldn't contain the fire, only then he grinned, smiled very treacherously, and expressed it with a lip shape: "Fraud!"
"Oh!"
"Surrender!!"
โ......โ
A certain article almost fell upside down: he deliberately used his mouth to express it without making a sound, just to pretend to be mysterious and not to expose the mystery to the outside world, but who knew that the little cute girl on the other side was really a simple and lovely good child, she understood it alone, and she was not reconciled, and she tried to stare at her eyes, and of course she made it loud to the public.
In this way, the attention of the masses and ordinary people has certainly been attracted, but the mystery has also been revealed, and he has no hole cards at all, and he can't afford to put up a shelf and can't hold it big.
A certain article hates it... Gritting his teeth, his fists clenched, and the green tendons in the corners of his eyes twitched, I really wanted to find a piece of tofu nearby and hit it head-on!
"Yes, I'm going to cheat ......"
"The specific steps to implement the strategy are......"
Well, since his deeds have been 'revealed', there is no capital for a certain article to promote narrowness and naughtiness, so in this case, he has no choice but to 'bend into a move' in frustration, and honestly explain to everyone the strategies and tactics he has just thought out without reservation.
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"I see~"
After listening to the complete strategic concept of a certain article, the big guy finally understood it thoroughly, and couldn't help shaking his head, and said: "Actually, that's what we thought, but we didn't say it~"
"It seems that such strategies and tactics, under the current situation, are not logical and natural?"
"The main reason why we don't say it is to give the owner a chance to express himself!"
"It's to avoid the impression that we are too clever and that our master is too dull. โ
"So we generously gave you this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to express ourselves~"
"The host the host. We're kind and great, aren't we?"
"Don't you feel particularly happy and honored right now?"
"Master, how can we take care of you!"
"Are you in a state of ecstasy?"
โ......โ
I'm going to poke you to death this little kid with a head of tofu scum!
That's exactly what I came up with!
All you've done is stupidly sit around and wait to be killed!
It's good now, I've come up with it, and I'll tell you, you little bastards don't praise the ingenuity of your master (me), and you even colluded to say such a thing that vomits to death without losing your life!
I'm ......
I'm so!!
The black line on the head of a certain article... With a tense face, his eyes wide open, and he stared at the nest of thieves in front of him with a murderous expression. I can't wait to bring the pot out. Cramp and peel them all, toss them into the pan, and add condiments to make a hearty meal. Then eat it all bite by bite!
That's called relieving qi~
Merely... In the current situation. Like such a plot. He can only relieves himself in his mind, and it is impossible to take it seriously.
Because now its own power is extremely weak, and it has to weaken itself in these inexplicable places... That's what fools + fools do. It seems that a child like a certain Wen, who can endure humiliation and take care of the overall situation, is unlikely to make such an idiotic move.
So all he could do was to try to pout the corners of his mouth very angrily, and use that kind of eyes and face that wanted to kill, as well as that kind of 'angry' body language, to fully express the anger in his heart!
"Ah, you see, the master seems to be so happy~"
"Ah, really!"
"He looks like he's going to faint with joy!"
"Wow~"
"We must have been touched by this!"
"Yes, yes!"
"I think so too~"
"He must have felt too happy and happy, so he showed this very touched look!"
"โฐ( ฬโฝ ฬ)โฎ Wowhahaha!!"
"โญ(โฒโฝ')โฏohhehehehe~"
"~(โงโฝโฆ)/~~~~~~ quack!"
"Lalala~"
"Seeing the master so happy, even we feel very happy!"
"In order to celebrate, let's dance in a circle together~"
"Yes, yes!"
โ......โ
So the group of dwarfs who were talking to themselves and completely immersed in their own YY joined hands with each other and sat in a circle while singing loudly and jumping happily:
"The doll and the bear dance, jump, dance, one, two, one"
"They dance in circles, and they dance and dance and dance
"Little Bear nodded, nodded one-two-one"
"The little doll is laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing,
โ......โ
Not only a certain article, but even Xiao Jing on the side listened to it, and felt that his scalp was numb.
She cautiously turned her head sideways, looked at Mouwen's face that was darker than Bao Gong very magically, and said in surprise: "I only knew for the first time today, it turns out that you showed this expression because you fainted with joy!"
โ......โ
A certain Wen swept over with his eyes that were sharper than a blade, gritted his teeth, gritted his teeth, and asked with a head smoking: "Look at the way I look now, do you seem to be fainting with joy?!"
"yes!"
"I'm wondering too!"
"Isn't the way you express your inner emotions a little too weird?"
โ......โ
A certain article was stunned!
It's really... Completely defeated by this group of 'mindless' and 'unhappy'!
Who is the Pleasant Goat and who is the Big Big Wolf!
... Who knows?
In this world, the world is as black as a crow!
Well, ahem!
Okay, okay, laugh and laugh, make trouble, you can't be endless, right?
Outside, there are still so many 'gray wolves' in the style of 'cotton drags'!
If you don't send them all away, then our litter of 'Pleasant Goat' can't be completely 'sheep into the tiger's mouth', steamed, fried, cooked, fried, and taken out into shreds, squeezed into juice, and taken to barbecue & cold dressing?
That's not going to work!
Although our little life is worthless, it is still useful for us to keep it, but we can't just give it to them for nothing!
As the saying goes: 'Stay in the green mountains, don't you be afraid of no firewood', isn't it?
At the moment, let's still know the current affairs as a junjie, hurry up, surrender!
"Hmm......"
Speaking of this, a certain text slapped his head and couldn't help but think of something again: "By the way, in your goblin language, how do you say the word 'surrender'?"
"Surrender?"
"Ahh โ
"It's called 'Halberd Billet Goo'!"
"Huh?"
"'Fried chicken butt'?!"
๏ผ...... By the way: here it says 'right' because both sides are spoken and not written, so... It doesn't know what a certain article understands this sentence for, and if the tone is right, it feels right~)
"Yes!"
โ......โ
"Well... How many chicken butts do we have to fry here?"
"Huh?!"
"Uh, nothing. โ
Well, fried chicken butt is fried chicken butt!
Anyway, it's the ass of fried chicken, not our ass~
Not.
Anyway, so be it!
So under the dispatch of a certain article, the 'magic war drum' they rode (from the outside, it really looks like a 'hedgehog ball'... Temporarily turn around and head towards the nearest largest 'cotton drag'... Oh no, it's the 'Flying Fortress', flying away~
While flying, I also heard a group of people raising their arms and shouting there:
"Fried chicken butt!"
"Fried chicken butt!"
"Fried, chicken butt~"
โ......โ
"There's no 'la'. โ
"Oh!"
"Okay!"
"That's calledโ"
"Fried chicken butt, no!!"
โ......โ
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Syncope!
Master, you're too crazy, how can you stand it~~~ (To be continued......)
PS: Hmm......
Originally, I took sick leave today, and I came to rest in bed at home.
But,Maybe it's because I slept too much in my bed.,Or maybe it's because.,This chapter was written halfway yesterday.,But because I was very sick and didn't finish it.,So the couple always feels restless when he sleeps in bed.ใ
I always remember in my heart: there is still half a chapter to be written!
...... I don't know why, I always feel uncomfortable not finishing it.
This feeling was so strong that I just got up, sat down in front of the computer, and worked hard to finish it!
(3500 words because, 500 words are to make up the previous chapter~)
Mmmm, I'm really a good person!
The world's invincible super good guy!
(You must think so, right?)
(Wha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ha
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