Chapter 46: Oolong Monastery (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

Qiyi Mountain of the Buddha Kingdom in the Western Regions belongs to the sandstone peak forest landform, there are red rock, yellow rock, red rock contrast with each other, many mountains rise from the ground, the height is very different, the sharp pillars towering the sky, the strange peaks stand in a forest, and there are thousands of postures. The summer is warm, humid and rainy, the winter is cold and occasionally convective rain, and the mountains are covered with green pine vegetation, which is verdant and green. The mountain is high and the clouds and mist are transpiring all the year round, the mountain stream is clear and the fish are clear, there are often giant eagles hovering on the mountains, and there are many spirit monkeys climbing under the cliffs of the deep valley.

The temple is located in the Qiyi Mountain area, built on a relatively gentle terrain on the Yellow Rock, next to a knee-less mountain stream flowing through, it is very convenient to get water, and there is a trail along the mountain stream to the outside.

In the early morning, the little monk Faji, who was only a little older than a year, wore boxy pants, and took advantage of the time when the big monk was doing morning classes, secretly rode a jade lion, and flew low over the red brick wall of the temple and slipped out.

It is said to be a jade lion, but in fact, its skin and fur are cyan, and there is a fiery red mane on its neck.

Fa Ji grabbed the red mane on the neck of the jade lion with one hand, and held a ceramic jar with a large head in the other, and looked back in the direction from which the solemn and loud Buddha bell came from, and the cool wind blew very refreshingly.

The jade lion kept going down the mountain, and there was a pool of turquoise and clear water at the bottom of the mountain. The jade lion stopped on the limestone beside the pool and squatted cross-legged on the stone.

Faji scooped half of the water from the ceramic jar and placed it on the edge of the pool. took off the gray monk's robe and square pants, and a fierce man was stuck in the pool.

The cold water of the pool was so cold that Fa Ji was excited, and he poked his head out of the water, and the sound of chanting Buddhist scriptures came from the temple and was clear and audible.

Faji swam around in the water with his eyes open, grabbing a small colorful fish and placing it in a ceramic jar every time he poked out of the water. A water snake swam and bit it with bad intentions, Faji was quick to hold the snake's head with one hand, and twisted it into two pieces with the other, and threw it far away to the outlet of the waterhole.

A gust of mountain wind blew the pants into the pool, Faji scooped up the soaked pants and squeezed the water to put them on, put on the monk's clothes, hid the ceramic jar on the edge of the pool, there was a stone behind the edge of the pool, and the grass in front of him grew high to cover the place, and rode back on the jade lion.

Back at the monastery, Fa Chai patted the jade lion on the back and told it to sneak back, and walked up the stone steps that connected the dining hall and the lecture hall while coughing and looking left and right.

The sturdy canteen master Fa Miao, carrying two loads of rice porridge, walked up the stone steps behind his buttocks, and saw Fa Ji looking around like a thief, and shouted: "Fa Ji, why did you pee your pants and wet a pair of pants, and the senior brothers will laugh at you later!"

"Go, go, Fa Miao, you die, you wet the bed!" said Fa Ji with a wink.

Fa Miao walked more tightly than Fa Ji, thinking that this Fa Ji was only a little bit of flesh and skin, and he didn't talk like a child at all.

After the morning class, the disciples who finished reciting the Buddhist scriptures rushed to the martial arts arena in a noisy manner, Fa Miao carried the burden and put it down, and the disciples who were hungry and quacked suddenly took their own porcelain bowls and chopsticks, and came forward to wait for the porridge. Fa Miao opened the lid of the steaming bucket and scooped a large spoonful of porridge for each of the disciples in line, and those who were assigned to the porridge each went to eat pickled radish, pickles, pickles, and kale. After a while, another disciple picked sweet potatoes, purple potatoes, corn, and taro, and ate happily in the martial arts arena.

Faji drank some porridge and ate a purple potato, and his stomach was full. When he was full of food and drink, he would run around and tease the disciples who were eating, laughing and slapping other people's butts on one side and on other people's bald heads there.

Faji threw a stone into Fa Ming's porcelain bowl, splashing his face with sticky rice porridge. Fa Ming wiped the rice porridge off his face with his sleeve, and chased after him angrily to spank him.

