Forty-six Oops
General Fang has read a lot of people, and he has already trained a pair of fiery eyes, but most of the soldiers and young generals are nothing more than old and young masters, as for women~
Especially a woman like Princess Knoller.
Noller was not only a liar, but also a madman, with multiple personalities and severe schizophrenia.
Lady?
Virtue?
Everyone was looking at Noller alone, and Noller was smiling and looking at a person all the time.
Not Fang Yin.
It's General Fang, not Fang Yin.
For Old General Fang, Noller can only say that Noller is the same, extremely satisfied!
It is commendable, upright by nature, especially rare, crisp and neat, at least one or two, better than two sides and three knives: "Huh!"
The black cloak exploded, like a flash in the panβ
In the meantime, the snow is white and dazzling, it is actually snow-white all over, and the peaks and peaks are in full view, which is better than snow-white: "Boom!"
Not exposed at all, and then all exposed, this is Princess Nole, who saw the sun at once, and was naked on the spot: "Ahh
At that moment, everyone who stood knelt down, those who sat lay down, and those who lay down were also shot: "Bang!"
Having said that, there will be surprises.
Strong self-confidence, perfect curves, the cloak is spinning, turning in a circle~~
A second, a second and a half, that moment is very short, white flowers, slippery, the beauty of the saint Nole!
This is not an allusion to fame, Princess Knole is already very famous.
You see, I'll take it off, and Noller is very simple to be.
But this surprise came too violently and suddenly, just when everyone was stunned and shocked. The cloak is stowed. People move forward again-
Knoller smiled. Smile without showing teeth, everyone's demeanor, lady's style~~
It's like an illusion, like a dream.
Everyone was stunned, their minds went blank, and they looked at each other again, their eyes equally demented.
Is it true?
You know, Princess Knole is an illusionist. High-order illusions, or large-scale group hypnosis, can make people daydream without knowing it.
Is it really off?
When the fake is true, it is true, and when it is false, it is also true, life is like a dream, why not laugh and watch.
The next moment.
Everyone was looking at Fang Yin alone, without words, his eyes asked, asking here, what does it mean?
Fang Xiaohou Ye. Look ahead and sit up straight. There is no expression on his face.
Meaning, it doesn't make sense.
In one word, that is, or: do!
To die, to die, not to die, to die, Noller is a psychopath, Fang Yin doesn't need to give any explanation, because soon everyone will know-
The daughter-in-law of the Fang family has to find something like this!
The first round is over.
There are only two rounds of Bimei activities.
Members of the judging committee: Emperor Yuanji, Sanhua Gonggong, Master Huang Yangmu, Shenji Zhenren, Jiang Chengcheng, Elder Jiang, Bai Chengcai, Dean Bai, Yan Shangshu, Zhong Xiang.
Coupled with Yu Lao, they began to discuss.
According to the face, body, skin, hue, image and temperament, clothing matching, noise decibels, public reputation, popularity, and personal preferences, the whole consideration is made and the decision is made carefully.
The first one to be chosen was Noller.
Men are all the same.
The second, cow peony.
The third, Wu Dumei.
The fourth, Luo Fanghua.
There are only four, four beauties.
It is completely fair, it can be said that everyone expects it, and everyone agrees with the results, which is really commendable!
The following is the flower delivery link~~
The rules are also very simple, the four beauties, whoever receives the most flowers is, today's Oiran, the first beauty in the world.
But before the flowers are delivered, there is also a talent show.
Notice that this is the key point of the point, the connotation of the connotation, the wonderful of the wonderful.
Look! Look!
Fanghua girl, be the first to appear.
Murong Gongzi followed closely.
After that, a song, a piano, a total of "Luoshui", Luanfeng and Ming, a hundred turns and a thousand times-
...... Si Mei Fang is gorgeous, ashamed of the form, thinking of the admiration, willing to match the virtue. The head of the mantis is eyebrows, the curtain falls down the pearl and jade, the pity is pity, and the song is returned. King Xiang has a heart, the goddess has intentions, sleeps and dreams, and the son also knows the other. The good couple will eventually become a good couple, and it will be made in heaven, and the love of cherishing will never be separated!
......
Today's Luoshui, finally sang a different charm from the past, no more worry-free sadness, only joy and joy, no cold and lonely cold, only infinite warmth, a song singing spring flowers, everyone listened to it as if they were fascinated, suddenly saw the lover boating in Luoshui, the talented and beautiful woman raised the case and raised the eyebrows, half a life wine, pour two glasses, you have a cup, I have a cup, hand over a glass of wine, and have to feed, feed each other, mouth to mouth, you take a mouth, I take a mouth, you have a cup, I have a cup, you have a pair, the mandarin ducks in the water are two pairs-
The piano is emotional, the song is emotional, and this "Luoshui" is the most perfect.
There is no doubt about it!
A match made in heaven!
It's really envious of others!
God is jealous!
The reason why I want to say this is because, because there is also a Wu Dumei-
The goddess of Wushan, who then appeared.
Murong Gongzi followed closely.
After that, a sword dance, a, the sword dances the clouds and rain, the rolling waves, the flute blows the hole, and the progress is high.
The point is here, and look at the connotation.
