In front of the computer desk, a fat man is shirtless and hunched, holding a mouse in one hand and shaking under the computer desk with the other. His face was flushed, his eyes were glued to the computer on the desktop, and his mouth was still making a low grunting sound.

Looking at the picture on the computer again, I saw that it was a love action movie from an island country. The heroine in it is very charming, named Maria, with a pointed face, charming eyes, and a perfect body. Because of her beauty, she has to become popular all over the world in every love action movie, and she is the ** object of many otaku, and she is also the "goddess" in the hearts of fat people. The fat man's computer desk was piled up with all kinds of things, used toilet paper, instant noodle bags, disposable lunch boxes, beer bottles, beverage cans, and uncolored rags stacked on top of each other dozens of centimeters high. Accidentally moved a little bigger, the mobile phone fell from the computer desk to the ground, the fat man looked down, hey Yile, his hands continued to shake, and he was concentrating on watching the love action movie on the computer. Anyway, it's a Nokia phone, this height is a little meaningful.

If you want to ask who this obscene fat man is, let's just call him fat. Because, from kindergarten to elementary school, and then to junior high school, due to his fatness, the name Fat Man has accompanied him for 18 years, and few people remember what his surname is. He also fought and once made people forget this title, but unfortunately since his parents died in a car accident when he was 14 years old, he has become decadent due to his lack of discipline and social care. Relying on the house left by his parents and the compensation for the car accident, the fat man spent 4 years in a mess. Surfing the Internet all night every day, hungry for fast food instant noodles, sleepy and lying in bed for a while, okay if it was a bed.

The things on the table fell sparsely, and the fat man's range of movements increased. But why did the screen shake so badly, the fat man had to free up the hand that held the mouse to hold the monitor. With the seductive sound of the computer and the faint roar of the ground, the fat man's legs tensed, and the movements of his hands became faster and faster, and finally reached a critical point. At that moment, dust suddenly fell onto the keyboard, and it fell down with something like sand. The fat man didn't care about this, and he was still thinking that the battle upstairs was quite fierce, and the woman upstairs was definitely not as beautiful as my Maria. When the fat man was **, a stone hit his head, interrupting his conjecture.

One second, one second. The fat man felt that he would experience indescribable pleasure in the next second, but unfortunately it was destroyed by a stone, and the fat man wanted to die.

The fat man had a splitting headache, and when he tried to open his eyes, he saw that the house was shaking violently, the things in the room were crooked, and the floor under him was cracked. It's an earthquake, the fat man finally realized before he fell unconscious.

"Grandpa, wake up, wake up. The fat man faintly heard someone shouting to him.

"Don't disturb me, let me sleep. The fat man rolled over and continued his sweet dream. "Maria, hey, hey. ”

Unfortunately, there was a growing shaking around him, and falling stones fell on him like rain. The fat man finally woke up and thought about it, and with a snort, "Earthquake", and then ran away.

It was pitch black, and there was a narrow mountain road under his feet, which was full of gravel and a steady stream of stones falling from the sky, and on either side of the road was the abyss of Black Winter. At this moment, the fat man Liu Xiang possessed his body, only to see him jumping up and down, arching forward and dodging backwards, running out of this section of the mountain road at a speed of 100 meters and jumping onto a platform. At this time, I could faintly hear the echo of the fat man's voice in the distance. The platform is not big, eight or nine squares. Seeing that the platform did not fall, the fat man's heart calmed down a little. Looking back, I was stunned and incredulous. I saw stones of different sizes swishing down like rain, and the whistling sound was not noticed. As long as a stone hits the fat man, the fat man will definitely GameOver. The fat man ran all the way, and he didn't know how to get over, but he was unharmed. The fat man looked around and saw that this was not his kennel at all. The fat man couldn't help but think to himself: Could it be that there is a big hole under the building where he lives, and after the earthquake, the whole building has sunk into the ground? There is a cave on the other side of the platform, and there is a faint light coming out of it. The fat man was overjoyed, and walked towards the light source.

At this moment, a cry for help suddenly sounded in my ears. When the fat man listened carefully, he felt that the voice was the same as the one he had heard in his sleep. But there's no one around, is it hell?

The cries for help got closer and closer, and only then did the fat man realize that there was a black dot on the path running towards the platform. The fat man carefully looked at the black dots, and finally saw clearly at the junction of the path and the platform, only to see that the small black dot was more than half a meter long, covered with scale armor, the limbs were thick and short, the falling rocks on the head did not dodge, and the falling body was bounced off by the scale armor, and the obstacles on the road passed through, and the cry for help came from its mouth.

When the fat man was wondering what this black winter thing was, a huge boulder the size of a house fell with a roar, and when it landed, it directly shook the fat man off the ground. The fat man was so frightened that his face turned white and he broke out in a cold sweat. Obediently, if this stone falls on my head, I guess there won't even be any meat scraps left. The fat man hurriedly climbed to the door of the cave.