"You're chasing me, you're chasing me!" Faji's small body shuttled around a group of adults like a civet cat, and Fa Ming couldn't help him for a while.

"Fa Zhi, hurry up and catch him, it's too unbelievable, play tricks on people every day!" Fa Ji slipped to Fa Zhi's side, and Fa Ming hurriedly shouted.

Fa Zhi grabbed the corner of his clothes with his hand, Fa Ji took off the shell of a golden cicada, gave up his Buddha clothes and flew up to the top of the main hall naked, hugging the raised edges and corners of the eaves, smiling and grimacing at the bottom, and said: "No shame, no shame, two adults can't catch a child!"

Fa Ming could only tilt his head and sigh, Fa Franciscan flying in the sky, it was really a ghost, and he couldn't be too serious about a child who was more than a year old.

Fa Ming drank rice porridge with high vigilance, constantly paying attention to Fa Ji's sneak attack. After drinking the rice porridge, the disciples solemnly meditated in the martial arts arena and listened to the abbot Master Huixing talk about Buddhism.

Master Hui is kind and kind-eyed, with white eyebrows, sitting at the mouth of the high platform and the golden lotus to explain the Dharma, talk about the Lengyan Sutra and the Lotus Sutra, and tell the allusions of the Buddha cutting meat to feed the eagle. Master Hui's voice was gentle and soft, and as he spoke, a layer of divine Buddha light shrouded his body. All the birds and animals in the mountains rushed over and listened quietly to him preaching the Dharma.

Completely ignoring the divinity of the Dharma, Fa Ji laughed and ran around on the many bald heads, and the sound of his bare feet on the bald heads made the disciples who were listening to the lecture miserable, waving his hands and not grabbing his legs.

"Wahaha, Fa'an, Fa Ming, Fa Zhen, you come to arrest me!" Fa Ji deliberately stepped on it with more force, and the sound of 'snapping' on his head was very loud, stomping on their heads to the ground.

Fa'an, Fa Ming, and Fa Zhen are very helpless, Fa Ji is as dexterous as a cat, and he can't catch it at all, so he can only let him step on his head!

"It's stupid, I can't catch it!" Faji seemed to be tired of playing, and put his feet on Fa Zhi's shoulders, and sat on his bald head like a bench, with both hands still covering his ears.

Fa Chi was uncomfortable sitting on his head in his wet shorts, and Faji's cold feet clipped his cheeks and patted his ears with his hands, the wind blowing so that his ears buzzed one after another.

Fa Zhi grabbed it violently, and Fa Ji jumped up on his shoulder and hurriedly ran away, and Fa Zhi had an extra pair of wet pants on his hand.

Faji ran around with his bare ass dangling his little cock, stepping on Fa Zhi's bald head: "Give it back to me, give it back to me!"

"Don't give, don't give, just don't give!" Fa Zhi shook proudly with his wet pants, and finally let this little devil deflat.

Seeing that Faji couldn't grab his pants, he ignored him and ran over to sit on Famin's bald head, his feet shaking.

Fa Ming was cold and cold by his bare ass and little cock on his head, and he didn't want to make trouble with him intently, so he squinted his eyes helplessly and looked up, and said, "Little rabbit, you have to be honest!"

Before the words landed, a burst of hot liquid flowed down his head and neck, wetting the monk's robe on his back at once, and the liquid still flowed down his forehead to the base of his ears and cheeks.

Fa Ming was taken aback, knowing that Fa Ji was drowning, waved his hand to spank him, and raised his head to scold him.

Faji hurriedly fled towards it, and a few drops of urine landed in Faming's open mouth.

When Master Huixuan finished teaching, all the disciples dispersed. Fa Ming wrung his monk's clothes angrily, he really couldn't compete with Fa Ji, the monks were compassionate, and the Buddha also cut meat to feed the eagle, how old a person Fa Ji was, there was no way to deal with him. It was also difficult for Faming to catch him, and in a moment the little one jumped up on the tree.

Fa Ming wrung off the urine on the monk's robe drop by drop, and Fa Ji smiled and hooked his little finger over there, which seemed to mean to call Fa Ming over. Fa Ming grabbed the monk's robe and walked over angrily, and said, "My little ancestor, have you had enough!"