Today, the face of the goddess of Wushan is like a piece of ice, cold for ten thousand years, cold to the bone, as if it can't be dissolved in 100 million years~~
However, the delicate body is better than the fire, and the thighs are snow-white, which still makes people can't help but have a dry mouth and a heartbeat! !
Therefore, everyone, one moment of ice, one moment of fire, one moment of ice, one moment of water, pain and happiness, suffering, such as that flute, such as that flute, one moment low, one moment high, one time high, not low, high and higher, knotty, still high, and finally sharp as a needle, several eardrums punctured: "Bang!"
The sound of the flute stopped.
The Wushan Goddess backhanded was a slap in the face, and it was slapped on Murong Gongzi's handsome face!
Everyone was stunned!
Ears curling~~
Finally turned around!
Tangled relationships, deadly triangles. The most annoying thing is the word "mother": "Oops." β
Murong Gongzi touched his face. Laughing: "It hurts." β
This thing. To start from last night, last night, in the twilight rain building, in a boudoir, there was an incense bed, and the talented and beautiful woman was singing from a hard time playing the piano and singing~~
The goddess of Wushan came in.
To be honest, to be honest, the scene is not embarrassing at all. Because the Wushan Jade Maiden turned into a zombie at that time, and Murong Gongzi never knew what embarrassment was: "Oops." β
"It's you. β
"Coming?"
"You may be seated. β
"Not sitting?"
"Together?"
......
At that time, the goddess of Wushan didn't say a word, just stood in front of the bed, looked calmly, and signaled with her eyes: continue.
Go on.
Murong Gongzi continued.
The goddess of Wushan watched.
Murong Gongzi continued.
The jade girl of Wushan had nowhere to escape, so she simply closed her eyes tightly, gritted her teeth, and only thought that she was a dead person.
An hour passed.
The goddess of Wushan is still watching.
Murong Gongzi continued.
The jade girl of Wushan closed her eyes tightly and silently performed her divine skills, gritted her teeth and endured hardship, almost swallowing her tongue!
Call it a day.
For the Jade Girl of Wushan. It's not pleasure, it's painful torture. Murong Gongzi pities the people who cherish the jade, and he can't bear to do too much~~
Later, the female devil and the noble son had a conversation between the two.
It should be said that it is a negotiation, laying out facts, reasoning, showing hole cards, and asking for an explanation.
Three roads, Murong Gongzi said, there are only three roads.
One of them: marry your daughter.
Second: marry your mother and daughter.
Three: You're going to kill me with a sword, get it!
And for the goddess of Wushan, these three roads are impassable, one is unwilling, the second is reluctant, and the third is reluctant.
Mainly two.
It's too messy! It's too messy! What will I do if I have a child in the future?
One: Wushan Yusheng gave birth to a child.
So the goddess of Wushan, is it a grandmother, a grandmother, or an aunt?
Second, the goddess of Wushan has another one.
So with the Wushan Jade Girl, you must be commensurate with your sister and sister, who is your father? Who is your brother?
I can't carry it clearly, and I can't put it evenly, which is called chaos from generation to generation, unless the jade goddess doesn't want children-
This is the third, and it won't work, the Jade Maiden Palace of Dawushan will be extinct, and the goddess of Wushan can't accept such a thing, so: "Mother!"
In the end, it was the goddess of Wushan who understood the righteousness, endured the humiliation, and chose to forbear: "Hum~~"
That was last night.
What happened a long time ago, now the goddess of Wushan regrets it again, and the more she thinks about it, the more unwilling she becomes: "Smack!"
It was a slap in the face: "Oops. β
Hurt?
This prodigal son, who has no conscience, exhales pain and has no sincerity with a hippie smile, but the cry of "mother" is painful and real: "Bang!"
Another slap in the face: "Oops." β
Watch.
"Niang Hao~~" Murong Gongzi touched his face and said with a smile: "You beat me again, what are you doing?"
"Little bastard, it's you who beats you!" The Wushan goddess pointed and scolded: "You play the piano with her, how can you play the flute with me?"
Murong Gongzi: "You want me to blow it, don't you say it's okay, you dance the sword, I blow the flute, blow a song of flute history and make jade, dance a stormy wave~~"
"If I want you to blow it, you will blow it?" Wushan goddess has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and she also knows herself: "If I want you to die, why don't you go, I want you to die, why don't you die?"
"Mother~~" Murong Gongzi said aggrievedly: "Mother, you are so ruthless, I don't want to die, I haven't enough yet, Mother!"
"Smack!" Every time she hears the word "mother", the goddess of Wushan will immediately become angry: "You little rabbit cub, you dare to say one more word, who is your mother! Who is your mother! Who is-"
"Mom!"
......
Well, since that's the case, thenβ
The goddess of Wushan raised her arms again, spread her five fingers, and used her internal strength to ensure that she would whip him so that her mother didn't even know him: "Choke!"
At that time, people were already holding their heads and watching, and the love story between the goddess of Wushan and the prince of Murong had been compiled into a grand masterpiece of 2.4 million words, including of course, the jade girl of Wushan, and it seemed that it had finally reached a climax: "Ahhh
The lonely cloud sword is unsheathed!
It seems that the divine soldier descended from the sky, and the jade girl sacrificed herself to protect her lover, with a sinister sword and frost in her eyes, saying that you are surnamed Wu-
Hugh is rampant!(To be continued......