"Help, old man, help me. A voice came from under the boulder.

It's not dead, and it can still speak, this vitality is too tenacious, isn't it?

As a standard otaku, I haven't seen any demons and monsters on the Internet, so I'm particularly scared, but now there seems to be one in front of me, and the fat man is very curious. The fat man hesitated, but he still came to the side of the boulder.

This boulder is three or four meters high and weighs more than a dozen tons. The fat man pushed, but didn't move. Just as he was about to give up, a larger stone fell five or six meters away from the platform, and the fat man became a trapeze once more, and then fell onto the platform. However, the upper body exposed the platform, and the fat man was so frightened that he grabbed it with both hands, and screamed.

More and more stones fell from the sky, and they grew bigger and bigger. The path was finally overwhelmed, broken by a boulder, and turned into one of the falling rocks. The boulder that pressed the small black dot also fell into the endless abyss as the stone path collapsed.

Although the fat man was hanging in the air, he calmed down after finding that there was no danger for the time being. When I looked up, I saw the little black dot curled up in a ball and rolled down with the boulder. It was too late for the fat man to save him, so he could only subconsciously shout a few words.

At this moment, a pink rope suddenly stretched out from the abyss and wrapped around the fat man's wrist, and then a strong force came from the rope, and the fat man suddenly became nervous. Fortunately, the fat man was lying on the ground before, or he had to let this power pull down the abyss.

"Don't be afraid, old man. This is my tongue, pull me up quickly. "It sounded like the sound of a little black dot. The fat man wanted to untie the tongue wrapped around his wrist, but he couldn't untie it and gave up, so he reluctantly got up and dragged the little black dot up. The little black dot is petite, but the tongue is very long. The fat man dragged it more than 2 meters long before he pulled it up.

As soon as the little black dot was dragged up, he thanked him again and again, and the fat man finally took a closer look at what was in front of him after the initial panic. "Are you a pangolin, a monster?" said the fat man, based on the pictures he had seen of pangolins on the Internet.

"I'm a pangolin. Thank you, old man. ”

"Oh, that's what pangolins look like. What did you just call me, old man?"

"That's right, I don't call your grandfather anything. You don't know if you look at yourself. ”

Only then did the fat man realize that something was wrong, and when he raised his hands, his chubby and pink hands became short, thick, grayish-brown and loose-skinned hands, and the nails were stuffed with dust, and the nails could not see the original color;

The fat man was shocked, what's the situation?!

At this time, he suddenly noticed that there was a white hair on his hand, which seemed to shine brightly in the dark environment, which fell on his hand when the fat man touched his face. I have a white beard, how can I become an old man? The fat man did not give up, and plucked another hair, but the result was still gray hair. The fat man shouted in his heart, no wonder the pangolin would call me grandpa.

Wait, the fat man seemed to remember something, hurriedly turned around and propped up his trouser waistband to look down, and shouted, "Nima, just kidding." Even the bottom is white, O my Mary. After saying that, he actually cried.

"Grandpa, don't cry. The platform is about to collapse, so let's go to the cave and hide. ”

The fat man realized that the edge of the platform had begun to fall stones, and the area was getting larger and larger, and it was not safe to stay on the platform. Hurriedly stopped crying and followed the pangolin to the entrance of the cave.

But when I thought of the question of whether I would raise it in the future, I couldn't help but feel sad and indignant again, my Mary, "Grandpa, why are you crying again?" It's all my fault, I accidentally drilled through the gourd mountain, not only did you get in danger, but also let go of the snake spirit and the scorpion spirit. ”

"What snake spirit, scorpion essence?" and so on, grandpa, pangolin, snake spirit, scorpion essence, can't I cross into the gourd baby? Although I like this cartoon very much, I haven't seen it for more than ten years, and I can't remember the specific details. "Tell me, what's going on?"

"Once upon a time, snake spirits and scorpion spirits harmed the world. Their evil deeds caused the gods to be enraged, and the gods used their gourds to take the two goblins in. The treasure gourd turned into a gourd mountain, guarding the two goblins, as long as it was 10,000 years old, they would be transformed into a treasure gourd. But I felt that there was a treasure in the mountain beckoning me, so I went into the gourd mountain. When I found the treasure, I found out that it was a cave where the goblins were kept. Now that the two goblins have rushed out, we can only ambush the goblins if we find the gourd seeds and plant seven gourds. ”

After listening to the introduction of the pangolin, the fat man finally affirmed that he had traveled to the cartoon of the Hulu brothers.

Why did he become an old grandfather, and his hair turned white all over his body. You must know that in the cartoon of the gourd brothers, the old man was killed by the scorpion spirit at the end. As an otaku, how can a fat man have such a good psychological quality, when he thinks of his miserable life in the future, the fat man wants to cry again. You must know that since the death of his parents, the fat man has never cried again, and this time he cried more than he remembered