Faji looked at Fa Ming very mysteriously, and his little finger kept hooking, telling him to bend down to speak.

Boss Fa Ming lowered his body unhappily and said, "Little devil, what's the toss!"

Fa Ji put his mouth in front of Fa Ming's ear, babbling softly: "Fa Ming, you SHOU lewd!"

Fa Ming became angry when he heard it, and when he thought about it, he was a little scared, and said softly: "Little devil! Don't talk nonsense, children, do you know what SHOU lewdness is!"

Faji grabbed the little cock out and put his fingers in circles.

Fa Ming looked at his adult-like expression, squatted down and said, "My little ancestor, you really don't look like a child, what do you want!"

Faji smiled slyly, rubbing his fingers and making a gesture asking for money.

Fa Ming's eyes rolled around the bone, and he secretly cursed in his heart that it must be Fa Zhi who asked Fa Ji to blackmail himself!

Fa Zhi is the closest to Fa Ming, Fa Zhi fell asleep when Fa Ming SHOU was lewd, and thought that God was unaware, but he didn't expect that he would treat Fa Zhi as a brother, and Fa Zhi peeked into his privacy and called Fa Ji to blackmail!

If it weren't for Fa Zhi seeing that he was shou, Fa Ming really couldn't think of who it was!

Fa Ming's cheeks were bulging, and he asked in a low voice: "Little rabbit cub, did Fa Zhi ask you to blackmail me, how much silver do you want?"

Faji laughed like a cunning fox, and said, "No more, no less, four two or three dollars!"

Fa Ming was taken aback, he had four taels or three coins of silver in his savings, but he didn't expect Fa Zhi to even know this!

Fa Ming also plans to buy a wig with one dollar of silver next time he goes down the mountain, buy a scholar's clothes with two dollars of silver, and live in an inn with a law television machine with three dollars of silver.

This is good, Fa Zhi wants to be clean all of a sudden!

"Damn Fa Zhi, I'm not done with you!" Fa Ming cursed viciously in his heart.

"Little bunny, I'm telling you, I don't have any money!"

"Listen, everyone, Fa Ming's hand ......," Fa Ji shouted, tilting his head.

Fa Ming was so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed Fa Ji's arm with one hand and tightly covered his mouth with the other.

Many disciples were also attracted by Fa Ji's shout, and they all looked over, Fa Ming covered his mouth and hurriedly covered up: "Fa Ji said that I am good, good at it, cough cough!"

Finally covered up the past, Fa Ming grabbed Fa Ji's hand and said with a smile: "My little ancestor, I don't have so much money, I have been a monk all these years, and I only saved eight coins of silver, and I will give it all to you if my little junior brother wants it." ”

Fa Ji stretched out his hand and insisted that Fa Ming give him four taels or three coins of silver, and Fa Ming smiled flatteringly and explained that he really didn't have that much money, how hard it was to be a monk, but he just saved eight coins of silver!

Fa Ming just denied that he didn't have so much money, and he couldn't help himself if he wanted to forgive this little rabbit cub! The two of them refused to give in to each other, and after a long fight, Fa Ji threatened: "It's up to you whether to give the money or not, and if you don't tell the abbot the old bald donkey!"

This time touched Fa Ming's sore spot, if this matter came out publicly, his face would be lost, Fa Ming's teeth itched with hatred, so he had to agree to him! I don't know how long the silver will have to be saved to be enough to play with women!

Boss Fa Ming was unwilling to take out the silver hidden in secret, and secretly gave it to Fa Ji in a cloth pocket.

Faji took the money, and the whole morning was still laughing and running around to make trouble, making chickens and dogs jump, and Fa Ming would be on fire when he looked at the hateful little devil!

After listening to the abbot's teachings, Fa Zhi went to the water tank in the dining hall to fetch water, and when he picked up several buckets of water and walked up the stone steps, he saw Fa Ji hooking his fingers from a distance.

"Three coins, bring them!" said Faji as he stepped forward to the frightened Fa Zhi.

Ever since Fa Chi had spoken out about Fa Zhi's fornication and kept threatening to tell the abbot, Fa Chi had been falsely accused by him three times, and this time it was the fourth. Fa Zhi was secretly annoyed that Fa Ming, a bastard, saw himself shoud at night and asked Fa Ji to lie to himself. Fa Zhi took advantage of Fa Ming's sleep to shou, only blaming himself for being careless, he saw his privacy and actually came to blackmail the silver, and he always regarded Fa Ming as a brother.

Why every time there is so much silver, Fa Ming always knows so clearly, Fa Zhi is very puzzled.

Must be Fa Ming, this bastard, make it clear, and beat him up if he doesn't say it clearly, Fa Zhi thought angrily.

"Okay, good, my little ancestor, I'll give, I'll give!" Fa Zhi has been blackmailed many times, and he is no longer able to resist Fa Ji's obscenity, no matter how long he argues, he still has to hand over the silver in full, and there is no way to catch the pigtail in people's hands, and he doesn't have to be a monk if he pokes it out, and he has to endure the pain to cut off a piece of meat.

Fa Ji took Fa Zhi's silver in his arms, and ate a string of sugar gourds that he didn't know where to go, and he made trouble all around, and Fa Zhi hated him at a glance.

At this moment, when the sun was setting, Fa Ming met Fa Zhi outside the lecture hall, and both of them had fire in their eyes, and they made an appointment with each other to walk out of the temple and go to the red stone cliff behind the mountain to speak clearly!

Fa Ming was full of anger, and sang a song to the sky: "Amitabha, the Buddha forgives, the disciple said foul language for the first time, fuck Fazhi you bastard, Lao Tzu treats you as a brother, you slander Lao Tzu's silver!"

It's better not to say this, as soon as Fa Zhi lit a fire in his heart, he also sang a song towards the sky: "Buddha is merciful, the disciple said foul language for the thousandth and eighth time, Fa Ming, you bastard, you are a thief and shout at the master's house to catch the thief, fuck you still say that Lao Tzu cheated on your money, and your conscience gave it to the dog!"

Fa Ming sang to the sky, angrily grabbed the monk's robe on Fa Zhi's chest and said: "The Buddha is above, the disciple said foul language for the second time! Fa Zhi, you bastard, you just fucking blackmailed Lao Tzu for four taels or three coins of silver, and the thief shouted here to catch the thief!"

Fa Zhi was not to be outdone, slammed his fist at Fa Ming's head, and shouted: "The Buddha forgives, the disciple said foul language for the thousandth and ninth time! Fa Ming, your turtle son is not raised by people, you fucking slandered Lao Tzu four times, but said that Lao Tzu blackmailed your money." The first time you blackmailed Lao Tzu for three or two dollars, the second time you blackmailed one, two or three dollars, the third time you blackmailed eight dollars, the fourth time you blackmailed three dollars, just now you blackmailed Lao Tzu for three dollars of silver, you fucking said that Lao Tzu blackmailed your money, you dog thing is really not a thing!"

The two monks were talking about the Buddha's foul language and scolding, scuffling, the monk's clothes were torn to shreds, Fa Zhi's face was bruised and purple, Fa Ming scratched a few blood marks on his body, and his face was also a little swollen.

The two of them scuffled for a long time and didn't give in to each other, and they each thought that something was wrong, so they stopped pulling each other's hands, looked at each other for a long time, and said at the same time: "Fa'an! Fucking must be Fa'an's bastard!"

As soon as the two monks were in tune, things became even more clear, most likely because the bastard Fa'an blackmailed the two people.

Sneaking back and changing into a monk's robe, he applied gold sore medicine to the wounds on his body, praying that the wounds would heal as soon as possible, otherwise Guangren of the temple would find that the two were fighting, and he would be punished.

"Brother, your face is a little swollen!" Fa An said as he saw Fa Zhi smearing gold sore medicine on his face.

"Haha, it's okay, I accidentally fell into the water!" Fa Zhi smiled and covered up, he didn't want to stab the matter at this time, the handle was still in the hands of people, and it was not good to stab it now.

Fa Zhi and Fa Ming can discuss, find an opportunity to coax Fa An out, and beat him severely.

In the evening, the hot and fragrant rice is boiled, and the dishes are still some vegetarian dishes such as castrated radish, soy beans, soy sauce tofu and boiled sauerkraut, that is, a layer of rapeseed oil floating on the winter melon soup.

Fa Ming covered the scars on his face, and he almost vomited when he ate dinner, and it was too tasteless to eat these every day. When Fa Ming originally had four taels or three coins of silver, he was still thinking about going down the mountain to the inn to burn a pot of old rice wine to drink, and to burn a plate of white-cut chicken to drink. How beautiful it is to eat a bite of white-cut chicken and drink a sip of old rice wine, Fa Ming can feel the deliciousness with his eyes closed.

Now the silver has been blackmailed by Fa Ji, no, Fa An should be the mastermind, Fa Ming does not believe that Fa Jian is the mastermind anyway, Fa Ji is still a little more than a year old, although his brain is a little precocious, and his speech is still babbling incomplete, how can he know about his sexual obscenity if he doesn't live together! How can he know how much silver he has! Fa Ming was angry when he thought about it, and looked at Fa An from a distance how his face looked like a ghost when he was eating, anyway, he didn't look like a person, and he laughed treacherously.

Now that Fa Ming's money has been blackmailed, he is trying his best to go into the dining room to do procurement, I heard that Fa Miao, who is doing the procurement of the dining room, has deducted a few hundred taels of silver, and he eats well, don't you see that he has gained a lot of weight! If there are a few hundred taels of silver, Fa Ming plans to be a monk and not do it, go into the world to buy some land, marry a woman who is white and pure, plump and gentle, beautiful and moving as a wife, and then take seven or eight concubines, and take turns to his mother every night!

Fa Mingmei thought about it, the corners of his mouth curled up stupidly, what matters now is the old monk who is in charge of things! If you have money, you can go into the world to give birth to a few sons, and it is not too late to come back to be a monk after ten years! Isn't the old monk Huikong in a secular family having a family! Three wives and four concubines, a house full of children and grandchildren! This is an open secret!

Fa Miao and several monks in the canteen always eat very little every meal, and secretly stew salt chicken and fried almonds to drink at night, and live so uncomfortably!

Monks are the ones who pay the most attention to self-esteem, and where does they have self-esteem if they have no money! Monks love silver the most, and the personality of a monk who gives alms to the poor is not the same as that of a monk who asks for alms, and the monk's pursuit is noble, and what he seeks is to become an immortal, and he is the most demanding immortal, and if there is no personality, there will be a bullshit immortal! Therefore, the monk's pursuit of money is no less than that of ordinary people!

Fa Miao worked hard in the dining room for a few months to deduct more than 200 taels of silver, people have rich and high-spirited, and when they walk, they don't look like a monk, but like an outsider, and when they speak, they also look up at the sky and put their noses at people! In the past, when everyone didn't have money, they were very affectionate brothers, but now they are not affectionate! The big guys can guess that Fa Miao is rich, and no one is a fool!

Fa Miao often went down the mountain to buy food, secretly wore a wig, wore a disguise mask on his face, and dressed up as a Sven scribe to play with women in the Qinglou! He played with many women, and he could play a lot of tricks, and sometimes he had to play with two women and three women! I hadn't gone down the mountain to play with women for many days, and after dinner, Fa Miao was itching when he brushed the dishes and washed the dishes, which was very unpleasant.

This Fa Miao fetched two large buckets of water and brushed the dishes outside, while Fa Ji sat on the branch of a tree and hooked his fingers at Fa Miao. Fa Miao always felt that this little bastard had some bad intentions, afraid that he would come over and smash the dishes and bowls, and when the time came, Guangren who supervised the temple would not pursue a child, and he would have to be unlucky. Fa Miao stood up, wiped his palms with a cloth and walked over.

Faji jumped lightly from the branch, pointed to his nose and said, "Fa Miao, you play with women!"

Fa Miao heard the sound of her head buzzing, and recalled that she didn't know where the wind had leaked. This thing is done in top secret, and it will never be seen when it is disguised, and it has never been said to anyone, so why did it leak the rumors, Fa Miao is very puzzled!

Fa Miao couldn't help but think, this kid was only a little big fart, and his hair hadn't grown yet, where did he know what it meant to play with a woman, so he bent down and said, "Little bastard, don't talk nonsense, which senior brother taught you, do you know what playing with a woman is?"

Faji leaned down with a 'babsh' smile, his ass twitching incessantly, making the movements of whipping a woman.

Fa Miao looked at his movements with anger and amusement, Fa Ji really didn't look like a baby, he understood things more than the children of the general horn.

Fa Miao will never admit that he has played with women, this thing is done unknowingly, how can anyone know, someone must have called Fa Ji to blackmail himself, Fa Miao's heart kept thinking, and said: "Little brother Fa Ji, don't make trouble, senior brother will make you a sugar gourd to eat!"

Faji took out a hairpin of a red butterfly from his cloth pocket, twisted it with his hand and raised his arm and shook it.

As soon as Fa Miao saw the hairpin, it was like being struck by lightning, and he was so frightened that his soul was about to be lost!

About a month ago, Fa Miao thought that the time for playing with women in the Qinglou was too tight and too hasty, so he spent two taels of silver and took a woman named Tongtong back to the temple for the night. When the two of them went up the mountain, it was still early, and the monks of the temple were still moving around, Fa Miao didn't dare to ask her to go into the temple to hide, and when she entered the temple, there were monks everywhere, and she was seen at once.

"What, you told me to eat outside and enter the temple in the middle of the night, that won't work, I have to get double money, or I'll go into the temple now!" Tongtong said angrily, as if Fa Miao had deceived her.

"My aunt, two taels of silver is already double money, didn't you say it was okay when you came?" The price has already been agreed, and now the price is increasing, Fa Miao feels that this woman is slandering.

"Let me tell you, one or two of the two taels of silver is the money for my aunt and grandmother to sleep with you, and one or two is the round-trip travel fee, but I didn't say that my aunt and grandmother were going to eat the wind in the mountains!" Tongtong shook his head unhappily.

The two of them argued with each other, their eyes were a little red, and then Tongtong became angry, and said sharply: "Today there is a member who went out for five taels of silver to ask the old lady to come out, the old lady sees that you are young and vigorous, and the two taels of silver will follow you to this big and far away, the mountain road has been walked for a long time, and you have to hide and can't take a bath, and the dirt is dirty! Add two taels of silver, you don't do it, don't do it, the old lady is gone, and the silver can't be returned to you, you delay the old lady to do business, do you know if you know!"

Fa Miao couldn't help her, and blamed herself for not speaking clearly enough, the cooked duck was afraid of flying, and said: "My aunt, you can't sit on the ground and raise the price, or let's discuss it again, how about two taels and one money!"

Tongtong sneered with a sneer, and said: "The world says that this monk is the most cowardly, today I finally understand, add a penny of silver, you want to be an old lady for food!"

The two of them fought for red faces, Fa Miao meant to let Tongtong let a little, there was something to say, and Fa Miao said categorically: "That's it, three taels of silver, no more money!"

Tongtong refused to give in, shook his head and said: "Four taels, one less money is not good!"

Fa Miao really accepted this goods that sold money, and said softly: "The business will be done for a long time, right?"

Tongtong still refused to give in no matter what, and said: "This time, four taels of silver and a penny can't be less, and the next time the old lady will give you a 20% discount!"

Fa Miao really couldn't resist her, so she had to admit it: "Okay, good, four taels will be four taels!"

Tongtong covered her smile with a pink handkerchief, and the fat powder puff on her face fell down, and said, "You said this earlier!

Fa Miao patted his head and hurriedly ran to the temple, there are still many things to do in the dining room!

was blackmailed for money, and lustful for her brain, Fa Miao secretly scolded her for having to whip her fiercely at night!

Tongtong is hiding outside the temple, and it is very lonely and irritable to wait alone. The sky was getting darker, the mountain wind was getting stronger, and the air was getting colder. The Qinglou woman who was in the skin and meat business was dressed the most cool and exposed, so cold that she curled up in a ball in the leeward, sneezing incessantly with runny nose, and she didn't dare to go back, and she didn't dare to enter the temple. There were the cries of lynxes and night owls at night, and Tongtong thought there were ghosts, and she was so scared that her guts were about to break!

It was late at night, and the monks in the temple were asleep, and Fa Miao came out to pick up Tongtong. Tongtong trembled and followed behind Fa Miao, and her mouth kept saying some cursed words!

"Ah, the old lady is about to freeze to death, you have to add money, eight taels of silver!" When Fa Miao closed the wooden door, Tongtong scolded and said.

Fa Miao heard her sneezing very loudly, frightened half to death, at night in the temple there was a sound of needles falling, afraid that the whole temple could hear it, quickly went to cover her mouth, told her to be quiet, the price will wait until the house! If she is caught by Guangren of the temple and does not die, she will have to be skinned.

Fa Miao covered Tongtong's mouth with one hand, and did not forget to knead the soft flesh ball on her body with one hand, making Tongtong giggle, and said: "People in the world say that monks are evil ghosts in color, I think this is right!"

Walking in with Fa Miao, Tongtong smiled and said, "Grandpa Buddha has to listen to my aunt and grandmother call me to bed tonight!"

Fa Miao glanced at her playfully, and carefully pushed open the door of the firewood room with the lamp in his hand.

Tongtong tiptoed in and said, "Hey, you take your aunt and grandmother to the firewood room, such a dirty place!

"Oh, my aunt, I said that the price of four taels of silver is good, how can you sit on the ground and start the price, every time it is a price increase for the somersault!" Fa Miao warmed a pot of wine to warm Tongtong's body, and said very unhappily.

Tongtong lit a fire in his heart when he heard this, and said loudly: "Ah snee, you see that the old lady is about to freeze to death, at least sixteen taels of silver!

Fa Miao was so frightened that she quickly covered her mouth and told her to be quiet, it was not a joke to be discovered!

The two of them bargained there again, and the person who sold his body refused to give in, so he calculated a detailed account for him, and said: "I'll show you, one tael of silver is the money for my aunt and grandmother to sleep with you, one tael of silver is the round-trip travel fee, two taels of silver is the money of the first class outside, and four taels of silver is the money of being frightened by the ghost outside, this is not a joke by being frightened by the ghost, it is not good to break the yang life, who is willing to hit this bad luck! The other eight taels of silver is the money for the medicine for the cold, but the cold is to break the yang life, who is willing to exchange his life for silver!" Let me tell you, if you don't get sick with eight taels of silver, your aunt and grandmother will have to ask you for it! And if you work in such a dirty firewood house, your mother won't ask you to add silver, and you don't thank me, but instead make excuses for being stingy! People say that only those who can't survive can become monks, and that's right!"

Fa Miao choked in his throat and couldn't make a sound, listening to this tone of speech, it seems that he has been on him for the rest of his life, and if he doesn't know it, he has to be a gray grandson to give her a pension, and if she continues to fight, it may be dawn. Fa Miao had to admit it and reluctantly agreed to her!

The price was negotiated, and Fa Miao pressed Tongtong on the dry firewood and grass, and wanted to take off her dress. Tongtong twisted his body and refused, ripped off his obscene pants and threw them at the back of his head, lifted his skirt and urged him to hurry up.

Fa Miao is out of sixteen taels of silver, how can you be so casual, no matter how you say it, you have to have a good time to have it!

Tongtong refused to take off her dress, saying that it was dry firewood and grass to prick people, and said: "People in the world say that monks are the most cowardly, which big man invites his aunt and grandmother to not sleep in the brocade shop, you call the old lady to sleep in firewood and grass, what are you to be a mother." This hellish place is cold, the old lady is already cold, and she will not freeze to death if she takes off her clothes again!"

Fa Miao was very angry at this time, and got up and said angrily: "If you don't take off your dress, you still have two taels of silver, and you can't add a penny!"

Tongtong became angry and said: "The old lady doesn't take off her skirt, do you like to do it or not, if you don't do it, the old lady is here to talk to you, and it has to be sixteen taels of silver, and the old lady is not finished with you!"

The two of them quarreled there, and after arguing for a long time, Tongtong put his hands together, his voice trembled with excitement, and he said: "Amitabha, the Buddha is above, and the lewd monk is going to bully the weak woman tonight!"

Fa Miao's neck and face turned red with pig liver, and she kept fighting with the goods that sold for money, and the sound of fighting for Tongtong became louder and louder, Fa Miao was so frightened that she hurriedly went to cover her mouth. No matter how much she advertises, she won't be able to save her life, so Fa Miao has no choice but to admit and follow her!

Fa Miao pressed Tongtong under her body, lifted her skirt and pumped quickly, and soon Tongtong moaned happily. FA MIAO LISTENED TO HER MOANING LOUDLY, AND HURRIEDLY COVERED HER MOUTH WITH ONE HAND AND GRABBED HER NECK WITH THE OTHER.

Fa Miao whipped him vigorously for a long time, Tongtong made a 'woo' sound in his throat and beat him and didn't care, gradually Tongtong's voice became smaller and smaller, and when he finished his work and put on his pants, Tongtong rolled down from the firewood.

Fa Miao hurriedly turned Tongtong over, probed her snort with her hand, ran out of breath, and suffocated to death!

Fa Miao was so frightened that his soul flew away, he didn't want to kill anyone! Urgently wanted to rescue, Fa Miao had great strength, just now he was angry that she repeatedly scolded the silver, and he was afraid of being discovered, his emotions were extremely nervous and angry, the woman's neck was broken, where could she be saved!

Pacing around and messing around, I finally found a sack and a shovel to carry her to the mountain outside and bury her!

It's really chilling to think back on these past events, the hairpin was worn on Tongtong's head that night, and I don't know when it fell off.

Fa Miao was stunned for a moment, and immediately calmed down again, and wanted to snatch the hairpin in Fa Ji's hand.

Faji rubbed himself away, his body as nimble as a cat, and soon jumped up into the tree.

Fa Miao's body is not flexible, and Fa Ji will be able to control the sky, knowing that it will be difficult to catch up with him, and he is afraid that he will make a big fuss about it!

With a compromised smile, Fa Miao called Fa Ji down, and everything was negotiable.

Faji jumped down from the tree, rubbing his fingers together and gesturing for silver.

Fa Miao lowered her body and asked him, "Little devil, how much silver do you want!"

Faji babbled and said, "Two hundred and eighteen twenty-six dollars!"

It must be Fa Chang, this bastard called Fa Ji to lie to himself, Fa Miao thought about it, and walked closest to him, and it was possible that he knew his privacy was Fa Chang, could it be that he leaked his dream words at night? Fa Miao's heart was rolling! Damn Fa Chang wouldn't know about that night no matter how much he said it!

No matter how much Fa Miao says, he will never believe that it was Fa Ji's own idea, a child who is only a little over a year old!

Fa Miao thought that the child would just ask for a few dollars of silver, but he didn't expect him to open his mouth, so he immediately refused and said: "Little junior brother, you are a rich member of the senior brother, the poorest in the world is our monk, and the senior brother has saved three or five dollars of silver in the past few years, so give it to you!"

Fa Ji replied reluctantly: "Fa Miao, you are stupid to me, you are very rich as a procurement manager of the dining room! You have four silver tickets hidden in you, each of which is fifty taels of silver!"

Fa Miao affirmed and confirmed that it was Fa Chang, the bastard, who peeked into his privacy, and the closest person next to him was him, who else but him. Fa Miao usually spends money to buy chicken, and the roast chicken is made by two people and one half! This ungrateful thing, Fa Miao cursed secretly in his heart, he must beat him hard to relieve his anger!

Fa Miao said haha to Fa Ji, and he refused to admit that he had so much silver!

After the two of them fought for a long time, Fa Ji pointed at Fa Miao's nose and threatened: "Fa Miao, don't beat me and treat me as a child, the physical evidence picked up in the firewood room is in my hands, if you don't give the silver, I will tell Guangren of the temple to see if he doesn't peel off your skin!"

Fa Miao really had no choice, so he had to agree to Fa Ji, but he had to exchange the hairpin for silver, and he was willing to pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other!

Fa Ji agreed, Fa Miao went to withdraw the money, a total of four silver tickets of fifty taels, a silver ticket of ten taels, eight taels of silver, and a difference of three coins of silver, Fa Miao took out his trouser pocket, just took out three coins of silver, put it in a cloth pocket, and exchanged hairpins with Faji!

Fa Miao wondered, Fa Chang knew himself better than himself, and he didn't leave a penny for himself!